Let's discuss scarjo's body of work

Do what retard?
>what is a push-up bra
>what is padding
She is a beautiful woman (maymayers get fucked) but that red dress was sorcery, her breasts have never been bigger than a C-cup.

she peaked in that red dress and then went downhill from there

she got breast reduction you dumbass

chubby jew KEK

you can't be JUST when you're the biggest access in Hollywood

why did scarjo get rid of her scarjos?

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pancakes :(

she looks like hilary clinton

Why do women wear pants like these?

I have never seen a woman who looked good in those pants.

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fucking fuck this timeline in the ass absent of any lubrication
GOD
DAMN
IT

anti-rape pants

There goes my dream of an alternate universe Marvel movie starring prime-era titmonsters Black Widow and Peggy Carter.

>8 legged freaks is the last time she was perfectly in her prime

Dumb bitch

This one hit me hard too.

Is this the most perfect pic of a female in the world, I relly can't think of any other pic where a girl looks so perfect as ScarJo in red dress.*

women who remove their reduce their talent on purpose should not be allowed to reproduce

Fuck, she's starting to look like the chick from "Girls"

>implying you still don't want to impregnate this

>i chopped my tits off because people were looking at my tits and not my talent
>goes ahead and does this
ah yes

>I'm famous because I had fake boobs

fuck while trying my best to ignore how retarded she is to have butchered her natural beauty for silly reasons? absolutely

raise children with? fuck no, she's literally retarded, and i'll have no short bus raising my children, fine or not

she's still huge tittied

DUDE WHAT IS A PUSH UP BRA IN THE FIRST PICTURE AND LOSING WEIGHT LMAO

Pretty standard in Hollywood.

i know i dont get why people are mad she got a reduction

they are still huge plus she is still a young girl and her body is still growing im sure her tits arent done growing either

so what you're saying is she isn't good at making long term decisions, because if the point of reduction was to STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS her chest, and her chest is still LOOK AT MY TITS, then she basically damaged her shit for nothing? because that's what it sounds like you're saying, and if so, i do not disagree at all

kek you keep telling yourself that mate

she got a breast reduction how hard is it to comprehend that

fuck off ariel you retarded cunt

WHAT

I HURT MYSELF TODAY.

>because if the point of reduction was to STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS
It wasn't. It was because her tits were giving her back problems.

This actually hurts, I mean, I'd still slam it so hard my wiener would snap, but I feel like I've lost a dear friend.

Her tits were never really all that big.

lol

Those tits were sagging already and if they weren't covered in stretch marks from the weight alone already, the girl could've been looking to a life full of back pains and horrible saggy tits. She did the right thing. This honestly looks a lot better than her big ass tits tightly compressed in tiny dresses.

Does anyone have this in better quality?

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Meanwhile this fat pretentious cunt feels he is above someone who is greater than him in every aspect of his sad pathetic life.

lol what? You know that does actually happen?

how many maidens have rewarded you with sex after you rescued them on the internet so far mate

Plenty to work with.

No...this can't be happening. This is NOT ScarJo. I refuse to accept this.

she should pay me to hold them for her

I don't give a fuck about her, but at least I'm not some dumb ass who posts in his mom's basement acting like I am above others. Blow your head off retard.

still plenty of tits and ass

No, you just post from your desk acting like you're better than people you perceive to live in their mother's basement, you fucking hypocrite.
I'm not even that guy, but you need to fucking kill yourself.

>Thread about ScarJo and Ariel Winter.

Proceed.

>not knowing about bra magic

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ScarletTits anymore?

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Ariel's booty is intact.

>Christiana
>fake

Pick one.

they look saggy

A considerably bigger tragedy was her never getting her big naturals out.

they are

>i have never seen or felt tits that are not my own greasey b-cup

Are you retarded?

I honestly can't tell what is shopped or not anymore.

Wasn't like they were real anyway, she just went back to what she had before

>caring about a hog with tits

why are you all still virgins with standards these low

literally go to any bar and pick up a greasy piggu

think the closest we got was her in a bikini in movie 'thirst'

word

>not knowing tits deflate once they reach maximum capacity

if you prefer right over left you dont belong here

Yeah you're retarded

>implying bigger isn't better

literally you

pro tip:they dont feel like bags of sand

she's literally on her hands and knees you dumb fuck

Oh look another fat fuck who no one gives a shit about so he rants on an anonymous forum. Please keep going you tool.

