Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: TBD
Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD
Care Package winner: Scott won pick-a-veto
Most Likely Going Home: Shane is the target
PUNISHMENTS
>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex had a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott wwas stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>rip Monte
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her
list have nots you retard
shelby+morgan > whitney+alex
sluts > pure
APOLOGIZE
no the OP pasta is already too autistic
Fucking amateurs leaked the plan.
this game is awesome
It's actually kind of depressing that I will never have a gf like shelby
same and I'm a girl
unexpected kek
I was looking for that frank clip but gave up.
I kekd but I'm also pretty drunk
even if morgan goes up they'll have 2 veto chances
Danielle is going to be the America nom, even if progressivetwitter thinks they have super secret inside info that can save her.
This is why Reddit are faggots.
Has anyone tweeted pic related yet? It's perfect, doesn't bring up any of the HGs black twitter doesnt like
just got 2 taco 12 packs
hope the feeds are good tonight
I refuse to tweet it until a line about the showmance is added
FUCK YEAH SHRIMPMAN
Still confused about why voting with the other Jamboree members is under “love her”
All the love her points are written for misfits fags
This really feels like Season 6. Has the LNJ reached Friendship levels yet? I didn't see the feeds that season.
Fucksakes, I'll spoonfeed an explanation for this I guess.
Black twitter loves the showmance - and THEY are the ones we are trying to mist.
People who hate the showmance are already voting Danielle. They do not need to be misted.
If you put on there "fuck the showmance" or "she called the girls crackers", the pic loses all efficacy for what we're trying to accomplish.
Now tweet it
I'm dying
I'm sorry I'm drunk
this
it's to mist people who like her and the jamboree into thinking they are helping them
if you guys honestly want to break up the showmance you are jealous fuckers
np bro it's all love, ya dig?
g2b Brent
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No one here cares about Shane getting his dick wet. Just trying to be the silent underwater rudder steering this season away from being unsalvagable
This 'what are the odds' game is funny around 6PM BBT.
bbviewer still fucking up or i'd get caps/webms
I'm gonna tweet your pic bruh
BASED SCOTT
we have socks on hands!
Not my pic, snagged it from 2 threads back. But word. Spam it until it gains traction like the Scott one did, anons
>tfw I would sperg and ask to put shoe on head
MORGAN ZUCCHINI PENIS
that would be a good one
I bet you'll all cowards don't even smoke krackle
you got me to kek
Fucking kek "TRIP HIM UP!"
Gotta speak retarded to the retards
yfw this is all a master ruse to get shrimpman to crack up all ceremony long and mist the degenerates into thinking he's flipped so they ostracize him
okay this show is pretty good. Thanks to Ian and the other aynon for recommending
reminds me of the manga Liar Game
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Can one of my afro american brothers or sisters here on Cred Forums please post the schedule?
Google it you shit
listen to these fucking bitches talking about farting on shelbys bed and stealing her blanket
wasnt that fat bitch crying an hour ago
just wow
>ywn get dicked down by Morgan
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>Neely claims to be28
>Krispy claims to weigh like 150
>Danielle claims to be white
>Shane a literal cuck, looks incredibly depressed
Where were you when you realized mental illness is the common factor between the misfits
Paul pls
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I was watching college football when BB call
"misfits is mentally ill"
"no"
?
>Shelby "pretends" to be retarded
>Alex hasn't outgrown childish things like video games
>Whitney is a closeted sociopath
>Morgan is a buttslut
Plastics are degenerates
I would still pin tranny Morgan to the wall
I think shrimpman is genuinely insecure right now. His homies be watchin the nigga act the fool rn
>mfw I'm figuring out who the BB troll accounts are based off of hockey tweets
cam 1/2 comfy
cam 3/4 pure cancer
VIRGIN KING
EVENT!
We safety ceremony now
morgan with a penis is even more perfect
who he pick?
Who else?
shrimpman
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>Scott, delaying his picks: Gonna let 'em sweat it out a little bit.
