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What horror movies are you watching this weekend?

I just watched The Witch. Pretty solid. Don't Breathe was good, Lights Out wasn't as shitty as I thought it'd be.

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Just DLed Don't Breathe.

>watching crap movies for the sole purpose of getting scared
you need to be over 18 to post in this website friendo

This movie should not be classified as horror. Its more of a thriller/drama

Who mentioned anything about "getting scared", Mrs. Projectionist.

Kill yourself general faggot.

That's the only purpose of horror "films"

No artistic point of view
No critic about human condition
Horrid acting
Shitty and predictable plots
Mediocre directing

>babby strictly watches Kurosawa

Nah, that chink only makes boring movies

I thought that was pretty funny because I read hor like the word whore.

>being this obsessed with sex
Stopped the autist with homicidal tendencies

Watching Deliver Us From Evil right now and it's fucking awful.

Gimme some good werewolf movies. I've recently watched An American Werewolf in London, Ginger Snaps, and Dog Soldiers. Didn't much like Ginger Snaps' transformation being permanent.

You haven't seen The Howling yet? They made 5 of them.

The Howling was recommended along with the ones I did watch but I haven't seen it yet, no. Are the 4 sequels good too?

The first 2 were great, the rest where meh

Can confirm Howling 1 and 2 are great, but each for a different reason.

Hellraiser

What are some movies that are actually scary. Scary movies literally don't exist.

Whenever I try to find lists of "scariest movies of all time" I get shit like The Shining and The VVitch getting put on lists of the scariest movies. They're both great movies but not scary in the least.

>inb4 edge

>he hasnt watched a cronenberg film

Well there's always going to be a disconnect since you're watching it and not experiencing it. I thought the first two REC movies were decently scary. Blair Witch Project did a pretty good job with that too.

I watched Eraserhead and Suspiria so far, great movies.

How old are the people on this fucking board who think horror = scary?

Any self respecting adult shouldn't get scared by a film. Nobody. That shit is for children and emotionally stunted mouth breathers.

Horror movies are a very large catch all of movies containing unsettling images, blood and guts, psychologically revolting plots, rampaging murderers, monsters, and other such concepts and imagery.

Yes, there is overlap between horror and other genres--this is called REAL LIFE, where one accepts that overlap exists in almost all facets of life. Thrillers can be horror movies and vice versa. It's up to the categorizer to discern between the two, and you will see inconsitencies between different categorizers.

Fucking grow up, kids.

>I just watched The Witch. Pretty solid

when will this meme end ? It was very average.
You only thought it was scary because they play scary music during the whole movie

Gonna do a Cabin Fever and Blood od Dracula double feature tomorrow.

It's not scary but it's a good movie.

>Any self respecting adult shouldn't get scared by a film

>download The VVitch
>whole family is hyped for it
>we hear all these good reviews about it
>expect it to be sp00ky
>watch 20 mins and literally nothing happens
>cant understand a word anyone is saying
>turn it off once it gets to incest scene
>family movie night ruined

How does it feel to be a part of a family of plebs

He's not wrong
tense, nervous, disturbed, disgusted yes, but seriously not one get actually scared over this shit

Barney's Grand Adeventure

This. Some of these kids posting here don't understand that opinions differ between different people. Our future leaders, folks...

I'm pretty sure the baby is kidnapped, killed, and turned into broom polish in the first 10 minutes.

I want to marry Thomasin

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fucking quads of truth. i was watching this and getting uncomfortable at how cute i thought she was, then i saw she was likely 18 at the time of filming. *whew*

i'm sick of seeing you talk about the vvitch and it follows. These are shit films

did Thomasin actually know she was the witch in this scene or was it coincidence?

One of the cutest characters ive seen in a long time. i love her.

I liked the Green Inferno but nu Cred Forums losers hate it

Thomasin wasn't the witch in the movie. She becomes one at the end but she isn't the one most of the movie is about.

>she was the witch

But she wasn't the witch, she was just slowly tempted by..the devil? -to join the ranks of the blood covered naturist paratroopers. She showed some wickedness throughout: that scene above, not caring that her bro is peepin, yelling at the little ones...not big things, but subtle things. And then her whole family gets wiped out and that's that for her.

I'll watch whatever is on tcm.

yeah true.

i agree here as well, but i do think she was a witch towards the end.

Dont remember that tbch. Must have fell asleep

I went into Don't Breathe pretty convinced that the trailer had spoiled most of the plot for me. Holy smokes was I wrong. Great movie.

The Witch was fantastic too. If you like those two, then I assume you've also seen It Follows, and I'd also recommend Creep, The Borderlands (the 2013 film) The Descent, and maybe House of the Devil if you really like retro slow burners.

