My favourite Christmas movie is Die Hard

>my favourite Christmas movie is Die Hard

>I validate myself by adopting the most contrarian opinion I can conceive, thereby making me superior to the non-contrarians

>I like any Christmas movie at all
>I'm a programmed, eye-roll inducing retard who gets "in the spirit" for holidays after age 13
>I start asking for horror movie recommendations because it's getting near Halloween

inb4 upset redditors

Literally me in high school because I mimicked James Rolfe

>my favourite Christmas movie isn't Die Hard

>My favorite Christmas movie is A Christmas Story

no.. really.. it is... fight me...

>people having fun triggers me

I'm watching pic related every christmas evening for like 9? years now

>AMA

Which of your parents abandoned you and which one is an alcoholic?

Boomer scum get out

My dad when I was 16 but I started watching it with 14

>It's that time of year again

Ugh.

I like The Santa Clause the most tbhonest

I wanted to go to that version of the North Pole so badly. Also I had hot chocolate for the first time because of that movie

My christmas movie is the Lord of the Rings trilogy

Wheres your holiday spirit??

:D

>my favorite movie isn't Die Hard

December to Valentine's Day is hell of a period.

>Favorite Christmas movie isn't Batman Return
What's wrong with you guys?

Jingle All The Way > every other Christmas movie
Prove me wrong
Protip: You can't

>December rolls around
>look forward to time off of work with my wife and kid and a couple huge dinners

>January rolls around
>work is pretty slow so I usually take a week vacation and go down to Mexico or something

>February rolls around
>My wife and I's anniversary is around Valentine's day, so we usually just skip the holiday and pick up some clearance candy

Now that I think about it that's probably my favorite time of year :)

>Favorite Christmas movie isn't Eyes Wide Shut

That's actually mine.

Mein Niger.

the goat

>work at retailer
>putting up Christmas shit in September
>mfw

>it's a "The only Christmas movie in tv at the moment is Elf" episode
Wouldn't be as bad if it wasn't jammed down our throats every year

Hell yeah

Is Gremlins a Christmas movie?

>Home Alone and Home Alone 2 aren't his favorite Christmas movies

>Its a people even like elf
???
It's a millenial childrens movie

On topic, the best christmas movie is It's a wonderful life. Absolute classic for the ages

My favorite Christmas movie is Love Actually, duh.

Who is this spooky qt

>Die Hard isnt a christmas movie

>My favorite horror movie is The Thing

It's not even Halloween yet wtf.

At least it's not Alien

>his favorite Christmas movie isn't Die Hard 2

Yes. Finally opened this thread to see if it was posted. The gremlins literally sing carols, Christmas is not just a backdrop like diehard. That chick even tells the dude about her dad dressing as Santa and them roasting his chestnuts over an open fire in the chimney.

>Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Stop.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>Having a favourite Christmas movie

>mfw middle school teachers made us watch this abomination every year before break

>It's not "It's a wonderful life"

BLACK HOLE SUN

WON'T YOU COME

AND WASH AWAY THE RAIIIN

BLACK HOLE SUN

WON'T YOU COME

WON'T YOU COOOOOOOOOME

>mfw finding out I have a fetish for long socks and costumes from watching elf in middle school
>mfw having a raging erection any time zooey is on screen
>mfw the bell rings

>elf comes out when you were kid

>all through out growing up

>REMEMBER THAT ONE SUPER FUNNY CHRISTMAS MOVIE LMAO

>endless quotes from elf

I don't even remember if its a bad movie. I just know I'll never be able to watch it again because faggots have to run EVERYTHING into the ground.

it's really odd, yet amazing how different she looks as a blonde.

Bob newhart was really funny in that

>having a favorite christmas movie
>having a favorite movie at all

x-maskino