>none of the other side even cares
wow man the london crew are being such little bitches
this is just sad
well that's probably me and I'm not really a troll account. I only use it to follow a few things so I retweet the other anons stuff to my no followers just to make his look better
>Jamboree ruins the ceremony
if you knew two people from your group were going up this week no matter what, would you go celebrate it?
Bunch of trash
Are you penguinsbro
Proud of you anons for coming up with stuff like this
>mysterious deaths of two puppies
kekd hard
Well they have to in literally every other season
Hi go back to twitter
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its not about celebrating it, hiding in the back room talking shit and acting like children when you are the oldest people in the house is just pathetic
show some class
There are only like five of them that are genuine troll accounts and they all follow each other. Doesn't take a rocket surgeon
You tweet alot m8!
my account has 24 tweets in 4 months
the crew still mad about the girls having fun
Im sorry I'm drunk
/our guy/ is a savage
shrimpman a mistman
he's not going to flip
danielle stirring the shit again
s'all good ya dig
>implying goddess Alex would ever say "you guys are fucking stupid" like some krass bitch
niggers are a plague
>uspet
Like it or not, Neeley is in a pretty good spot
pretty sad the shitfits entire gameplay is to talk shit and appeal to america for votes
bravo grodner, fantastic format you created
shrimpman i like but neely is the only other tolerable one of the LNJ
not like before
>mfw two days later, Evel is still getting dozens of tweets about the Danielle dog murder vid every hour because I @'d him in it
Feels funny man
You did it user!
>america
you mean black people twitter with a heavy jason bias
jason whole gameplan is telling america who to put up and being protected by the house
Jason's whole ring leader "America do my deeds!" attitude is making it really hard for me to still like him
you autists better be misting twitter into splitting their vote 4 different ways between all the girls
>Shane: If Scott says something, I'm going to be like "dude, you better watch your asshole"
wait what? is he threatening to rape him?
Naw, credit to vid.me user for upping the spicy vid.
I am but a messenger.
>Ever liking him
i had to accept the fact that im no longer a fan about a week ago in all honesty
>Danielle mysterious deaths of two puppies
>Shane rape threats against HGs
They cant keep geting away with it
That is not a flattering pic of whitney
she looks like a mouse its cute
>based scott's music is rush
Rush is overrated
such a bro band though
hence why I posted the link to the bro movie
>danielle still hasnt had to do her punishment
If the digits repeat, it must be a not lie
But I like Rush so I'm torn
The ultimate bro movie is 50/50
>canada
Never watched it myself, it looked way too depressing tbqh
SMOKIN A JEW
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Most girls look like shit without make up. She looks fine there
Heres a hint: jospeh Gordon levit is playing the guy that wrote the movie irl
Who are the HNs?
Why didn't Ian put this info in the OP?
They sound great live.
Yeah and isn't that guy dead as fuck?
I find young deaths depressing.
Truth. Neil Peart is worth the ticket price alone. Only band I'd rather see live is Primus
Is Gun one of us?
I like it
Thanks based drunk user
Looks like you've gotten quite a few reweets already. I'll start spamming it after voting opens tomrrow.
If this doesn't work, there will be no point in using the troll accounts anymore at all, so may as well go balls-to-the-wall.
I'll drink beer and shoop some danielle propaganda tonight
>Primus
my man
Why is this season so deficient in hot guys? Monte was smoking and had that endearing retard thing but he's gone thanks to black Twitter.
I mean Shelby makes my dick twitch sometimes even though I'm not into trannies.
Saw them with tool earlier this year. Les is lookin old. We talkin grandpa old.
He's alive! Watch this movie with a girl and she will cry!
bb18 was probably the best season for guys ever now fuck off
>telling other people to kidnap a girl to force her to watch a movie that will make her cry
Any girlanons want to watch a movie with me?
I have a master's degree and a shrimpman sized penis
krispy is still throwing her temper tantrum
Why the fuck isn't she a have-not? This could be 10x better.
