/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: TBD

Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD

Care Package winner: Scott won pick-a-veto

Most Likely Going Home: Shane is the target

PUNISHMENTS

>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex had a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott wwas stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>rip Monte
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her

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1st for whitney not on slop for her birthday

rigged

>smoker
FUCKEN DROPPEd

shelby is going to get nominated

scripted

there is a push for morgan tho

we'll never beat black twitter

hopefully this breakdown proves to be correct and the vote is similar for America's nom

DONT NOMINATE DANI, SCOT!!!!

fake and gay

how the fuck does jokers and reddit not overpower twitter?

hes not.

>"""America"""CBS is going to rob the girl Brigade from dominating this season and providing weeks of good vibes and comfy feeds

Face it, this season will be as rigged as the election

Sidenote, Trump is having a rally in Bangor Maine. Scott is missing out

>It's a "Twitter ruins the season" season

please crank up the "Please nominate Dani so she can't be backdoored" info graphics


I'm scared bros

ALEX!?!?!
How????

Twitter just reaches so many more people. For all the people that post there the number that don't say anything but just read is hundreds of times higher than those two platforms.

just gonna pray that they nix the america nomination after this week

after every vote i send an email to cbs asking why they dont show us the full voting results but they never answer

We really need to campaign hardcore for people on twitter to nominate Danielle.

Even if Zakiya gets voted out, the girls will still be behind a vote with America, and there won't be an obvious target on that side that catladies will hate. If Krispy is still rated above Alex, this season is already over.

fan base
twitter - 50k
reddit - 10k
jokers - 5k
/bb/ - 30

Can someone repost the Danielle posters for America's nominee? I want them ready so I can start campaigning hard tomorrow.

this week might go well, but yeah, unless they keep winning HOH...it's still looking grim

shrimpman flipping is our only hope

Reddit is so buttblasted right now and so am I

what is truly obscene is production had to do a run through of the season. line up with jason and you control america's nom and vote. HOH and veto are merely illusions to make us believe we have a competitive game. this game is fixed to get jason or his friends the win. i recall during bb13 matt hoffman said rachel would win even when she was in trouble. i though no fucking way. ofc she won. my pick to win this season is jason

we are the horde
reddit is the alliance
twitter is the burning legion

give me a (You) if you GET this

but we thought we could reasonably assume that 30-40% of twitter shadowed the opinions of reddit/jokers

that percentage is way lower or production rigged this shit

Yeah, and there was a push for Krispy for have not this week

black twitter is pushing morgan tho

>jason says to nominate monte
>monte gets nominated

>jason says to make alex and shelby have nots
>alex and shelby are have nots

>jays to nominate shelby
>shelby might get nominated

zug zug

>#1 and #4 on jokers are HN's

seems legit

The only person Shrimpman really hates is the showmance though. Once Zakiya goes out, he's not going to flip, unless Shelby goes out soon.

The best move this week is to keep Zakiya, but that might be hard. LNC will vote for her if they have to pick one of their own, and America will too. the master plan needs to have her as America's nom and Scott needs to veto her off the block and get either shane or justin

lok`tar ogar

jason not justin*

Me not that kind of Orc.

don't worry bros
society game is starting tomorrow

best plan:

>dani is americas nom
>scott picks boomerang veto
>plastic wins veto
>pulls off dani (cant be replaced)
>pulls off neeley and replaces with shane
>shane evicted

this keeps dani as a target for next week

>Week 1: HOH's alliance member goes home in part by America
>Week 2: HOH's alliance member goes home in part by America
>Week 3: HOH's alliance member goes home in part by America.

Bravo CBS.

cancelled my feeds again LUL

twitter already planning to put morgan on slop again next week

which means they are putting shelby up for nom

those dipshits who outnumbered jason 5-1 during the first veto needed to win.

I swear, every time an important veto is on the line the people I root for fail to win it.

It's okay. The Plastics can still win veto to take off their member

oh i've created a few accounts on twitter and helped spread the propoganda about scott

/bb/ is just a hub

yeah because production didnt give him the numbers in the DR a couple hours earlier

how can i watch this, Ian?

