SNL General

any working streams for a poor canacuck who can't stream off NBC's website?

Post nudes

So how bad will the opening be when the election is over?

Link to stream?

Mate, get an antenna. Are you that poor?

>unironically the highlight of my week
Isn't it tho
Right there with you

>cecily in that wig

god

DAMN

That is horrifyingly relatable.

Can't wait for Bobby as Ken Bone.

It will still be good because they will still have Baldwin every week since Trump will win.

>actually, literally believing this

LOL

>not remotely camera ready

Ain't that the truth.

>Live stream unavailable in your area
Fuck

Bobby Bone!

Baldwin's mannerisms are pretty good, especially the lip frowns

Why does Cecily sound like she's about to cry?

>mistresses

she's doing a pretty good impression of martha raddatz

+1 :)

That was actually pretty funny.

Its funny because its true.

ITS KEN BONE!!!!

haha le epic red sweater guy

I'm not sure what I expected.

ding ding ding

Ken bone epin lol

YOU READY FOR THIS!

Mooney is money

inb4 singing monologue

>there are people in this world who still watch saturday night live
>you share a board with them

You Emily blunt will reference the office or jan?

She just played that sing maid so...

SHOULDN'T YOU BE REHEARSING YOUR ONE TYPE OF CHARACTER, MOONEY?

YOU SHOULD BE PRACTICING BEING A VAGUELY NEW YORK, VAGUELY ITALIAN SARCASTIC QUIRKY GUY INSTEAD OF POSTING ON Cred Forums

Bruno Mars is pretty cool as far as top 40 pop goes

They won't do that two weeks in a row.

He needs to be in more skips ťbh

desu I have no idea who emily blunt is besides she's a sweet piece of ass

>blond

D R O P P E D

Spoke too soon, buddy.

>monologue song

Clockwork.

Welp.

Looks like you guessed right.

rekt bitch

well fuck

She cucked Jenna Fisher

>it's a musical monologue with appearances from cast members

Every time

>its a musical monologue

Cute doggos

D'AWWWWWWW!

Damn, Cecily fat

Well, those puppers are pretty cute.

Cecily looks great pregnant

that_one_twitter_picture.jpg

Is Cecily pregnant?

Why do my hangovers now last 12+ hours after I wake up bros?

>Judy Garland died of a drug overdose
sorry to be Debbie Downer

>that new chick
muh villapeñor

What dirt does Pete Davidson have on Lorne Michaels that allows him to be on this show?

You aren't starting drinking again soon enough

You're getting older my man. Sorry

That woman cannot sing

Drink a glass of water like once you fucking cretin.

Yeah that kinda sucks.

Hehehe that's one way of handling it XD

Are you a lightweight?
Do you drink often?
Those factors and more, up at 11.
No really, those may be your problem areas.

Nothing. He's there out of pity because muh dad died on 9/11

>SNL's laziness and lack of originality scored me some free (You)s

>Bad Santa 2

Did anyone ask for this?

God I hate pete davidson with his air jordans. I wish I was on SNL at 22 and not sitting here sober watching some shitty variety show no joke bullshit reeeee

Naproxen, weed and Mcdonald's is pretty dope for hangovers though :P

My theory on the over-abundance of musical monologues is that the hosts demand them. I imagine actors like showing off their pipes because it diversifies their acting portfolio or w/e. Basically just shilling for themselves.

another shit episode incoming
who else is gonna turn and watch JJBA?

He apparently has a pretty moderate fan base from standup and being on guycode.
I hear.

Last week was inevitable and at least made the most sense compared to previous musical monologues.

>leslie jones as an escort

Yeah like 10 years ago

>Tom Hanks hosting next week

tfw there won't be an animatronic sketch

SHE'S SO BIG

...

Hader did it best

>we're gonna be getting a Sully parody instead

I want to put things in Emily's mouth.

>leslie jones in the first sketch
gonna be a shit night lads

I was mixing vodka with gatorade.

I had 13 1.5oz shots of vodka last night and still feel awful

>Leslie Jones

I'd ask for a refund.

I would want to do a musical monologue if I ever got to host, though I'm not the best singer.
I wish I could do America from West Side Story, but I'm not Puerto Rican.

I used to go with Wendy's chili before I went full blown daily drinking

this is so awful

>tfw my favorite SNL meme is dead

SHE'S SO STRONG

These are supposed to be the Trump kids right?

that wasn't even a good Stewie impression

Why Leslie instead of Sasheer? Why is she hardly used? Did she gross out Lorne with her weird scarred arms one too many times?

