/bb/ Big Brother OTT

so do i anal doesnt take your vcard

slap the booties and investigate the titties sittin status

I'd try to form the biggest alliance in the history of reality tv.
16 people? We're forming a 15 person alliance against that unlucky soul

I'd make a final 2 deal with them just in case tho

target the gay and blacks

whip my dick out

it's worked for shrimpman

work on my social game to have a good relation with just about everyone (and so I wouldn't be percieved to be kissing the HoH's ass), that way I wouldn't be the first boot

I'd form a 16 person alliance with the help of Devin's spirit and then we'd play a game of russian roulette to determine the first to go

That's because you're a race traitor.

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This girl gets it

I claim you as my waifu

but im white..

how do i clean my asshole before anal?

A Toothbrush

Ammonia and bleach

>Shelby and Alex read buzzfeed

fucking dropped

>buzzfeed

and you faggots think alex is worth anything

id cum on her face while she browses Cred Forums and teach her our ways

Bridgette said she browses Buzzfeed too and really likes their lists.

Suppository

>Cred Forums

I think you fell asleep, it's not 2007 anymore friendo

seek mental help

im like johnny appleseed but with cum and womens faces are my land

can you guys stop?

I still go there for faps, but Alex doesn't masturdbate so yeah

semen == love

grow up bitch

well looks like secret weapon alliance is confirmed
scott shelby and alex are the members

you honestly need help

how do i get a /bb/ gf?

you seem upset. would you like some semen?

avoiceformen.com/sexual-politics/semen-love-drug-or-health-food/

>There is now ample evidence that absorption of semen can be mood enhancing for women and may even reduce levels of depression in women.

fuck off

The samefag train never stops

>Vaginal absorption of semen may reduce the chance of breast cancer by up to 50% in some women.[8] More generally it may inhibit tumour formation.[9]

Enjoy tit cancer

Scott is going to get FUCKED by the sister twist now that he's going all in with Alex

>Oral sex (and the subsequent exposure and consumption of semen) appears to be beneficial too. Many of the effects noted for vaginal sex may also apply for oral sex. Amazingly, fellatio may be the cure for morning sickness during pregnancy.[14]

suck dick when your sick and youll get better

by stop being a namefag

whats your problem?

This is why gross boys should fuck off and make their own inferior big brother general.

exactly

>Scott setting himself up for a final 5 of Alex, Shelby, Justin and Jason where he can play the middle
>so comfy

I am spreading facts on how to be safe and live a happy healthy life. you are being negative and immature.

>Do women enjoy having men ejaculate on their faces? Not being a woman, I wouldn’t know, but I doubt it. What, then, is the internal logic of such a scene? Perhaps that it doesn’t matter what the woman likes – she’ll like whatever the man wants her to like because she has no inner life of her own, in turn because she’s not a real person. Then there is the power-aspect. As a form of sexual gratification, porn is fairly unsatisfactory – most of us, I would hope, have better sex at home. What, then, is the added ingredient in porn? One suspects that it’s not really about sex – the central theme is power. As such, porn is implicitly violent. It is eroticized hatred.

Reminder: Your brain has been poisoned.

um I'm being immature? look at your fucking posts you creep

My posts say how to defeat depression and show love between two consenting adults.

You show signs of being raped, untrusting and just general hate in your heart.

They all are. This is a fact. Never met a woman who didnt like bb

It's just that one fag constantly shitting up the threads. Frankly I am about ready to leave until BB19 because of him, and I'm a content creator. Mod needs to ban him

>Kryssie, the powerlifter who never lifts weights, having NO problem lifting that whole carton of ice cream to her big mouth.

I'm done with you
bye

>content creator
ill start printing your content and cumming on it

seek help

Hope you know that you are literally the worst part of this community and are driving away members.

