I can't stop fucking laughing, why is this so funny

oh dear jesus, dear jesus

>curly redhead nicole when she still had her accent

Trips make it true.

harrison is loving it

what the flying fuck

& no one thought to tell Wesley to hire an accountant?

>Coneheads
Terrible movie

Or that Sly's nipples are clearly visible.

sly is not the only one with visible nipples

Julia wearing pj's?
Sly wearing see through shirt?
What award party is this?

Holy shit dat Demi

I miss the 90's

>But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion.

AVN Awards

90's award party

90's fashion didn't age well at all

what is this

Is that Julianne Moore. I had no idea she was so tiny. I know Kidman is pretty tall for a girl, but she is like a foot over her in this pic.

looks like he was straight from his True Romance shoot

yeah

(((producers)))

[buffoonery intensifies]

Could Sly's shirt be any gayer?

those coke stains on stallones jacket lmao

>ywn live in the comfy early 90s

The 90's have aged like shit.

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It's pretty fucking bizarre. WHAT is with that watermark?

good ol days before the DARK TIMES

You can see the disdain in Tommy Lee Jones' face for Jim Carrey.

also good ol days before....things...

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>wearing a do-rag to a to a black-tie event

how do you advance from this

to this?

Poor Seagal, can't a man brag about his kung fu without having to actually use it and end up in the tabloids?

Three totally dead careers

yeah...okay...

What in the fuck this is amazing.

can u please go be rude somewhere els fuccboi

that's tom cruise on the left

she did all 4

Why did Cruise leave Kidman?

She is a 10/10

>Why did Cruise leave Kidman?
Scientology
Also she's much taller than him

Kidman is the only that aged well from that group

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Been a while since Steven Seagal was relevant.

duh she's like 10-40 years younger than the rest

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>Y'say somethin', faggot?
>P-please M-Mr Eastwood don't hit me
>Yeah that's what I thought, asshole

I think I found out when mel gibson called winona OWEN DOGER, 2001 fourth of july...

>sunglasses indoors

did he have a concussion at the time or something?

He's still very relevant in Russia

Jim Carrey looks like a fucking fridge

He had a nice posture, that punani guy

This motherfucker likes Kurt cobain doesn't he

*oven dodger

Hay now. Carvey can still do a mean stand-up.

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>being black at a black tie event

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>This motherfucker likes Kurt cobain doesn't he
Remember this is 1993 user

Well look who it is. Its /ourguy/ Corey.

Clint looks like he's about to snatch that motherfucker birthday.

>being black

Were race relatioms the best in the 80's and 90's?

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>sly's nipple

He looks so autistic

>Were race relatioms the best in the 80's and 90's?
fuck off retard

70's

>tfw your gut is so big you just stop tucking your shirt in aorund world leaders

Carrey so fucking high on coke that evening, goddamn

He is

JEW FUCKS

The idea of toupés are stupid, but do all look as stupid as his?

SEE HES NOT GAY! NOT GAY!

Who's that light skinned black chick?

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steven getting all the action

Names are in the filename there user, it's Eddie's wife Nicole, they just got married in 1993

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Why did they reanimate Liberaces corpse for this?

nasty

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Daily reminder that Hollywood chose this little guy to portrait the Last Samurai instead of Sensei Seagal

casting couch mode in full effect

holy shit thats Gerard depardieu

i don't get it..what's so funny here? Is this a thread started by a 2000's babby?

were they promoting Batman Forever?

this is brad pitt

If he was gay or not? Haha I don't know

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JUST

Algren wasn't Samurai, pleb.

Katsumoto was the last, according to the film, at least. He was based on the actual last Samurai though.

mirin

He had never been to Japan, never held a Katana

>you are aware now that most money earned by actors in 80-90 somehow end up in pockets of their favorite local Cartel.
>maybe you are also aware that most of your childhood defining movies were nothing else but complex projects by addicts who were afraid of going cold turkey(some really famous movies wouldnt exist if not for overwhelming pain of withdrawal).

It took you that long to figure this out?

you just know...

lol

Why is Ming-Na Wen there? Was Lucy Liu not available for role of token Asian?

the 90s were so fucking magical

What does withdrawal have to with movies?

They made movies so they can pay for coke?

>le enlightened fedora wearer post

holy shit it is!

i think carrey aged the most gracefully out of all the dudes in that photo

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It's spooky how unfuckable Nicole Kidman became post-90s.

She was extremely good in Eyes Wide Shut in 1999 and a few years later she's a pasty white freak with a nose job.

thats pretty cute

you don't get withdrawals from blow you nerd

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back when travolta had most of his hair and his original face

Oh boy, have I got news for you...

sorry, I try to forget about that movie ever existing.

big celebrities and the suddenly... I really had to fucking google this. it's from the brady bunch movie

Carrey and Julianne Moore definitely aged pretty well.