>shitty premise they do 3 times a show and Leslie is supposed to be hot
primo snl tho Emily is very hot

Wow, Leslie's cue card guy is slow tonight

>tfw lost my GIF of him in my folders somewhere

These two new guys, Mikey Day and whatshisname, sure are getting a lot of work early in the season. I think these guys have gotten more sketches so far than Rudnitsky got all last season.

This is my first time watching SNL.

Where are the jokes? When does it get funny?

Seriously?

don't care about escort emily's quirks

would still bang without abandon

Go look for it. Don't post again until you find it.

Harambe is getting way too much time this year

Nowhere and never.

>Breaking already

Nice Emily

fucking hell man, one thing is for sure, drugs are totally epic *hits the bong* *licks his paw*

>losing your virginity to Leslie Jones
Pls no

Sasheer is comedy blackhole.
Leslie can be funny sometimes.

Crisis averted, thanks for the motivation!

We don't watch this show for jokes, we watch it to have our political opinions validated by the weekend update guys

>family guy references

GEE LOIS, THAT SKETCH WAS WORSE THAN THAT TIME I DROPPED AN F BOMB LIVE ON SNL

Must they do a Melania sketch every fucking episode????

Excellent. You've done well user.

This isn't funny either.

I don't understand a word of this

this desu

without their informed opinions I wouldn't know anything!

Yeah it's like compassion time. Poor ape got fucked on social networks so we gotta put her on screen more.

My god, they're even doing the girl rap sketch two weeks in a row too.

Is this some Beyonce song or something?

Hader was THE shit.

Where is this laughter being piped in from?

What's he even doing now?

and that is why cuckwork TV is thankfully dying

oh this is a beyonce parody

i just got it

Archived footage from SNL circa late 80s

Not much in the past years really... He did stuff on IFC and now he got a show on HBO which sounds cool at least: deadline.com/2016/06/bill-hader-barry-hitman-comedy-series-hbo-1201766406/

saw him on that fake doc show in sundance? or ifc?

>4 weeks, 4 episodes in a row without a break

Man this episode is bad enough already. The writers are clearly on fumes. I'm scared for next week but hopefully they bring out their A material for Hanks.

Fuck me. I thought that was her that got fired. She recovered well though. Getting BLEACHED by captain america and such.

You'd think they'd spend the 5 months they have off on coming up with decent material for the show.

Last week was honestly 10/10 ep except all the fucking conservative tears drowning the thread

You do know that a large portion of the content is based on what happened THAT WEEK, right?

Yeah:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxsmWxxouIM

No worries see its shit, they're lazy

is qua kino?

All right, this actually got me.

What are you even talking about?

Does she not know how to do an American accent?

yeah except weekend update and the music and the last 6 sketches

I'd place it above 'flick', really.

I do like the self-referential shit
but I do wish they listened to themselves a little

Aside from the cold open and WU, not really. Most of it is original concept sketches like what you're seeing now.

> Starting the show with calling Hillary "president"
> Objectivity
> None
Last week was horrible as this week is.

Hes dating larry davids daughter

They just can't end sketches well.

>Chonk

Lel

CHONK

>you will never chonk vanessa

The whole fucking movie in a trailer, I swear

Okay, I laughed at that.

>HEAD TO TOE CHONK

Meh, arrival looks kind of average guys. The director is good so I'll go off of that.

>That cunny in those black legging

Why was the ass so nice? They couldn't find an anorexic little girl?

>and try our menswear store: normal clothes

Tippity top kek

>Trump Ad

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS IT JUST FANTA SEA

He's not gonna do a Spotify sketch again, right?

Well, this is different

Anorexic girls don't shop at lil CHONK

>shorts
nice try bruno

your local station

Me in the Mets shirt

Well, this is certainly a new approach to the musical acts.

This is one elaborate musical number. I kind of appreciate the unconventionality. I just wish he wasn't doing this pseudo-rap thing.

Holy shit it's Eazy-E

The other dude is wearing leather shorts

he;s obviously lip synching. this is terrible

>Bruno is the only act in a long time that they actually put effort into

This shit was old ten years ago.

>user turn your stupid tv show off and come party with us!

What was?

absolutely_disgusting.jpg

Prepare for Hilary shilling

No thanks I don't want to get Hep C.

Prepare for conservashit mad

Fucking hell.

The jokes are shit, bro

Jokes are terrible.

More soapboxing.

