***Substitute Teacher rolls this in***

...

That and My Cousin Vinnie

Naruto

youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

12 posts in and no Remember the Titans?

For shame!

Watched Joyeux Noel in history once, was dope.

Billy Buys a Condom: Your Penis and You

Romeo + Juliet

Pretended to be sick and left school about 30 mins in.

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This. I graduated high school in 2004 and became a substitute teacher for a few years every god damn gym class before and after was the same

Snow Dogs

Triumph of the Will

Shrek in Spanish with English subtitles

The Prince of Egypt.

Sky High

>Watching R movies in grade school
get real nigga

used to rent these all day everyday

>GARY indiana gary indIANA gaRY INDIana let me say it ONCE AGAIN

Fuck you I'm old

Every single fucking time.

Cat's Eyes

Watched The Orphanage in Spanish for a halloween treat, first horror film and that bitch missing her jaw spooped me good.

My senior year of high school one of my teachers showed us 12 angry men, citizen kane, a beautiful mind, requiem for a dream, and inception
An unrelated teacher showed us Wrong Turn 3...

Watched the skeleton episode after having an existential crisis as a five year old. Would not recommend.

What grade school has law class?

History of Grain

Robot Dinosaurs ATTACK

October Sky

FUCK man.

We watched Super Size Me when it was first released and the teacher used it as a "caution" for what fast food can do to you.

When I pointed out that the results were exaggerated and like most things you're supposed to enjoy it in moderation, not 4 times a day, she sent me out of class for disrupting, even though she asked for our thoughts on it

Fuck I hated school

History class has never been this fucking hype.
youtube.com/watch?v=PDEJqy_NOOo

SOOOOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Cartkino

every English literature class, every year

Avatar, my school for some reason had a boner for this fucking movie. Maybe because they bought the BD first?

Green Mile

People say you miss school once you leave, I do not.

We watched Donnie Darko and the teacher went on an odd spiel that ended up being his own theory on the events of the film

Pretty sure it was him that posted it online

hey, whats your favorite planet???

Same here. I remember being made to watch it in 2 different classes on the same day.

Probably watched it about 4 times that year. Can't stand that movie and haven't watched it since.

Video about her

>Decisive Battles in history class
youtube.com/watch?v=cax2vIb22nc

Who

>hey there, smoothskin

We had an American teacher at school and she would get extremely butthurt when we would point out that the US has an obesity problem. She was in complete denial. It was all very surreal and fun.

Mysterious Skin.

Is that the girl that got burned buy the gas in the old Mustang? That pissed me off because my autobody teacher was a Chevy guy and made us watch it all the time because he hated Fords. What a brand loyalist faggot he was.

Fuck I hate your teacher

For some reason, in my high school's Freshman German class, my Russian cougar of a teacher left explicit instructions that we were to watch one of three films: Monty Python's Holy Grail, Run Lola Run, or the Phantom Menace.

On the other hand, in what was supposed to be an American History class, the teacher (Who was a gym teacher/coach first and a teacher second) would just have us watch the classic Trek movies and then discuss them.

It was fun, but it was no wonder I was woefully under-prepared for college.

Is there shota of this comic? Serious question.

GARLIC BREAD

It was always either Jurassic Park or October Sky. We also got to watch Glengarry Glenn Ross in marketing class and Roman Polanski's MacBeth in advanced writing.

Fuck, I feel old. Did no one else watch Square One? It was either that, or Willy Wonka, back in the day.

Twister or Lorenzo's Oil

>Catholic school

>classic Trek movies

>planet earth was 10 years ago

Underrated post. Made me kek

Plenty of porn of Superboy. Look up the artist rico on gelbooru or pixiv.

The Magic Schoolbus
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Fern Gully
Pocohantas
The Neverending Story
James and the Giant Peach
Amadeus
Roots
Dead Poets Society
Remember the Titans
The Patriot
Recount

>watched Braveheart in English class
>got an exam about it
>aced it
feels good, thank god for the morrocans and turks in my country that only know how to speak arabic and bring the standards for what you should be capable of in languages way down.