What's scary varies wildly from person to person of course, but the most scared I've ever been in a horror movie was the last 20 minutes of Willow Creek. Dunno if I can call that a recommendation though. It's a love-it-or-hate-it kinda movie, even if you already love found footage movies. I loved it.

Where do these plebs come from? Why do you all have such shit taste in horror movies?

are these discussions/movies not ''''kino'''' enough for you? fuck off lmao

I don't think you've ever watched a good horror film in your life. Do yourself a favor and watch Rosemary's Baby, hell, even The Exorcist. Retard.

The VVitch was just so goddamn mediocre. It's beautifully shot and executed and the acting gets major props for how authentically the dialogue is delivered, but the themes of the movie go basically nowhere and there is nothing to be taken from it: it's inspired by stories written almost half a millenium ago, and their aging really shows throughout the movie, to the point where it becomes difficult to invest yourself into the plot, since it's just random witchcraft happening strung one after another, with no real reason other than to freak you out. All of the characters deal with their struggle over their perceived sins, but none of that ever pays off and in the end you just feel like you're watching a slasher thriller, where the characters just get knocked off the story one by one in the most ridiculous and contrived ways possible.

Only really worth it to witness the birth of tumblr at the last shot.

>it's a slow burn
It's boring

Rec some stuff. Preferably not the same handful of movies everyone has already seen but keep getting recommended as if they're the only horror movies to exist.

What do you like?

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Anything coming up this Halloween?

>hide behind meme instead of offering a counterargument

Even Carrie shits on your shit post

There's another ouija board movie and a Tyler perry movie

Found footage stuff (Blair Witch Project, The Borderlands, VHS 1 and 2, REC 1 and 2, etc), The Witch, Southbound, The Thing, Hellraiser was surprisingly good, The Wailing, among a lot of other stuff that I've watched throughout the years.

>Found footage stuff

I didn't even see the first one.
Maybe they should make a spooky movie with card game instead of a board game.

Not all of it obviously. The Blair Witch movie that just came out was kind of weak for instance. So was VHS 3. Again though you're shitposting rather than recommending anything, Mr. Superior Taste.

why couldnt it be emilia clarke? she has a fat ass that would fit in perfectly with this movie

The best found footage movie is Noroi but that gets recommended all the time. Lifeforce has really good effects like the thing and it's a really wacky movie

Is the newer Town that Dreaded Sundown any good?

disgusting

I wanted to ask, why don't they make a movie based on the presidential election?
Then I remembered that the Simpsons already did.

For found footage, try Resolution (2012). It's been a while since I saw it, but I remember it being good and really inventive. Also Banshee Chapter, [REC], The Poughkeepsie Tapes (despite the shit acting), Home Movie (2008), The Taking of Deborah Logan, The Tunnel, and the aforementioned Willow Creek. Also I thought As Above, So Below was underrated.

I liked the first Evil Dead Trap. I might watch the sequel soon. I might watch Red Room too

Well user, you got the (You)s you wanted, but you still don't have friends

I'm still not seeing any recommendations besides this guy If you like some super artsy horror shit I'd be interested in that even. Liked a movie called the Werckmeister Harmonies, though it wasn't really a horror movie but I was recommended it as one.

Thanks, seen most of those but the others are on my list of things to watch. I just downloaded Willow Creek so I'm off to watch that even though it's apparently about bigfoot and that doesn't really seem like an interesting premise for a horror movie but oh well.

Saw starry eyes a few nights ago, fucking loved it. Which thrm led me to search on other's opinions and I came across some batehit conspiracy site that I spend hours reading.

My favorite part of Starry Eyes is you make it through the whole movie not thinking there's gonna be tits then at the very end there's tits, good tits, and it's splendid.

The last Italian movie I saw was Opera. I want to watch another good one

I could also watch Body Melt.

found footage is cancer
watch some videodrome, invasion of the body snatchers & re animator if you liked the thing
if you want something """"""""artsy"""""""", try santa sangre, funny games and repulsion

I started watching the Haunting a few days ago. I have to start over again and finish it.

>I don't like found footage.
ftfy

youtube.com/watch?v=86mDPE1le9E

name one found footage film that even comes close to them

The Christina Ricci one directed by wes craven, i forget the name, was alright. Jack Nicholson's Wolf? I also like the Underworld movies, although the werewolves are secondary characters there.

>Found footage
the only thing you haven't mentioned that I'd recommend is The Bay

Seen Reanimator and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Been meaning to watch Videodrome at some point. Found footage is just another way of making horror movies. It works for some, but not for others. Might as well complain that body horror movies or tortureporn exist (which people do), but it's stupid to complain about a subgenre that you don't like as if people are forcing you to watch them.