LET'S LIST ALL THE RELEVANT REASONS FOR AMERICA TO NOMINATE DANIELLE
>She killed her puppy
>She has refered to white HG'S as "Crackers" several times
>She has made several jokes about Scott being a virgin
>She deliberately accused Monte of being racist, ruining his reputation outside the house, because she wanted America to nominate him
>She has promised more sex if America keeps her (She has a son and is a pre-school teacher)
>She let Scott take the blame, when she told Justin about Monte's comments

2 vetoes (possibly) and 6 people competing

hopefully they have another luck draw

>Morgan: I'd rather be hit by a train (than sleep in have-not with Shanielle)

>Shelby: Shouts out to Becky

lewl

she had drunk sex going 100mph on the freeway

Are we reddit now

I'm legitimately sad and a bit despondent that Alex somehow got picked on Fat Cow

Dani gave him the "2" number, another reason to dislike her.

it's the only thing we can do to combat this senpai

This one is really important "Putting Danielle up allows her to play in the Veto so she can't be backdoored!" If it's framed right you can get Dani fans to vote for her.

several of the twitter autists that post here post on reddit

Reddit has good opinions this season.

>over Fat Cow

danielle and shelby slop fight when?

if i tell you are you gonna stop calling me ian?
i'm not him, the genius was reasonably popular amongst many other people too

danielle is a nigger

why is krispy not a have not?

jason twitter fans protecting him/her seemingly

twitter.com/TiffanyAlexis04/status/787388452828577792

jason bashing aaryn

I don't. however Tiff!

youtube.com/watch?v=fnjszLCgEp8

looks like their is a split between shelby and morgan on the black twitter side. a unified dani push on the other side

STOP FUCKING TELLING ME ABOUT UNEDUCATED NIGGERS ON TWITTER

I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK

also sorry for the namethat's from a different board. and the n-bomb

explain it bbg

I still say people should be pushing for easier targets than Dani to get the Jamboree's numbers down. Like Shane or Kryspie.

RIGGGED BY PRODUCTION

the genius is so good

you guys are panicking just because shelby is on slop?

Puppy killer is going up

WHY IS SHE SO CUTE?

everything yesterday indicated krispy would be a HN 100% and it didnt happen so yeah shelby is going up

i'm not p-panicking

Dani and Krispy split the vote. Twitter outsmarted us because they probably did 10 for Alex and 10 for Shelby

>monte a racist
>monte a sexist
>confederate alliance

no

so you agree they will outsmart you again and put up shelby as the nom

thanks for playing along

Some people are born perfect

yeah and even if she does and goes home

then what?

She's so fake.

no I'm saying everyone will vote for Dani this time
fuckface

feeds canceled and tell grodner in your cancel reason box that she fucked up what could have been one of the best things ever by giving america and jasons fanbase way too much power. also tell her that it has left such a nasty taste in your mouth that you will also be dropping big brother proper this summer. then ask julie chen to have her boo fire grodner

sure

Eat shit and die

i had a dream last night that i met bridgette irl and fucked her

i kinda felt bad when i woke up

sometimes you have to work with your enemy to combat a common threat

why do my fucking feeds keep rewinding to everyone sleeping

fucking fuck you cbs im actually paying for this sit

literally cant watch the quad view or cam 4, they skip back after like 15 seconds or less

the jews did this

The Late Night Jamboree would've bullied Bridgette.

Jason said that Bridgette wasn't being bullied

victor would have been evicted by america
frank would have been evicted by america
bridggette would have been evicted by america
america would have given natalie the win

fuck america.

twitter.com/c2164589john/status/787400656730501120
i.imgur.com/YRW4pdN.jpg

I want to marry Bridgette!

>zaulie fans carry the mistman to the finals where he wins

not that bad of a timeline tb.h

Bumdidlyumptious aka bxrme.tumblr

has the genius and a couple other shows too like crime squad which is kinda thinking as well but more mixed and fun
he's the one that's gonna sub and subbed all the previews and intros already for society game

gay marriage isn't moral and that beast has got a dick

shrimpman is shilling for hillary right now. sad!

We're all girls here.

preop or postop

someones rankings

pretty funny

great meme

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bridgette is a transgender, asshole

Reminder to vote!

