Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: TBD
Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD
Care Package winner: Scott won pick-a-veto
Most Likely Going Home: Shane is the target
PUNISHMENTS
>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex had a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott wwas stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>rip Monte
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her
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justin and jason talking shit about danielle now
literally everyone in the house except shane is done with her
oinkie oinker making fun of whitney's accent and then burping like a pig again
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i can't watch this anymore brent is such a faggot i cant stand him
Neeley and Krispy are only acceptable when shitting on Danielle.
I wonder if her disgusting personality will ruin her career as a foot porn whore
she asked shrimpman 10 minutes ago if he's a foot guy and he laughed at her
for
are fat feet even that desirable.
in Cred Forums we get a lot of exposure to degenerate foot fetishists and i've never seen any fat foot worship.
we still havent seen her fetish website
you're the best
BASED
Imagine if a non-plastic won HOH. Our last week of huefu caps would be in a caddy outfit.
the darkest timeline was avoided
please start calling them the ball smashers and not the plastics
hopefully she wins the Servant package next week
that thing was made for her
I'd blow you if you're a girl
I refuse to refer to them by that terrible name.
>almost as bad as THE FREAKAZOIDS
are you serious? he's the best LFC
>Limewire mentioned on feeds
Man I loved the shit out of Limewire. Any of you anons old enough to have used that or kazaa or any of the ilk?
every time you call them the plastics you are pro gayson because he made it up as an insult for them. you don't want that do you?
cheese pizza and bill clinton everywhere
no I will not nostalgia with you right now
"no"
Not him but I won't stop calling them The Plastics
Not because I think Ballsmashers is a bad name
Not because I am pro-jason
But because I fear change and you can't just change an alliance name without a change in the alliance members. Unacceptable
Thanks for indulging me user
Take this (You) it'll help (You) on (You)r way
Just call them both names like I do.
Kind of how the Friendship is also the Nerd Herd.
they didn't even know they were called the plastics though. the fags made it up as something to refer to them as
Shelby made it up actually, and initially suggested it as their name.
Get yo facts straight
>ya dig
What? They know. Shelby told them.
Plastics >>>>>>>> nutcrushers
Not even a Whitfag but that photo sparks a deep desire in my loins and heart and penis
What the fuck is this magic user. Maybe its the freckles
It's too late. The Plastics name is already stuck and everyone knows them by it
>steve autism cam kino right now
"didn't" is past tense
People here have misted themselves
>revisionist history
mistman was a great villian
What the fuck is Steve doing?
Why is he pacing around like a twat by himself rather than smoking and chillin?
Considering there are 10 posters in this thread people is probably one person
>I bet he's the Jenniferfag
>that pic
Man those were good times.
he would still be a bright burning star on the rise in this house right now
>"didn't" is past tense
she told them literally the first week, the next day. They liked it.
its still amazing that this doofus ran half a season before imploding.
same
you know what I just thought that if I was in the house I'd want you fuckers to call my alliance by the name my alliance agreed on.
could you imagine if everyone online called the bomb squad the anything else
Derrick strategy with better than Janelle level comp win percent
>too bad he tangled with feminists in 2016
Another night alone for our guy
remember when we thought there was no chance he would lose because he would always have the numbers
why won't they stop neglecting him
That's not how nicknames work.
mine would be The Big Guys: 4u
:(
no__________
Alliance names are solidified in the episodes and perpetuated by the showfags.
If there were showfags in OTT constantly saying ballsmashers we surely would've switched by now. Brave new world user
Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
but I want them to smash my balls
the master planning his next move
what a kino shot.
the girl who started the fire on the left, and the big guy who finished it on the right.
bb18 wasnt so bad guys.
I liked it a lot
the implosion was great though, guess his flaw was not realizing he couldn't have his way every week
Let's get those sexuples /bb/
>him in the green
>her in the red
what does it mean
yeah, all he had to do was let Paul call the shots every other week and you'd have team PP in the final 2 with Paulie winning it all with his Calafiore charm.