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My health teacher in Middle School, was ironically the fattest person I've ever met, and, he would often play pic related. I have no idea why.

>tfw final frontier uhura dance scene

absolutely disgusting

Star Trek: The Motion Picture through Trek VI. We skipped V and the TNG films since Coach said they were "garbage and didn't get the point".

why season 4?

>last two days of band before christmas vacation

Lol, sub teacher literally showed our class this when I was in grade 8 in 1988.

FUCKING DRUMLINE

Oh, not season 4. I just googled Man Vs. Wild and that was the first image result.

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>that kid who brought one of those fancy universal remotes and would randomly stop the VCR or turn the TV off and the teacher would go nuts trying to figure out what was wrong

His failed actor demo reel

I had one of those.
Built into a watch.

>mfw having one of those nerds around while Romeo and Juliet was playing and endlessly going back to the balcony scene and pausing whenever the best cleavage was shown.

I really liked it

This. I hated grade school, high school, college, law school, all of it. Being an adult is where it's at.

I went to Catholic school, but we had really low standards. When i was in 7th grade (2003) the 8th grade class above somehow got away with watching Halloween H2O for Halloween. We got jyped and couldn't even watched Harry fucking Potter.

>using a VHS to play a soundtrack
>while the cathoid ray tube in the machine buzzes away

The Buttercream Gang. Funny how that name now has a COMPLETELY different meaning now.

youtube.com/watch?v=qm9SO6Kazd4

The movie
I just saved the first image

>Had weird old man english teacher freshman year
>Watching R+J
>The class knows about the nudity and keeps making jokes
>Some kid makes a joke about how Romeo is naked for a whole scene but we only get one second of tits
>English teacher laughs and rewinds to the tits and pauses while the boys laugh and conceal their erections
>Teacher says "You know she's 14 in this scene"
>Keeps the tits on screen for a solid minute, way after the joke expired
>Fast forwards back to where we were
>We never discussed it again and nothing bad happened

YES YOU'RE THE GREAT JESUS CHRIST

shit

4th, 5th, and 6th grade were legitimately the best years of my life. Does it ever just kill anyone thinking about how you will never get to relive those days again? I can only hope there's an afterlife when you can be thrown back to live them again.

Florida?

CUT YOU UP

PUT YOU IN A LOCKERRRRR

Our standards weren't any better, but the teacher who put this on taught history as well as religious ed.
I remember he put Becket on and even the stoners shut the fuck up and watched.

I can't find it for the life of me but we watched some live action like feature-length movie split up into sections about a mexican teenage girl who was visiting some city with something about a ranch house and two bumbling 'bad guys' who were chasing her down only to finally reveal that she had long lost relatives in the town and would inherit the ranch, or some shit like that. We watched that across an entire semester on one of those TV cart things

WHAT WAS IT CALLED? fucking google can't help me here

Especially when you consider Ford fixed that problem in like 69 or 70 and he was harping about it in the early 2000s and gave me shit for working on a fox body Mustang from the 80s while my daily driver was a Chevy truck.

in the last week of school every teacher had a copy of The Truman Show and Forrest Gump.

FUCK RUDY EVERY GOD DAMN FUCKING TIME

SOME KID IN THE BACK I FORGET WHAT HAPPENS IN RUDY LET'S WATCH THAT

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET WE HAVE SEEN IT AT LEAST GOD DAMN 6 TIMES IN THE PAST 8 YEARS

Sounds like a tele-novela
That's going to be hard to find.

>planet earth is getting a sequel
youtu.be/c8aFcHFu8QM

I saw the movie Holes like, 15 times throughout all of my schooling.

yeah it had that feel, but it was specifically written and filmed for highschool level spanish classes. Like it had chapters with different vocab words and worksheets based on each one, etc. Was probably made in the early 2000s

Reading Rainbow

This or A Beautiful Mind

>Latin class

Ghost Ship

>world history

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure

>Puts on Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
>Never get to finish it in class

Fucking hated it when that happened.

