Why aren't you a pornographic actor yet? It would solve all of your problems

The first point here really is the limiting factor if you're not doing shitty cam porn.

>Why aren't you a pornographic
My grandpa is very jealous.

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5'10", so basically king of manlets. Penis to body ratio wouldn't make my penis look long.

Also, I'd probably start out doing gay porn or some shit like that. Wouldn't like it.

I am also not white, and it's basically a white dominated industry in the west.

Never gonna make it, lads.

>not tall

Most are manlets .. How is being tall a good thing for sex?

How are you meant to suck titties when your chest is in her face when the two of you aren't close to proportion.

>haven't seen him in ages
Did he an hero?

I cum in ten seconds

On a good day

Ausfag here.

How do I get into porn in Australia?

have any of you ever used a pornstar escort?

I think he finally found a gf and retired

>wasting two grand

Dude, that's only for women

If your boss recognized you he'd be like "Wooow dude I saw you bang that asian with giant D cup tittues, high five!"
(Or if she was a woman she'd be like "Ew, that's so like disgusting, wanna come over at 6 to my place so I can tell you how much I dislike it haha, my husband is on vacation")

Some guy on /r9k/ took out a loan and paid $13,000 for like 4 hours with Nikki Benz

He made a thread last night, and apparently is still paying off the loan a year later lol

She has 13,000 bucks yet still has ten dollar fake breasts?

I cum in like 2-4s.
My wet dreams is me brushing my side arm against women on the bus, and then I cum after 2s.

There was some guy in one these Cred Forums porn threads a few months back that said he paid like $3000 for a hand job from Remy Lacroix. I still shake my head every time I think about that.

She's used up and expensive.
Just get a young russian whore.

what a loser

There's also a guy on /r9k/ who's partof a virgin porn DVD (virgins being deflowered by pornstars), and he got to fuck Monique Alexander.
Not sure when it's being released.

>3k for a hj

Nicole Aniston was going to be in that but dropped out when she found out he wasn't a teenager lol

She's a cunt anyway always avoiding facials 100 percent in it for the money

I loaned a pretty hot friend £3500. I always thought it would be great if she offered to fuck me to pay the debt of or even pay me and maybe give me a bj for loaning her the money. got fuck all except some of the money back. should have just used it to fuck a pornstar.

Link? Check your history

I don't have a meme big dick.

>I always thought it would be great if she offered to fuck me to pay the debt

And there was your mistake. YOU should had offered the bargain, not her.

Either way, you get your money back or you get some poon (say goodbye to your friendship, though)

>in it for the money
no shit

there's only a handful of Avluvs in this world

I have scars on my ball sack and my balls are all weird due to surgery, they would not look good on camera

also to do porn you basically have to be a bit of a homosex to start out, and I can't do that

retard

Pretty much everyone's reaction in that thread. The guy was in hyper defense mode too, but I think by the end he realized what a moron he was. That was a good thread.

I can't because we don't have a porn industry in Australia.

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Goddamn.

Karl says the three legged man should become a runner or a swimmer and use the thing nature gave them.

Does this mean the big dicked man would be stupid not to become a porn star?

He still in business and bangin hot young cuties like Alex Grey and Elsa Jean

I don't actually like sex enough to pretend that I do.

Yes.

because it will lead me back to what im doing now anyway

>was watching gay porn as a prank the other day and saw Danny D getting fucked in the ass
Damn son

>Avluv
when the hell is she going to get her tits fixed?

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>watching gay porn as a prank

what? is this what americans thinks what pranks are??

a bit gay that

why is manuel so based?

I know they're all in it for the money just other porno girls are better actors

Don't male porn stars get paid like shit? Unless you're doing gay porn of course.

Fucking misc

You know when your friend is passed out and you decide to suck on his balls and put a finger up his ass for a prank? It was kind of like that

Wow.

Question for everyone - which porn star would you hire as an escort? Think I'd take Jynx Maze myself (she actually does it too)

I bet that guy was thrilled when she got the piss beat out of her.

Maitresse Madeline.

Gianna Michaels, Sophie Dee, Bridgette B or Daphne Rosen. In no particular order.

>"to which she responded yeah I just don't find you very attractive"
gymrats btfo
why even bother lifting?

Small dick.

I would be happy with Jynx Maze. Others I'd like but no idea if they do escort Remy Lacroix, Valentina Nappi, Dani Daniels, AJ Applegate

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I already have a well-paying, stable job.

Plus male porn actors usually do gay shit to get into the business and they get payed significantly less than women 100% of the time. From what I've been told male porn actors usually start in gay/trans porn. I'm not eating shit salad to get to the Caesar.

Excellent taste my fäm

I think they actually start in straight porn and then start doing gay porn to pay the bills. Straight porn doesn't pay.

No way she's going around having unprotected sex with random guys

Who /Jordi/ here?

Caesar Salade is now your gay porn name

Theres a aussie porn star called sassy ava. She came in to a store I worked in last years.

I can live with that.

You can do c uck porn from the pics I see on Cred Forums all you do is stand there.

I just have a dream of burying my face into Jynx's ass.

Pretty sure Remy doesn't but I couldn't say for the others.

I don't want to get cucked.

>5'10", so basically king of manlets

That's 5'11", you're just a regular pleb

t.

5'11"

I don't even think she does porn now, last I heard she was trying to become an EMT

But you aren't. Is Tom Hardy a big guy in real life? No he just plays one.

