AYE BUT AT WHAT COST?

Psssst, n'here.

SEE ES?

BAALS AF WAAH

A dildo up Thatchers dead arse.

What is this from?

Limmy's Show

On Netflix. Scotish absurdist sketch comedy.

>gf is scottish
>try to watch Limmy with her
>"this is shite"

Wow bag her up and throw her in the clyde

She sounds like a fucking Tory

Lets sort this shit out right now. Limmy's best character.

Tories are the good guys

She's doonstairs.

You know what you have to do

>tfw Limmy is depressed again and only streams vidya and Ableton Live these days, bitching about the state of British politics and how his "friends" don't have time for him

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yer burds a prick

(You)

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Is there subtitles for this show?
I find some episodes funny, but english isn't my first language so I have troubles to understand the heavy accents

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LOL FEATHERS AND STEEL

LOL HE'S REEEING

KILL JESTER

KILL BILL

am i supposed to understand what he's saying here?

youtube.com/watch?v=PtwbY7fP6VQ

You canny even wipe yer ain arse, mate.

I understood only few sentences.

>Post in his stream chat
>Get banned

Living legend.

What did you say?

But they're the same weeeht.

seriously is this a gag or can scottish people understand this?

Yeah you are.

i axed him how big he is

Do scots believe they still live in caves and therefore act and talk like cavemen?

Why even watch Limmy if you can't understand the dialogue?

that's a fooken woman ur talkin aboot there

youtube.com/watch?v=6YzyaPgSHZc

Get tae fuck

i can understand all his stuff, except for this one. he's supposed to be high though.

anyone else find the show uncomfortable cos some of the jokes just seem not worth the trouble?

>On Netflix.
Not if you live in some shithole where the selection is literally trash. Has anyone found a way to bypass country limits since !Hola got busted?

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She's covered in them.

thank you family

Ah'd say don't tell the boss hen, but ahm ur the boss, heh heh heh

Limmy is a liberal wee fanny but he is funny when not being political

This.
What I can understand seems funny, but 50% of it sounds like pure mumbling gibberish.

hes barely ever makes liberal sketches or talks about liberalism. but hes scottish and from glasgow, he was always going to be very left wing

>wadja mean wasit dee?

Ere Pat

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'AT'S MA DA

DA STOP

HE'S GOT A HEART 'HING

You've been drinking too much American meme politics you wee shite.

>The hat, the tap, the whole thing

makes me laugh for some reason

Im scottish and from glasgow. I'm kinda right wing economically. Voted Leave and YES

Whereabouts in Glasgow?

Mongoloid Avenue, Bullshitland

Southside, Shawlands at the moment.

Where abouts in Shawlands?

Don't pretend to be me mate You couldn't handle this life.

>kinda right wing
This lying cunt is not Scottish.

>southside

No one gives a fuck about your opinion, scum

Flat 22 lethington avenue, G41 3HY
what else you want to know about me?

aye its not too hard to understand

>area so shite it's not even on street view

Jesus christ

How many muslims rape you daily?

Eh? Who the fuck in glasgow has ever said "aw southside who cares about them". I dont think you are from here.

Very funny mate, looking up flats for sale in Shawlands.
'flat 22' means fuck all anyway. Nice try.

>southsider finds out the truth

At this moment right now there's people in possil saying "Oh well at least I don't live in the southside".

what is his endgame?

I don't consider anything south of the river to be Glasgow. There's nothing there but arabs and braehead.

He picked Shawlands cos it's near Carmwadric. That's the problem with lies m8.

twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/787680216915337218

To make Limmy the biggest scottish comedian of course

I can understand every word and I'm not even scottish

Hopefully hanging himself. He's a fucking retard.

It's a nice area, right beside Queen's Park. Not that will mean much to you since you aren't from here. Here's a nice wee view from my cosy flat, so you can find me.

>its another "scottish people try to out scottish each other" argument

WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET

>you aren't from here

Why does every buttmad southsider say this?

It's literally like this in every limmy thread.

I live in the shite part of Dennistoun and even I think Shawlands is awful

>buttmad

He makes this shitey thread every single day. The cunt must be in an asylum.

You should come down to shawlands. Its abit like finneston but no-one knows about it yet so its less wanky. Honestly best place i've ever lived. I turned down a london job to live here and the low rent, nice lifestyle and ability to actually save money turns out to be the best adult decision ive ever made.

holy shit thats an amazing view

My family live there, whereabouts do you live?

>Why does every buttmad southsider say this?
That's you blown it totally. No-one in Glasgow or even Scotland would ever say this.

Bottom of it off Duke Street.

>Its abit like finneston but no-one knows about it yet so its less wanky
You have no idea how fucking stupid that sounds.