He is a toker
She has spotting issues
>10-13-2016
>7:23:35 pm bbt
>Cam 3
Morgan bends over to get at the chocolates under the couch. It is very sexy. (to me)
If you keep watching you get some more sexy shots of her struggling to get at the candy during the 24th minute.
If only he didn't blow up at Natalie
he could see all the moves except the feminism
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Prep your buttholes for an epic get in here followed by a flood of butthurt Cred Forumsirgins
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>tfw he was right about everything
daily reminder of better times
SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE
>the toddler didn't sign the release
Why the fuck would they cut the feeds talking about a turtle?
They let Neely talk about Lisa Turtle
Bridgette!
BridgetteBridgette
Yeah Absolutely
missed the get. feelsbadman
Got this
>Krispty: Got tits pubes and period in the same summer
Thanks for switching back in time to make me puke production
i even miss nicole somehow.
im getting bb18 nostalgia already.
>tfw this is me
Imagine if this is how the ratings were during the day
Savage
Looks like they were almost the same yesterday.
Is black twitter redpilling the cat ladies?
why did jokers try to get cute with the "let's split up the showmance for a week" thing?
it was clear who to pick for the havenots
showmance + kryssie
but they got cute and decided to pick Jason which means it'll probably be Shelby with Dani and Fatty
:(
>Twenty autistic anonymous people have had a greater effect on the season than thousands of lonely women who are incapable of devising a plan
Delightful desu
jozea >>> monte desu
i wish he'd have come back instead of jason.
Krispy can't deal with danielle anymore. she's not letting her finish her stupid stories
cat ladies are red pilled/woke as fuck
they love, brit brit, jeff 'dumbledore is a degenerate' schroeder and ian 'ay-non' terry
black twitter is the real enemy
who knew krispy would be more tolerable than danielle.
we'll never know if shrimpman and danielle are really fighting about this child support comment because everytime it comes up we get cam switch
kek krispy fucking walked away when danielle started talking again
Shane is cuddling with this hooker as she talks about the money that another man gives her because of a baby of his that she had
what a cuck
Newfag here. How does voting ineligibility work in the eviction process?
Like, if America noms and votes a Plastic and a Jamboree member wens the veto, won't the plastic still go home?
I can't figure out how this would shake out
yes
>ywn share an after-sex cig with Whitney
gotta be honest I'm confused by this question
>voting ineligibility
what?
Like is the only person ineligible to vote in the eviction Scott since he's HOH?
the people nominated don't vote
so we could have up to 4 people not voting
noms don't vote and the HOH only votes in the event of a tie. holy shit if you're trying to learn BB on OTT your head is going to explode
DANI SHUT THE FUCK UP
here we go LNC cocky talk about how much America likes them over everyone else
So then as long as Scott doesn't go full retard and nom a Plastic and/or use Diamond POV, it's guaranteed that a Jamboree member goes home, right?
>holy shit if you're trying to learn BB on OTT your head is going to explode
You're not wrong. I have a fucking master's degree in physics so I'm no slouch on numbers and rules, and this is still confusing the hell out of me.
Thanks for spoonfeeding anons
a plastic can go home if america noms a plastic. that's it.
imagine if dani is america's nom. worst case scenario then is
>neeley and krissy and dani on block
>jason wins one veto and saves krissy
>shane wins other veto and saves dani
that still leaves justin and neeley on the block.
>danielle talks shit about the plastics talking dolls
>jamboree proceeds to talk about toys for a while
>danielle talks about herself and her toys the whole time.
watch the r-bombs bro
>So then as long as Scott doesn't go full retard and nom a Plastic and/or use Diamond POV, it's guaranteed that a Jamboree member goes home, right?
a lot will come down to 3rd nom
if america chooses a LNC member, it's pretty much guaranteed they leave
completely impossible with boomerang and minuscule shot with the double veto (a checklist of things would have to happen)
if america nominates a Plastic?
they're screwed without winning a veto
youd have 3 plastics voting
4 LNC people voting and america will probably vote for whoever they nominated
that seems highly unlikely to me tho
>she had barbies anyway
pretty great that the plastics start talking about something for fun then the jamboree overhears. then they make fun of the plastics for talking about it which ends up with them talking about it themselves and they don't see the hypocrisy in it
they're talking about their "memes" now fucking kill me
>master's degree in physics
who else a highly educated autist?