Everybody mentioning Nicole Kidman, but the hottest is without doubt Julianne Moore. Holy shit,I would plow her all day.

We got 450,000 gorillion phone calls from people saying "this little 5 foot 2 inch guy is he gay or straight?" (Laughs) I don't know I grew up in Japan (Michigan)

OH FUCK YES MORE SHARON

forgot

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I'd still jump at doing Juliana Moore if I had the chance.

damn, now I want to watch a cheesy and comfy 90s movie

We all would.

This is true. Very true.

Heroin withdrawal is literally like having the flu for a week friendo

Fuck, Alicia Silverstone was PRIME. .

just youuuuuu and iiiiiiiiiii

>user you are making me blush

I had the flu for a couple of days and I was begging for drugs.

have you though about it today, Cred Forums?

Why do you think alcohol and other drugs are so popular?

>xenu is coming

Funny enough I'm pretty sure alcohol withdrawal is the only one that can actually kill you

I would fucking kill to have had a night with '93-era Sharon Stone

Mel looks handsome af

yo OP how you'd come across these pics?

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>tehehe

Nah, Opiates and benzo withdrawal can both kill you, though I think alcohol withdrawal lasts the longest.

Uh, as an addict, you're only partially right.

The first four to five days are a Hell only benzo addicts would describe as a flu.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jj5XvZ5nTBU
man Carrey's confidence and timing was amazing

aged like milk god dammit

you don't get physical withdrawals after partying with coke the entire weekend, that's why literally everyone who could afford to do it, did it

for a second I thought she was joanna newsom

Total Recall Sharon Stone is best Sharon Stone

easily a 10/10

Bill Clinton fucked her on election night....willingly that is.

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forgot

>Gorbachev in the back

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>Dude, he's ragging on your cord.

Milla still looks good, but most Slavic women turn into babushkas by age 26

She still looks good m8

how come our latest generation of actors are so boring compared to these compadres? everyone had a unique looking going while our current top billers are boring af sans the goose

You have obviously never blown an eight ball by yourself over a single night...

Because everyone who wants work, and isn't born into the business, has 12 different image managers telling them how to exist.

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Social media gen is fucking shit

WINO FOREVER
Amber Heard was 7 in 1993

>boring af sans the goose
the goose is the face of boring and autismo bro

getty images didn't even fucking exist when that pic was taken. They are just putting their logo on everything

What went wrong? Why does he cover himself in trinkets and rags now.

DEPPD

Because she didn't have a dick.

To hide needle scars

>HURR
of course they are, they bought these pics from the photographer

mirin dem hands

Whos hands are those?

As long as she 18+ in the current year it doesn't matter right?

She left him because she didn't want the kids to be scientologists.

>by yourself

normal people enjoy drugs for what they are instead of binging alone

90s fashion really was a unique kind of cancer

im in love lads

MUH DICK

hi

Anyone got good candids of Christina Ricci circa 1995?

How do you go from this

to this

Why does this thread have almost 200 replies?

Keanu hasn't aged a day.

I bet they fugged all the time during the making of Speed

drugs

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life

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Just go to here: filmmagic.com/search/

More of a Nick Drake fan senpai.

Pitt has never been involved in a documentary on Cobain.

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I think keanu met brendan...

was he her only one?
I cant remember her being with anyone else

was she doomed by her first love to become a cat lady forever?

She was 7 in her physical form but 1000 years old in her true succubus form

vimeo.com/108153873

dead look in his eyes hasn't changed at all

Cant he just be happy?

yes give your father a kiss

He looks a lot like Tom Hardy here

You would have that look too if you starred in the Bill & Ted movies.

Why wouldn't someone tell him to brush his damn teeth?!

not even a car that costs close to a mil or more can make him happy

outta my way hollywood shits

This is around the time Meg Ryan started turning into a duck.

I thought that was a woman kissing an old tranny until i read the filename

Fucking kek

COMFY

being this cute

Will he ever find a true love?

>JUST

>The Neon Demon
that movie is such a piece of shit..goddamn

she's qt

is that his wife, daughter or his sex slave?

>that qt julianne moore

:3

>father marries stunning supermodel
>you inherit his looks instead
shame

Why is everyone wearing clothes 4 sizes too big for them?

>That's some prime Nicole right there before Tom ruined her

Things that never happened

D) all of the above?

You JUST know

Yes

did he jerk him off?

in the 90's, baggy was DOPE yo

baggy clothes was unfortunately the it thing at the time.

Look at everybody here in their prime.
We still have to put up with them these days but now they are just tired husks of celebrities.
Where's the new batch??

I ain't even gay, but he's a tranny done right. Would fug.

My guess is that he went "method" for At First Sight in which he plays a blind man falling in love with cutie Mira Sorvino.

Baggy stuff was the style, but a lot these clothes look that way because everything so fucking tight these days

You serious? She has a reputation for fucking half of Hollywood.

