Post Dead Careers

RyRy

Wow, he actually looks kinda handsome here.

are you dat new? Hollywood failed. Makes now mostly just remakes and capeshits, many tv shows are better than hollywood blockbusters, in every aspect.

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Just get another sample and fire up the cloning sequencer again.

She's been in five different things this year alone and has a leading role in Fargo S3 lined up.

DUDE I ALMOST HAD ONE

did she even have a career to being with?

more like dead eye

JEWBS

>ywn go back to 2012 and relive it all again

JDIMSA

Who's this semen demon?

more like blacked careers

MEW

delete this

ALWAYS A GOOD TIME, YEP.

>be me
>be female
>all my friends say I'm the splitting image of her
>tfw I am Cred Forumss waifu

Come to me babeh

>be me
>be female

stopped reading there. women don't like film and don't have hobbies you're just a fag looking for replies

proof?

i wish it was still 2005

Tits or GTFO.

rene pls

Its a meme you dip

R€ddit: the autist poster

:(

you never had one

literally every former tv waifu

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Before Chappie:
>"Did you hear? Blomkamp might do an Alien movie! Yay!"
After Chappie:
>"Oh shit, don't let Blomkamp do an Alien movie!"

Katy Perry

DOA

pls be in Benghazi

Oh Jesus christ, she's in it too?

Thank god I never liked twin peaks. Worse lynch ever. Dune is at least acceptable.

three soon

>Friendliest of the three
>Living a comfy life

Dead career? Sure, but at least he's not a cunt.

But mew doesn't even have tits...

>Thank god I never liked twin peaks. Worse lynch ever. Dune is at least acceptable.

My man, dune is fun.

>Friendliest of the three
Remember seeing him on Top Gear, he seems like a chill dude.

He never needs to work again if he doesn't want to. He's worth millions and is probably still getting residuals.

>tfw your waifus career is dead

What's her name, Cred Forums?

Siri Suxx. She retired.

S-S...SUMMER GLAU ;___;

India Ennenga

she should've go into porn after Serenity, would be best for everyone

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why do you always spam this you larper fat neckbeard basement dwelling cuck

The feeling is mutual my chum.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALI

>new Twin Peaks will have Ayymanda Seyfried AND Mew

Wew

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*praaaaaaaaaap*

In her prime she was the best.
Cute, nice titties, perfect feet.
Wife material.

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Why does she style herself as if she was a 40 year old hooker? She's a beautiful girl t b h.

Member when Megan Fox was the hottest girl on the planet?

>used up, brain dead literal whore
>wife material

Pretty pathetic honestly

>used up
so what, virgin?
>brain dead
like most women
>literal whore
again, so what?

Nope

>literal whore
>so what

Jesus Christ man. Really think about what you're saying. Are you truly THAT desperate?

I'm not the virgin here.

you have the standards of one.

You would expect her to party herself to death like Lohan, but instead she got married and kept getting preggo.

First of all that has no bearing here. Second, you are clearly a virgin based on how you view women/wife material.

If you genuinely can't see how pathetic you sound, you're beyond help

>havent seen the trailer to the new guy richie king arthur film

youtube.com/watch?v=o0CsoPAlGlg

hes at 2:01

B E R L I N pls

She's a big girl

Liz

O S L O
S
L
O

RIP

Jennifer

Man fuck this site hiro downgraded so it takes forever when u click on a pic

>>baneposting is finally dead

:(

Thought it was just me

I was wondering if it was my internet or what. Did something happen?

I keep getting 404s too.

uhh a real siri waifubot would know suxx isn't even part of her name you freaking retard

fffffffffffffuck

Hothead heathen in denial

Mmm, memes.

WATCH IT KEANU

About Scout had its few comfy moments

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for you

I'm thirsty too, just thought I'd join in
Here's a (you)

RIP

I miss her.

>swn pound your tp

No antji....nooooooo

she was the most cute vampire

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toilet paper?

throatpucci

But what about his ice cream business?

would she fill my tummy with her cummies or shoot all on my face?

Maybe if you're a good little slut she might occasionally reward you with a facial.

if i'm real good would she maybe suck on mine a little?

LONDON
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Twin Peaks and Fargo? Wow that's impressive for anyone

Don't be silly

No problems here, must be you fags.

maybe as a birthday present or something

That's a man, baby

youtube.com/watch?v=zRTHdUte9Gw#t=08s

Why are so many Liz fans gay?

Looking good.

Liz, VJ (after RHPS is cancelled), and Daniella Monet could all star as themselves in the Victorious XXX parody. Shame the only one with a career is that cunt Grande.

She's not in Twin Peaks, what the fuck are you saying?

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there is nothing gay with wanting her to use your throat as a fuck sleeve

where is it said that she's in Twin Peaks? Searching for something and I get nothing

So how does lesbian sex work?

Do you stick your fingers down their throat?

this can't be happening

Futa is the thinking mans fetish.

>after RHPS is cancelled
it's a one off tv movie how will it be cancelled

holy shit i need more of this

Fags

Troll fag detected

How big do you think her dick is?

if you dont want her to bruise your throat with her 12 inch cock then you dont know SHIT about television or film

too big for my narrow but willing throat

You can be trained to accommodate her girth.

She's a big girl, it must be above 10 inches for sure.

so show me its body

post her lewd feet

Maybe.
I'm too busy posting on/tv/ to watch tv

how will she train me?

>tfw just finished the Wire and never watched TDKR
>he will be Carcetti to me forever before being CIA
feels good man

This is a shop right? No way her ass is that big?

Not that I'm complaining.

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yep

classic case of "cute as a kid" turned ugly adult

>Not posting pics
>all that fantasies histories

>images of Adam Sandler that didn't expect to make you cry, but they did

This but she didn't have one to begin with literal who

Top kek all these mew waifus

Television shows are literall all trash. Kill yourselves. Mew is on Cred Forums she has no career. You don't do Cred Forums unless you aren't getting any good film roles

Mew is shit

CIUST

THEN SHOW ME ITS BODY

Pretty big. 8 inches in lenght and 6 in girth. Uncut.

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You are shit.

Slutfu deserved better.

>implying movies are any better these days

You son of a bitch

shes so sexy!! better than saoirse!

wow i'd have a hard time fitting that in my butt

guys I just went to cvs and the girl behind the counter was a qt and she was preg I think she liked me how do I fug her?

Agree to raise her child. It will make her respect and want to fuck you.

>Her biggest roles currently are in the Sharknado movies and guest staring on Nickelodeon shows

why can't she find more work anons?

fuck that son

I really wanna fug a preg qt

teuce une

DELETE THIS

>On the biggest tv show

Why does every thread get shitted up by idiots?

That was so fun to see him on Curb Your Enthusiasm I got Amazon Prime finally and enjoying it very much. He was so young.

same, for the last 2 or 3 weeks. What's going on?

Eh !?

>twf no mew as your girl friend

is it too much to ask to click on a pic to see some ass without it saying 404?