Seen it

Reanimator isn't even what I'd call a horror movie. Its tone is completely different from what I generally want when I watch horror movies. Not that it's not good but you might as well recommend What We Do In The Shadows. I didn't even find Invasion of the Body Snatchers that good either. It's a product of its time that I feel doesn't hold up these days really. Though I only watched the original, I think there was a more recent one. The Blair Witch Project is still great for found footage.

I want to fuck her ass

>implying you'll listen to an argument
My opinion is always going to be >than yours
Try to remember that

>when you find out she isn't a natural blonde

Watched Lights Out. Pretty much only watched it because the main chick is a qt

I couldn't stop thinking about how Bane would handle that situation though

You think darkness is your ally?

I was born in it. Molded by it.

Tomorrow I'll be watching The Mist, Night of the Living Dead, and Maniac.

I watched Let the Right One in two days ago. Pretty good, not at all scary or spooky except maybe the jar scene. More romance than anything

Maniac was pretty disappointing to be sempai.

Even the Howling 1 sucks but it has GOAT wolf effects. 2 is an insane joke of a film, worth watching though. 3 is literally nuts, like more crazy shit happens in it than the end of 2001. 4 is pure garbage except for one scene where a guy melts then a wolf skeleton rises out of the puddle and grows back tissue. 5 is comfy murder mystery in a snowy castle with great 80s atmosphere. 6 is pretty damn interesting and a cool take on werewolves. Haven't seen past that but there are like 2 or 3 more

Oh well

>I cannot write my name.

Was she illiterate?

This.

>counterargument

Can we add him to the long list of "Characters that did nothing wrong"?

His motives were all completely reasonable

no

I bet you sided with the roastie bitch that was okay with knowingly stealing from the disabled vet with a recently killed daughter

Is anyone here familiar with Hammer horror?
I'm downloading the first Frankenstein, Dracula, and Mummy films, but I'm not sure if I should bother with any of the sequels.

Watched The Shining yesterday. The good cut that doesn't have Wendy finding the skeletons or Scatman on the phone renting cars in Colorado. It's so much better. Without the scene where Danny is in bed and the doctor diagnoses his seizure, the scene ends with the elevator of blood image and then cuts straight to the family in the car going to the hotel. So much better.

I'm watching Army of Darkness and The Descent tonight. Beetlejuice, Fatal Frame, Sadako 3D, and the Witch later this week.

Hammer movies are pretty entertaining. They are more comfy than anything though, like the B&W Universal movies. Arguably the best one if their 1958 Dracula. Curse of Frankenstein is okay as is Revenge of Frankenstein. The Mummy is not quite as good. My favorite though is Twins of Evil.

Brides of Dracula is pretty decent as well.

Late Phases

The Living and the Dead.

Psychological horror. Fucking brutal.

>The Wailing

I watched this alone in bed last night.

Terrifying.

>this weekend
Shit. Uhhh... last night I didn't watch much of anything, fell asleep too early in, was mostly kid's stuff I think. Been doing a load of Halloween stuff this month.

Up next is Phantasm III, and later today I'll be watching Night of the Demons 2, Tales from the Hood, and Trilogy of Terror II.

Lots of sequels. You caught me late in my run.

I love the Karnstein movies. My fav is The Vampire Lovers, but Twins is great too. Lust has some great parts even if it's a little more unneven.

Captain Kronos is Vamp Hunting Kino.

I'm going to watch:

Inferno (I watch it a few times a year. I like it even more than Suspiria)
Halloween (Original)
Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie)

as far as movies I've never seen before, I'm watching Orphan and The Forest.

Have you seen the Ginger Snaps sequels?

Wolfen
youtu.be/w1BH0uPIruQ

>Gimme some good werewolf movies.
Gave the best ones, but I guess I'll second The Howling.

Also required viewing: The Wolf Man.

I also kind of liked Wolf, if you want to see Jack Nicholson as a lycanthrope.

I will only recommend Werewolf if you watch the MST3K version.

The Monster Squad is a bit of a mash-up but it's got a Wolf Man, and he's got nards.

Pretty much the sole reason I have a Halloween marathon this year is because I wanted to rewatch the Universal and Hammer films. It just sort of ballooned from there.

I haven't seen Dracula Untold yet but I'm a bit concerned with the remakes. Not so upset about a female Mummy - there have been female mummies in the old movies, and there are obviously female mummies in real life - but I'm still worried that they don't quite know what they're doing.