PollEv.com/ranking_polls/jyjQyy400c2r9aO/web

good meme

identify yourself faggot

way to be a dick about a sensitive issue

I had a dream that Scott was kissing Alex and huefu had mental breakdown and left the show. Kinda weird.

wew i want to see shelby's sister

bad meme

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the current twitter logic is to put morgan up as the nom because if danielle goes home, justin and jason will be targeted next LOL

they literally arent even watching, krispy is the low person on the totem pole

Didn't Dani say once she doesn't consider herself black? Anybody have a timestamp on that if it did happen?

PREESH

A reminder that Paulie was 100% correct and did absolutely nothing wrong.

could you just fucking stay on twitter

>Sat 2:27 PM BBT Whitney asks Alex how she thinks Dani will handle being on the block. Alex says she'll be so pissed & will throw a temper tantrum (ed - Dani has has been on the block already twice so do not understand why she thinks this). Plan from Scott is still to nominate Kryssie/Neeley and backdoor Shane.

because it will be americas nom and she is under the illusion that america likers her you dumbfuck

Who was the last deserving winner to play BB?

he was a manlet scared of butterfly's, user.

A reminder that Hitler was 100% correct and did absolutely nothing wrong.

evel dick

nicole

Jordan

Those aren't things he did. Those are just things about him.

Jason

...

why was he such a prick to her in the house

why is he such a prick

Just gonna write this season off as Black Twitter: The Season. Shame, the girls still have such a good attitude after all the bullshit that's happened already

manlet syndrome

manlet syndrome

you mean he has a small dick?

why are there so many paulette shippers on twitter in light of how shitty he was to her

Bridgette even confirmed this: youtube.com/watch?v=ryKfK_hIgTs

No clue. Idk what he did to make people like him. He's still a piece of shit.

>did absolutely nothing wrong
he blew up his entire game over night, but I'll admit his D.E.N.N.I.S on zakiyah was funny.

stay on twitter

bridgette loves to take a penis inside her butthole

The answer is Hayden

But twitter is this season m8

so does everyone else who watches this show

just like morgan!

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Remember me?

>hue hueing it up in the KT with morgan

>cam cuts to danielle talking about herself

where is the bungalow

Black twitter is gonna freak when danielle gets nominated

The Bungalow is a state of mind.

The bungalow is her Cred Forums

ok but i have a present of roofies for her where can i find ?

Well, the plastics are completely boned. I guess I'll just hope for a Justin win.

correct answer

>20 y.o college kid masterfully mists an entire house with time to spare on a sidepiece for a few weeks and also taking all the bonus rewards without getting caught

if he stole brit from her fiancee he would have been god tier

Lane > Hayden

looks like they are nominating Morgan

poor Monte was probably happy that he got to be home and see the big Tennessee vs Bama game since he got evicted this week

they're getting BTFO

Lane was friendzoned hard senpai

the correct order was Hayden > The Meow Meow > Matt > Lane

James was freindzoned, Lane was Bridgette'd

Rachel Rielly

Bridgette was friendzoned too senpai. But girls getting friendzoned is cute. Guys getting friendzoned is pathetic.

Apparently BB11 Natalie is a hardcore Trumper. Wonder what Kevin thinks of that.

>if bb12 had america noms, lane would've gone first for being le racist texan man, matt would've gone next for lying about mom's disease, hayden 3rd for being in a cis white showmance enzo would get by bc he is OG shrimpman

also britney would be a havenot every single week because she is le racist confederate girl

Yea but Meg was single at the time. Brit and Frank had someone waiting for them back home so it makes more sense, and they aren't scum like Austin

>mad at austin gettin some poontang

perfection

Hopefully we can throw enough disinfo into Twitter to have at least a lil effect

Not only saying Dani needs to be nominated so she can't be backdoored but infographics on all the Plastics including Whitney
Muddy the waters while dani is the only true target for the normal folks out there

this

perfect wife

>buttslut
Is that Morgan?


And why didnt you put Shane as cuck? Because he clearly is.

disinfo? She literally killed a puppy. What kind of monsters would support her?