There is fuck all in Finnieston and Shawlands Cross is HEAVING at the weekends with pub and club goers, ya fanny.

I know that feel

56 unique IPs again - funny that

Finneston is very popular.
scotlandnow.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/glasgows-finnieston-area-named-hippest-7568697

Shawlands cross gets busy at the weekend yeh, but it's still quite nice and quiet in general compared to west end. So no, it doesn't sound stupid.

>turns on tap

Seriously fuck off you mongoloid. You are talking shite and looking shit up, it's fucking obvious.

Nice and quiet compared to West End - FUCKING PISH MATE it's mental at the weekends and rough as fuck sometimes.

I'm jelly

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Hey guys, are we having fun in this thread?

I like it when us Scotch people get a nice place to have a laugh at other countries, don't you ken? haha

Literally some very expensive recently built luxury flats in the media village next to the BBC

>ken

You sound like you live with your mum. I'll leave it at that.

kill jester

yeah now we know you are the shitbag 165your4 as expected

Post best episodes/scenes

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and?

1.jpg - nah

youtube.com/watch?v=pTfC3YpMDMw

pissin maself

>so buttstricken he can't even create a coherent response

It's sad, it really is.

who cares man. I just come here for the banter. Rab C is the GOAT show, that's whats glasgow will always be, no mater how hard it tries to pretend otherwise.

no _true_ scotsman, you mean ;^)

Your desperate reeeing and determination to be believed? Yes, it is.

i hate glasgow i fucking hate it i cannot take it

how can you people leave in UK let alone scotland I cannot understand

>bait
>shite
>deliberate spelling errors
>That's him alright

>go in every limmy thread asking people to prove themselves to be glaswegian
>someone finally does it
>no response so you just double down and go on the attack

Oh well at least I've stopped your crying for the next few threads

Tell her tae fuck up or get tae fuck

ats fookin thatcher he's talkin aboot, tore a heart right oota this community, or di ye nat remember?

It's abit like being insane. You hit a low point, you witness a homeless man throwing up blood outside the McDonalds on jamica street and it stinks of shite, you realise Hell is on earth and you might as well get stuck in and enjoy it.

What does any of this shite you've posted actually mean?
How does a random photo of a letterhead prove anything you fucking mong?
Were you hoping someone would text that number and get arrested mate? Was that the jolly jape?
You could literally go outside and take photos of your surroundings and other landmarks with the time and date on the photo and the correct level of sunlight and rain if any, but you won't
Because you are talking utter shite again.

totes man

i remember my freshers week i was like "Double U Tee Eff" when I saw some guy totes chunder everywhere and walk on

just insane!

why is your mcdonalds so bad anyway? it tastes nothing like back mainland

Your posts are getting longer and you're getting madder.

You truly are a sad little man and you making this thread every day with that same quotes and the exact same pish tells us exactly how seriously mentally ill you are.
62 IPs now. Your VPN must be melting. Mods take note and investigate.

>Were you hoping someone would text that number and get arrested mate? Was that the jolly jape?

That's your post number.

Sure.

these russian nukes can't start flying soon enough

atts beautiful

very good. You got me, I'm clearly a student. Also I'm from Glasgow AND better than you, since that seems to be the source of your ire.

Oh i'm sorry the mongoloid handwriting was hard to read.

I just tried watching the laptop sketch

Can't understand shit

Any of those pics taken yet out the windows etc?

he'll be trawling through facebook looking for more pictures i bet

Maybe he'll print out another letterhead.

How stupid are you, really?

Not as stupid as you like to think everyone is, mate.

65 IPs now

How stupid are you making this thread every single day, mate?

>(resposts quote from video everyday)
lmaooooo

66

67

68

>copying like a fucking parrot KEK
>shit running down his legs with anger

>better run girl
>you're much too young girl

nice view if he sticks his head out the window and looks to the side

they tore tha heart oot a this community

>when the advert says daNOWEN but the wee voice goes MMMM DANNUN

haw

Can someone understand please

>reposting the same quotes
>scots blogging
cancer

fuck up

FOOKIN

Go to bed, Limmy.

It's not even 8 o clock

FUCKIN

Pissed myself laughing first time I saw him start dancing as the DJ.

No Scottish person has ever said fookin

it's good

youtu.be/uxUJVCYP11o

we kin understaund it nae bother

Why are there so many of us on here?

waer pure waer

Kill jester

When you're Glaswegian and everyone around you is a retarded leftist driving the country into debt and instability but you are living the life of the fat welfare checks.

Not sure. I grew up with Cred Forums. Its political leanings seem to have changed with my own over time.

Because Glasgow is such a shithole I have nothing else to do but shitpost and watch films

these