She wants to have sex with you, what do you do?
She wants to have sex with you, what do you do?
Cuck Cyclops, obviously
Doggy style.
let her have sex with me im so horny!
Show her videos of girls ass clapping on world star hip hop
Only if I can wear a condom.
jokes on you nerd i actually want to die
Kill her for my puritys sake
i bet ud succ her pusy
make her think she is in control, then cuff her to something.
then i'm going to tickle her.
I'd fuck her, but she can't be Onnatop.
This
her everything
Try to get behind her at some point and bash her in the head with a heavy object, hopefully knocking her out. Then asphyxiate her with a plastic bag and put her in a plastic barrel sealed air tight and keep her in my basement.
That was hilarious and depressing at the same time.
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Have sex with her
y-you too
I cum inside
>famke will never crush the life out of you with her thighs
JDIMSA
Do I know about her vice grip finishing move?
Doesn't matter. Taking a chance, even if she does outweigh me.
...
Bro tip: start with some martial arts, sooner or later you get to roll around with a high-tier babe that excels at grappling and choking.
Yes you do but you are a fa/tv/irgin, pretty hard to resist.
The hero we deserve.
Get On-A-Topp
Most of the babes leave around the time they reach high school to pursue other things. If you want that experience you missed it unless you're still in middle school. I want those days back.
>be me
>watching golden eye on family tv
>bathroom scene comes on
>*check room*
>Just me
>start jerking
>scene ends
>rewind to start of scene
>keep jerkin
>scene ends
>rewind
>keep jerkin
>scene ends
>rewind
>keep jerkin
>scene ends
>rewind
>keep jer-
>"Hey user, stop rewinding it!"
>tfw my mom was watching it on the tv upstairs that was connected to the same box.
If you know what I mean
Let that be a lession to you in string theory.
Your mom finished masturbating before you