Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: TBD
Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD
Care Package winner: Scott won pick-a-veto
Have Nots : shelby, alex danielle
Most Likely Going Home: Shane is the target
PUNISHMENTS
>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex had a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott wwas stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>rip Monte
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her
whitney best girl
>Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
retard didnt update the OP
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how can these retards now tell theyre sisters
they should have done a sister twist with these two.
yeah they'd be discovered instantly but they'd be so fucking cute.
all white people look same
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I feel like making a webm of this.
they've done a good job of not just being them 2 alone together
please do.
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Scott and Vic are the only true #NeverCared's
Link me the vid
Someone should warn him.
Found this on Tumblr ;^)
some leaders choose to face obstacles then fear them
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>whisper so low that i have to pump the volume
>production: PLEASE STOP SINGING
I didn't have a cap of scott laughing
should I add a smiling shrimpman?
RIP HEADPHONE USERS
maybe
shelby better be careful
delightful
no you should mve scott to the bottom left and have him blowing smoke or mist in her face
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I like this
Went 50% speed for extra cuteness
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that your welcome didn't make sense to me so I went to watch the annoying crew outside to see if it was for them and I had to listen to dani hijack a story.
it wasn't for them outside either so I'm not sure what they were you're welcoming
pure huefu not corrupted by evils of Malibu yet
RIP
she came from asu
i love her
but lets be real, she showed up to cali a slutfu
>ywn be one of Huefu's Linkedin connections
Why even wear these mortal coils phams
for someone that's been through law school her linkedin profile is awful
wew
>not committing tax fraud and becoming her client
morgan and alex in the same bed with glasses.
>Sat 11:33 PM BBT BY: General chatter. Scott is practicing balancing/walking on the beam BB gave them. (It kinda resembles a ground tight-rope.) NT - Tigrress
how does jokers not know what a fucking slack line is?
some newfag. it's just people from the forum that volunteer to do the updates.
that redhead next to shelby is a fucking jism prism
WEW
Left to right
>wouldn't fuck, would fuck, wouldn't fuck, would waifu, would fuck, wouldn't fuck, would fuck
Based lawyers keepin dat bangable ratio high
>shrimpman: its so funny cause the crew its like yall taking me away from them
done, left shrimpman out as it doesn't fit at this point in time.
>all these women with the soul purpose of being hired to be hot.
Naw dawg the patrician choice redhead is far right
if shelby goes home this week and we dont get to see her in her qt pjs again, imma be fucking upset
That's how Lawyers roll dude.
My ex was a legal assistant, hot af but not as hot as some of the ones she worked with. I used to drop in at least once a week to check out those sexy bitches.
Thinking about my ex now, time to get drunk
4,7,2,5,3,6,1
nice
furthest redhead on the right>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shelby>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the rest.
>all these women
>hot
Surely you jest. At least two of them are legit monsters
justin is going to relay all of this to the shitcrew and shelby is going to come out looking bad for showing zero sympathy for krispy
didn't even notice her
muhhhh dickkkkkkk
great job ay-non
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>6 before 1
I could conceivably bang 1 if I have enough Tequila in me, but the only way 6 would get me inside her is via rape
ya dig
uh oh here we go
shelby is fucking adorable
danielle is such a liar
she said she was taking them earlier
like i said before, i get strong emma stone vibes from her here.
blow up imminent
>danielle: why they taking the biggest bed when they know that shane is sleeping with me
blow up imminent
LETS GO
paulie vs dayvonne fight 2.0
this bitch saying someone else needs to grow up
i like how they just sit there and talk shit instead of action taking care of the problem
reminder that shelby will yell safe sex is best sex when shane and danielle enters the room
>physical threats
>2016
>Watching Big Brother
Reminder to spam these on twitter
We misted the care package to Scott, we can do this too
>no cams on the other side
god this director sucks
>not a new ip
please dont respond to bait
SHITTY DIRECTOR
FUCK NEELEY AND KRISPY
>Not enjoying 24/7 maxcomfy
>Not being part of the ragtag group weaponizing dumb people changing the direction and outcome of a show
Bummer
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>no jason cam
>Kryssie to danielle about her farts- Keep the HN room door closed and gas those bitches
>Shane hates shelby because she reminds him of his ex
>also hates Alex
>attempts to extract info out of scott
>only gets sarcasm and sass in return
Is scott learning to keep his mouth shut?
Is there any more chance of a blowup? Where is Shelby right now? I want to turn this off for the night if I'm just going to be watching these 3 """people"""
>telling /our guy/ that he hates Shelby and Alex
RIP in peace Shane
shelby is on the giant bed and placed danielle on the smallest bed
expect a blowup when danielle sleeps or enters the room
whenever i reload the first page I see this semen demon and do my best to ignore the thread i dont wanna fap but that is literally the most beautiful woman to ever live now and throughout history
Jesus it could be hours why don't these people have normal sleep hours
and then they complain about not being able to nap yet they go to bed at like 4am
Getting HOH made him realize he's actually playing Big Brother and not following his visceral reaction to try to befriend all the cool people
you like?