Ginger Snaps 2&3 (the change is still permanent though)
Silver Bullet
Big Bad Wolf (low budget, but interesting. The werewolf can still talk and has human intelligence)
Paul Naschy's numerous werewolff movies (he made 12, I think. Cheesy but fun as fuck)
The Howling series is hit or miss (mostly miss), but they can be fun if you like b-movies.
Howling 3 is hated, but I really liked it.
Never Cry Werewolf for a Fright Night/Werevolf movie with nina Dobrev and Kevin Sorbo. TV-tier, but fun.
Wolf with Jack Nicholson.
Trick r Treat (this is Halloween, after all, and it's my favorite werewolf transformation sequence ever put on film)

>favorite werewolf transformation sequence
I'd ask if it's because it involves naked women but honestly I think I agree. Very interesting way to go about it, and as much as I love An American Werewolf in London and Fright Night, it bothers me a bit just how long it takes to transform. Kind of holds back the pacing a bit.

It's the skin-shedding aspect of it. It's not new (I read a vampire book that had the vamp shed his skin after he first rose. The Journal of Edwin Underhill. Very underated book), but it was well done for the small budget they had.

who are you?

touching story tho

>so goddamn mediocre.
stay pleb, young loser.

I saw The Eyes Of My Mother earlier this week at the London Film Festival.

Most enjoyable horror movie I've seen in a while

Re-Animator

Don't breathe was a mediocre home invasion movie with reversed roles. I don't get the hype at all.

People need a theory to understand this movie which is completely plot.

It's so comedic I'm just finding it funny.

Noroi
Kairo
Texas Chainsaw Massacre

can name a few more if you like

There are two movies with that title and one tv-show. Wich one are you referring to?

watched this last night and was pleasantly surprised. I thought the "aftermath" scenes with the kids were unnecessary but the rest of the film was tense as fuck and the "because you were home" line sealed the deal for me.

what are some other good home invasion movies?

So thank you user who recommended this fine piece of Spookino.

Was a great little horror film. I liked how The true horror was how fucking awful Alzheimer is, to the point that it seems like a demonic possession. The actual supernatural parts were really fucking great as well .

Anyway I just finished watching through all the 1930s Monster Movies with Karloff/Lugosi

Can anyone reccomend me some good kinda cheesy horror films from the 70-80s? I am looking for some comfy horror with a bit of creepiness.

Already planning on watching The Gate tonight

>It's the skin-shedding aspect of it.
Thought so. Yeah, I thought it was a good change of pace. And, again, was better for actual pacing.

>home invasion
>good
It's always just a bunch of people being obnoxious, violent cunts, though.

Some """movies""" I watched this year:

Lights out 6/10 very average jump scare flick, boring ghost
Dont breathe 7/10 one of those heavily shilled ones, but not really horror, more action, nice cinematography tho
Wailing 9/10 one of my favorite horror movies, real comfy, makes your neurons fire multiple times
Invitation 5/10 flick from a chick director, really boring and predictable, unoriginal
Cloverfield lane 7/10 decent one, Waifu gives it +1, last 10 minutes make it worth it
Green room 7/10 enjoyable 80s style slasher with nazi waifu bonus
The Forest 5/10 meh story/acting, I always like movies set in the woods so that made it watchable for me
VVitch 7/10 decent movie, not really scary, sometimes slightly creepy
Shut in 5/10 very average home invasion movie, kinda boring and not scary
Aku no kyôten 8/10 really nice Slasher from Miike, loved the shotgun sfx
13 assassins 8/10 didnt watch this movie becaue I thought it would be people flying trhough the air, but turns out that it was some really nice gritty samurai slasher

anyone watched this?
imdb.com/title/tt2125650/

>It's always just a bunch of people being obnoxious, violent cunts, though.

obnoxious, violent cunts are the people you have to worry about in real life, though. you don't have to personally wrong someone or be involved in shady business. simply existing is enough reason for someone to break into your home and brutally murder you. other subgenres of horror are more imaginative and what not, but sometimes I just like a basic murder plot.

I've somehow never seen Funny Games but I have the original version downloading now.

2006 movie.

Watched this.
Enjoyed it.
Oh well.

funny games was great imo
I get people are all upset about getting some pretentious lecture from haneke, but the acting and the realism of it was superb

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Kill List is pretty good. More of a thriller though

>last 10 minutes make it worth it

Those were the worst moments of the movie by far. Tacked on schlock for retards who wanted to just rewatch Cloverfield

Nothing will scare a faggot like you, go watch the news instead. You clearly have no imagination or ability to lose yourself in fiction, only things that directly effect you will scare you. Begone.

i didnt even watch the 1st movie and I have a girls in gasmasks fetish so...

Yes.
It's a pretty solid remake/reboot in the same way as Jurassic World.
It uses the old movie to retread some things and expand a bit on the original.

Howl, Howling, Monster Squad

Curse.
If you can find it, the unrated version/directors cut is much better as it left in all the blood, gore and swearing that they cut out to make it PG-13.