I'm 3 years into a mechanical engineering PhD program
this is my 9th full year of college
>minuscule shot with the double veto (a checklist of things would have to happen)
I don't think there is. see unless you're not including neeley in the LNC
nevermind I see it now
rethink that scenario
shane wins
shane takes down neeley
scott is then forced to do a renom
only plastics left
we yeah good ya dig I put it together eventually
Oh fuck, I didn't consider a jamboree member who wasn't nommed being the POV winner
This is just depressing
Not sure if anyone else will reply but
>engineering
The /sci/fag in me has a visceral reaction to berate you. God damn that place's memes are cancer. What's your dissertation on?
Thanks for the explanation anons. Sucks that nothing has gone our way so far except the Scott care package. I don't expect things to change in that respect.
krispy and jason turning on shanielle
trouble in paradise
Why are Tumblr fans so retarded?
scott doesn't have to announce his choice of veto until he sees the veto comp. if three misfits nommed and depending on the veto draw, he may reconsider
where the plastics even around when monte made the angry black woman comment?
i figured only shane or cornbread were there.
>What's your dissertation on?
gonna be purposely vague but it involves airflow around wings
>I don't expect things to change in that respect.
maybe misplaced but I see all the votes going the Plastics way the next several weeks except for possibly Scott being nom'd
But I think the girls will be safe
>went onto villify him for going in the shower
Monte's fault
>said nothing when monte said....
Monte once again
Fuck Monte and his 3 inch cock for being a white knight and riling Shelby up. He completely screwed the waifus on a planetary scale when he did that.
>purposely vague
I know that feel. I can never talk about my research on here, way too specialized and I'd get ID'd with the quickness.
Wish I could ask you more, I've been dicking around with drones and reading pic related. I've heard it's the bible for anons in your field. Is it the GOAT or did I get misted?
>votes going the Plastics way
I really fucking hope so dude.
>Scott picked his nose for 10 mins
>didn't eat it
based
Okay so anons I've been looking over Twitter. No one there is hating on any of the Jamboree except Danielle for the puppy killing and being boreing, our best bet for meme magic is to put up autistic Vote Danielle memes.
Now we have to put this shit into play, twitter autist please make something good. If this one doesn't work, its a pretty good chance that we won't be bothering memeing anymore for the rest of OTT
based virgin king
>Kidwell: Most opinions at Jokers tend to become somewhat uniform. And if you go to Big Brother reddit, a lot of people tend to feel the same way but in a different way than the people on Jokers. And also like on some of these other online forums
>other online forums
Thanks of the vague shoutout dude
is kidwell /ourguy/ or is it taran?
kidwell is my guy
Taran is a redditor
makes sense
we are currently allied with reddit though, they love our girls too and hate dani.
both are reddit
but
kidwell is a jew
and taran has better opinions (except his ottwaifu. kidwell likes best girl shelby and taran likes alex)
Twitter user here. Just pissed away a half hour making this
I can't reveal my account as a troll one just yet, so you assholes start circulating this (and ideally make variants) and I'll hop in after I sleep off the twelve cans of guiness i just drank
let's make BB great again
>mysterious death of two puppies
kek
Just realized I subliminally put red (women) on the love side and blue (men) on the hate side. twatter ladies will enjoy that
unexpected pottery
>bridgettedunning
Call her out for reducing the members of the Jamboree into sexual and racial identifications and doing a disservice to them by not acknowledging that they're multi-dimensional human beings.
Also for using /our girl/'s name in vain.
>when they go low we go high with our memes
Its up to us to go low and bust out puppy killing memes lads.