At least there's next week.
are they kidding me with this coke right now?
I got you bro
Primus Sucks
youtu.be
cbs rigged it or there are enough sjw zombies in america to begin the irreversible decline of the country into collapse. take your pick
>shelby goes outside
>scott smokes his last cigarette
>the entire couch crew has scattered
>except for krispy, who cannot muster the strength to lift her girth more than once an hour
I found a black girl on twitter that supports the Plastics and hates Danielle, and she seems to have no problem with Monte. Based as fuck
SAY BABY
Im on twitter and I'm a girl
>complain they are "segregated" and never try to communicate
>shelby goes to the BY and krispy doesnt say a single word
gee i wonder why she doesnt want to hang out
JUST
I've just been pretending the faggy side of the house doesn't exist and been watching the good side all day and it's been great
Slide into those dms bruh
those are zakiya fans lol
there's a bunch of them who paulie misted
lol
it was raining and she couldn't fucking get up
how much longer is shelby in the costume for?
>the mistman slipping redpills into the masses
he was truly a man ahead of his years
I'm autistic, not really into black girls, and she's like 10 years older than me it looks like
She doesn't even seem to be a Zakiyah fan, most Zakiyah fans I see are noticeably underaged and have a sub 80 IQ
12am BBT monday
Some girls think autism is cute! Trust me sometimes I go full autismo at the bars and it works!
>she's like 10 years older than me it looks like
Are you sure she's not 28?
danielle making zero effort to make slop work but she will eat all the girls slop concoctions and then be petty and bitch about them later
>HNs cuck /our guy/ out of a bubble bath with Alex and Hue
damn she missed an opportunity to powerlift.
> I go full autismo at the bars and it works!
Describe your process, user
I want to channel my autism into bar pussy too
Be autistically descriptive pls
he was subtley hinting they could join him
alex says they are HN
JUST
Drunk girls know that an autistic guy isn't going to rape them and they can just bang you and get rid of you because you aren't threatening.
Note this is only mildly autistic, if you are creepily autistic it will not work
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this fucking cameras rewinding is bullshit
at any given time only 2 cams stay current
I'm not autistic desu I just have ridiculously bad anxiety
I just witnessed a black girl getting accused of having "internalized racism" for disliking Danielle.
I feel like twitter is like an alternate universe where logic doesn't exist
It's incredibly interesting having someone that's actually ugly on BB and seeing how the hot girls react to his advances
A remotely good looking dude would have gotten laid already. Being ugly is suffering anons
This has got to stop. DELETT THIS NOW
please tell me you didn't draw this it's kind of scary
cute nails
laffed hard /10
Nice fingernails, girlanon
7 hours into HN status and Zakiya is already starting to have anxiety attacks
o i'm laffin
Stay off of twitter you dip. You aren't going to mist twitter people.
Not mine, Bridge liked it on Twitter
ugly guys have a chance with qts, far more than the reverse
scott is too socially odd, plus he could REALLY use a makeover (sideburns gone, teeth fixed, better glasses, clothes that fit).
wow going through her replies is amazing
well you know its not like alex is a stunner and the have similar interests in games, nerd culture and BB so it could work... shelby on the other hand is way out of his league and likes guys over 6ft 4 so it was never happening
>Who are the HNs?
Danielle, Shelby, & Alex.
So there's a distinct opportunity that we might actually be able to mist America into voting Danielle as America's nom and save the season.
If any anons get bored, plz make a twitter account and post with the tag #BBOTT in the text box.
If you want to use a throwaway email address rather than linking it to your own, just use yopmail. You don't even need to go through a signup process there, takes literally 2 seconds
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send her some of our OC
Could Frank survive a season with 15 Bridgettes?