>0% with minorities

Pretty sure he's doing better than both of Obama's opponents. Plus Poo in Loos love him

>Wikileaks mention
Colin Jost will be having an "accident" soon

Is Weekend Update doing jokes or political analysis? Cause this shit isn't funny at all.

Was there a point to showing that map of the US?

shit, I need that screenshot

Olya!

>Kate McKinnon will never hold you against her bosom

Why even live?

They're better off finding goofy news reports at least it would be interesting.

I can't believe people look to this for political views

wtf was that redneck shit we're definitely going to war with russia?
Fuck you NBC I aint going to war you bitch

I heard a hiss during the war part too

Great, time to joke about wikileaks and not give any attention to all the blatant corruption and collusion that they've revealed. It's Russia that's the bad guys goys! Don't pay attention to what's in the e-mails!

He called all soldiers poor rednecks

Old man from Up is actually a huge liberal in real life.

This.

Touching sensible subjects like the Podesta emails in a totally useless and informationless way.

I would never thought I'd say this but I miss Seth Meyer's weekend updates.

"When we go to war with russia I need all you rednecks fighting for my black ass, no liberals fighting!"

This is what I just heard on TV. They dismiss us as ignorant and backwater... and then expect us to pick up arms for them?

>kate mckinnon will never tickle your nose then kiss your cheek

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

Explains why liberals like to start wars.

SWEDEN YES

>SWEDEN

Colin Jost has the personality of a slice of bread

He made war with russia seem like an inevitability. I have more respect for stupid rednecks than holier than thou intellectuals

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

NEWS

TALKIN' 'BOUT NEEEEWWS

I fucking love Laura.

W A I F U
A
I
F
U

Disney XD!

This is my favorite Vanessa character

>second highest rape right in the world
>best country for young girls
>mfw

L O L I
O
L
I

>From this network!

Ha.

Finally something funny! :D

this character isn't always funny, but she's on point tonight

Seth is doing a terrible job with the political segment in his show. Hg couldn't even give Trump a compliment when he hit Hilary with the "you'd be in jail" bit

HELLO REBBIT

hey what's up, Cred Forums

I can safely say I'd molest Vanessa knowing it will never show up on Reddit if I become famous

I don't understand this character. What's her fucking problem?

I guess this is her last episode

Hi.

How is everything?

Pretty sure she shouldnt have said that

Not the first time they've mocked NBC.

Apologize.

I'd buy her some furniture and fruit bouquet, if you know what I mean

I'm getting really sick of Che's smug nigger routine

I'm waiting for them to mercilessly mock "This is Us."

Vanessa Bayer is actually funny, but she has the worst reoccurring characters in all of comedy history.

>tfw love Laura but she serves as a stark reminder Seth took Jacob with him when he left

why is pete davidson ever in sketches

>Walk on the Wild Side in a phone ad
>censor that the song is about transvestites and gay prostitutes, and the line about "colored girls"

Who /JoJo/ here?

Yeah that's all I've been thinking about, she really never did that character again since he left right?

So this is how they're compensating for less commercial time. More in-show corporate shilling.

Not gonna happen

This is hell.

You can tell Davidson was laughing at the Muppet bit

Is this an ad? It must be right, or else they would just use a fake restaurant
Awful nonetheless

He smiles or laughs at everything. He's awful.

Don't think so, no.

>cheetos fries really exist

They admitted this

Nah we even seen the burger king ad at the end! Total ad!

>dude sinks lmao

>sink
Inb404

My friends just put this exact sink in the house they're building.

That's a shame. They have the perfect cast for it. Maybe once it gets more established. It's obviously the network darling for this season.

wtf I love sinks now

Gargling is my fetish

these days? as if.

>it's a "we let the actress non-comedic host come up with a bit" sketch
was there a joke there?

Was there a secret image in that sink?

Here she is in 2015.

youtube.com/watch?v=PGrhNx1XOdQ

The character is not retired.

And they're the most disgusting thing ever.

It looks like a splash of water.

Those are not the fries, those are the mac bites that were discontinued a few weeks after they started. The fries are new.

Cool! Happy she's still doing it!

We /honda/ now

Oh that's even better! :-/

sploosh

I'm not sure I exactly understand this.

Kate is getting turned on from this

>trying to make kate break

SHE WON'T DO IT

How moist is kate mckinnon right now?

I stand corrected. Still not as often as I'd like.

DOOD

So terrible

NO DISASSEMBLE

IM A LOUD BLACK LADY tech department flavor this episode

Aquaman would drown.

do you think she wants emily's quesadilla?

