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talk skinny guy can eventually be liked because he has a personality but the fat fuck is so autistic. I dunno if his IQ is in minus figures or he just has dead banter but whenever he acts as if he doesnt understand Mikes (or whoevers) sarcasm it just pisses me off

>talk skinny guy can eventually be liked because he has a personality
His personality is the reason everyone hates him though.

The ReView episodes doesn't require a lot of effort since it has a simple set, no plot, no costume.

Most of the work is writing some prepared remarks beforehand and editing the footage after the shoot.

Lower view count is fine for this type of show to be profitable.

Most of their audience is only there for cape discussion and weren't even alive when that movie came out

yeah but its something to get accustomed to. Jack personality is N/A

I remember liking the gate as a kid. That re-view inspired me to rewatch it, even if beardfart likes it

The Gate was an awesome movie. The Gate II was subpar.

people want mike & jay

also what is The Gate?

this
idk wtf this is

I honestly missed it. I don't know how.

only autists do that tho. I find both of them boring and unremarkable, but I wont start to cry when they are on the show like some of you pissbabys

I'd never heard of it, but I might give it a watch before Halloween.

I was just excited that Jay agrees Krampus is fucking awesome

you could watch the video to find out

> only has 153K

im sure you're swimming in those jewtube views there anonpie

underage faggot get out

the question was more what most people probably asked themselves when looking at the thumbnail

most of their audience had probably never heard of The Gate, same goes for me until I saw the video

>watching a review of a film I haven't heard of
"no"

This and also they make most of their money on patreon anyway.

I'm not even fond of Rich most of the time. His voice sounds godawful and I can't fall asleep when he's anything but HitB-Plinkett.

You dont even have to have a yt account at all to see that view count. Not sure what your point is

I like aids moby a lot better than rich.

This and the Gate is kind of a shit movie to pick. It's something I'd expect to see on BOTW

>for a week

it's been out for 2 days, for fuck's sake

Red Letter Media gets 14k a month off of Patreon, chill out.

let be more clear, you are a nigger and a faggot. you are in fact a niggerfaggot

It's already on it's last legs. Mike said he'll never appear in another one after Jay stood up to him that one time. Now they're trying this new format where Jay's gets to play the alpha with one of the other lesser rlms. It's just a matter of time until we get a Josh and Jack episode and the series officially tanks.

$14k is what you get on welfare in America

Sometimes it can be great to just find about a movie. Something new to watch.
It is a nice little movie, the fact that you havent heard of it, makes their video about it just more valueable

They already did that m8

youtube.com/watch?v=lFJdgAmAP_c

>A month

>Mike said he'll never appear in another one
when did he say that

a month retard

He said it to a group of private donors from Goldman Sachs

>Mike said he'll never appear in another one after Jay stood up to him that one time.
Wtf? Is making up drama for RLM a meme or something?

yep, thats exactly what I expected from you after asking for your reasoning.
Thanks for shitposting, bye

yes

never believe anything on Cred Forums unless it's explicitly sourced

Is making up drama for RLM a meme or something?

Basically

The Gate II was fuckin tight tho when that dude's cash turned into shit in his pocket. Also

>satanism is for pussies

Of course. I mean, are you new or something? This isnt even RLM exclusive and happens in every thread about youtubers.

It is not even funny, since Rich is going to lose his leg to diabetus

How do I abduct Mike and send him to a fat camp?

They didn't put on Mike and Jay, and they picked a movie that 90% of people haven't seen. They go back to the two of them plus more popular movies like they started with, then you'd see a lot more views.

Scale it back to just Mike and Jay for everything except BOTW, include Rich and Mike's gf here and it's golden.

mike isn't fat. it's an act

Let me try and translate for you

user:
>It's not like you 153K views on your YT vids, user
You:
>I don't even need to have an account to see the view-count of RLM

Die.

underrated post

yeah, you are retarded. Doesnt matter how much views user has. Like I said, one can still recognize the viewcount and compare it to relevant videos (like other rlm vids) without even having an account. Whats your point faggot?