Go for funny! I have to go pure charisma bacause I am not attractive nor am I a normie!
if he fixed his teeth, shaved the sideburns, wore contacts and got real clothes he'd look like a poor man's david schwimmer. good enough for any of these girls desu. it's his own fault
His balls would be drained nightly
Go to the bars and get some pussy!
danielle is being such a fucking baby right now
shes complaining the other girls have it easier cause the eat less LOL
Well she is an amazon so she does have to eat more
>I worry that Ashton might not understand what I've tried to be. And if I were to be evicted, Bridgette, I would want someone to go to my home and tell Ashton everything. Everything I did, everything you saw, because there's nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies. And if you understand me, Bridgette, you will do this for me.
I think I found the only person only person more obsessed with Bridge than us. she seems to be a high school or junior high girl because she tweets bridgette everyday about school
also what the fuck is shane doing right now fucking creepy
Not him but also socially anxious as fuck. I could never go to a bar and strike up a conversation with a girl.
Even if I have talking points pre-planned, the anxiety makes my mind go blank.
It also makes it incredibly hard to maintain eye contact. This is probably my biggest problem
Plus I have no friends to wingman for me, and dudes who go to the bar alone look like creeps.
Thank god for Tinder. I'm only slick when I have a bit of time to think of a response, and don't have to make eye contact.
I'm probably worse-off than most of you guys in terms of anxiety, tho.
I can honestly say that some of us BridgeBros aren't as bad as her twitter fans because at least we know it can come off as creepy.
>shrimpman keeping /our guy/ company as he prepares for a lonely bubble bath
Be honest, would you?
I'd have to be drunk Tbh
Bars are easy m80! They are already drunk!
KINO
shot from the balcony
justin appears after siding down the stair rail
man I'm looking through that shit and it is so creepy people telling her they love her and saying hey it's my birthday it'd be so great to hear from you. non stop calling her queen
god Shane is such a massive faggot walking around the house like he's a king but actually being an awkward asshole
She does a good job finding uglies to look good next to
IWHI still though
the chubby asian too for fun
I would if I didn't have to hear her speak. She has pretty dope, perky tits.
>I'm probably worse-off than most of you guys in terms of anxiety, tho.
fite me
She is the definition of hit it and quit it
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krispy just grossing it up on the couch and not saying a singe word
neeley silent
gee i wonder why they dont want to hang out with you
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>go back to a school where you had no friends for a football game
>everyone ignores you at the party except a few uggos
>it looks cold and rainy
>your team loses anyway
kek fuck you moo
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kek Shane talking about how much america loves him again
I wish I had a Shelby gf
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this stupid nigger is now pretending that california gets freezing winters
kino
what cam are these on?
she is from some hick mountain county desu
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some parts do
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who won have and have nots?
shit my cbs chat room has bantz
>cooper12 (11:54pm):
>Just saying.... how ironic would it would if dani starved after refusing to ea
she was ridiculously overexaggerating how cold it is. it was in the 30s here last night and that's probably the coldest her place will get
that's from earlier tonight 6-7PM BBT iirc.
what did Ian mean by this?
people from cali are giant pussies about the cold desu
It's a cry for help!
THE PIG STOOD to go eat
Daily reminder that Ian has not once posted here since Michelle said this
we had moo now we have oink
feast your eyes on her feasting
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and a good one to end on
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Also be as handsome as Paulie, Corey, Monte or Clay or more and it'll work like a charm!
Twitter.
>looks at fingernails
Omg so it is true. There are actual girls here
I bet he loved feeling their breasts press upon his chest during those hugs
I'd give it her raw. I love her
found the alex samefag
>Alexfag was also the reddit fan
I'm not surprised
wait... meech rinsed the powder out of the slop and was left with just plain oatmeal?
why dont they all do this?
lol shelby wants to facilitate krispys mental breakdown
she's gold guys, why dont you love her
not rinsed you had to strain it. bridgette went and had to specially ask for a strainer
and that cunt hated her anyway
she's 2nd only to BritBrit
what breasts?