WHAT IN THE FUCK.

I still whistle that opening music to this day and had completely forgotten where it came from until now. Jesus Christ, you just sent me back user.

Jurassic Park
Forbidden Planet
The Mighty Ducks

YUP
youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo

>SOMEBODY
At least we got Lano and Woodley in drama class instead of Shrek for the millionth time

The Phantom Menace in science class.

What did my teacher mean by this?

During the last week of school my teacher let me bring in Austin Powers for all of us to watch.
Apparently neither the teacher nor anyone in class had seen it yet, or even heard of it for some reason.
I was the only one laughing during the whole thing, while everyone else just looked confused

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Glad to see not everyone has the same shit taste you do.
Perhaps there is still hope left.

what was it like back then grand papa?wtf kind of repressed Amish school did you go to user?

What kills me the most is how I look back on times fondly when I thought I was completely miserable at the time, and I realize that I'll probably look back on my present day the same way. I fear that I will never be satisfied in the present moment.

>be in P.E.
>rainy day
>coach plays Rudy, Remember the Titans or Hoosiers

who the fuck watched movies in gym class?

Amerifats.

Calgary AB

I recall them always skipping the bits with the abusive alcoholic day growing up. I wonder why...

A Walk to Remember.

Roots...again

im an amerifat and i never watched a movie in gym

Glory

youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

The patriot... dvd widescreen edition

Fourth grade english was great.

woops

The same smurfs video again

>Patrician sub
Heavyweights
>Feminist hambeast
Freedom Writers

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD

fuck yeah Patriot is super comfy

>tfw the county shut down the elementary school I went to because they felt the community there was too close it is was too much like a "private school" since the parents cared so much about it
fucking liberals

>not playing kickball in the gym

it was comfy kino. an old vhs rip. the clop clop sounds of people walking around triggered my asmr

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>ywn again dream up remote controlled gadget capers while flipping through a Sharper Image catalogue

I had a world history teacher that came in hungover (or drunk we didn't really know which) on Mondays and basically declared it to be movie day. So we watched whatever the hell he liked as far as movies were concerned. He had pretty decent taste considering it was the first time I ever saw Blade Runner.

Then there was my marketing teacher who thought The Apprentice was somehow educational. High School was pretty retarded.

youtu.be/0FLQ_h_LaqA

My last year of high school we watched myth busters in science class every Friday and we had a block schedule so I had that class only 3 days a week and one was a guaranteed movie day.

What fucking state did you live in?

Here they would just tell them to fuck off and probably even turn it into a private school.

Remember the Titans
Shrek
Finding Nemo

Virginia, outside of DC

I saw this in Religion class in 2002 and still think about it to this day.

What a great movie.

Yeah that shit wouldn't fly in Montana. There's a general attitude of "go fuck yourself" here that the east doesn't have.

We watched this in english class one year

>ywn be 10 years old ever again

just fucking behead me

I watched this move in class every year from 6th through 12th grade eventually I asked if there was a reason we were watching it so much and the best answer I got was "your teachers just must really like it" I was thinking it was like hidden in the curriculum or something weird like that.

HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEEEDS

It's just the sign of a lazy professor/teacher. As if you couldn't explain a hung jury in just a few sentences.

lazy teacher for law class or english? I loved my teacher that showed us 12 angry men in english, she was cute as hell too

youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

holy hell. I can't even remember the last time I thought about that show

>I BROUGHT MY PENCIL

what did jew mean by this?

Probably both but high school teachers are usually shitheads. When I was at University the biggest dumbasses were people who wanted to be teachers. I mean, a lot of them were people who were too dumb to go into law/forestry/biology or whatever so they went after their certification.

I'm sure she was great. I had an English teacher my senior year that was very nice and attractive but looking back, she was extremely naive and I would dismiss somebody like her as a moron now.

