Where were you when kstew stole cara's gf?

Where were you when kstew stole cara's gf?

I didn't expect Annie to be such a hearbreaker.

Cara seems a bit boring and she probz had not a lot in common with uber talented Annie.

Also this is kstew's 3rd conquest within a couple of months.

>tfw St. Vincent has fucked both my waifus

She cucked me out of my celeb waifus. I hate this timeline

>my mom asks me to do something on her laptop
>I accidentally stumble on a folder with about 200 KStew pictures
wew

Annie is a weaponized waifu. She actively hunts down other waifus and cucks their orbiters.

Soooooooo, Cara's available?

why do all these rich people dress like the homeless

i have a bunch of late 80s early 90s giants sweaters with matching zubazz kstew can have if she lets me smell her feet

maybe user is a muslim? they get 4 waifus

>emma watson
>chloe moretz
>mary elizabeth winstead
>that fat chick girlfriend show

Cred Forums has the worst waifus.

who's YOUR waifu, tough guy?

is there some sort of word for getting cucked by a lesbian girl? its my fetish but i could never find any porn of it

elle fanning

gross

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it's sickening what the western society has become

you're in no position to talk shit

Just about anyone, really.

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literally kill yourself pig fucker

>discussing the love lives of multiple homely women
reevaluate

Based KStew, finally ditched the hags she used to fug for high tier Annie.
Cara literally is not in the Suicide Watch

oily fanning is a future fuckin clomo

prob supports killary and hates men

>Cara being single is a bad thing

She's on the market, we all have a chance now

shes already fucking Dakota Johnson

Jesus christ she's a lesbian too?

just friends lad, means nothing we can still get in there

All actors are gay.

>implying it wasn't Cara who ditched this hack

Also, why does Annie seem to only date younger women? She's 8 years older than Kristen

Leo and Cara are the biggest Chads on earth.

its like she's asking to have her ass grabbed

Ultimate surrender

So hot that kstew is a lesbian top

I didnt rly like her before this

what ass?

heh reminds me of that story where sandra bullock stole Jolie's secret gf right up from under her

I love Kristen Stewart
She's my favourite actress

go on tell me more

All I can picture is Jolie tribbing on some chick and then Bullock just walks in the room, grabs her by the wrist and goes "YOINK"

and Jolie's cumming so hard she doesn't notice until she looks down and realizes she's just humping a pillow

taking jewish producer cock has turned them all into dykes

I still have Ellen Page. Annie hasn't ruined her yet.

would kstew fuck my boipussi with a strapon?

Lesbians are better than straight people actually

Probably, if you're feminine enough.

I'm kinda twinkish I guess.

LOL even I have a bigger ass.

>men will go extinct in your lifetime
>the world will be populated entirely by qt lesbians who reproduce through parthenogenesis

I am a dyke
Ask a dyke anything ama

Man, being a man is super shit

U never knew KStew was gay

Did Robert Pattinson turn her lesbian?

what's it like to live every day in sin and know that when you die you'll be tormented forever in the fires of Hell?

Hot