Going to go through all the remastered Phantasm movies.
The Blob remake.
The Wailing.
There's a new anthology called Patient Seven that just came out.

I recommend I am Not a Serial Killer if you want a pretty interesting murder mystery that was not at all what I was expecting.

The Neighbor is pretty good, although it's presented as another "The Collector" but it's really really not. Has the lead from Starry Eyes in it.

Mind's Eye was overrated and not nearly as good as it should have been.

imdb.com/title/tt3243464/

serial killer kino

imdb.com/title/tt1068961/

SPOILER kino

>Crused
Sorry.

Just watched 'Holidays' on Normieflix and I have to say that most of the bits were quite the works of kino

Saint Patrick's Day had a fantastic sense of humor and I was really impressed by the aesthetics of Father's Day

Many of the bits had a great synthwave soundtrack that definitely improved the experience for me

The one bit I have to go out of my way to criticize is Kevin Smith's Halloween segment, which was ironically the worst. It failed to innovate either conceptually or aesthetically and had the most glaring plot hole I've seen in ages. Why didn't he just cut the cord? I can assure you that faced with the dilemma of cutting his junk off, there isn't a single man on the planet with a double digit IQ who wouldn't think to cut the cord first, especially given that it's already in the vicinity of the knife. Maybe the character is just supposed to be an idiot, but that wasn't adequately established. Either way, it doesn't detract from the brilliance of some of the other bits.

The one other thing that I would have loved is a bit more continuity. There were the card transitions, but for me it definitely would have helped to have some sort of wink-wink-nudge-nudge narrator or recurring character to tie everything together and add a bit of fourth wall breaking humor, although this is a personal preference.

Most horror movies are shit, even the 'good' ones like the witch are shit compared to real film

>failed to innovate either conceptually or aesthetically
-_-

Are you talking about the original or the remake with Elijah Wood?

Do you even live deliciously, bro?

Are you defending Kevin Smith or just mocking me for my pretentious language?

A number of the other segments were interesting in terms of subject matter and especially the sense of humor that it was presented with. In cases where the ideas weren't original, the segment usually had the decency to adopt its own aesthetic style that I found engrossing (perhaps simply because the synthwave aesthetic frequently chosen is among my favourites).

Maybe the word innovate was a little strong, but I mostly just wanted to call Kevin Smith a tool.

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>I just watched The Witch.
I tried to watch this, but got bored it was too slow

There is no direct comparison because found footage and traditional films mostly have different objectives. For me, a good FF movie is just a much more visceral experience. A traditional horror film usually abides by the established rules of pacing, story structure and cinematography. These can obviously work in the movie's favor, but they also provide a level of predictability and detachment that you don't get as much of in a FF movie.

No. Everyone in that movie did something wrong.

>So thank you user who recommended this fine piece of Spookino
You're welcome!

Oh hey I watched The Witch last night, I liked it

Where2cop Don't Breathe?

>Must have fell asleep
Do you have narcolepsy? That happens in the first 10-15 minutes. No wonder you were fucking bored

>obnoxious, violent cunts are the people you have to worry about in real life, though.
Then I'll watch the news for scares.
>realism
>one of them actually rewinds the fucking movie
It was shit.

To be fair, though, I only really like supernatural horror.

>no mention of this eerie motherfucker
On netflix right now and scary as all fuck

Good choice, didn't expect much from the movie but ended up really enjoying it.

I watched it a few days ago. I thought it was great.

So he really killed the asian cutie I guess...

Braindead/Dead Alive

To some extent, yeah, Remember this movie takes place in the 1600s.

More of a period piece

What a bitch this guy

you know absolutely nothing. there's a difference between horror films and cheap jumpscare films. nobody waches Horror to get scared, and as for "no critic about the human condition" it's literally the opposite, go watch more films, you need to be over 18 to post on this website, friendo.

The 1980 version, I'm watch it tonight. As for Night of the Living Dead I'm watching the 1990 version because I've never seen it.

His segment is universally panned.
I have yet to read a review of Holidays from anyone that doesn't point it out as the one major blight on the whole anthology.

The man got HALLOWEEN as the subject of a horror anthology and he managed to fuck it up.

That dont breathe film was pretty stupid but was alright

check out return of the night of the living dead

Something like that, the zombies actually say "Brains" in it

>Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie)

But why?

>Phillip's lines at the end
Shit was mega-creepy

The opening to that movie is great.

The rest...well...

>the gate
>return of the living dead
>V/H/S
>Rosmary's Baby
>American werewolf in london
>Zombi
>WNUF halloween special
>possession
>nightmare on elm street
>new nightmare
I fucking love spooktober.

>slowly tempted by..the devil?
No. Her family self destructed and she was left with no alternative besides die in the wild, or live deliciously.