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They are not.

and they are saggy without a bra

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Maybe because that faggot Isaac Mizrahi literally groped Scarjo's giant awesome boobs when she wore that red dress in OP's pic.

Also, based on Love Song For Bobby Long, they were getting a little floppy for her age.

You were the one ranting about some stupid shit after that user got you assravaged.
But hey, keep deflecting your own personal inadequacies onto me.
I sure am a fat basement dweller and you're perfect and correct :^)

When she's on her hands and knees, with her tits hanging down.

no nips no tip

cant wait to see her as THE MAJOR

>they were getting a little floppy for her age.
do you even know what tits are shaped like? they're not beach balls

oh god please dont allow this

if she were a b-cup/c cup and in shape they would not look like that.

they would appear firmer.

>horrible saggy tits

shiiiiiit she did the right thing they would hang and look awful

>hair shorter
>boobs shrinking
>losing weight

Is she reverting back into her fetal stage?

they also should ook deflated.

I'd still hit it.

She could even roleplay as Hillary.

not*

No, they wouldn't.

I remember that thread, kek.

hang on, do you think the "tear drop" shape of natural tits is "deflated"?

day tooker

i would too.

if she lost more weight her breast would look decent in porpotion to her size but she looks skinny fat in that pic.

I don't want to impregnate her. She'd still all my money like Angelina Jolie.

I don't have any money

when you become overweight of course.

tits dont defy gravity you know.

ScarJo was never that big breasted anyway

So you are now claiming she was overweight in that film?

latin girls who are not piggus like are GOAT

She was more than flat chested though

Yes.

125 without excercise at 5'3 is overweight,regardless of how good they make for your moobies.

it look*

has scarjo gotten blacked on screen yet?

Scarjo was all natural, famalam. That's how she became famous in the first place. Jewish + big boobs. And Woody Allen noticed.

wait a minute I thought Mokoto was an anime character

big boobs expire,now shes using dat big brain :^)

pfft

What movie is this? Black Dahlia? Scoop?

Impressive, very Impressive Marvel...
HOWEVER

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Natural boobs are hangers, virgin.

They're not bolted on tits like your internet porn, cuck.

>i accept saggy tits because i cant get a girl who has any self control

She clearly grew.

In Love Song For Bobby Long, they were as big, if not bigger, than the red dress pic.

YELLOWED

post the other webm

what went wrong?

>not understanding jokes

How's that autism doing?

No one is obliged to understand your shitty-ass jokes desu

Yes, I do know what boobs are shaped like.

This was 12 years ago, when Scarjo was young. They were getting too big for her.

As if every woman with natural tits has "tear drop" shaped boobs?

Some women have actual flat hanging pancakes. Variability.

Natalie Dormer

Scarjo should have gotten naked before Under the Skin.

One of the primary things movies should do is capture starlets in their prime.

what a fucking waste.

she aged like milk anyway

>her body is still growing
>tfw god will smite her and make her grow /d/ level tits for spitting in his face

Do you understand the concept that boobs grow bigger over time, until they don't?

When was that left picture even taking? Before or after Ghost World (where Scarjo's awesome natural boobs were on full display).

one day we will have holodecks and actors will be obsolete.

It depends on the fucking cup size, you retard.

C cup, D cup, +, they're not going to be defying gravity.

Not my joke.

ScarJo does not, that's the point.

In 2004, when Love Song For Bobby Long came out, Scarlett would have been 20 (or maybe 19 during filming). Look at her boobs in the pictures from that movie in this thread. They should not be that saggy at 19 years old.

>he doesn't know

Marina got skinny and lost her tatas too lad

>completely missing the point

She's a slut.

Do you guys find her a good actress or just a good-looking one?

kek

F

>Do you guys find her a good actress or just a good-looking one?

She's a bad actress and she doesn't even have a penis so no on both counts.

Scarjo has never been a good actress.

I mean, she's good at playing a total airhead, like in Vicki Cristina Barcelona.

Under The Skin was certainly better acting from her than most of her other movies.

fucking unreal

Her tits are way bigger than ScarJo's

>she doesn't even have a benis

Press F

>Love Song for Bobby Long
Yeah, that movie was alright.

Come on baby, cum for me

MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

She was pregnant here so I guess that explains the massive titties. I remember noticing straight away how big they looked, at the theatre desu

Any more webms of her in this dress?

Or any more Scarlett webms, for that matter

Is there a new Dr Seuss movie coming out?

Eight Legged Freaks was a fun movie and I enjoyed Home Alone 3.