At least try to be humorous with your cum posting. It's the same fucking thing over and over and frankly it's boring

>shelby: i kinda wanna know if you're gonna put me on the block if you're gonna be hoh
>shrimpman: i think you're gonna be outta here by then

SHELBY SHOOK

hey
stop

as long as big brother has a budget of under $10 a comp my shitposting will stay under that value too

>no shrimps given

At least that would be something new. You're the most boring person on here

Semen fag is going to single-handedly kill /bb/

who wants to see my cum?

you guys just ignore it you know

>Constantly brags about huge swinging dick
>Smaller than his thumb

Knew it. Only average sized guys try to convince people their hog is big

could*

This.

Some angry girl keeps giving him (You)s which frankly pisses me off more than that boring turd. Fucking quit it bitch

lol shelby so shook

aw the cake is bad :(

id cum it it to give it flavor

do i cum on this?

I'm going back to /r/bb

i knew the reddit fag was the cumfag

Hey stupid cunt(s), quit responding to him and he will piss off eventually.

You are genuinely just as bad as him.

>misted
these are both me btw :^)

/bb/ is cancer everywhere.

fuck this im going to bb africa

Scott Shrimpman Shelby final 3 will be a reality

im goin back to twitter
way to ruin the thread

i hope shelby gets out soon so i can go to the bungalow and cum on her before finale to show you faggots girls enjoy it

Fuck it, I'm bailing too.

What's the point of pushing the Danielle thing if this is the kind of thread bb is now. Not even fun anymore

shelby gangbang after show

>implying that alliance will get that far before America decimates them

I don't think people are seeing how boned the girls are after Danielle goes and the full wrath of America is focused back to them

shelby going to be drenched by so many dudes

throw a funeral for myself

>after Danielle goes

Ha well memed. Morgan is going up and going home. To think otherwise is delusion

Danielle is black you dont have to push anything shes out

Sometimes you should be told to stop instead of just ignoring things.

He's been ignored for a long time before this

you can ignore me all you want but its obvious you are all jealous i am going to be an alpha male and go after shelby and cover her in jizz

no fuck off moron
if you've dealt with this shit in other generals you'd know to just ignore
replying encourages them

Yeah I guess you're not wrong.

Honestly I am this close to spamming Cred Forums thread with gore until a mod will drop in and ban semen kid.

I swear mods on Cred Forums are absolutely worthless dickless spineless pieces of shit

who /snf/ here?

Does Krispy know she's going up? I want to see her cry

i have gone through like 100 ips already, im not a moron.

wrong

truth

she's been crying the last two days
she acts like she wants to go home but being put up will make her cry too
either way you're gonna get to see it

screencap of her crying? ill even cum on that wilderbeast for the team

>ignore it until it goes away

Yet, he's been posting his mentally ill cumposting for weeks now WHILE being ignored, and he continues to do so. Sound logic

Ugh seriously just go away

yet he's never gone this crazy because usually people just ignore it for the most part?
just chill out

want a semen pop? ill freeze some in an icecube tray for you

scott is so lucky

>not putting semen in a girl by the age of 20
>lucky

someone cap this kino miror shot on cam four with whitney in the foreground

Living the dream

alright just report all the posts

yeah, no. It's always been like this

its cool ill just change my IP again, or go on from one of my mobile phones that janitors cannot ban because its shared by everyone

scott literally orgasming

so its ok when scott cums but not me? what the fuck

Do you even watch big brother? Why are you here??? Go back to Cred Forums

Well congrats cumfag, you got attention and made some girls feel uncomfortable.

I'd berate you, but there is a 100% chance that you are doing this because you are unable to get attention from women in the real world, so instead I'll just feel pity go back to ignoring you.

Just know that I think you're a cool dude bro. And I'd wingman you into some grade A pussy ya dig?

yeah i have it up right now faggot. do you even get a massage once or twice a year?

Yeah absolutely

thank you buddy. i really did just need a friend.

you up to Eiffel tower some bitches? im ok with making it rain cum on a bitch as long as dicks do not touch.

>girls
>on Cred Forums
>watching big brother
they were all guys

>he scared away all the girl feeds posters

>scott is so lucky
he's getting led on by girls who don't even like him. How's that lucky?