>hayden 3rd for being in a cis white showmance

not in 2010

>PollEv.com/ranking_polls/jyjQyy400c2r9aO/web
stop with the names its too confusing

because I play by my own rules I'm not 13 I don't say cuck every sentence

Come on now the only confusing one was ButtSlut/Morgan. All the others were appropriate. Unless you're some sort of newfag

remember when they tried to turn Monte saying “ape crazy” into a racial thing when in fact he used that expression in relation to Shelby as well?

Morgan is literal perfection. If you like Alex more, you're from reddit

Shane is a numale desu

>he didn't know about Morgan's butt

Morgan is without a doubt cuter, but I like more active women in bed and Morgan has said multiple times that she's pretty much a log unless told to do something.

Alex seems like the type of girl to pin you between those massive thighs and hold you there until you die of starvation or please her.

>Morgan has said multiple times that she's pretty much a log unless told to do something.
thats not what she said though

ya they are fucking retarded and i want to just ignore them from now on, the sad fact though is as indicated by Krispy not going up, these retards may be running this game. We'll see if Danielle doesnt go up, and if that happens CBS All Access will take a hit, as the latest victim of BLM

morgan is just a hot girl
alex is a literal goddess

word

you know damn well (((cbs))) is going to protect the interracial couple

monte is probably on suicide watch right now

girsl found the coke in the pillow

...

why is she always smiling?

drugs

Justin, do you want to make me a sandwich?

>godess
>stocky, man arms, LE QUIRKY

nah

defense mechanism

>tfw she cries herself to sleep every night

fuck you fucking nigger

is that krustine

people having fun and danielle being nasty about the candies

petty nigger

We did it

alex is everything you could wish for in a woman

honestly what is her problem?
no wonder shes a single mom

Save the shorter one I made friendo.

such a perfect goddess

wife material

thanks

most amazing girl to ever walk around in the bb house

now shes crying about the tortilla chips with angry look on her face

you can tell krispy and neeley thinks shes being a total child about it

She's not as fertile as Whitney, though. You can tell with her thin hips that there's no way she's birthing more than 2 of your children.

no

What's with the alex samefag today? Has nothing else to do?

>wanting more than 2 kids

>alex samefag
theres at least 10 of us

what are girls doing right now?

>morganfags mad Alex is the better sister

>us

wishing they could be alex for just one day

>not wanting to spread you and your waifus cute genetics as much as possible

>Morgan: Where would Jason hide them?
>Shelby: Up his butthole.

bazinga

jason ruined this season

jason still thinks shelby is dumb for leaving krackle wrappers in her bed


she did that on purpose so you would know you dumb fuck

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jason is a literal nigger

bbviewer been fucked for anyone else all day?

I'm a huefag actually you fucking idiot

it keeps reseting to midnight so I'm about to stop watching for today

you could just use the cbs site for a little while m8

even neeley is better than Alex.

>Jason and Danielle think the Plastics have no creativity and the fact that they put the bag in Morgan's drawer proves it
>not realizing that they didn't expect people to be shitty enough to dig through their personal items

it's trash

watch the n-bombs, bro

ive been getting really weird problems since last season so i just switched to the cbs site

alex is the best!

as long as you never have to switch cams because you don't watch the jamboree bitch fest it's fine

>justin is helping the evildoers in the war

what a jerk

why are there so many alex shills today?

theyre just ass blasted the girls found them to begin with, that little bitch jason was so sure they would never find them

em because she's fucking amazing? lol

STOP THIS

jason said the girls probably hid the coke in their loose vaginas

if someone said that about danielle everyone would lose their shit

guys i'm torn
on one hand alex is so great
on the other hand no girl can ever be better than her

danielle sure is getting off easy on her punishment

alex and morgan are both sub-par waifus desu

morgan yes
alex no

lol krispy twisting this situation into bullying

where is everyone..