>rainy day
>walk into gym
>gym teacher is standing next to wooden peg ladder with a stop watch
>rest of gym is filled with tumbling mats and orange cones
>mfw

FUCK

The R.E./Philosophy teacher showed us American History X in our Human Rights Film Group. We watched other 18+ movies as well. He was super cool about it

fuck i hated when this happened

Fuck you I love Rudy.

The rest of those movies are ass.

Excalibur!

Because social studies class.

Best movies I ever watched in school
>The Year of Living Dangerously
>The Searchers
>Cleo de 5 a 7
>Primer
All of which we watched in English class Junior year after my teacher got a season-ending pregnancy and we had this super cool old stoner come out of retirement and decided to give the class As and watch his favorite movies

Worst movie I ever saw was Fly Boys in History class. That shithole movie made a joke of the Lafayette Escadrille, and my great grandfather flew with Lafayette Escadrille and I told my teacher afterward how much I fucking hated it in light of my knowledge of the subject

That movie is fucking garbage, James Franco should be shot for it

t. what I watched in high school

it was literally only remember the titans for me

Amistad, American History X, and Gandhi

t. Scotland

Schindler's List
The Pianist
Life is Beautiful

I'm an 8th grade teacher. I played Eddie Murphy, The Haunted Mansion. Shit was good.

conjunction junction... what's your function...

Elementary:
Alive-O (went to a Catholicfag school)
Cats Eye
Bill Nye
Harry Potter movies
The Iron Giant

High school:
Shrek 2
300
Polanski's Macbeth
Lord of the Flies
Let Him Have It
The Green Mile
Volver
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

her ass when she's pluggin in the tv

>read starship troopers in high school
>other english teachers showed the movie but ours held a poll including it
>we ended up watching serenity

Our English teacher showed us Road Trip in ninth grade.

>have to hear about racial tension in the southeast
>live in the northwest and it has zero impact on anyone here ever
>b-but the political message!

Deaf ears you liberal arts major. Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about or why we're watching this. It's like, at least 30% of us had one or more Canadian parent and this is some idiotic bullshit. Fuck Remember the Titans.

Porn for biology class

Did you get to see those tits?

That and more.

music class grade 8

>Fuck Remember the Titans.

baka famalam

remember the titans is #woke

fucking browncoatfags are the worst

>"most overrated" threads keep appearing
>no one has posted Firefly yet
There was the professional slut, and nothing else.

>tfw high school english teacher was a race-baiter who made us watch this movie 3 times in one semester

>that aztec flute medley
das it mane

Dude I totally forgot about that. My orchestra teacher played that every year right before Christmas break. We also played the Requiem every year at the winter concert. Hell I can still do the hand movements. I have that song down to hell and back.

The Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers

Princess Bride and Memento were the best films I got to watch in high school.

Fuck that movie and fuck you.

Every asshole teacher who could get a television out of the AV room played it. It also plays like, a thousand fucking times every month of March. Fuck it to death.

>in history class with sjw teacher
>watching movie about the chicano movement
>she's crying in the back of the class
>writes some questions down on the board, one of them is what more would you like to know about the chicano movement
>write "nothing"
>she happens to walk by my desk and looks at my paper specifically
>"typical white male answer, doesn't care about anyone but himself"

The old Romeo and Juliet where you get to see her tit.

>chicano movement

What the fuck is that?

I despise public school teachers. They're self-indulgent jackasses.

Mexican shit, you know the ones who constantly say how California is Mexican and shit?

it was some insignificant shit about mexican kids in some area protesting about getting a better education or something

The Graduate

>the milf in the movie is kinda looked like our English teacher.
>awkward eye contact with her everytime the milf was in the scene.

Oh I know, but I didn't know there was an actual movement. I suppose they forgot the part where the US military moved in and spanked the shit out the Spanish to claim California. The war ended and borders were drawn. They conceded that territory as the defeated party in negotiation. It's fair and square.