Who /Timeless/ here?

This is genuinely one of the worst episodes I've seen in a while. "Chonk" was okay but that's it. Hopefully they come up with something decent in the last 10 minutes.

Tasty, cheesy, gooey quesadilla

Am I literally the only human bean that doesn't like Bruno mars?

My mom is...

can barely hear him, already took out his ear piece

why is snl so shitty with audio for the fucking music guest it always happens

U a good sun

>tfw I wanted to watch a planet earth episode but watched this shit instead.
What's a good PE episode? I also wanted to watch The Hunt but can't find it anywhere

As far as top 40 pop goes, I think he's pretty good

I'm not a fan but i can respect him. It can't be easy for a manlet to make it as far as he has

No I hate his guts too. He has some pipes but I hate his guts anyway.

aw boi

>scottish cecily
muh dingaroo

>Joe "Likes 'em when they're bitin and fightin'" Biden. On Fallon.

DUDE BREXITERS ARE DUMB LMAO

OI M8

vodlocker is your friend

any britfriends here to say if they're getting chavs right?

In all fairness, I don't think Brits would watch SNL when Americans barely tolerate it.

Is Gemma in that new Ben Affleck movie the accountant?

You'd think Emily would nail it.

>We bake just as well as we shag

AM I BOVERED??

I want Capaldi hosting now

No that's titmouse

>10/10 in britbongistan

GBBO needs moar chavs.

Who's hosting next week?

Otm Shank

>this serve.gov commercial
did they intentionally pull it off of VHS?

With Gaga as the musical guest.

Time for MIDNIGHT MOONEY

MOONEY!!

>Burger King
>Honda
>Petco
Did I miss any?

nah

>Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf parody with hamsters

heady

How did people react to Michael Che saying he changed into a cuck when he criticized Trump for the pussy tape?

That Spengbeb's gonna move!

This is classic traditional SNL and I like it.

Wut?

I figured it out why SNL sucks. They get Theater Majors instead of comedians off the street

meta

I want that giant sock

This is the kind of weird concept sketches they need to do more of. I mean, it's not THAT funny but it's out there, and SNL needs more of that

Buried in a New Balance box you say?

it didn't work at all

that was a quickass change

yep. watch the supposed shit period with Norm, Sandler, Spade and Farley where they are all comics and most of them come from middle class/ lower class homes. They like telling jokes more than telling stories or showing how clever they are and it shows. This period is honestly shit

>tfw I wear new balance

Michael Che was scolding Trump a couple of weeks ago and admitted he was bad to women, a womanizer or something to that effect but he had changed

And another shockingly mediocre SJW Night Live in the books.

i'm pretty sure i just caught kate sniffing emily's hair when they hugged

it's okay, i would've too

And now... back to White Chicks

look at that diversity

ANyone have the link to the video with her and nina hartley?

r8 the episode, lads

I give it a D+. Terribly unfunny. Emily Blunt was almost nonexistent for the whole show. Chonk and the hamster sketch were alright at best, but everything else was a dud.

Where can a guy get a screenie of Jost peeking through kate's bust?

>its an Ashely gets fondled by chads on First Look
Netflix it is

They aren't interested in talent, it's too hard to find and develop. They'd rather just hire friends of (((friends))) and tell you they're funny.

It's a good feel.

They're good shoes Brent :)>

are you a flat foot i need the arch in mine. Just bought some

its just really scripted it seems and Lorn needs to fucking retire and let someone from those days take it over. Seems everyone is just keeping there jobs there and never really did anything funny.

I have no idea, I bought a pair of 608's for work years ago and they were super comfy so I've stuck with the brand ever since.

Never paid attention to the number or the model of the shoe before I ordered online. I just got some crossfit track something or another that looked good and in my size.

Too bad Kate didn't smoke an actual cigarette like she used to for that one weekend update charachter

>Kate is so committed to the bit she smokes the filter

Not him but I wear New Balance too. I get them because they have lots of wide sizes.

I love you guys

Documentary Now! It's honestly very funny and creative, I recommend it.

fuck my feet aren't wide but i kept seeing responses on the shoes i got about the wideness.

I got 10 1/2 D(M) and fucking shit just realize I ordered shibari lub too

youtube.com/watch?v=TPGxkKii1Zg

Kate pulls hair real well thanks to her teacher Nina Hartley.

Also known as Ed Asner...

She got so wet. Kate isn't that good of an actress.