True Detective

For the love of god who is this semen demon?

The first, or the 10th time he said it?

it gets posted all the time but nobody has been able to sauce it, I've been waiting for a few years now so don't hold your breath

lili simmons

Is she the most sexual actress right now? I think she is

Is there no end to Pizza's genius?

>not fucking his wife in the ass

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There wasn't one. Typical HBO fanservice derailing their few excellent programs.

Anal is a Hollywood meme. Nobody wants poop on their dick.

lmao, classic virgin, thinks guys just decide to stick their dick up a chicks butt without any prep

that's okay though, I'll keep sticking my dick in asses and you just jerk off to your anime tiddies

>t. khv

gotta try less hard if you want anyone to actually believe you

He was on point tho.
Stupid shit like that in True Detective is just ridiculous.

But he did

>implying he didn't

It didn't show him in the act like with Daddario unfortunately but it was pretty obvious he went there after he received the call

>No thanks madam, although that is an enticing offer as you are a very beautiful woman. Sadly though I have a wife at home and I don't think she'd appreciate this type of behavior.

Literally all he had to do.

This is the gayest post I've read today

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This.
Marty is a fucking idiot for ruining his marriage fucking young sluts, when he had that ass waiting for him at home.

t. le never had a long term relationship man

It's called a flawed character. If you watched more than marvel shit you might understand that well written and realistic characters aren't perfect.

DUDE HAVE SEX WITH EVERYONE LMAO

Are you guys this frustrated ?

I didn't say he was badly written. I'm just pointing out that the actions of the character was stupid.
No need to go full autist with your capeshit speak. I barely watch superhero movies.

Are you fucking retarded?

any pussy gets stale after a while.

It was just a way to show that marty was hesitant to smash her again but gave in and still did it anyway

Is this an actual quote from the series?

yes, idiot

What do you guys think rust is going to do after the ending? He doesn't have friends and he's not interested in having any, is he just going to drink and smoke himself to death?

Girls don't even liked being fucked in the ass. It's like giving someone a blowjob.

but there are plenty of girls who would disagree with you

>gf loves ass play

>gf is addicted to sucking my cock and balls

virgin detected

try getting laid sometime faggot

Probably gonna hang out with marty from time to time. Maybe start investigating the rest of the pedos before they kill him for being too nosy

You ever put your balls in her mouth and lay your dick across her face - some would call it kino

do that to my gf all the time, she loves it

AT LAST THE GODS REMOVE COCK FROM FUCKING ASS

Anal is dumb
My gf and I both decided that it was disgusting. We tried doggy-style once but it was uncomfortable. Missionary is the only real way to have sex
Fite me virgins

>not cleaning your ass

>not fucking her from behind as hard as you can

really fucking pound her hard

learn to destroy her you weak fuck

She wanted to fuck God in tis scene.

Can we fight with a a sexual undertone?

I bet you didn't even use lube.

How do you not know how to google
>"True detective anal girl actress"

Do live under a rock?

>missionary
>only real way

Literally not even the most comfortable or fun position
Kill yourself

Personally I have no interest in anything anal.
Just an absolute turn-off.

Anal sex is a cultural psy-op perpetuated by the Jews. Sodomy is a sin.

>sodomy is a sin
well god allows a lot of it to happen so he's clearly okay with it regardless

>sorry girlie, I was interested until you mentioned anal, that's just gross, please don't call me again
>tips fedora

>uncomfortable
faggot

It's about domination. Once you fuck someone in the ass they are yours forever. It's the ultimate act of submission.

Alright then tell us, what's the most comfortable position ?

Spooning or if you've had a long day, laying down and letting her ride.

someone post the daddario webms already you farters!

Is it a nigger thing to fuck girls in the ass? Seems disgusting ape behavior.

eh, i'm not big on sub/dom kind of stuff, maybe that's it. it feels kinda cringey and takes me out of it.

>all these virgin basement dwellers in this thread

jesus christ

sex is disgusting ape behavior

>over thinking sex to the point that you find things cringey

All sex is about sub and dom.

Sex is a method of manipulation and control. If you can free yourself from it's instinctual grasp then you can exist a little more free.

so why draw the line at controlling a woman's ass?
regardless it's all for an orgasm, there's nothing more base than that

Is that the excuse you use for your virginity?
Its a choice to stick it to the Jewluminati?
WEW
LAD

>t. slave to primal instincts
You're no better than an ape, user.

Look guys, we have here a guy with a PhD in Sex. This anonymous poster must really know what he's talking about.

>riding
>more comfortable than doggy

For the guy.

*tips fedora*

this sounds like a little kid getting sent to his room and saying "I was going up there anyway."

helpless virgin

for the guy riding is much better, wtf are you talking about. the worst that happens is eventually shes going to bruise the base around your dick. But still is a lot less work than what you're doing usually.

Especially for younger guys trying to control their splat gun thinking banging grandmas and corpses and shit hoping to hold their load for a few minutes versus an older guy that can go 10 to 20 minutes easy.

>laying down isn't more comfortable than being on your knees, pumping your hips

Thanks for the anime image, it really answered that burning question of your sexual status

can't go wrong with ass

Most girls don't like anal, that doesn't mean none of them do.

>t. Wizard
How's that Ray of Mayo?

When I mean domination I don't mean it in the sub/dom fetish sense. It's something much more primal than that.

To understand what I mean you'd have to watch some anal porn in which the actress is not your typical trashy pornstar, but instead a beautiful girl with delicate features and a very sweet, "girl-next-door" look. The thought of a girl like that giving me her ass makes me feel incredibly powerful, almost like a god.

>To understand what I mean you'd have to watch some anal porn in which the actress is not your typical trashy pornstar, but instead a beautiful girl with delicate features and a very sweet, "girl-next-door" look.
That doesn't exist. Western porn is shit precisely because the porn stars are so indifferent to taking cock that it kills all the joy of watching it.

your basis for godhood is pretty low, senpai
anyone will do anything when they're horny, it's no great challenge to get a girl to try anal, and if she has tried it and didn't like it, if she's into you she'll do it anyway for your benefit

c'mon now

>western

Oh, so you like hilarious censored JAV where the women make cat noises and no penis is bigger than 4 inches?
Or perhaps low lit amateur trash with chubby people fucking on a gross mattress?

>Or perhaps low lit amateur trash with chubby people fucking on a gross mattress?
This is honestly the best for me. Have some sort of raw realism to it that turns me on like nothing else.

>Especially for younger guys trying to control their splat gun thinking banging grandmas and corpses and shit hoping to hold their load for a few minutes versus an older guy that can go 10 to 20 minutes easy.

From this perspective, it makes more sense...

>anime is only for virgin faggots XD

>posts like a virgin
>replies like a virgin
>posts anime like a virgin
>defends himself like a virgin

get laid, kid

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>anime is mostly for virgin faggots XD
Ftfy

BRAVO PIZZA LATTE

The meaning was to teach us that 'thinking about...' anal sex is not positive consent.

gee how many times did your Dad fuck you before you were 9 years old?

My gf never sucks my cock but lets me piss on her
r8

women get sore jaws sometimes so it is easier for them to do other shit, golden shower fetishes are weak though so you're doubly fucked.

A lot of experienced ladies men in this ITT

>Executive Producer Woody Harrelson