Twitter user again
As funny as this is, in retrospect, please don't fire it out into the world until some actual autist Students of the Game comb over it for issues / mistakes
and I will do edits on it
initiating protocol blackout
wait
she killed 2 puppies?
what did twitter mean by this
she starved her puppies, her son is next
i was sure that account was a /bb/ mistlady
Might be. I just searched #VoteDanielle and it was the first hit
did anyone catch the neeley jason convo about frank?
apparently neeley would be down with getting ass slapped by frank. is she /ourgranny/?
Yeah [Absolutely/spoiler]
Looks good to me
Genuinely impressed at this propaganda. You'd make a good spin doctor.
go for it. maybe make a separate one that doubles down on the puppy killing.
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
they were ruled as suicides
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Nice job user
Also wew cute whitney
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I didn't hear that but that's awesome lol, throwing some SHAAAADE on Day
hi i heard that blacks arent welcome here i think i found home
hypersensitive blacks and SJW's turned me against blacks
i'm probably not the only one.
n-nice job sjws. you shoved yourself in my face so much that i hate what you preach
blacks chimping out rioting and endangering lives of cops then turning around and getting free college is my problem. All while they just make babies and collect welfare.
They should be evicted from big brother ASAP. They do not need more handouts.
How hard did Paul and Bridgette bone last night?
>implying it's not Paul masturbating in the corner when Vic and Bridgette doing the nasty
bridgette is a man and paul is straight
Should probably mention the cancerous showmance. People are pretty anti showmance since nicorey
Funny since it's literally Zakiyah and Paulie with the roles reversed
>mfw im making shrimpman a meme on another board
Nicole and Corey were fun though. Shane and Dan are boring as funk desu
Shane and Dani are the real deal
Corey only talked about almost burning a goat
Dani actually killed a puppy
sooooooooooooooooooo
nicole is ugly with a weird split in her nose
corey is a rich faggot who got fucked by his football team
shane and danielle are still worse. interracial is fucking wrong and gross
You have to go back!
It is funny how I was so like "ugh Nicorey" but now I find them so innoffensive and watchable compared to Shanielle. I didn't have to switch feeds for Nicorey, in fact they were fun to tease. Shanielle is a straight feed switcher and that's very rare for me.
i hear ya dude
HONK HONK
I can't wait for Shelby to wake up!
Shelby was evicted last night for drunken disorderly conduct
its 1 way too, you can tell danielle is using it to play up to america and wont talk to him outside the house
>to play up to america
na she just needs that white cock in her loose baby spouting pussy
>using a showmance with a fucking white male to play up to America
She's doing it wrong
>laughed at my older sister 10 years ago for watching Dom-2
>spend whole day yesterday watching BB feeds
Post pics of sister
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>RHAP live show in NYC in 10 days 5 minutes from where I live
>busy that day with a concert
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Which concert
Sia, I'm going to see Maddie Ziegler perform live
Das pretty gay m8
Aw man. Not too gay I hope, I still hate Jason
on the bright side their should be tons of women there for you to spit game at
You think I could get one of them to come back to my place and vote Danielle?
oh great
feeds doing that stupid rewinding shit again
get it together cbs
Lmao
This shit is working on some people
didnt realize downwithbbott was one of us.
huefu taking her last warm shower
fuck america
Can't wait to watch LNC being sure that Shelby is american nominee.
Tbh Jason, Justin, Shelby OTB (Danielle/Shane picked and winning veto and Shelby nominated by America) would be some dank shit. Whoever gets evicted, butthurt guaranteed.
this
i cant even make sense of that
shelby goes home in that scenario, how is that dank
highest chance of Gayson being evicted in the next few weeks
you arent making any sense at all
faggots dont win
neither do blacks
nigga we nominating danielle
are you forgetting that america decides who wins
are you forgetting america hates blacks? thats why we shoot them for carrying skittles
that part of america isnt the voting core for OTT
Holy shit guys I'm at the grocery store and you won't believe my deals right now. 2 dozen eggs for $1 and buy 1 English muffin get 2 free. Fucking wild
this is next level autism
No its amazing deals and I'm bored in line
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when you go outside dont bring /bb/ with you
expiration dates
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Freeze the English muffins and you think I won't eat 24 eggs in 6 weeks? My bill was $120 and I got it for $90 life is good keep up your head fampais
Plus they were giving out free samples and the lady gave me 6 extra coupons to use in the future if I buy them because I was nice to her.