Not just that, they literally think "Aztlan" was in California, they claim they're native to the area since before the Navajo and shit. They're that ridiculous

wow guys

My Year 13 Math teacher played Lesbian Vampire Killers, it was the last class before exams and he asked us which of his clearly torrented films we wanted to watch on the projector

>Watch Watership Down on one of these in 2nd grade.

Also our Social Science Teacher made us watch High School Musical........

Archaeological evidence proves otherwise. the Aztecs were never there aside from perhaps a few idiots who were killed by the inhabiting tribes. It's not their land and it never was.

Most of this shit is driven by pure greed.

Go ask the Blackfeet of the mountain west if they want their territory back. In exchange, they don't get to have anything that they wouldn't have invented themselves. Which is basically everything since they didn't even have agriculture before European expansion.

>that young white twink that was afraid of the black kids

wanted to black him so bad, damn. he'd be begging for bbc in his tight lil boipucci

>"Whats Calculas?"
made me lose my shit every time.

wow... that's an oldie. sure I saw it years ago but all I remember is "me and my arrow"

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Probably October Sky. They fucking always showed that

for real?

i watched Channel One News in high school with Lisa Ling and Brian Tochi from Revenge of the Nerds.

>tfw ling and tochi haven't aged one bit since 1993

Tits*

Fapped to olivia Hussey idek how many times as a kid

>substitute teacher rolls in tv
>say "fuck me, the school can afford a tv!?" out loud in class
>teacher looses his shit and slams both hands on the desk
>"I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN MY CLASS"
>instant detention

I never did find out what the class watched

Alright Cred Forums test your obscurity knowledge, i've been looking for this forever.

>I saw this in the early 2000s, but based on the practical effects it was probably the 80's or 90's.

>Live action
>I saw this in music class and I remember it had a musical theme to it, glowing notes and whatnot
>only scene that really vividly sticks in my mind is a women (whom I presume to be the main character) walking up to a white house in the daylight (I remember greenery around the house) and she goes to the door. The door knocker or door handle is in the shape of either a man or a man done up in a shitty lion getup, and it starts singing/talking to her. His face is gold.
>I remember even as a little kid thinking it was fucking weird, but I was enraptured.
>it may be a different film I saw in that class, but I also vaguely remember a ballerina dancing with big scary rat people in the dark

Help!

anderson cooper was on channel one too

>he's now an obnoxious pretentious dipshit shilling for Hillary

I WISH HE HAD DIED INSTEAD

I WISH BILL NYE DIED BEFORE TWITTER WAS INVENTED

An outdated lab safety video where an old bottle of ether can potentially cause a firestorm.

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Second one sounds like the Nutcracker

Shrek. Every time this happened for 5 fucking years it was Shrek.

HOLY FUCK I FOUND IT AHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=PFmsINPkDUI

I FUCKING REMEMBER NOW
This film is downright Lynchian, far weirder than kazoo kid.

>last day of Junior High
>Shrek, Die Hard, and Kung Pow

Our homeroom teacher was rad as hell.

you expect a scientist to support Donald "global warming is a chinese conspiracy and vaccines cause autism" trump?

He isn't a scientist.

Fuck I'd completely forgot about this

loved this in school

hit me the other day, which is rare
but life keeps bringing me new good things, and going back to being a kid would mean some of them would have to go away

comfy movie senpai

A movie that was innocent yet had boobies in it.

I'm getting the feeling you didn't get the whole story.

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but seriously thou, how many different movies like this exist out there, where some teacher comes to teach in some ghetto class and try to change their ways.
I can swear I saw at least 5 different ones during my lifetime, and it's not like I was actively searching for them, but just accidentally stumbled upon them on tv.

Is man vs wild is discoverykino?

no, he's an engineer, which is like a scientist but practical
t. guy who wanted to be a scientist until he realized what engineering is

I know that feel all too well.

>You will never again know the joy of coming home from school and playing with your Bionicles and browsing the early 2000's internet

I wouldn't mind dying if I knew I would get to relive my life just one more time.

