You wake up and see a young Alyssa Milano inexplicably hogtied on your floor. John Matrix is after you.
What's your next move?
You wake up and see a young Alyssa Milano inexplicably hogtied on your floor. John Matrix is after you.
What's your next move?
Let off some steam
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>Alyssa Milano
YOU NOW REALIZE that the actress in that movie you saw dozens of time was alyssa milano
>take and upload as much pictures of her feet on Cred Forums
>die like a bitch but be remembered a hero on Cred Forums for all eternity
Lie down because I'm DEAD TIRED.
Eat green berets for breakfast
Get rid of any saw bla...any tools in my house.
Was Commando a prequel to Terminator Genisys?
>feet
>not her butthole
YOU HAD ONE JOB
Did somebody say steam???
Technically it was a prequel to Die hard
have sex with her im so horny
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Funnily enough 2 of 4 girls from Charmed worked with Arnold.
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>"worked with"
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>gifs
stick around
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M-moar?
this.
>start drinking
>johann von matrixen riddles me with lead
>that was a good shot
CHARMING
Confuse him by talking about Boy George
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is that an actual tree? i believe arnolds strong enough to lift one but that shit looks like plastic.
In the commentary they talk about having had a fake tree on set but it looked so fake in the sunlight that Arnold just ended up carrying a real tree for 4 hours. Every time they stopped shooting three guys took the log from him and put it down.
It was a hollowed out. Even Arnold couldn't carry a tree around.
Stop photoshopping arnold's face onto Chloe's body. Genuinely triggered right now.
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WRONG!
Diddle her for 11 hours, then get the hell out of Dodge
Put on my motherfucking chain mail vest of course.
The one your mom knitted for you?
rape
then murder suicide
i win, matrix is sent into a downward spiral
COMMANDO 2: PUNISHED MATRIX