>Danielle: I'm just going to have sex on live TV hahahah that will surely embarrass lol and the springy bed will make it obvious too hahahaha I can't wait to troll Shelby :^)
Cred Forums was right again
scott having mindgames with shane
welp its over for shelby
im getting sleepy but i wanna see this blowup/fight
it probably wont end up happening anyways
What's the expected blowup all about? Beds or something? I just got home
bed
reminder: when danielle took the blankets earlier, she also farted on the trampoline she is going to sleep on tonight
krispy is going to fart on shelby
shelby took the biggest have-not bed even though shane is sleeping with danielle and she knew that
danielle found out and said she was gonna blow up when she went in there
is danielle's baby daddy based?
Same here user
Shelby is going to be asleep when danielle walks in and I'm going to walk upstairs mildly annoyed
jason considering ending the chocolate war to end the drama and stop people from all these stealing conspiracies
>single mother
>fucks a dude on a internet show that she met 15 days ago
>calls shelby a dickhopper
>laughs about having sex to make shelby feel uncomfortable
>Scott at 12:39
>Calls Shane the absolute madman
man these people are bad at playing pool
/ourguy/
Yeah absolutely
/ourguy/
>claims she just wanted to wash blankets someone else used
>lays around the house all day with blankets other people use
he dabbed too
MEME MASTER
>Danielle talking about Friends again
Kill me now
man neeley is so out of place in the late night crew
scott has shit-tier waifus
shrimpman cant sleep
maybe hes waiting for the blowup
ok i cant listen to this shit anymore im going to sleep
>tina fey shit tier
Whatever you say pham
HAPPENING?
you tell me
too old
>waiting for the blowup
why are they hiding the soda
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Originally they hid it because Scott drinks it. It was part of the escalation of the Krackel War.
sounds like a jerk to me
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It never blew up.
you mean the LNJ talked shit about doing something and didnt actually do it? shocking
I'm a dude who is as redpilled as they come in terms of MRA, and even I think that was pretty heartfelt on her end and he comes off as a cunt. But I also had a present father who bestowed upon me paternal instincts so ymmv i guess
Anyone still kickin it in here watching Scott kill it on the slackline?
Please delivar user or anonette
Save the cheerleader save the season
If the guy is white why would he want him as a son? If he's black... well what else do you expect?
>Danielle's telling a story about being terrified of bees and spiders
>Shane looks like he'd gladly take a cyanide pill if offered
I'll do it
bbviewer is shitting the bed
based
I'm up for at least 3 more hours drinking and cooking my special hungarian meatballs, so no rush
You can suck my hungarian meatballs bb
Kryspie's Boyfriend
>Shane's walked in on 3 girls on the toilet
Dude is TOTALLY doing it on purpose.
As a guy who has done that, after doing it once, you always remember to knock before you go into that bathroom again.
Shane confirmed for toilet girl fetishist
LOL
That hairline is atrocious
>Krispy's degenerate bf who runs a foot fetish website has a Skullet
I honestly don't know why I expected anything else
What is even going on with his hair? I remember Kryssie saying that he has a red mohawk
this makes the JUST hairstyle look fashionable and in vogue.
He might have a Red Mohawk now. I don't know how old that pic is.
wew thanks for the filename user
brave new world of krispyposting starts today
Kryssie's boyfriend wears a size 7 shoe
That hair
Oh shit. kek
Those feet are disgusting
the blanket shit (via r/bigbrother):
streamable.com
>Shane talking eskimo brothers
He obv watches The League, I like him slightly more now
No problem, user. Nice find. I look forward to the banter.
did that show invent the concept?
i know what eskimo brothers are but have never seen that show.
>Kryssie: Mike is the first genuinely pretty dude I've ever dated.
>tries to emasculate qt scott
>fucks this thing
he's firmly in her league.
afaik yeah. At the very least, they popularized it
I figured it'd be a well known thing around these parts, it's a sports-based sitcom and /bb/ is an Cred Forums thread
omg girls, jason is so funny. i hope he wins #bbott he's such an underdog
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I miss Frank's basedness
agreed
>tfw true Students of the Game need to actually join the game this time
Danielle makes me miss Zakiyah. Holy shit.
It's embarrassing that people actually watch this trash. Kill yourselves.
Fuck I missed the nom ceremony. Please tell me it was legit
The Jamboree ruined it because they were too butthurt to even leave the London room.
i have extreme anxiety and posting this makes it worse
please don't do that
i have anxiety too and i love you user :3
this season is bb: survivor
really hoping they can get shane out
imagine her freakout and how she'd cling to the rest of the LNC
could cause so much friction
but I ain't being picky
I want any of those 6 to leave
i think shane will be gone if he doesnt get picked for veto.
danielle was the #1 have not so i think we have the votes to nominate her.