Sure, man. Let's get the bomb squad together for a meeting and we'll go over the details

>he scared away the preop or postop

its okay guys Im a girl

when did you get your dick reversed?

SAFETY CEREMONY SOON

SCOTT WILL GIVE A SPEECH AND KRISPY WILL BREAK DOWN

Scott's already eying you

guys watching big brother are in the minority

For anyone that wants to help campaign. Part 1.

why does justin hate our girl?

facts show if you are on Cred Forums you have a dick

You can't mist me

For anyone that wants to help campaign. Part 2.

ALL HAIL THE VIRGIN KING

>neely is a tin foil hat conspiracy theorist

no, shes black

>shane just shows up picking his nose

wow Danielle ran an page on tumblr saying she hates ghetto niggers wow

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shes askking for a load like a good girl

How are you Americans keeping this series going so long? I swear it's been like 18 weeks.

Thank god at least one other user cares about this.

Let's get this shit done so anons who did nothing can say WE DID IT

The better season ended 3 weeks ago and there's a new season right now

the transgendered series was not well received as you can see in this picture.

the real series is on now

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Hey user who said twice yesterday that he'd upload the vid of Krispy rolling her eyes at Shrimpman talking about praying

Did your bbviewer ever stop being fucky?

please no. iw ant to cum on shelby before seasons over to prove to you faggots she wants it.

Shrimpman would have sex but no showmance

BASED

>facts

Cred Forums.org/advertise
>Gender: ~70% male, ~30% female

Somehow i think that 30% are still males faking it

They will either fuck or evict each other way before FINAL 2.

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based shrimpman talking shit on the puppy killer

No one said anything about the userbase of Cred Forums as a whole. I'm talking specifically /bb/

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>monte
that shit's outdated

its happening

and /bb/ is a fraction of Cred Forums as a whole. so 27 posters in this thread and at least 5 are me changing IPs.

That means maybe 1 is a female, and she was probably a landwhale with a unshaved vagina oozing a fish snailtrail everywhere.

>changing IPs
did you get banned?

no, but it takes me 0 effort to change so every few posts i do

weirdo

>shelby: my tiny asshole needs it

LEWD

can you autists stop

>complaining about overly sexual comments on Cred Forums
are these "girls" retarded or something?

if one girl post timestamped tits with /bb/ written on proof thats under 400 pounds I will

bet its super tight

Justin liking Jason is awful. it makes it so easy for them to get to final 2

ill make her fart wind after I stick my fist in it

bet you scott will sperg out during his speech

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neeley is lit already

That autistic faggot who we memed into giving scott the care package is doing after Morgan. Gonna try to shoop this into a Danielle pic

+1

watch the bitch fit they throw later over shelby here

awkward

KRYSSIE BTFO

>called her a giant
kek

>tfw I finally figured out how to filter the semenfag

>implying Shrimpman is not super autist who watched BB1 and decided to spend next 17 years building perfect persona to win Big Brother

He should have called her a mentally ill giant tbqhf

4/10 speech

>he hasn't read the article about his neighbor and his relationship and how he grew up and his fishing

look at this fucking showfag

you thnk your shitty wordfilter can stop my jisum from covering women?

>krispy is going to be thinking about what "certain group activities" means for weeks on end

you think wordfilters are your ally?

you think you can stop my white gravy train from running down girls chins?

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you think that my baby batter can be stopped? that shits like a firehose

i already know, it's all part of the plan, baby

majority of people are voting morgan for americans nom on titter
this plan gonna backfire so bad lol

>a filter will stop these love juices from flowing
ok

OMFG what is his problem?