watching hockey. this is competing against football hockey and playoff baseball I don't know what CBS was thinking

ok

lol what a fat bitch

she sat there an laughed while they went through morgans stuff and now shes blasted

im playing some vidya with feeds in background but not really paying attention

shutup you fucking cow

its all jasons fault

fatty crying

whats going on i havent watched much in two days wtf is krispy crying about

she is sad because they went through her dirty laundry and it probably has shit stains all over it

i'm at a party

the girls looked in her bag for the candies but she didnt say shit when they looked through morgans stuff to find them

the shitfits are so pathetic

If only she were a Have-Not too

>cries about someone touching her clothes
>laughs at jason and shane breaking shelbys clothes

oh here we go now its all shelbys fault

LOL


i cant even watch these bitches anymore

bb for safety ceremony

normie fucking get out

ah ok
what a retard

remember they fucking wore morgan and shelby's cothes yesterday

lol krispy is so


ott!

she was literally sitting there when jason rubbed his nasty pits on shelbys pillow and shane put on her jacket and stretched it and jason put on morgans shoes and clomped around in them

she didnt say a word and now suddenly its her who is all violated

bitch pls

if the bitches are getting you down just watch this

instagram.com/p/BLmkibZDpVK/

shelby raped krispy
pls nominate shelby for being a disgusting human being

i want to hug her

just post it to her when she gets out of the house and call her a human piece of trash

Seriously man
Ive never felt more entitled to tweet blast someone with vitriolic hate when they leave the house
Oh she will know the truth.

don't be too mean user, she has nothing to live for in life and you might put her over the edge

one more degenerate not polluting the world

cant believe danielle and krispy already ruining the game

even shrimpman saying that krispy is overreacting

>giving her chocolate to feel better

yes feed the monster

the good new is people are definitely turning on jason krispy and danielle so i do think theres a chance they'll all be americas noms sooner than later
especially krispy

cat ladies are now saying how much they hope for a hide the veto comp kek

it will just split the vote and one of our girls will end up going up

Did the girls ever find the krackle, is it still under shelby's bed?

if jason is america's nom once this season I'll papercut my dick and post it here

screenshotting this

we're all girls here

krusty misting hard.
she got info from production and now wants people to split the votes between her and danielle. this way morgan wil go up

jason and danielle bitching about shelby enjoying the chocolate game

danielle is such a cunt holy shit

If Krispy is Scott's nom (which she will be), America can't vote for her.

>shane having fun with the girls in the kitchen while danielle talking about how much he and she hate shelby
haha

jasons face is disgusting

now they bitching about them having fun

how did jason get a fanbase?

Krispy just said she hopes Shelby gets ebola and that she's not overreacting

is whitney a spy?

he was an underdog who talked shit all the time

turns out it doesn't work too hot when you aren't the underdog

it's also an awful big brother strategy

>cries about being on slop
>gets made slop cookies
>it's too sweet

wew

krispy and jason's lives are their punishment.

krispy - 31 year old waitress
jason - lives in parents basement, works at grocery store

he wasnt this bad on his other season
he talked a lot of shit but seemed to get along with everyone on a basic level
except maybe steve who none of the houseguests really cared for other than vanessa and austin and the twins anyway but even then they didnt outright bully him or say such shitty things about him and then play the victim when he tried to defend himself
the house dynamics were just different

>Krispy: in real life I'm like 155-170 but in pictures 138

wew lad

now they're stealing the soda

Is this the most petty house in recent memory?

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>you will now notice her thong everytime this picture is posted

She must be talking about kilos

Take out the Monte shit. No one cares about that retard.

Really gets my noggin a joggin

Only in terms of concentration, considering there's thirteen houseguests. Pettiness of Zika/Moo/Da' > Krys/Jason/Danielle

top kek the pig's delusion right now is insane

you guys are acting like bullies right now

shut up faggot

she started it

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it's not bullying if it's a fatty, it's motivational speech towards a healthier lifestyle.

faggot

whit is lookin fuckin good

Paulie get your dick out of Zakiyah and make a new thread

I just found out huefu has scoliosis and that's why she walks funny

Shit genes would not reproduce with

lmao

Fair enough

Whenever i get frustrated that these asses think theyre the good guy ill remember what theyll all go home to

I foresee a shelbys welcome back tweet along with a notice of her passing the bar.

Alex will be tweeting out her awesome animations.

Morgan will be beautiful.

Jason and Kryssie will go back to being Jason and Kryssie

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Taran make a new thread

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