BETHESDA: FALLOUT MOVIE 'MAY HAPPEN'

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>see that mountain? You can climb it in iMAX

>Bethesda writes the script

Another original idea

>create a character to be any race

So who plays the lead?

Todd of course.

There's a spec script out there I'm pretty sure by a Bethesda writer and it's among one of the worst things I've ever read. 5 plucky vault friends travel the wasteland.

No better way to totally kill off the original spirit of the franchise than a fucking movie.

GG Todd, GG

You have destroyed Fallout and made it consoleshit

inb4 its full of blacks

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The great debate

>Make a movie of a series of games built on pop-cultural references and DUDE NUKES LMAO

Ehh, leddit would probably eat that shit up

I don't play videogames but isn't the main character in Fallout Darth Vader or some other Darth Vader looking faggot? Darth Vader is literally the blackest nigger in the galaxy.

House. He has the best plan for New Vegas. NCR will eventually collapse under its own bureaucratic weight and Legion collapses after Caesar dies. Yes Man is reddit.

Idris Elba

Look, just watch my fucking movie, okay?

No yeah it is Darth Vader

Fuck off Todd. I'm not buying your Skyrim cash grab and I'm not watching your shitty movie.

*dips cheeto chicken fries*

Cred Forums'edditor

I still haven't finished Fallout 4. I got to the super clean utopia underground with my dadson and just said fuck it. Also I hate Boston, fuck Boston, why did they have to put it there? If you're gonna put a game in Boston at least make it in modern times and give me a couple thousand pressure cookers so I can kill Boston trash.

[Speech 60]You will buy Skyrim Special Edition and watch my movie.

I don't think many people still play it. It's just a bad game.

>movie requires 3 updates in order to be watchable

You sound like a Trump voter. Disgusting.

>movie has a silent protagonist and involvement of family in the story

haha i was playing yesterday decided to give the dlc a shot, it's actually pretty good

>Plucky Vault dweller
>Escapes the oppressive Overseer
>Has a dog
>Gets caught by raiders
>Dog dies
>Quirky love interest frees him
>Joins the BoS
>Enclave bad ugu buggu
>Destroys something and saves the wasteland

99% sure that would be the plot

[Failed] Why would I buy Skyrim:SE when I pirated regular Skyrim?

Will he be in charge of lore consistency?

Fallout Anthology series would work so much better, a movie just doesn't have enough time
Imagine a series with each series dealing with different characters and situations in the wasteland
One series could be a former raider who goes John Wick when his family gets killed after settling down
One series could be about a casino heist on the strip
You could even have crossover episodes which you have no idea it is one until you watch the other characters POV
It's so shit that I have such ideas that could translate well to TV but they'll never get made
Feels bad

Todd's creative vision for Fallout is a poor bastardization of the originals.

In the originals, the world is an authentic post-apocalypse, there's no retarded anachronistic greaser gangs or boys in fridges. there's obviously 4th-wall-breaking gags, and a lot of the game could be called tongue-in-cheek. but the world feels original and lived-in.

in Todd's Fallout, the world is culturally frozen in a Jettson's version of the 50s, for no particular reason except it's le wacky time period man. everything is dirty and no one ever fucking cleans up their environment. there's an old fuck outside megaton who always needs water, despite the town 10 feet away that has pipes bursting with water. and so on.

the nu-Fallouts have little thought put into them, they've already directly contradicted established canon. in general they're written by people who failed to grasp the essence of the originals.

>Not choosing Yes Man and making an ANCAP paradise

Don't forget about how badly the new ones fucked up the Enclave and BoS

What would your real life special be? Mine would be:
S: 2
P: 1
E: 2
C: 9
I: 10
A: 2
L: 8

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Haha

What he really meant to say was it "may happen" to be released around the same time as Fallout 5.

There's too many things to talk about in a Cred Forums post. There's a great series of articles that breaks it down, it shouldn't be hard to find. Google "why fallout sucks" or something.

>mfw Felicia Day is the lead and we get another Ghostbusters 2016 situation on this shithole

I just want to watch it all burn.

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Bingo

S: 4
P: 7
E: 5
C: 4
I: 6
A: 7
L: 6

>Pg-13
>no blood
>quips
>diversity in Wasteland

S: 6
P: 10
E: 8
C: 9
I: 10
A: 6
L: 7

S: 3
P: 3
E: 2
C: 7
I: 8
A: 2
L: 4

But, hey, I've already seen Everest.

>You will never get a serious political movie on the complicated workings of the NCR and Legion
>You will never experience true western glory of the Courier's story in glorious IMAX, a man left for dead, only to return from the grave to hunt down his killer in a twisted 1950's vision of America's future, all laid waste in nuclear war.
>You will instead get a boring generic movie somewhere in the East with a hack director and screenwriter, writing about "LMAO violence is funny" and "Lmao 1950 everything" without understanding why the setting is so important to the series.
>Lmao war never changes, even though that sentence is used more in 4 than in the rest of the games combined, and never once has any meaning or connection to the narrative in 4.

>Those fucking intelligence scores

R E S O U R C E W A R S

S: 4
P: 6 (I do use glasses but I'm super aware and notice many things)
E: 3
C 8 (I can be really good with words and am good at convincing people I'm right)
I: 10
A: 4
L: 2

cant be worse then live action anime garbage.

the only saving grace would be seeing super mutants and other FEV abominations on screen

This is completely wrong.

>P: 6 (I do use glasses but I'm super aware and notice many things)
>C 8 (I can be really good with words and am good at convincing people I'm right)
>I: 10

Why don't you guys understand that 10 intelligence is beyond genius tier? Like damn niggahs.

>C 8 (I can be really good with words and am good at convincing people I'm right)
You didn't convince us nigga

S: 3
P: 9
E: 9
C: 10
I: 10
A: 5
L: 8

S:2
P:4
E:3
C:5
I:6
A:2
L:7

I get by on random good fortune mostly, and not being a complete retard.

A Courier movie in the style of a Western would be pure kino.

are you looking forward to the special edition fallout cinema showers?

I want my mirelurk legs.

S: 2
P: 7
E: 4
C: 1
I : 7
A: 4
L: 2

S: 10
P: 10
E: 10
C: 10
I: 10
A: 10
L: 10

>tfw they use the green light to inspect your penis mites and they all crawl up your asshole and your falcon spends the entire movie trying to dig them out with his sharp beak because you don't have enough VATS to shoot him with your mandatory theater assault rifle

Literally racism.

user had...a hard life..

They should make the hero a poo in loo. All villains are white of course.
KStew or Kristen Ritter for Piper
Chloe as the super mutants

go back to Cred Forumseddit you fucking nigger

House > yes man > legion with caesar and vulpes > ncr > legion without caesar

Who is the Todd Howard of cinema?

If Bethesda Game Studios has anything at all to do with it, then it's entirely fucked.

>think of all the cool, compelling things someone could do with a Fallout movie
>Fallout 1 atmosphere, morally grey world, memorable characters like Mr House, Super Mutants

> turns out the movie is based on Fallout 3

The Fallout franchise is done. NV is the last good game. Bethesda will never ever let anyone else make one again. Accept it and move on.

Zack Snyder or JJ

JJ

>both take beloved, complex franchises and boil them down to their lowest common denominator, most marketable, blandest forms
>both manlets who are good at (((marketing)))

>Cred Forums memes crossing into Cred Forums
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