>Been meaning to watch Videodrome at some point.
Nigger get off Cred Forums now and go watch it.

Wolf cop. Recent B-movie schlock with gore, tits, and humor. Good pallet cleanser between spoopy movies.

What are some movies that are more on the "quiet menace, spooky, dread-filled" side of horror?

I miss gore-schlock maven Jackson.

>Trick r Treat
>Fright Night
comfiest halloween stuff desu

What did you guys think of The Ninth Gate?

Based Polanski does it again. Also: longest opening titles ever. It even takes forever when you're fast forwarding through them.

I'm looking for horror movies that are good for a group. Some good ones in the past have been V/H/S, All Hallow's Eve, Tales of Halloween... and even Holidays was alright. Mix of cheese, gross-out, gory, scary, jumpy, and the like.

I find these always work out better on Halloween Night than the slow-burns, which I am fond of usually.

Trick r treat all the way m8

I want kids like you to leave.

train to busan

10/10 laughs all round

If you could only imagine how much I give a fuck.

i thought lights out was pretty good and dont breathe wasnt too bad

I just watched Dark Skies and the atmosphere of it all was done pretty good. Any similar horror movies out lately?

My favorite part of dark skies is how the ayy lmaos mindfuck. I love horror where your own perceptions become the enemy.

There is Occulus, I personally felt like it was a big let down, but people seemed to have liked it so maybe give that a chance.

Thanks for explaining in detail why you're a pleb

rest of the month

17. exorcist
18.
19. hi 5
20.
21.
22. buffy
23. hi 6
24.
25.
26. conjuring
27. home improvement 7
28. trick r treat
29. buffy omwf
30. cabin
31. halloween

blank days are just anything I feel like

pls help

and HI is home improvement, the halloween episodes

I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD

>blair witch project
>scary
seriously...what?
i almost slept through the whole movie it was so boring

Tell me Cred Forums, what makes horrors so rewatchable?

It Follows.

> No critic about human condition
Someone clearly can't decipher deeper meanings in films without Tony Zhou holding his hand. Read a book you fucker!

horror films are the purest form of cinema there is

That,s a meme copypasta, right? You can,t be so stupid... Also, enjoy your You.

Lights Out was alright.
Don't Breathe was great until the end. It would've been great if all the thieves died, or it ended with the girl getting locked in those chains, then he just turned out the light and left her down there screaming.

I've been meaning to watch Men Behind the Sun for a long time, not precisely horror I guess.

Watched Don't Breathe and Lights Out this weekend and they were both decent. I'm mostly a found footage junky, but I can't find anything decent to watch anymore.

Love it.

>blair witch
fun film that was pretty dumb but it had it's moments. first quarter of the movie made me dizzy, got much better later on
>dont breathe
one of the best movies i've seen this year, i went in thinking it was a horror movie (didnt watch a trailer or anything) and came out very pleased
>witch
being from NE movie was very enjoyable, reading peoples' takes on the ending was nice
aside from impregnating the chick everything was justified. he boarded up the house before knowing there were others inside. speaking of which, when he touched the shoe the entire theater jumped

To the user in the last thread yesterday, I also identify with the son. I'm not that fucked up, but my mom isn't getting any younger and is having some health issues and I am scared shitless that some day she will depend on me utterly and I have my doubts that I'll be able to take care of her properly. That shit wrecked me.

Picture is my month so far. My favorite so far was Son of Frankenstein. Lugosi was at his best as the demented Ygor.
>This is place of the dead. We're all dead here.
And fans of Young Frankenstein will recognize the policeman with the ratchety mechanical arm.

Raw was also great. I dunno about people fainting. Sounds like hype to me, but it was a great movie.

didn't see the other two movies you mentioned but The Witch was class.

>Father's Day best. Halloween worst.
My thoughts exactly. Was incredibly impressed with Father's Day until the ending. Several good bits had WTF endings, but it is still one of the better anthology films to come along lately.

Just saw Basket Case and Frankenhooker as a double feature. Good lord I almost passed out laughing.

Pretty mediocre IMO, but had some creepy moments, and she was pdqt.

>What horror movies are you watching this weekend?
i watch Odishon yesterday i didnt expect another Mulholland Drive

God tier horror/comedy. NZ excels at that shit.
Housebound
Deathgasm
WWDitS

Basket Case freaked me out when I saw it as a kid. I was always scared that fucker would be hiding in the toilet and when I pulled the seat up he'd jump out and grab my balls.

so, nothing then.

Horrific and pretty good, actually. Worlds better than Philosophy of a Knife.

Also not true. Dirty chinese propaganda

>Also not true
What exactly are you referring to with the "also" as well as the "not true?"