You are still not wrong though

Might be growing it out for Interview with A Vampire, user.

Around Blacks

Never Relax

Reality tv, youtube, piracy and capeshit killed the Hollywood star

That guy got to fuck Vanessa Marcil...

Damn, Walter Matthau was actually pretty tall.

bike mice from mars? okay then...

One of the interesting things about this thread is seeing how many of them have since had plastic surgery or hair transplants.

Nah, it was for his part in True Romance
IwtV was over a year later

Will Smith isnt mentally black

>Mel will never be your horsie

;___;

nobody in any of these photos are doing any movies anymore, what are you talking about?

Ewan McGregor must have had hair plugs. He's receding like shit in this photo.

oh jesus....

>what exactly are you suggesting?

They had Steven Seagal and cartoon anthropomorphic rats for the opening of a toy store in Santa Monica?!

The new batch is garbage

Holy fuck Rachel Weisz looks awesome with that bit of baby fat.

This is way more damaging to the Trump campaign than anything else

>growing up in philly
>not mentally black
the fuck are you talking about?

He briefly broke his conditioning before being put back in Non-Threatening mode.

Are you fucking retarded.

is that a fanny bag he's wearing?

is that where he keeps his spare mags?

>18 years old

Mmmmmm

biker mice from mars?

what's going on in this pic?

Is he trolling his wife by making a chinese face here ?

no, rogaine

this is a weird thread

Coke isn't that expensive.

But on 2nd thought, that movie came out 4 years after Batman Forever so...

wife , daughter and sex slave

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The opening of Puzzle Zoo in Santa Monica, California, September 07, 1995

is he trying to pretend he's an action figure or is that just regular Seagal behavior? I can't tell.

wtf cruise looks older here than he is now

Thats his normal face. Steven is part Japanese and Mongolian which explains his oriental facial features.

>Ethnicity:
>*Ashkenazi Jewish (father)
>*English, German, distant Dutch (mother)

they are buying primo shit at inflated prices and the life style that goes with it is expensive

>what the flying fuck
Do you hone your cone alone, buddy?

Facial hair'll do that

yeah no

lies, all lies

Oh wow.

little warm in here, don't ya think?

well memed

you

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His hair looks like a fucking carpet.

legit looks like a very successful meth distributor

his grandfather's last name was Siegelman

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What a slut.

a nice full kiss to your father, that's normal

Isnt it pubic hair transplanted to his head?

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what did they mean by this?

>2010

it's a hair piece

did she just get out of bed

Steven didnt use hairplugs or spray hair

He grew his hair back by using old Native American wisdom

and now all these people are dead.

why does he eat the carrot like that

kek, reminds me of a thread a few weeks ago. Had me in tears.

that look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

liam neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>dem perky nips

I'm going to say..yes.

he has never eaten a carrot before

youtube.com/watch?v=d-WapbeNsAA

i play you the song of my people

I miss this meme

ah yes, THE PERFECT DUO

Wow Brando is a large fellow

It died way too soon.

What a terrifying monstrosity.

oh man, i wouldn't take pictures of myself looking like those two

>Marlon Brando used to give Michael Jackson acting lessons. Actress Pat Quinn once visited them and was greeted by Jackson dressed as Pinocchio complete with long nose.

Really makes you think

I had no idea, I live under a rock

why did Damon marry an ugly spic?

i stole this bitches seat at a concert one time. she was super pissed. ushers gave no fucks. best night of my life.

Season 3 of True Detective?

Crazy thing is most teenagers don't even know who any of these people are. Except maybe Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, and even then not because of their movies.

you talk to a lot of teenagers?

bwahahhahaa

10/10 would watch

>Except maybe Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, and even then not because of their movies.

The last time Tom Cruise was part of non-movie related news was probably 2005 for the Matt Lauer interview.

TWO LEFT HANDS

you really think teens dont watch older movies?
nigga please

rachel weisz was so fucking cute back then

TRUMPS HANDS ILLUMINATTI CONFIRMED

Yes. You think a 15 year old knows who Nicole Kidman is?

Fuck, I miss Raul. ;_;

He's a portly gent

>when you could still smoke in doors.

90s were the best man

fuck 80s faggots

fucking degenerate

Whereas look at who we have today.

yes

i don't see your point, when i was 15 some of my friends had no idea who's clint eastwood, i bet you don't know who was big 10-20 years before you were born

also if they don't know who nicole kidman is, good for them, more space in their heads for useful information

>implying it's bad that you can't now
have fun with that lung cancer :^)

it's an american thing, leaves room for sharts

lel, yes, murricans eat shitty processed food that doesn't comply with their weak intestinal lining, causing shitty farts :^)

>Dutch (mother)
20 BUCK FUCK

He looks like his mom forced him to take a picture with grandma

>implying mel doesn't do it nowadays too