>Scott decides to be nicer in his speech than originally planned
>Kryssie is triggered

i want to breed her throat with my dick

i want to watch thousands of unborn childseeds shrivel up and die on her face

im out
see ya

naw it was worse, he called her out on social situations

he original speech was about playing chess

he went for her fat gut

>literally anything happens
>Kryssie is triggered

FTFY

why is morgan trying so hard to get that creol dick?

all she has to do is straight up ask him and he'd comply

babybatter comes out at 31mph. dont let it hit you in the back of the head on the way out

shelby is pouring it on thick

they are going to attack her so hard when she finally leaves

shelby is getting along with the other side and as much as i hate them im just glad to see this instead of them bashing her

twitter is voting for a plastic to be nominated

RIP scott

morgan is going up

shelby bashing krispy burps

see the post above yours, no. she is annoying the fuck out of them right now and the longer this goes on the harder they are going to shit on her later

they are way to petty and beyond being friends with her

she's misting him to get him to flip

i thought you were leaving

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>being a pussy who is going to take this lying down rather than trying to mist black twitter again

Not a student of the game

here comes the petty bitchfest

these girls just need se men to get in a better mood

krispy, danielle and leeley is a terrible mix

why are they so assblasted that scott wou;d dare to make the best move possible and actually play the game

IM OUTRAGED

the best move is for scott to self evict but you are assblasted

>krispy: fuck that kid

then she says NO DONT

and danielle starts making fun of scott for being a 24 yp virgin

she is such a fucking nasty whore

>virgin-shaming /ourguy/

morgan is in the lead to be americas nom, scott is fucked jamboree wins everytime

/ourguy/ is bridgette

Krispy went to go look at the rulebook

kek

Probably hoping she can find a way to evict Shelby for touching her duffel bag

krispy going to read the rule book so she can see how fare she can go accosting people

>krispy wanted to make the next brigade

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the building code says nobody over 300 pounds can go upstairs so krusty cannot be hoh

>neeley: glad it went down this way cause now i dont have to pretend like im keeping him safe next week

so she had no intention of honoring a deal while trying to make one and she is assblasted

FUCK YOU

>Neely: I lost 80 lbs so I know I'm the most physically strong person here

wew lad

people really want a lopsided game so much?
just hope they win veto then.

Put up a plastic to save this season scotts plan will backfire

neeley is slayin right now hahaha

lopsided? i want the late night jamboree to attack eachother so shrimpman can bang jason finally

i love how they think the girls arent playing the game

yeah you are a spectacle

AHAHAHA CRY MORE

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WE NOMINATING DANIELLE FAGGOT

shutup danielle you are the sorriest cunt in the house

dont pretend like you are some legend

i thought we were nominating morgan

shes just black they are all entitled. thats why cops shoot first

wheres krispy?

I'm trying really hard not to be biased but holy shit LNJ are insufferable

>danielle: they are so horrible at this game

they controlled the first 2 hoh's
you have been on the block twice
cant win a veto

youre entire game is because america is protecting jason you dumb cunt

She said earlier that she will try to get on every English speaking version of Big Brother. Girl's delusional.

no everyone is voting for danielle

They wanted him to put up Shelby?

twitter says otherwise

jason thinks snatching wigs is solid BB game play

vid.me/lVrb
Teeley, tell me if this is usable
pls

if they split the votes morgan, shelby and danielle theres a chance danielle could go up

>No compatible source was found for this media.
sorry flash player is for faggots

the sad fact is in this version of BB it is. it's a popularity contest. strategy, winning HOH, big deal. america will always bail out your shitty gameplay

>what is downloading

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

at least these girls will die a hero

VOTE FOR DANIELLE

FUCK THIS SHITTY SHOWMANCE

I do

lol krispy is so ass blasted

that remark cut so deep she will never recover

scott literally raped her with that speech how is he not evicted?

>Firefox prevented this site from opening a pop-up window
sorry needs a popup of some sort when trying to download

>solid BB game play

for OTT it is

Alright you fucks, start spreading this NOW

And don't say user never did anything for you

lol holy shit they really want to cry to production about scott discussing his noms?

are they fucking petty bitches serious?