All you have to do is pretend like you give a fuck for twenty minutes or less. Or just fall asleep in a recliner and read the paper.

Cuck fetishists are retarded and don't really care what the other guy in the room is doing. Just so long as he's there.

I have a fairly big dick. A female friend of mine told me I could probably do porn if I wanted to. And my dick is dead. I can stay hard but it's a real struggle to cum. But I don't even know how I'd get into it here. Contact the people that employ Sassy Ava?

>Random guys
>8000
Lmao. No. 8000 is a fucking lot of money. Most porn shoots only pay like a grand for 1 shooting.

It's just pretend user.

Contact Brazzers UK, tell Dick Bush you're from Cred Forums, shoot some scenes there, and go back home.

Fuck an emu

I cannot easily maintain my erection, I doubt I could do it in front of a camera crew

Even if my cock is pretty good by normie standards, it's not a porn-sized cock and my body is dogshit.

>twenty minutes or less
It takes much longer than that to film porn. They don't do it all in one take.

Ability to control an erection and ejaculation is way more important than dick size.

Angela White

>Some guy on /r9k/ took out a loan and paid $13,000 for like 4 hours with Nikki Benz

I don't know if this is the stupidest or most epic thing I've ever heard

I'm talking about the actual act. Acting in porn is like running a marathon with your shorts around your ankles and quitting after a half mile. People might take you seriously if it wasn't completely ridiculous that you were doing it in the first place.

Totally saturated market because it requires zero education or jobs training. Compensation is well below comparable industry jobs. A porn career can be a deterrent to future employment.

Dani Daniels, fur sure, mang.

>Ywn never hate fuck that porn star that looks a lot like your ex

Vicki Chase

>I don't know if this is the stupidest or most epic thing
Stupid. Very stupid.

Small penor
Autism

I was about to say that he must be loaded and then I read about the loan. Holy fucking fuck.

That's a small image

doesn't matter had sex

i have tight fourskin. if any female handled my dick with the devil-may-care attitude of jerking it hard and shoving it violently into assholes i would likely start bleeding to death.

for you

it's stupid. it's really fucking stupid. it's even more pathetic than going to a pua camp because at least the pua camps are going to teach you how to pretend to have some confidence which you can use in daily life, not just picking up girls.

I'm no porn patrician but I just looked her her up on twitter and she seems like a nice person. Maybe you could ask her to put you in contact with someone.

>i kissed her

>didn't upgrade ult yet
>has a wukong or shyv support?
>20 cs 8 mins

This is normals or bronze right?

I find whores repulsive

Is she /ourgirl/?
>cucked some guy from /r9k/
>also GOAT movie reviewer

youtube.com/watch?v=sT2ibhHeSEA
youtube.com/watch?v=eFDcTiKwjFI

this guy has the best life in the world

Sometimes u just gotta prank urself m9

>pua camp
I had to google this shit. Jesus christ, I always thought I was a loser but it's good to know I haven't hit bottom.

>it's a fan
BASED JORDI

that's not a fan

>dani daniels
She has the same face as anderson cooper, you will never unsee once seen.

Who is the girl?

Is Luna Star teh GOAT Latina?

The most I've ever paid for sex was 130 dollars. At least I got a steak dinner and a few drinks too. Some guys just never developed any game, ever.

I went to /r9k/ two years ago just to see what the fuss was. My god, what sort of monster mash would that be if they ever had a meetup?

>there are people on this planet who pay thousands of dollars to get Hepatisis C and Herpes

Really makes you think

Hmm, I'm ok with this, tbph.

Karlee Grey

I don't see Anderson Cooper.

Become a fatarse tumblrite slag and lez out on GirlsOutWest with all the other 3/10's.

It doesn't stop at 'game' for r9k, those people have serious developmental issues. Then they fester hatred among themselves, creating make believe narratives to make paint a better picture of themselves instead of accepting the reality they live and were dealt with.

Sophie Dee

She seems fun and has all the right curves

GirlsOutWest is in Perth. Other side of the country from me.

Thank you, senpai.

There's a fair bit of hot bitches

it's good porn if you hate fakey fake porn

There's some people who do it for free and it's consider a fetish.

>just finished my shoot babe, can't wait to see u

From what I was reading they were totally delusional and definitely didn't have a job or any money. They seemed to blame women on the fact that they were totally fucking indigent and didn't have a goddamn dime to their name that they made themselves. Name me one woman that wants to sleep with that.

My bad, thought you meant danni daniels, the fat cock tranny.

>not jerking off to juicy tranny cock
lmao @ ur pleb porn taste

Is she still fat? Also, I looked at her twitter once and she seems absolutely insufferable.

This if she shaved or Mia Malkova. Dat ass beyond comprehension

Top tier my nigga. I'd have edge the fuck out of me.

i heard that pornography is a jewish plot to destroy the white man

Does Amber Blank count?

what. Why would anyone do that? The death from a liver failure is one of the most horrible things one can imagine

Is that chester cheetos half orangatang brother?

>all the best porn is free
>thinks it's driven by an extremely frugal ethnicity

I would venture a guess that you're wrong.

Bridgette B. Those tits so big it isn't funny, grip my dick so hard I cry out for mommy. She can tittyfuck me with relative ease, makes sucking cock seem such a breeze.