Pay $10.75 for ticket

>pay $10.75 for ticket
>go to one of these fucks
>"Would you like to try a conbo?"
>the conbo has no reduced price it's just there for convenience so fat shits can say they want a number 47 instead of listing what they want
>still have to tip the attendant for making popcorn
Seriously fuck the movies

>tip for popcorn

You are getting rused, there is a way to get around that and I'll explain in an easy to-do list:

1. Ask for popcorn
2. get handed popcorn buy cashier
3. pay for popcorn + other things you bought.
4. place money in cashier's hand and wait for change
5. WALK AWAY.
6. ?????
7. Profit.

There I fixed your tipping problem, anything else Ic an explain for you?

>tipping the attendant
literal ameritards

Does he press the buttons with food on them at least?

>CoNbo
>N

Dude, the cashiers at the theater depend on tips to make a living. If you can't afford 20% on top of your little popcorn bill, do everyone a favor and stay home.

Boo
Fuckin'
Hoo

If you jobs requires you to act like a panhandler, you need to reevaluate your choices in career. It is not that hard to take a class or two a semester at the closest community college.

It's not really that, the problem is the bosses. And if you don't like your job, and complain about wages, then your boss will tell you fuck off or quit, because there'll always be some retard there to take your job

Congo?

Yeah, isn't it called a conbo? Like a conbination, to conbine.
A combo is a cheese filled pretzel

Then maybe you should fuck off or quit, because there'll always be some retard there to take your job. I was paid too little in a furniture factory and nobody tipped me.

That's because you didn't give a good enough service, user

>enter theatre thru underwater tunnel from koi pond
>the lobby is especially resplendent in the smell of fish shit
>attendants peddle swabs of Vicks vapo rub for 5$
>impulsively buy a super sized swab for 25$
>they stuff my kino suit with cold then hot vaporub
>getting a headache from the anvil studio and vapor
>order a nacho business conbo with painkiller glaize

>decide to see 'Law Abiding Citizen' for the 5th time
>on my way to the theatre deck, a falcon swept down from the rafters and punctured my kino suit
>had to pay express vomit clean up fee after the other patrons saw my white male body
>Law Abiding Citizen isn't even that good

>go to theater
>try to buy popcorn
>attendant gives me a price without looking at the screen
>start to get worried
>look over the counter at his computer
>it's off
>this guy gave me the price without pressing the food buttons
>ask him how his boss intends to keep track of sales and inventory
>attendant tells me the sun is the hottest thing in the universe
>mfw

WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBERT!?!

>still have to tip the attendant
You americans make me laugh

and here come the yuropoors

>le tipping is le stupid

stay home then you poor fucks.

>giving money to some dopey fuck at a food counter is a sign of affluence
Our cinema prices are even more expensive than yours but at least we don't feel the need to fuck ourself out of even more money.

tips? when did this happen?

>want some extra butter on those crabs legs sir?

>want to go see Movie No. 8
>go to theatre terminal
>purchase ticket with the points I got from working in the corn fields
>after going through the showers, security, and hatchery I make it to the line for the plane
>one woman complained that she needed two seats, so the workers, at not wanting to be accused of fatshaming, planted candy on a young man so the scanner at the entrance of the plane would vaporize him
>after another 3 hours of waiting we've all boarded the plane and are taking off
>I see two other planes take off with us
>of all the days I wanted to go to the theater it had to be today
>one of the planes was the couples plane, which attempted to shoot us down on the way up
>we all pooled our money together and tied it to a boy's carrier pigeon to fly over to the pilot of the couple's plane
>after receiving the tip he started to attack the other singles plane, destroying it right before we pulled into the theatre on Mt. Kino
>the plane crashed right down into the mountain
>he didn't fly so good
>the theatre charged the families of the passengers for destruction of property

>as we land everyone started to clap
>the clapping turret then proceeded to shoot everyone's hands off
>those who did not have their hands shot off had to pay the clapping fee
>get into the theatre
>buy my ticket and go over to the concession despensory to purchase conbo 47
>get my food and head over to the zip line
>vaporized for not tipping the machine

Bait-The Post

>asking a legitimate question is bait
Cred Forums 2016, everybody

Wait you really have to tip the guy who handed you some popcorn in Burgerland? I've head the excuse that tipping provides better service from waiters but this is inexcusable. It's not your responsibility to make up for their low pay

It didn't, remember where you are.

In America, workers at a concession stand get paid whatever their boss allows them to, because they're not on the books.

When I worked at my local theater (wasn't AMC or anything, which is probably why I was off the books) I got paid a flat $5 cash, but we also did more than just give popcorn, we were actually serving them. It was a nice place if you never worked there desu

>no singles policy not in effect one day
>attendant recognizes me and still gives me half a bag of un-popped popcorn and only a two pieces of shrimp
>can't complain or else I get put on parole for not leaving a tip

Well, it's either you're a troll or an utter moron. Which do you prefer?

Bull fucking shit dude what theater did you even work at?

neither, it's not my fault my teachers hardly taught shit and professors expect me to know everything

this isn't funny and never will be stop trying to push your new meme