:^)
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>jason and shane calling alex and the other side of the house trash
>wipe their nasty pits on shelbys pillow
>trash
yeah ok
>neeley whines about the house being divided
>joins in on the action
takes me less than 2 weeks to eat 24 eggs
ive never eaten almond butter
Shelby did switch out the pillows right?
Any idea who ended up with the stinky one?
i doubt it, not that it would matter they did it on the pillow cases and hers has the "bleach" stains from her acne medicine
which is something else i found worth noting, jason started talking shit about it being makeup stains and neely or krispy said its from her medicine and he shut right up. that pizza face jason wont touch that one
it tastes just like peanut butter but costs more and isn't any healthier for you. it's a white girl that shops at whole foods type of thing
>shit tier skin
Shelby isn't as great as we once thought but at least she doesn't smoke like that disgusting ho whitney
>we
shes better than i imagined her going in desu. her pre-show interview was funny and it seemed she would just be eye candy but she is hilarious, those bitches on the other side just cant handle the bantz. as far as skin goes i cant fault anyone for genetics, it is what it is
you have to find a genetic alpha to create the perfect children m80
that's me
you dont want to btfo your perfect genes then
alex looks thicc when she sits next to shelby
thats cuz she is fat
Really hoping Shelby isn't a havenot
Stupid fucking catladies
Not enough of a movement to get Jason
Shoulda just went with Shane
its gonna be dani, krispy, and shelby
women hate other women
huefu and alex were just saying that whitney could only handle it for 20 minutes and they there's a reason they can't handle it long.
they were talking about the veto what are they talking about
>Huefu censoring herself because she's afraid of being america nom
This is why this format is fucking stupid.
Not sure, I didn't hear the beginning of the convo. I'd assume they mean interaction with Dani.
shelby is anorexic and alex is a healthy weight!
>I'd assume they mean interaction with Dani.
that's what I think too, it was just weird that they were talking about Scott and shrimpman right before it and I wasn't listening closely
found the fat enabler
lose weight fatty
>anorexic
have you seen her ass? if anything, she could stand to lose a few more pounds
>Huefu: "I've never drank a protein shake"
lying slut
its funny that twitter hates our girls because they realized dani is a fake cancerous bitch 2 weeks ago and now literally everyone on the other side except for shane have finally realized it too
krispy and neeley talked shit about her making whitneys bday about herself
jason and krispy talked shit about her last night being immature and self centered and how they could never see themselves being friends with her for at least 5 years till she grows up
she had a big blow up fight with justin that she made all about herself
our girls ahead of the curve and the shitfits are so petty they have been blind to it
i have a 3 pack don't you EVER call me fat again losers
>3 pack
Lots of viewers were against the Plastics simply because of Monte, whether that is fair or not.
Now, MOST, well ALL rational people are turning around, you can see this from the polls. Took em a little late, but some people were lied to thinking Monte was worse than he was.
But yep, only idiots in denial and retards still like Dani. Feels pretty good the communities turning around, I was getting seriously upset last week.
Is Morgan going to get blacked this season?
We'll I have an 8 Pack
did they announce have-nots yet
>i was getting seriously upset last week
me too, bro. me too
should be in an hour
I think I have faith in a majority of the community, but we should get used to it because we're always ahead of the curve here in terms of popularity trends
Shelby said she wants to date Johnny Mac
>mfw that is literally me
21 is Morgan's bf
dude aint even on the team anymore
now they're talking shit on scott for no reason
is /bb/ the next logical step in human evolution?
why does the hooker get an hour from the announcement to her actually doing her punishment
holy shit this top delusion in the bathroom right now they're so stupid
they'll get knocked down a peg when dani and krispy are have-nots. sadly seems like shelby might be the 3rd.
krispy is going to say she asked us to make her have not so she could be stronger later in the game
sad!