These. Her tits were never actually massive. I mean, they were indeed big, especially in that 2004-2006 period, but she just always used push up bras and dresses that made them look huge. Then she lost a bunch of weight training for her Black Widow role a while back and they got small. It was never proved she actually got a reduction and personally, I don't believe she did.

I agree, that really was her peak. She looks literally perfect in all of those pics, was easily the hottest actress in Hollywood at the time. Good times desu

It's from Black Dahlia.

How could anyone not like Scarjo after seeing that webm, or hearing her breathy phone sex operator voice in Her?

Although, sometimes her nose does give her voice this kind of tone like she's always stuffed up, or she's plugging her nose.

thx desu fampai

i've seen it but i don't remember that scene

wait I'm lost, scarjo is 5'3? no way

>Bowie dies
>He needs a new vessel

i masturbated to this scene so many times

There must always be a David Bowie

Left was from after Ghost World. But I agree with these anons , A Love Song for Bobby Long was probably when her tits were at their biggest, and definitely bigger than in the red dress pics that would be taken two years after that movie came out.

same, ive fapped to that so much. her o faces are just hot as fuck desu
and its not even in the movie, its a deleted scene iirc

When her tits started shrinking due to weight loss back when she got the Black Widow part, soon after Iron Man 2, so around 2008 I'd say.

This

LOL in what world do her tits look "saggy and deflated" in those scenes? They look fucking hot, that's probably when they looked their biggest even

If you were married to (or even dating) an actress, how would you feel about your significant other doing scenes like this?

If your gf does sex scene, does that make you a cuck?

I never said deflated. But she must have been 19 in that scene. At that age, she should have more "pert" boobs than that. Look at the shape of them. She's 19, but her boobs are 35.

Look, I haved loved Scarjo for probably over 15 years, but it's not like she looked that great naked in Under the Skin.

>it's not like she looked that great naked in Under the Skin.
She was a straight 10/10 in that

Rather disappointing lack of images ITT lads

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Oh, so you're not this user ? My bad then, senpai.
Agreed on the Under the Skin bit. That was kinda disappointing. I still fapped, of course, but she didn't look nowhere near as hot as she once was. Had she gotten naked at that peak hotness period of 2004-2006 I'd have broken my dick, though kek

But I think she never really liked that whole sex symbol status. Back then, I remember reading her saying in multiple interviews how much that shit bothered her, so what I think happened was that once she started losing her big tits (her sexiest and most noticeable feature by far) together with the weight, she actually liked it and decided to do her best to keep it that way, and that's how it's been ever since.

It's a fucking shame, really. And I've loved her probably for that same amount of time too so I completely understand you.

Agreed. Pls dump what you got, user.

Oh fuck.

>Pls dump what you got, user.
I could be here all day, Scarlett's one of my larger folders

MOAR red dress pics

Thank you based user.

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are you the user dumping the webms?

No that's me

>Dat photoshop

She has stretch marks in the original pic

HHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

TOP-TIER THREAD. TOP FUCKING TIER

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>have night of spectacularly filthy sex with guy
>gee I better not let him see my fantastic tits in the morning that would be weird

being this much of a whiteknight should be illegal and is why you will never feel a tit in your lifetime.

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thats literally a push up bra.

you can say you like her tits but dont act like it isnt an illusion,a great one at that.

>dat ass tho

Remembers me of that pic of her opening the car trunk, from when she was shooting this sketch. That should be her costume in the movie desu. Skin tight and high heels. Not practical but who gives a fuck, it's hot as hell.

True

OUTTA MY WAY, DC SHITS

>that many apps on the home screen
>not doing 2 rows across pages ranked by frequency of usage
>safari and messages without phone on the bottom row

JUST

All existence is an illusion user

What flick is peak ScarJo? I want to say Match Point, but my gut tells me it was when she was younger.

But I'm not defending her at all. I think it's a stupid way of thinking and a fucking shame what she did. I agree with everyone saying she's not nearly as hot as she was.

Match Point/The Island

Lost in Translation and Ghost World when younger. Match Point, The Island and Vicky Christina Barcelona when older. Honorable mention to how she looked in Iron Man 2.

she looks better face wise then ever imho.

her tits were never real,the only way you could have proved they were would have been full frontal in her prime.

ie. alexanderia daddario

scarjo didnt do that cause she didnt need to nor did she actually have the assets.

You're the best, user.