He is implying, you cant criticise something unless you can do it better. We are in kindergarden apparently

Does he put on a fat suit and do three hours of special makeup to hide his chiseled 8% body fat body from camera?

Doesnt Cred Forums miss you? What are you doing here?

>he didn't read the fangoria special report about RLM

No, he is just a good actor

>has beardfat
>Is a movie most people don't know
This one wasn't expected to get that much views, most likely.

>most people don't know
Most people are plebs, who would've knew.

You people are literal babies.

>and Mike's gf here
I really miss Jessie. She was such a wonderful addition to the crew.

'member The Gate? I 'member

>cancelled
>as if it's a network TV show

Why do so many retards post here?

I really should stop reading RLM threads, here or on reddito. Fans are always the worst.

Bye faggots!

oh no we'll miss you

you guys chased jay bauman off AGAIN

>LAUREN IM DYING!
Its honestly the best part of these threads

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What I really don't like about review is that there's no discussion. Its just them repeating how much they like the movie over and over again.

The gate is a pretty great halloween flick though.

its threads like these that caused jessi to move to a shabby hovel in western minnesota

at least beardfat has never tried becoming a main guy like aidsmoby has

Well, it is kind of boring as fuck.

Well, they go into detail what specifically they like about the movie and they also point out flaws

its more enthralling when the two disagree

>Anyone else afraid Re:View is going to get cancelled?
Yeah I hear the network that RLM works for is very concerned about the show's ratings and that their sponsors are pulling ads.

>What I really don't like about review is that there's no discussion.
re:View is literally nothing but discussion.

Its usually just a circle jerk.

The movie fucking sucked, weird that they just agreed about it and didnt get a third guy who didnt care

It's two people discussing what they like and disslike about the film they're talking about.

it is the fucking point of re:view you moron. they talk about a flick they like

Say ONE more thing about Jack and he will choke you with his donkey dick you fucking piece of shit

PRAISE JAK

>donkey dick
must be the reason why that guy could wife such a qt

>WHAT IS FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE????
>HURRRRRRRRRRR

They still have hot shit in store

jays looking like shit

no
like they are a yt channel.
Look up the word "cancel" and feel retarded

>says something retarded
>gets called out for sounding retarded
>"i-it's figurative language, guys!"

Rich's "wife" is hideous

and you're alone, posting about her on Cred Forums.

>Figurative (or non-literal) language can be defined as a deliberate departure from the conventional meaning, order, or construction of words in order to achieve a more complicated understanding or heightened effect. It contrasts with literal speech or language.
You have to be 18 to post here pal

So is Rich. He should count his lucky stars he ended up with her. Just look at him

>"to cancel smth" is a phrase exclusively used to talk about network tv shows

ok

Actually I'm not alone at all.

Its okay Rich, I know that you're the type of person that marries the first girl he ever fucks.

that makes her pretty of course
wow

Lol, shut up roastie. Rich deserves way better

>Mike said he'll never appear in another one after Jay stood up to him that one time

It's high time that Mike gets fired. He only drags RLM down.

bring dich um

When's the last time you fagged off?

jack's wife is average at best

post pics

She is way out of his league. If I wouldnt know better, I would have thought Jack is still a virgin

why do germans and austrians think everyone speaks their shit language?

>its a "Rich repeats the last few words of his joke after it gets a laugh" episode
>its a "Rich is making a joke and ends it with a weird noise" episode

please stay in school user

Are you Australian?

Nobody is thinking that you giant newfag, holy shit

i am

tirez sur dein kopf, pendejos

>read jay's twitter
>he says phantasm is overrated garbage

He really does have good taste. Phantasm was an okay idea that was horribly executed.

You think everybody is speaking german? Warum?

yes

>tfw saw the gate in theaters as a kid for my birthday party

Da klatscht der Klaus! Nein Ja Guten tag! Heil hitler

wow, it actually comes kind of naturally. I guess everybody IS able to german

Did you go through it and watched a movie?

boo

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