You ready Partner?

>You ready Partner?
>Yeah... Lets finish this!

>Protag gets a girl
>she doesn't suck his soul, happiness, money and hope leaving him like an empty dead shell of nothingness and mediocrity
Ahahaha i mean wtf get over yourself hollywood

>Protagonist's girlfriend sees protagonist cry about his dead relative
>GF doesn't mock him and leave him along while he develops a crippling alcohol addiction while spending most of his days indoors out of immense depression

ahahahahahaha Hollywood can be "a bit" unrealistic haha

>I need 10 minutes
>you have 20

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This is a very nice post. Thank you to made this post a reality.

nahH, thaNK U, HoMiE.

>screw this up and I'll kill you myself

>X girl's friend tells the protagonist that X likes him
>it isn't all one big hoax to trick the protagonist into falsely believing that X actually likes him, when all she really thinks about the protagonist is that he's some loser

Tsk tsk, Hollywood, I understand the need for artistic freedom, but can you be a little closer to reality in your movies hahahaa please?

>We're not aiming for the truck