What the fuck is this

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>her tits were never real
She had big tits even in Ghost World

Women are wizards with bras. A girl in the gym vs the club is a whole different thing. There are a lot of tricks they do to change the shape and size of their boobs when it is in clothing.

"I'm gay, don't worry, oh wow, dems bewbs"

Friendly reminder she was going to go topless in this scene but Bay refused because he wanted a PG13 rating because muh profits

the 90s/early 2000s were the peak years for the wonder bra friend

and again i will never be proven cause she didnt get nude until she was older.

her tits are like the big foot of hollywood,many claim their existence but there is no proof aside from clothed pics.

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because agents/publicists dont put out stories like this to make actors seem like /ourguys/

It was Bay who told the story user

bay has always been known for his integrity.

Well someone already posted her Bobby Long O face so I'm done.

On no wait, I forgot I had this. Not really the same without dialogue though.

is this a good film?

Still pretty hot without dialogue, but with? Possibly the hottest scene I've ever seen in a movie

yeah. it's pretty good.

hardly feels like woody allen at all

if you know any woman with a job, you are the biggest cuck in human history

10/10? I'm one of Scarjo's biggest fans, but she looked like a Hobbit in Under the Skin, bless her heart.

Maybe she was 10/10 in The Island.

Backs are highly underrated. Nothing quite like a good naked back.

Scarlett does indeed have a nice back

>I don't want the attention they were giving me.
>I want to be known for me, and my talent as an actor, not for my breasts.

>does nothing but post provocative photos and wears low cut tops since

I mean, at least she can wear that sort of shit now without having to worry about them falling out.

Have they never heard of alternate takes?

Easy,

Shes a Jew,
She's Short,
She's hideous without makeup,
She's pumped out kids,
She dropped a UN gig so she could keep her Israeli sodastream contract
Her acting sucks,
Seriously sucks,
All her fight scenes are shit,
She can't hold a gun.
She has Herpes,

If i came home to find her naked in my bed telling me i could do anything i wanted to her, I would throw her ass outta my house and burn that bed and everything she touched.

tell us how you really feel, user

I feel like what's his name made this movie just so he could do this with her.

quads quad confirm

Not sure if new or memeing

I got you

This is shopped.

Don's expressions are 10/10

bingobong'o is literally hotter than her in that pic

>all of them look at her ass
>all of them

How do they make these unshaked videos? Frame by frame rotation?

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*braaaaaaaaap*

more like ScarHo amirite

>pro tip:they dont feel like bags of sand
Pro tip: don't give pro tips about tits if you've never even touched one lmaoo

Delet this

No matter what happens with the rest of a woman's body, nice lips will always be nice lips

>At that age, she should have more "pert" boobs than that
Not when they're that size. Boobs that size that are still totally perky simply do not exist.

Hollywood is one hell of a drug

maybe, and lots of tracking

problem is they are always wearing pants

Wtf tiny, completely deflated and saggy

no way
NO FUCKING WAY
FEMINISM MUST BE PURGED

she was a full-blown titcow then. I know i'm the millionth to say this but fucking why

Was it confirmed that she had breast surgery?

No Satan just took her tits away one night because she didn't fulfill her part of the deal

No, it's literally a meme

>Satan

don't you mean Dan 'cock as wide as a can' Schneider?

pro tip:gain 300lbs and youll have free tits for lyfe

JGL is pretty clever, casting Scarjo in his movie.

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Did someone remove her kidney?

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i dont believe you

she isnt even that hot to me and i would consider myself lucky to be her chosen one

Then why did you kick her out of the bed before burning the bed?

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the initials (B)lack (D)ahlia have been carved into her flesh

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ok thx user

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>tattoo

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Yeah, her tattoos are unfortunate.

WHAT THE FUCK FIRST SHE GETS RID OF HER TITS NOW SHE GETS RID OF HER ABS AND WAIST? Pretty soon she's just gonna be a head walking around on feet.

>ywn see her "Lucky You" tattoo

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I always wondered what this was from.

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel.

I don't think it matters anymore. That Australian slag already ruined it.

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Where can I buy my wife a necklace like this? I want to cum on one.

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nigga you can see the push up through the dress

What a lucky cunt

If you think about it senpai, she did have a baby at the end of 2014, so if she's been breast feeding religiously the past 2 years of course they're gonna deflate. She prolly went hella weight loss after the pregnancy to boot.

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Because she forgot to lose weight. Put on more weight even.

What is the point of getting a breast reduction for """""health reasons""""" if you continue getting fatter?