She probably will, but you know as well as I that when she gets out and we all shit on her fat gut, that she'll know the truth.
Smoking a fag?
DROPPED
ayy wurd shulda been blowin da ganja haha
watch the f-bombs, bro
devinposter? more like devinballer
no devin you dont understand user didnt use it that way
>tfw devinposter graces us with his presence
neeley trying to talk like a young person makes me cringe
shes only 27 you racist
current waifu power rankings
1 alex
2 whitney
3 morgan
4 shelby
>puppy killer and rice krispy on slop
who ready for some comfy feeds here?
go back
>4. shelby
current annoying autist power rankings
1.
Does shelby not wash her hair?
current waifu power rankings
1 alex
2 shel-b
3 whitney
44 morgan
current and forever waifu rankings
1. shelby
2. morgan
3. whitney
4. alex
>ranking thickums at 1
Who's the chick in the OP?
oh look jabba the hut is laying on spot again
would our side really be dumb enough to leave americas nom (shelby or morgan) up there to still backdoor shane?
they will let kryssie go before that... right?
>Scott: thank you john
what did he mean by this?
THANK YOU JOHN
none of u niggas is Cred Forums
>not a new IP
some dumb vapid nig nog
dont bother concerning yourself with it
>no krispy
what the fuck
>didn't make them official
>didn't have a power rankings image
>no power gap usage
you're not Cred Forums you reddit lady
FUCK HOW THE FUCK DID ALEX GET IT
KRISPY NOT HAVENOT
LMAO RIGGED CONFIRMED
>no krispy
welp its over
twitter won
rigged for sure
>shelby and alex
fuck you america
no krispy
RIGGEDDDDD
:(
well I'm scared shitless for monday
Whit > Morgan > Hue >> Alex
no fucking way people voted for shelby and alex
rigged as fuck
nigger i was implying exactly what you meme arrowed wtf are you on about
every america's vote except danielle has gone in jason's favor. even though unpopular, the winner of this season will be jason or one of his allies. brace yourself for it
the dumb fucking hooker is complaining about how unfair it is
shane wants to sleep with danielle in the have not room
i thought shelby might be one because jason talks shit about her but alex is at the top of jokers and krispy is near the bottom
>thinking voting was ever not rigged
yeah alex was purely a twitter thing
terrifying
>making the skinniest girl in the house a have not
What an interesting season
Fans are all over the place
>shelby and alex laugh and say they want the experience
>danielle immediately goes to cry
how fucked is this season when shelby is put on the block?
On a bigger note, is our country irredeemably screwed if this is how the general populous sees things?
I guess the dani and krispie votes canceled each outer out
if danielle is not the america nominee, i pretty much give up on this season
my bad guys. i passed out early and didnt get my 2nd set of votes in, i bet it was close between alex and krispy
i let you down /bb/
we're looking at a danielle, neely, jason, justin, krispy winner
blame jason
this shit is retarded, you cant put someone with a builtin fanbase in a game where they can all vote
seriously canceling feeds if shelby is america nom and gets evicted
So I guess Shelby or Morgan are going up this week. That's depressing. This season is going to be a landslide.
>inb4 shelby goes up on Monday
this will make them turn on danielle since theyll think its a sign
the season is so tilted toward jason it is fucking ridiculous
poor danielle
>kidwell is a jew
Kidwell is an english name kid
they've already started, pretty obvious dani is an annoying cunt and shane literally never speaks
if dani isn't the america nom i'm fucking done with this shit
how will the shitfits tell themselves america put danielle on slop as strategy
s...s....shut up
ian new thread
new thread
>he wasn't done with this shit once monte went home
Except when, you know, he almost left the first week. and no one but Krispy would take him to the end or even more than the halfway point