Krusty is SO fucking assblasted. She's truly embodies the "Can I speak to your manager" bitch archetype

bridgette is ourgoy

>we arent people to them

>sit around and talk massive shit about them 24/7

it goes both ways fatty

wow they're so rude wanting to evict people. how unfair that they want to do that on big brother

vote this bitch out and fuck up scotts game they are constantly running the house and need to be taken down a peg or two

>created by @teemo2006

kek. Thanks based autism

trying to trick twitter

topkek

god i hate you fucking niggers

oh now they are hating on whitney

It worked last time

oops meant for

np, here's a smaller version

We did it with Scott, so it might be doable if people tweet this shit.

Surprised there isn't more push to meme this shit up here, you guys were pants-shittingly happy when Scott won

Is Kryssie the most immature piece of shit to be on Big Brother in recent years?

here comes jason shilling shelby to america again

is it ok to make her the target of mys perm?

Why? You'd rather watch a season of "Niggers give a faggot who works at a grocery store 250k"?

You're the fucking cancer here. Eat a dick

No, Jason has been on season 17 and OTT.

I know Shelby is ugly but for some reason Im attracted to her

Please most some more pictures

>showfags ruining a big brother season with a good cast
sad to see it happen

this isn't going to work because that guy actually did shill for scott and isnt actually shilling for danielle

do we have any shelby propaganda we can use to split the votes

neeley thinks she is gods gift for losing 80lbs

>making fun of shelby for trying to find a way to eat slop

the lnc is all class guys vote to make them the winners

no we voting out danielle

she would look so hot on her knees begging for it

>No support from anons

Okay then fuck it

I give up, I'm not doing this propaganda shit anymore.

You guys have fun, I'm fucking out

whoever is controlling the mic volumes is really dropping the ball tonight

>big brother fans whines about showmances
>now protecting the showmance

seriously theyre entire game is shilling to america

this is not entertaining and a terrible format

sorry grodner if america votes out someone on the side that earned the power, im out

I miss devinbro I want us all to watch s14 together on his stream

i dont even have a twitter because im not a loser and above the age of 5

whats the matter LNC, cant bitch and talk shit to whitney and morgans faces?

you are so much better

pathetic

people actually thought america nomination and eviction vote was a good idea

keep going man evel dick is on our side it'll probably work.

i only know bigbroopinions so if someone else is posting them tell me who it is

its a lost cause, most of them are voting for morgan so its just a waste of time

Hope he gets out of prison soon

This format would be interesting if there was no America nomination and no vet coming in with huge already established fanbase. Players could have made guess who America votes to evict based on HNs and also create some blindsides and blame America.

1 evic vote would have been ok but the nom is too much power

way too much

It's spectacular if you are a porch monkey who gets to say AAAAAWWWW SHHHEEIIT SONNN to the black wimminz and fags winning everything unfairly

Dani - "put that b_tch (Shelby) up, we'll dominate that veto, and send her the f_ck home"

i know right? a residential neighborhood speedlimit is 25mph

ejaculate goes at 31mph! like how is that enforced? you dont want to go to jail

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absolutely no vet but i think the nom is too big. i like the vote cause its just 1 vote

>we

they haven't even snatched any wigs.

leely and krusty just talk shit outside.

I'm posting it on my 4 accounts

House watch and Bane are definitely anons, theyre in bigbropinions followers

Why did Ian leave us?

Ok cool. Thanks dudes. Glad you twitter anons are willing to give this one last push since if Danielle doesn't go up, the season is literally fucked

to spray meechs with love jiuice

because of this

moo said he cant go on Cred Forums anymore

Ouch

she just needs man milk on her tits

he's a redditor now

new thread

ok I added them. I'll keep it up. damn bigbro opinions is getting a decent following

scott was on point calling out krispy on her social game, it sucks. all she does is sit around and talk shit and complain and all of her hangups are based entirely on appearance. the girls are pretty so they couldnt possibly be real humans so she wont even give them the time of day

the reason she is so ass blasted is that she knows hes right and its burning her up

impressive. very nice.