WESTWORLD LIVE THREAD

>who/actuallyhasHBOhere/

Get a real job and move out of mommy's basement fags

id fuck the shit out of one of these robets

nowwatchtvlive.co/watch-hbo-channel-usa-live-free-hbo-stream/

sd strim

Found a few streams vie google search.

Dubs confirms savior

More Dolores!

Fuck me I hate Jon Oliver with the passion of a thousand suns

I do hope he gets enriched.

watch live or just download off IPT in an hour

what do lads

AYY YO HOL UP

The next day, or has that changed?

i do but my broadcast starts in 2 hours

no, like in a minute it'll be up

>stabbing and beating up robots
How often do they fuck up and stab another guest?

>big little lies

PASS

bad news. shows canceled.

HERE WE GO, FELLAS

HAHA TIME FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION

HERE WE GO!

there's something different about Dolores.She killed the fly

W-why isn't it on HBOgo?

>tfw DirecTV
>tfw can watch at 6PM while my gf naps next to me.

Life does get better lads. Trust me.

Dolores a cute! CUTE!

Oh shit its up
Fuck this shitty stream

monitoring

Calling it now, Teddy will get shot.

>mr notaste is here
oh great

>Supervising Producer
>Ed Brubaker

sexy

because no debates tonight to force HBO's hand

Yur ful of shit that wuld nevr happn.

Damn I have no time to get crab's legs

it's up

>have 3 midterms to study for

lol oh well here i am

>Alice in Wounderland
Shit I knew its deteriorating into absolute trash but not this fast.

Has Bernard fug her too?

Ya they only do that for special events

Bye week, Jamis?

she's too good for this cruel world

Is the Ed Harris character supposed to be the main robot from the original but human?The robot in all black who gets his face melted off.

>this jelly

>executive producer jj abrhams

SINCE
FUCKING
WHEN

She said queer. Now the SJWs will really rip into this show.

I think he views her as a daughter

your here as well faggot

It turns out the robots are always just acting and it's the humans confusing them for being sentient that creates the problem

Ep .1

prevailing theory is sooner or later Dolores will become the series version of the gunslinger

He scalped her

He didn't rape her!

Told you queers it wasn't rape.

wheres mcpoyle and his eyepatch

Black guy is going to have the robot kill Ed Harris.

where the gun go? diferrnt day?

Weekly reminder that Ghost in the Shell Innocence is a great movie everyone ITT should watch

Fucking McPoyles

>Start at the beginning
>Goes to a William scene
I'm telling you...

that rape scene was graphic

>MIB=William faggots BTFO

kek McPoyle is falling for the whore

is it me or is Jimmy Simpson look like a generic messed up copy of christian slater?

Sawyer is in this timeline

what a fucking idiot!

nice, so the guns have a bit of force to them.

ed harris is just used to it.

Looks like McPoykes got true grit

Jesus christ help slower

>joining this shit storyline instead of fucking the hooker again

fucking nerd

This scene kind of confirms that Ed Harris' gun slinger is running around in God Mode.

bullets explained

or he's been shot so many times in the park he just doesn't give a fuck anymore

ohh ok. It seems like the robots are going to remember whats been happening to them and revolt.rather than shorting out and killing everyone.

its the best one, killing another man knowing you're hunting him..no better game in the world.

So this woman's a robot right? That's my theory at least.

And what the shit is that accent?

>Its the greatest game of all

what about the milk tho

how do they shrink them down to fit on the table? did they explain it yet

G R O W I N G B O Y
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B
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it's*

Wouldn't make sense

is dat sum Steven Ogg?

yep

>everyone in this room is a host

LOOK, YOU FUCKING RETARDS

THEY'RE NOT SHRINKING

>everyone in the park is a host
>100%

Pretty sure it's deep underground. Or just like a national park with a not of empty space.

Great explanation faggot

Sabrina is gonna fuck a Hemsworth, good for her

>this bounty's JV shit
what did he mean by this?

>Everyone running the park is a host

>he thinks hosts are humans

kek

Trevor Phillips is in Westworld. Confirmed video game.

>correcting a forgotten apostrophe
wew

i really really like this meme

So.....whos the knew gunslinger?

THEORY BTFO
>pic related

>why would you handcuff a dead man
Bravo nolan

GIRL GAMERS

>correcting the corrector

the lesbo is such a cutie

Time to scissor.

Lol

>Clam Shmacking

Everyone is a lesbian in the future.

Hey, so far this show is the anti-got at least we dont have to see dudes buttfucking every episode.

>wasting a get

>We want the tumblr crowd

DROPPED

So the future is perfect. Got it.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

thanks

Glorious.