Seconded for also having anxiety.
Dude's probably a drunk Cred Forums browser that's grumpy about not being part of the gang. You're an important part of the gang, user.
Angry fella, track down the m3u8 in the archives and join in, we'll be your bros
/bb/ is truly the comfiest general.
as long as they watch the n-bombs, I love all of the bomb squad.
nothing more comfy than watching scott talk a lil trash to the cam and then snooze off to some based rush tunes
I'm starting to think #BBOTT is just a muslim propaganda to get more people to hate america.
It actually starting to work.
NOT GONNA WORK
NOT NOT GONNA WORK
entourage popularized it in like 2008 you pleb
Who's gonna be Americas nom now?
70% Danielle
25% Morgan
5% Shelby
I'd say it's 50/50 PuppyKiller/ButtQueen
Shit. You're right, my dude.
I knew it sounded familiar when I watched The League. Props on the memory bruh
One of the twitteranons here. Sorry to be a party pooper on the stats.
Black Twitter is still largely going after Morgan.
Unless we propaganda them hard to Nom Danielle out of strategy / puppy murder for the next couple days, it's going to be Buttfu
Also remember: if ANY of the plastics are on the block, they will go home.
>Shanielle making out loudly in HN room with Shelby and Alex in there
>Shelby after being awoken by their mouth sucking sounds: OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE THE WORST
Poor huefu
even with black twitter going hard after the 3 eligible plastics for have nots, danielle was the #1 have not like monte was.
danielle will be the nominee.
Hubris will sink the ship
Even if you're maybe right, all it takes is one swung vote to turn the tide.
You better fucking believe that the other side is going to be pushing for a plastic nominee.
As an aside:
The feeling of Scott getting that Care Package was better than a dozen blowjobs. I genuinely doubt he would have gotten it without user's help (that Scott infographic spread like wildfire on the BBOTT tag). I'm going to be pushing hard for a Danielle nom on Twitter.
still watching bb10 and drinking because I have no life
Steven was just evicted, I actually kinda liked him
i need to drink today so i don't go crazy
>You better fucking believe that the other side is going to be pushing for a plastic nominee.
of course they are. just look at this way.
the pro jamboree fans did not split many votes. they went alex, shelby, and whitney. then the rest of us had 4 people to split votes from: danielle, jason, shane, and kryssie.
even with vote splitting, we got danielle the most have-not votes. its not a sure thing, but there is hope.
Dude why aren't you watching OTT feeds now and saving old seasons of BB to burn through in the off-season?
shelby 1000%
I'm watching both and switching to bb10 when OTT gets boring
they'll split the votes and it'll be shelby
fuck off namefag no one cares
lmao what?
morgan and shelby are the ones splitting the votes senpai.
You could be happy more people are posting in this general besides the 20 people circle jerk
savage :)
>we got danielle the most have-not votes
They aren't announced in order of vote count.They are announced in the order that will be the most unexpected
>They are announced in the order that will be the most unexpected
well maybe
who really knows
monte was called first last time right?
and Danielle was said first this time and leads the online polls
this
danielle and monte were far and away the #1 vote getters in polls. and they were also the first called. coincidence?
>who really knows
Exactly. It's foolhardy to assume they are announced in order if # of votes
Which polls?
reminder that if you feel sad and anxious inside to try and laugh :)
morgan is going up
dont fight it
isn't it just as foolhardy to say....
>They aren't announced in order of vote count.They are announced in the order that will be the most unexpected
well mores o since they said that forcibly and with conviction like they actually knew
>Which polls?
jokers, other big brother sites.
>isn't it just as foolhardy to say
Yep. But I got you to engage in discourse! POWND
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>tfw watching old episodes where the frank/bridge relationship begins
i started watching during /fbt/ so the seeing the beginning of that is GOAT
PSA:
Imagine if you could have saved Bridgette.
Would you have saved Bridgette?
If so, please create a Twitter account and spam the Danielle pics.
Save this season, save Bridgette.
Are Dani and Shane actually screwing, or just dry humping?
>trying to mist the autists
I'd say shame on you if it weren't such an apt analogy
H2k or ANX?
no thanks, I just ate
anal
Danielle is big spoon
vaginal with alex or anal with morgan?
ohhhhhh
good question
anal with morgan
>hotter girl with taboo thing vs older uglier girl with vanilla thing
Yall n-bombs replyin in a bait bread
I'd want to stare in alex eyes while we're having sex
>people only appreciate you after you're dead
One of these things is not like the others
anal with morgan of course.
anal is for homosexuals
morgan disagrees
you gonna let her down?
you would know huh? f-bomb
hj from shelby or bj from whitney?
fj from kryssie or fj from cornbread?