>you will never go back in time, loose weight and rail goth girls
>you will never relive your life and prevent all the awkward moments
>you will never experience 04chan

Which school district? From the same area and the parents are pretty serious about the education up there.

I can feel it, man. The 90s coming to an end. Sitting there in the class. The teacher wheels it out. On comes Eyewitness. Some cop comes in to talk about D.A.R.E. We're given a quiz on where all the states are on a map. The Scholastic Book Club ads that get passed around. Time to cover our books! I got a cool outer space cover where you can see all nine planets in our solar system.

Oh, there's the bell for lunch. It's pizza day, but not really. It's french bread pizza day. And for some reason, the bags are in milk. Can't wait to go to middle school; they have milk in cartons there, I hope. Some friends are over there playing pogs. Dang, how'd he sneak a soda into the cafeteria? You brought your Game Boy? Wish I had brought mine. This Kadabra has just been sitting in my game -- I'll bring it tomorrow if my mom lets me.

Back to class. We have to read from a book out loud. I hope I don't call the teacher mom again.

And before you know it, it's time to go. There's mom at the end of the block. Just gonna open the door to this '96 Nissan Quest, listen to some classic rock, and enjoy the ride home where my Nintendo 64 is waiting for me...

>Nissan Quest
>not your dad's last sportscar before mom made him sell it
I just wanna go fast..

>the bags are in milk
bluh?

I've been here almost that long, trust me when I say 99.9% of people here today would have hated how weeaboo and slow moving 04chan was.

Not even Canadian -- not anywhere near Canada. But for some reason, in like 4th and 5th grade, the bags started coming in milk.

I never drank it. Was too annoying to drink.

It's not too late user. I'm currently railing a 16 year old goth/skater girl, I'm 24

>Kids today will never know the struggle of putting a straw in a milk pouch.

Cali? I remember these from when I went to school in the San Diego area.

Kids love the movie days

NorCal, and yup, that's what I mean.

>europoors have to take entire history classes for a couple hundred years of a country's history across the planet

Feels good being a burger

>Freshman
>college
>gym

He's clearly American dumbass

Degenerate please leave

>it's degenerate to legally have sex with a fully grown woman

thanks for this user

>he can only connect with people 8 years his junior
16 is not fully developed mentally, speaking as a former 16 year old.

saw this in a hotel room while on a school trip, everyone was talking about it the next day

The sub's home movies of him poopin.

Remember the titans.

>implying 30 year old women are fully developed mentally either

Who in charge of running the projector master race here?

you got me there

>it's an overhead projector doesn't work episode
>it's a clean the filter warning episode

Romeo and Juliet
The teacher stands in front of the titties when they come out tho.

What makes you think that I can only connect with people 8 years my junior? I've dated women my own age and they're no more fully developed mentally than 16 year olds, just saggier and looser. Every man prefers to eat lamb instead of mutton, the only people that claim otherwise are the people that can't get any

>when you sat near the overhead projector and you flipped the bird over it while the teacher wasn't looking and everyone giggled

was just going to post this. my teacher stopped the video and fast forwarded over that part.
fucking bitch.

Deep Throat.

Never saw this pompous jackass, but it was always ALWAYS some educational video- that I swear was designed for- that would dull my mind to oblivion from the 1980's.

Did you guys go to a mormon school or something? My teacher just said "try to be mature about this please".

I'd wager the majority of 16 year old girls are more mentally developed than you, troglodyte.

nope, but that particular teacher was religious as hell (and an idiot). Funnily enough he might even have been Mormon, can't remember.