The playboy friend is so annoying

>One scene where for less than ten seconds a woman walks out f the room with a hooker
>tumblr crowd
wew

>THEORY BTFO
>pic related

who are you talking to new friend?

LETS GO NOW

did they ever explain why Anthony Hopkins can control everything with his mind? Is it all a dream?

yeah they didn't show it so obviously it's meant for the tumblerinas who only want implied sex, not explicit sex.

I hope he gets the girl at the end.

He's a magician bro.

yep

Literally like the conch saying, "Maybe someday" to Squidward.

this

>"Someday" sounds like a thing people say when they actually mean "never."

B R A V O N O L A N
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>We want the tumblr crowd

>tumblr
>reddit
>summer
>triggered

Kek

He's Odin.

>James Marsden
lol I wish

Admin access

probably visual recognition and gesture controls.

I really want to eat out Dolores tasty pussy Im so horny for her!!!

Wait... I've seen this before

...

keyno?

you know that kid he told to fuck off was a human right?

Ford just said it'll never happen.

Who played that lesbo cowgirl?

Wasnt she a different character in an earlier episode

And ride off into the sunset?

He exists only to be cucked. ;_;

back then they didn't wash that often. So there's probably quite a bit of musk down there. A good, hearty aroma wafting up from her slick tuft of cornflower blonde fur.

hahaha he was built to get cucked

>GM doesn't bother to give his NPC a backstory he alludes to.

Certain words and phrases ottered

TELL ME ABOUT WYATT

WHY DOES HE HEAR GOD?

No it was a young version of himself

Just like a real GOT character!

episode needs more Mcpoyle and Harris

yep

>gets cucked by MIB and eventually William

Why do they hate Teddy?

she's probably an employee using the employee discount.

>mfw Teddy

The handsome white male is a complete cuck.

this is boring when do the robots start eating everyone?

who's hosting who?

Holy fuck he just mafe a guest a villain

I know this feel

user don't you realize.

He's always the cuck

Probably this desu

>First, you have to learn a Stand.

TEDDY DOESN'T DESERVE THIS

Watching this since epi 1

This exceeded my expectations. It's literally RDR but as an RPG

I repeat, you know that kid he told to fuck off was human right?

he got cucked in Xmen too

Anyone see that black flash?

yep

> i cant

wyatt burp?

>Hopkins setting up Teddy to take on MIB

what the fuck is he up too?

You're having a small stroke. Relax, it'll be okay. Just breathe.

>Theodore "Teddy" Flood

what a weird name

Red pilling the female android with Lewis Caroll....Interesting.

No he wasnt. He went all robo and dropped his cane and the music was all computery. Why don't you get it?

yep

Flood is such a badass last name though.

season 2 probably

Is there a blackest night narrative?

curious, why do you keep saying that?

and he was human, why don't you get it?

When the fuck is Harris going to show up and actually make this episode interesting

Jabberwock

>loop over who will be cutting the wood

Topkek

It's literally "food" with an "L"
It's an anagram of "fool'd"

It's objectively a shit name.

nope

Whats with this lesbo technician bitch and her attitude?

where is harris
where is mcpoyle

I didn't come to watch cucks get cucked

This episode is a slow burn. The fuck is happening?

Not an argument.

WHAT
DOES
IT
MEAN

she thinks she's smarter than everyone else around her and is annoyed at being sent to handle a menial task when she feels like there is a growing problem she should be handling

She hates sand bro, it gets everywhere and its coarse and rough

>the mercenary
>pain don't slow them
>wears the mask.

>From the dusty mason

Carcosa

The galaxy is on Orion's belt

THE MAZE
H
E

M
A
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E

constellation?
map?

A pattern of stars?

...

oh shit

Is Wyatt going to be a Guest?

Wait so MIB scalped Dolores?

A. WYATT MANN

THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US, THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US

shit. is that a guest?

was that noise the black smoke from Lost?

chemical compound, carbon, a hydrogen, something else

Did I just hear dinosaurs? This show is getting better

WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT ROAR?

We Red Dead Redemption now

this mission is cool as fuck.

girls can play too

that didn't sound like a normal animal, maybe it literally is Lewis Carroll

...

JURASSIC WORLD CONFIRMED

>Orion

>Maybe it's in my backstory

oh fuck off with this. stop teasing us.

The dinos escaped from DinoWorld. This is now Jurassic kino.

yep

YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP

>Season one will culminate with an assault on the WYATT compound.
post yfw

HOPKINS IS STARTING TO LOSE IT.

full evil old man

They have guns too apparently

>spend a million dollars to cut his face and make a point

Where is Talula? I was hoping this would be the episode we see her mesmerizing titties and juicy pussy!

Arnold is MIB?