Top kek lol
1.brit brit
2.bridge
3.shelby
>girl on the left titties sittin right
Poor moo. Always the bridesmaid never the bride.
shelboy's cool in my book, although she's not as tight as morgan.
plus she sound like a man
Do you think production is with /ourgirls/ and hate the 4th grade petty bullshit or are they sleezy Cali showbiz types that are intentionally shilling showmances and faggots?
morgan put on alexs hat and looked in the mirror and she looked just like her and took it back off real quick
1. brit brit
2. julia
3. shelby
4. bridge
5. aaryn
Did they give a fuck that Bridgette had it worse last year? fuck no. Grodner wants BB to be all about showmances and twitter pandering
Who is the hottest old chick HG?
I'm into Helen myself, desu
switch julia and bridge and i agree
im watching the vid of bridgette in yosemite and i think she might be an android
it's physically impossible to be so cute
the cam guys are definitely the closest to /bb/ people in the world. everyone else probably not
she was qt
shelli or season 16 brittany
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These girls are fucking plebs.
what is monte doing
this is a terrible idea
where the fuck did shrimpman come from?!
>this conversation about Miley Cyrus
D R O P P E D
Ikr
Whelp, this is headed toward something incredibly misguided
Nice to see he hasn't gained an ounce of self-awareness from this experience
who else /foreverinlovewithbridgette/ here?
this breaks my heart
forever
>Shrimpman bragging about his cock size again
Not even a dicklet and I love me some Shrimpman, but honestly starting to get a bit old
dem little titties
Big Brother Over the top: fPlease Stop Singing Edition
Also this
DANIELLE IS CRYING
remind me to shoop laughing plastics onto a screenshot of danielle crying
WAHHHHH BOO HOO
HOW DARE THEY HAVE FUN WHILE IM ON TH$ BLOCK
AMERICA SAVE MEEEEEE
Justin- We were definitely laughing about Monte
and america will. this season rewards the shitty players
KEK Shrimpman rolled his eyes hard when he hugged krispy who says saying "I feel so bad for her (danielle)", can someone please cap that?
if you could purge fatties or niggers which do you think would benefit mankind more?
oinker also rolled her eyes when shrimpman told dani to pray
and now she just stared down shelby and called her trash under her breath when she walked by
Which one of you ladies is trolling twitter with a Keesha avi?
I recognize fellow Keeshaposters. KEESHA IS A BITCH
krispy is tore down and she hasnt even been nommed yet
whoa bro.
fatties desu
fatties, get rid of the n-bombs and basically all sports become shit
this would've been so much better if she was a have-not too
WEW
Please someone rip that and upload it to vid.me and I'll put it on Twatter.
A video of Krispy rolling her eyes at Shrimpman telling Dani to pray will cause a gigantic shitstorm
krispy said she was going to quit because someone looked for the candies in her laundry
LOL
Daily reminder that Krispy's psych evaluation said she is borderline violent and narcissistic
She's going to snap sooner rather than later and it's going to be glorious
here's timestamp for it
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just jamboree my shit up senpai
Thanks user, is anyone kicking around that's capable of ripping video?
Ripping vids is easy with Open Broadcaster Software, which is free. obsproject.com
You'll be helping the cause.
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feels good man
>krispy meltdown tomorrow night
>danielle meltdown the night after
who's ready for some comfy feeds?
I would if bbviewer wasn't fucking up, I could try capping from cbs stream, but it's a pain to navigate to specific times
fuck bruv, learn to use photoshop, I'll try and make one
sure
pls no hate for being cheap
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ty based user. I'll stand by
>Plastics talking about taking a trip to Vegas together after this is over
WEW some lucky guys are going to get incredibly laid
girls called the guys from bb18 douchebags
rare huefu wow
where did you get this?!
man what a disguise
danielle officially below cornbread on jokers
quite the accomplishment desu
>not searching for HG's full names on youtube
not students of the games desu
ok you're lying to me you just posted this in my cbs chat too
what
I'm onto you
she gives me emma stone vibes here. at least the eyes do.
ian new thread
new thread
whoa just as they mention emma stone
