Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

OMG get out of here you pervert

JJ of course

Lolita is supposed to be 12 years old, not 25.

she's like 25

this is actually a good choice if they shoot it last year

personally i would go with an 'unknown'

who dis?

Use google image search, lazy fuck. You literally don't even need the keyboard for that.

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no way
her face is too manly

Idris Elba as Lolita

same

also, my co-star

she can pass as 12
and you can legally have her do sex scenes/show nipple etc

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instagram.com/emilyalind

It's 2016

>she can pass as 12

No, she can't.

>Anya Taylor-Joy can pass as a 12 year old

Is she a Satanist?

Q: What small British island is she from?

A: The Isle O' Mao

have you even read lolita?
the girl is physically 'developed'

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.

>have you even read lolita?
I'm pretty sure that is a crime

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He'd make a great humbert

Jessica Chastain and that kid from Gotham

Unlike you.

Fucking rekt you ya no titties BITCH!

kek

fund it

Imagine this scene with a fridge.

Angourie Rice

T H I S
H
I
S

FUCK LOLITA WE NEED LOLITO

MOMMY

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Some Mexican gardener walking by in the background making a disgusted face while looking at her. It would be pure art.

>that kid from Gotham

If this ever happens, I will burn one dozen Jews alive.

She would. And her mom would be fine with there being sex.

I'd cast a 10 years old.
Teenagers are pretty much accepted now days.
You need a child to shock people

Here's hoping it happens six million times then.

Anna Pavaga would be perfect

Suri Cruise would be better

What the fuck is this fucking meme about her?

Yeah she is not a little girl anymore but she is still a soli 9/10

>soli 9/10

more like 2

Turn the 9 upside down it's a 6 now, and still too high

>tfw reading Lolita in public on the bus
>all those dirty looks

Excellent.

Hello FBI

Put your trip back on nigger.

It seems that these times of leftism, cuckoldry and feminism have blinded you, user.
pic related is what a real woman looks like.

Mckenzie Foy and Matthew McConaughey

>2016
>people looking at anything but their retarded phones

You should leave mom basement sometimes

jade is perfect for the role

t. Chloe

why were both the Lolita movies so shit

Now I'm curious what is so taboo about Lolita and why the author wrote it

You should read it if you haven't. Memes aside, it's a masterpiece of prose.

nothing, its just a meme book where a old guy fug a young girl, stuff that happens all the time since forever

because the book is a literary masterpiece that can't be translated to cinema

alright will do should I avoid the movies ?

Are you a moron?

I took a class on Nabokov. Lolita really isn't all that scandalous. Plus his other work isn't that great with the exception of Pale Fire. But Lolita is probably his second best book.

Lolita the book was shit, Nabokov was fucking trash, and John Green's stuff blows it right out of the water.

>I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.

Now that's how you write about having longing feelings for someone.

Because they are boring and pointless because you can wrrite about a guy fucking a teen girl but you can't turn that into cinema for obvious reasons

Finn Wolfhard as lolita

Watch Kubrick's if you want to. It's nothing great though.

I haven't seen the other one.

People who know the first thing about the book know there's nothing really controversial about it but lots of dipshits seem to believe it's some kiddie porn novel because of how memeified the name has gotten.

kek

>wanting a nipple scene in the purest movie
heathen

definitely

Name a better opening to a novel.
You cannot.

>Angourie Rice
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agree

Bitch is like 20 now

I live in Canada, not all of us are anti-social pricks

>paging Humbert Humbert

kek

>I wanted so badly to sit down at the table, pour a bowl of cheerios, get a spoon and eat. With milk, not like cum in those Japanese movies. Not even with milk. I could eat the cheerios dry because they are my favorite. But the cheerios had been cummed on, it had multiple boyfriends and I was hungry and cheerios are delicious and I was curious and other men's semen is fascinating. So I walked to the table, picked up a spoon and ate, thinking that if I used my own semen I could only produce a drizzle, whereas multiple guys can provide me with a deluge.

You tried so here's a (You)

I NEED THIS

Season 1 Bran would be better.