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I wish I could go back and see that for the first time again.

bump

this movie was the most fucking awful piece of generic found footage garbage I've ever seen

You have shit fucking taste then kid. It literally was 2deep4u

Try "the beyond" by Lucio Fulcci, it's pretty neat

Normally I'd have a bunch of horror movies downloaded and ready to go for October, but my HDD space is really scarce this year, so I've been leaning heavily on TCM. They're just starting a Hammer Frankenstein double feature right now, and they're showing old Japanese horror all night after that.

Grave (2016)
You've seen it on a festival right?
I'm a bit eager to see that one

Bought tickets and saw it like any other movie, but it was a one time screening as part of the Beyond Fest in LA. West coast US premiere, even. Was excellent all around.

Slumber Party Massacre

Alot more nudity than I was expecting but good overall

Seeing at the Philly Fim Festival next sunday

Am i in for a spook?

I watched the ghost and the darkness

Watched Don't Breathe last night

what the hell I usually use horror movies to fall asleep cause 99% of them are trash, but I found myself clenching my teeth for half of that.

I watched The House on Sorority Row, Lake Nowhere, and We Are What We Are. I think tonight I'm going to watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first time.

Old or new?

Old. I only recently got really into horror so there are still several classics I still need to see.

Well, then, so you are in for one of the very few legitimate masterpieces in the genre

In some other resident evil thread (I think) earlier today someone reccomended Infini because it was similar to event horizon. It's fucking fantastic, does what event horizon did scary, and made it way better. Great sets, acting, and spooks. Thanks user. It's on netflix if you guys want to see it.

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I don't know. It felt like a bait and switch with the opening scenes spending so much time on the idea of translation errors, and how they teleport people, identity issues, etc. And then... its just a god zombies in space.

I see what you mean, I felt the same way. In the end I accept it as not the focus of the film, and as a very neat and unnerving sci fi aspect (their teleportation sequences were very anxious and built tension) If I accept interesting technology in sci fi movies, I can accept it in a horror movie. If the rest of the movie couldn't deliver, then it would have all failed anyways. That's my review of it anyways. I also love how the movie [spoilers] every character gets infected, which would be like a zombie movie about everyone turning, zero chance of survival. I found that incredibly interesting.

I think it bothered me because I fucking WANT a movie about that really bad. The closest thing I get is that episode of the outer limits with the dinosaurs on the moon teleporting people.

that doom movie has some elements of such. That's the only thing that comes to my mind.

>OMG I DON'T KNOW HOW TO END A MOVIE: the movie

>Don't Breathe was good
>a group of young people try, and repeatedly fail, to escape a blind old man for an hour and a half

I bet it was really easy for you to identify with that friendzoned thirtsy numale, too. I hope you're 14, tops

but she's right

Hey /hor/, I've missed you so. Gonna watch Kurutta ippêji now and Goke tomorrow.

Wrong

Been doing that but annoyingly it's been interrupted by dumb shit like "Trailblazing Women in Film" or racing movies. At least they had Christopher Lee for "Actor of the Month", he made some great films with Cushing.

Creep is disturbing. Not sure about "scary," but very unsettling.

Rosemary's baby is scary.

Bird With the Crystal Plumage by Argento. Pretty much invented Giallo with that one. Check it out.

This

It was a horrible horrible film. Only good part was the pitch black stuff.

The necrophiliac goth girl from You're Next was pretty spooky.

Currently watching All the Colors of the Dark. It's about average for Italian horror: short on everything but what you see on the screen, but when the star is Edwige Fenech, moglie mio, I can just be enthralled by her overbite for 90 mins.

Just watched Kiss Of The Damned.
I want to suck a fart out of Roxane Mesquidas ass so bad.
Why are French women allowed to be so beautiful?

She looks like she has down syndrome

I think that's one of the better gialli. She goes to a black mass, drinks blood, and gets the train run on her, all to a wild Morricone score. That's some classic Euro-shlock.

Forgot to mention couple of my favorites:
Profondo rosso
Pensione paura

Just finished. Was breddy gud. God, she is so hot.

death to videodrome
long live the new flesh

>a wild Morricone score
Not according to the credits.

Based James

Watched evil dead 1, 2 and The Thing

I thought it was Morricone. Maybe not. I remember some funky psych jam during the black mass scene. It was a cool score either way.

The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh or whatever it's called is another good Feneche giallo if you haven't seen it yet.

Just showed my roommate Eraserhead. Been trying to watch something horror related every day in Oct

What are some comfy halloween atmosphere kinos?

Nothing I've seen quite captures the vibe of that night like Halloween. (Halloween III sucked dick so I don't wanna hear it)

Donnie Darko comes close I guess. It Follows has its moments.