MUH

look at his face, he knows it

Wonder bra is a push up bra. It doesn't make your tits bigger under the clothing, it just makes your cleavage look more impressive.

3 horny cucks argument
>b-b-but sh-she's hooooot ;_;

>ywn be the casting director who got to penetrate teen ScarJo for the first time.

Why live?

looks like a freaky sex mannequin

i meant the one lined with water or whatever to make them appear more natural.

No, my argument was literally if you hate her so much, why did you spare her life? Why didn't you set her on fire with the bed?

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dick goes here

holy fuck I was literally just about to post that
like literally

Reminder that prime ScarJo wanted to get nude in The Island in 2005 but Michael Bay said NO.

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Thora's tits were bigger, though.

Ariel Winter-tier

scarjo was never a pig though

>all these nearly-nude sex scenes
American actresses are so prudish

What's unknown is always more intriguing than what's known.

If everyone walked around naked all the time, like in the Amazon rainforest, nudity would have zero appeal.

>not pro tit
Embarrassing

I know but there's so many of these PG-13 sex scenes, a little actual nudity wouldn't hurt.

just fuck my shit up

Thin, short-haired Scarlett is GOAT. Literally GODDESS-Tier. Truly breathtaking beauty,grace and class. She doesnt need some lumps of fat to be sexy, she is inherently sexy

>white women

short-haired Scarlett is shit tier
you need glasses m8

No, she's always been able to pull off short hair.

kek... definitely

She looks about 40 in that pic, no thanks.

Wtf after 25 they might as well be 60

Fucking Clinton

>GODDESS-Tier.
>no tits

>you will never direct a movie for the sole purpose on doing stuff with your dream women

This should be illegal under the punishment of acid bath

Dude, she just needs to pull her pants down.

I cant explain it, when she had big tits and long hair, I used to fantasize about fucking the shit out of her. Ever since she cut her hair, when fapping to her, i imagine going down on her, servicing her pussy with love, while she runs her fingers through my hair and moans my name. Youre right user, she is more Patrician as a thin, short-haired beauty

>tfw comfy Scarlett thread

In all honesty she has always been a shit actress. Her tits were the only reason anyone watched her movies. Fucking can't stand her now. Literally ruined the avengers for me

>Literally ruined the avengers for me

If you like anything about the Avengers in the first place you're a dumb pleb that should run back to r*ddit

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user.. you're making me horny

>you will never kiss scarjo's neck and shoulders and upper chest and slowly work your way down

I always liked her lips too

>Oh user, it's been such a delight to wander this French vinyard with you, picking grapes. Let's go under the shade of the old oak there, where we can undress each other slowly before making love in the golden light of a Provencal afternoon. Later we can sit on the steps of the chateau and get ice cream while watching the sunset.

Great DSL on Scarjo.

My god

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My heart breaks at that photo.

Truly this universe was created by The Devil to torment me.

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MAKE IT STOP!

Honestly her body looks pretty gross and dumpy in under the skin

Yeah she waited too long to take it off.

>Oh user, this exhibition is so stimulating. You really know how to engage my brain. Let's steal away behind the Jeff Koons statue were we can have a swift, silent but oh-so-erotic sexual liaision as you electrifiy my body like you did my mind. Maybe someone will see us, but it would be even more thrilling for them to see me giving myself to you.

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this post made me become a virgin again

>Oh user, I didn't hear you come in. It's such good timing, I need somewhere to give me a gentle massage and sate the throbbing carnal ache that fills me. Please rub my feet and tell me I'm pretty and I'll do anything you want.

She excels in movies where she plays aloof and displaying subtle emotions with little dialogue, like Lost in Translation or Under the Skin, but not really where she has to go too dramatic or explosive, which are the movies you've probably seen the most.

She was great as Black Widow the first time she appeared in Iron Man 2, because she's mostly the "silent deadly" type, unfortunately latter movies tried to make her into a badass quip machine that just doesn't work.

that's more like it, although "throbbing carnal ache" is something only a true poet like George Lucas could write

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Plus that shitty Russian accent. I like ScarJo but that character annoys me.

user you're tearing me apart

and you're tearing apart muh dick with your accurate depictions of a date with ScarJo (or rather, I'm tearing it apart fapping to it)

I don't like her straight red hair as Black Widow.

It's been a great thread hasn't it

Jesus.

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Classic thread, Scarjo patricians.

wonder bra fags BTFO

I bet she takes fat shits