Do you think the cat ladies regret getting rid of monte?
it's high noon
So I never watched Big Brother before, but I have always been interested (ever since Cred Forums won)
Can anyone explain to me a little bit about the show/the rules and maybe link me to some episodes?
Are there any older seasons I should watch?
I can't wait for Shelby to wake up!
I can't wait for Alex to wake up!
youtube.com
caramel ice cream scoop in a waffle cone
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
with strawberries, whipcream, and and hot fudge ontop!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love it.
Dani said she was gonna save up her child support to buy plane tickets for her birthday party
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When Shelby was trying to sleep last night shanielle was loudly making out so Shelby yelled "you are the worst" at them and made some weird noise that was like a half hue and half grunt of disgust
Danielle said she was gonna purposefully make moaning noises to wake them up and irritate them.
started watching the genius last night and i'm hooked
highly recommend for any student of the game
someone needs to upload a clip of dani saying she is taking the blankets and intentionally farting on the other trampoline she didnt think she was sleeping on
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why is jason acting like a little bitch then, he knew her intentions. sure the talked about cleaning them but it was clear she wanted the "better" blankets based on her entitlement. those other two bitches who are supposed to be the oldest and most mature were sitting there too
right? im in the second season now and its the best THE BEST
Morgan and Shelby are gonna be splitting americas nom votes
WOO LET'S GOOOOOOO
hopefully its morgan then
The united front is against Danielle tho
I just watch the show so w/e
I can't wait until Shelby wakes up
Less enthusiastic about it today
Has Scott had to officially pick the veto type yet?
Nope, he'll pick it right before the comp begins.
wakey wakey waifus
why
why is it audio of krispy jason on the quad view?
America loves Krudsy so we need to know what's she's saying
my waifu is the best waifu
Nice numbers
ty
which waifu?
>krispy asks shane if he had a "pow wow" with scott
that is racially and culturally insensitive to indigenous peoples of america
alex
Which one of you is responsible for this?
danielle sleeping again
hasnt had to do her punishment since early in the AM yesterday
gonna start drinking soon
good choice
we never wanted a diverse cast
everyone just sits there and lets her run her fat mouth but doesn't say anything. Jason probably realizes that's why she's a have not and he's letting her become a bigger target
what's the hardest part about surprising Justin?
I think he's playing both side a bit more now since the girls like him and Justin a decent amount.
Similar to Paul last year: "yeah that side sucks, fuck them" is an easy way to fit in.
justin is even more standoffish with shelby now
they will butt heads today
Robyn posted the finale cast photo to Instagram. Bridgette is the only one not tagged
Krispy is STILL pissed.
the good side just being light hearted having fun with the camera
majority of the shitfits sulking bitterly
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i want to protect that laugh
look how gross and bony her legs are
Please stop.
thats incredible
>Shane says migraines are a severity level of headaches not a type and he doesn't get them because men handle pain better than women.
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muh dick
twitter still pushing hard for morgan and danielle for nom
looks like our girl may make it even with all of jasons shilling
seriously fuck off who cares
go back to
I'm watching live DR sessions, cause I did not see it before.
Is Shane a homosexual and Danielle only his beard ?
I realize he's a dumbass, but all he says and the way he speaks is more gay than Jason ( and that says a lot ).
He is dyslexic aka retarded.
I think he's just a bit tarded.
lol scotts speech to krispy is gold
Did he just say it to himself? Time please?
yeah in the HOH room around 11:50 maybe?
I didn't think it was great. He called krispy a mental giant?
>who cares about information relevant to the show we are discussing
fuck off back to twitter nigger
>Wish you were here user! Miss you! XOXO
twatter is an important part of OTT
Watch the f-bombs, t-bombs and n-bombs there bro
my waifu looks so cute today :3
any good sunbathing shots?
hes mocking her
kripsy and neeley still the prospective noms?
alex always does!
this is the best sunbathing shot of the season
Veto time?
tomorrow isn't it?
showfag detected
who the fuck is the guy talking to her in this I can never figure it out. it's got to be paulie
>2 cams on the shitmance trying to play pool
got i know this is bb budget and all that but they need to step it up. 90% of the day is 2 cams on the same 2 locations
they arent even trying anymore
Yeah, absolutely
kill yourself
new thread
today is a slow day, dont whine about it
It's almost always only 2 different locations, nothing new.
Camera 1 or 3 is usually close up, camera 2 or 4 is usually a wide shot.
they switch off more often, now they are just stationary for extended periods
stop trying to defend the amateur directing going on this season
Oh, I see. Wasn't trying to defend it, just thought you were new this season and wanted to call you out without being an ass. Sorry friendo.