Trick R Treat obviously

Damn, I don't know what I'd do without your deep Halloween cinematic knowledge

I never would've found the #1 film that everyone associates with Halloween vibes

You guys ever watch Habit from 1997? Its an interesting take on the vampire genre, more like a drug trip than scary. Saw it years ago as a kid.

Hey I said obviously didn't I? Donnie Darko and It Follows are so far off the mark I thought maybe you haven't seen it or you'd mention it.

Personally I think Hammer movies and certain Italian horror like some of the Gothic stuff and especially Bava and Argento are the comfiest movies for Halloween. None of those actually deal with the holiday Halloween... but they're comfy and capture the aesthetic. Bava/Argento colors are what I think of when I think of a "halloween" aesthetic.

literally any 70s-early 80s horror

There are autumnal aspects of It Follows and Donnie Darko literally takes place on Halloween, dipshit

Black Sabbath and Black Sunday are the two Bava films I know of and they both seem boring as shit. I should've said a suburban Halloween atmosphere, fuck gothic castles or whatever you're trying to sell me.

Suspiria made me fall asleep. Are any others any good?

Hammer is alright, I liked The Devil Rides Out
Will look into The Curse of the Crimson Altar and To the Devil a Daughter.

Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. The last four I've watched didn't qualify, so it must not be "literally any"
I watched Black Christmas last night and it seemed more effective as a Christmas movie.
Don't Look Now didn't.
The Hills Have Eyes didn't.
White Dog didn't.

wew lad

>gets suggestions
>complains

Take two seconds and look for yourself if you don't like what people are suggesting you.
Citing It Follows as a movie with a fall aesthetic seems retarded anyways.
There's a fucking beach scene.

Anyways the first Ginger Snaps movie is a suburban horror movie set in and around Halloween so try that.

Some of my favorite Halloween movies:

Tales of Halloween (2015)
Murder Party (2007)
Satan's Little Helper (2004)
Ghostwatch (1992 TV Movie)
Idle Hands (1999)
Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981 TV Movie)
Night of the Demons (1988)

>Ginger Snaps
Crap forgot that.
>Corn syrup, Daddy. Want some?

dog soldiers is werewolf kino

>vvitch
>movie about sin
>you don't get to see underage tits

Those three are my favorites. Lots of good responses, from which the only one missing is When Animals Dream (2014). 6/10.

None. Horror is garbage genre for idiots with no taste who probably watch capeshit too.
Even its "classics" are so embarrassingly bad. I hope it dies off just like westerns did.

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>having to be this desperate to bump a thread

>horrorniggers incapable of handling the truth
Go jerk off to giallo (i.e. a genre anyone with taste would consider a comedy)

Watching Resident Evil for fun with my bf tomorrow then I'm going to rim his ass until he's begging for my big white cock.

The Witch was massively underrated.

Oh, if I'm mistaken and you're actually another of the retarded autists who come into these threads trying to create heavy drama with hot and edgy opinions, then I'm deeply sorry.
Keep up, champ

Feel sorry for yourself.
It's your shit taste, not mine.

Has anyone seen this yet?

no, what's it like

Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman has awesome Werewolves in it.

Fun movie all-around, too.

>all the banter between trolls who didn't get it and pretentious people on IMDB

Read the fucking byline. It's worse than hell.

Really want to see this. Didn't it get a couple of showings at indie festivals?

Inland Empire! Its not even a horror film. If you like Lynch and/or are up for watching 3 hours of surreal, non linear arthouse, you'll be treated with one of the most terrific spooks of all time.

Terry Crews even has a strange cameo

Very good, sweet and emotional film. Bullies were a bit overly savage now that I look back, you can tell the writer was pushed up to one too many lockers in school.

>bullies overly savage

Are you serious?

yep
just that, no release date yet

Shame. I've been looking forward to seeing it for a long time. Hopefully it gets out there soon.

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this is more of like a "is this how it's going to be? I 'm out" gif.

But thanks for watching that movie.

Captifs was comfy.

Watched Grave Encounters and The Taking of Deborah Logan last night

Both were found footage kino

Grave Encounters really surprised me. Pretty good. Devil's Pass is also great found footage.

That was the "scariest" thing I've seen in a movie all year.

I often find movies that are, essentially, all build-up to one specific scare like that one (another example would be Lake Mungo) are the ones that actually get me.

That moment with her face made me actively recoil, it was great.

What made Grave Encounters so spooky for me was how hopeless their situation was and how it defied all logic and reason. They're at the mercy of forces not bound by reality, truly terrifying.


Same reason Blair With Project was so scary

Wer, is a great take on the werewolf: its neo-realism applied to the werewolf myth (like Nolan did for batman): what if werewolves were real? you wouldnt have a guy turning into a wolf...its pretty good.

Wer, by william brent