>Seventh grade teacher was this old nun (Catholic school)
>She was also the head science teacher for grades 5-8
>She was cool as shit, always making jokes and making learning boring shit genuinely fun
>Used to always show us Eyewitness videos in class once a week
>Eighth grade comes around
>Teacher is an old cunt who hates kids
>Doesn't prepare us for high school
>Doesn't care whether we learn or not
>mfw cunt teacher died last week at 75 and based old nun is still kicking at 87

i hope this is a normal fieldtrip

>mfw got to watch Air Force One, Evil Dead 2, and In the Line of Fire in history class

it's a really awkward feel having a teacher you didn't like die IMHO
it happened to me in high school the year after I had that teacher because she was a fat bastard-- see this is what I mean, I still feel awkward saying that because she was my teacher and she never boiled puppies alive or anything, she just a bitch (although she take an innocuous non-school paper of mine once and never gave it back, she said she'd give it back at the end of the school year and when the time came she said she threw it away, I still consider that theft)

I didn't envy you guys and I never understood why any of you wanted to maintain that tedious, finicky piece of anachronistic shit.

With enough ingenuity it can.

my mom used to rent these from the library

This

In Soviet Russia education right up to higher education had state funding, and they had achieved total employment.

I don't miss school and I don't miss youth. I miss the youth I never had, the youth the world could never have given me.

Bill Nye motherfucker

Alright, you made me audibly laugh. Good work.

The Last Starfighter, damn where has the 30 years since gone?

>all nine planets
jdimsa

Holy shit. The memories. I rented these all the time. The skeleton one is legit nightmare fuel that still creeps me out to this day though.

tfw your teacher wasn't paying attention and we saw the tits in romeo and juliet

Kek

Oh shut up and grow up

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>mfw it stops right as she rolls over and you see those 14 year old pancake titties

My history teacher would always turn on Info Wars documentarys

Prince of Egypt
Remember the Titans
Holes
Dick Van Dyke Show
Mary Tyler Moore Show
Mulan
Bill Nye
Roots
Spaceballs
Half of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Macbeth or One Flew Over the Cuckhold's Nest

>you will never go to school on the arctic nazi base

Saw all these in Religion class

>Schindlers List
>Shawshank
>Alive
>City of God
>12 Angry Men
>Fight Club
>Syriana
>Invictus
>Apocalypto

Teachers are slave-driver prison guards employed by the state to keep innocent children from doing anything productive or enjoyable in society until their spirits have been broken. It is perfectly okay to wish any of them dead. Don't feel bad.

Classic tits to be watched on HS

The BBC...
*BBC pornhub

Radio

mah nigga

No, but I'd rather them not support a literal felon either

Our social studies teacher would always put on Top Gun when he couldn't be fucked actually teaching.

We found out he was later fired for "living with" another man (It was a Christian school, wew lad).

Romeo and Juliet, Of Mice and Men both in English Class.

Beach Landing from Saving Private Ryan in History in 2000.

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You sound like a little shit. Guess thats why you come here.

This glorious shit

>Teacher played something R rated
>Watch her scramble to fast-forward past the naughty parts

There are people that eat fast food for weeks at a time, like truck drivers. You never really got out of your idiotic bubble from High school did you?

Are truck drivers your bastion of health?

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this honestly

350 lb shut-in right here

I watched that mediocre epidemic thriller with Dustin Hoffman like 6 times throughout High school. Fucking science classes.

The Land Before Time and Labyrinth were popular choices when I was a kiddo.

So whats the new bump limit on Cred Forums threads?

I hated high school as well, but at least a lot of the femteachers I had were at least mildy attractive. One was this tomboyish science teacher who was always my favorite because she told me that I should go to college and get a job in writing since all my papers were light-years better than the rest of the class.

Then there was this sub... I shit you not when I say she was a certified piece of ass. She looked like Katie Perry but with more pronounced hips and slightly larger tits. Every single dude in all her classes was super uncomfortable because it was like being taught by a walking sexdoll.
Her name was even Miss Darling. It was something from a damn teen comedy.

Uh no? he said what happens in the documentary is exaggerated only because it never adhered to his lifestyle
Right because saying "Mcdolans doesnt make me fat it's all exaggerated it's a lie." Makes me the 350 lb. Mmmk lardo

That was beautiful.

No one not even truck drivers eat McDonalds like Spurlock did in Supersize Me (breakfast, lunch, dinner 7 days a week) you stupid fuck.

eurofag here