MIB HIS CO CREATOR

CONFIRMED

>that CGI version of young Hopkins

love it

>Arnold
>Droids are having dreams and memories pop up
>Fantasy world

WE TOTAL RECALL NOW

>that young Hopkins

SFX spared no expense

Holy fuck, that CG Hopkins.

yep

So basically everyone employee wants to take down the park. Meanwhile Sabrina just wants to get laid

WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND. WHEN THE LEGEND BECOMES FACT, PRINT THE LEGEND.

YOUNG TONY HOPKINS

that cgi was alright

Yup.

>young hopkins breaking budgets

they were like how much you want for your budget senpai

cornflower is blue...

ROBOTS GONNA GO MAD.

>literally, LITERALLY implying Arnold isn't the Gunslinger

...

So the real world is too political correct.

And MIB is confirmed to be Arnold.

Arnold get killed by a Host
CONFIRMED

yep

K-i-n-o

ARNOLD CONFIRMED MIB

HE DIED 30 YEARS AGO

HE UPLOADED HIS MIND TO THE ROBOT

CONFIRMED

>ARNOLD IS DEAD

>MIB IS LOOKING FOR SECRET OF THE PARK IE CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE ROBOTS

OH FUCK WE GHOST COWBOYS NOW

"Teddy! Please help me use up long stretches of otherwise unfilled run time!"

Black guy is going to make a robot son?

Arnold uploaded himself to host the an heroed

When will soldier guy fuck lesbian tech?

oh shit it's Gina Torres

How does he takes shots then?

Anthony Hopkins

Got his shit solid.

(you)

She literally plays *every* old-ish black man's wife.

But the bullets don't hurt him.

HOLY SHIT

JESSICA IS GOING TO HAVE HARVEY SPECTRE SUE WESTWORLD

I think

i want Suitsfags to leave

Everything in the future is so white except the people.

Just give him the emmy

kek

After that conversation, it almost seems too obvious. Like a red herring.

THE GALAXY IS ON ORION'S BELT

Assuming the bullets are programmed to not penetrate guests, he could have just uploaded the programming to MIB. That is assuming that MIB isn't just Arnold who has lived in Westworld for 30 years.

These two fuck each other when

was she going to pee or poo?

i need to know...

CROSSOVER CONFIRMED

They weren't hosts!!!

I'm downloading Yakuza 5 right now. Is it good?

>girl pooping and peeing in the woods

oooooooh

Wouldnt uploading conciseness be harder to do than ai?

>yfw one of the storylines is for the guests to get brutally gangraped

Can the hosts rape the guests?

AY IT'S GIRL FROM FIREFLY

We DLC NOW

wtf is that?
>the others

TELL ME ABOUT THE MASKED MEN

It was already established in ep. 1 that the hosts HAVE to obey the guests.

>grill is a terrible gaymer
kek

Guests can't get hurt.

HOLY FUCK, THEY'RE GUESTS!!!!

>bullets don't affect them

What the fuck. Are all of them seriously guests?

WERE THOSE FUCKING NINJA COWBOYS

kek, they're fucking guests running a cannibal cultist storyline

Is Teddy the new Kenny? Dies every episode.

They were visitors

sick fucks

yep

Teddy fucked again....

Man how about that terrible chemistry between Teddy and that chick. Jesus why do they have so many slow scenes where it's only the 2 of them on camera????

yes, but one of them comes with immortality

GTA CREEPY CLOWNS CONFIRMED.

So what happens if a guest rapes another guest?

well I suppose if they eat him..

only if they let them

so the guests just dress up and ambush the hosts? for what purpose? what is their master plan when they put on the masks?

FORD KNOWS ABOUT DOLORES

Those bastards

Guests?

They're crashing this robot... with no survivors.

Shit, Teddy gets royally fucked and here I was thinking he was going to just get shot again.

Were his rounds even hurting those cultists?

>that chick
With Dolores?

it seems like although the park itself isn't monitored 24/7 it is atleast 24/7 recorded

yep

SHE'S LEARNING

Dolores is evolving. Bernard sees her like if she's his own daughter.

>idiot accidentally makes a.i that tries to kill off humanity

Dolores is gonna fuck shit up.

There goes season two.

cultists are gonna be the first guests to be kill

Fuck you! They're cute together.

Dolores knows how to lie now

Has Harris or Mcpoyle even showed up this episode?

AH, SHIEEET

Are the horses real in Westworld?

I don' tunder stand is this buisness with wyatt in the past? like um is this aa flashback I'm in now?

Wait, what?

Does that guy remember the last time they did this?

MIB confirmed as host

Robots. You see them in the labs.

...

no

mcpoyle is dead or at the very least super fucked up from getting a rock bashed against his head.

>Does that guy remember the last time they did this?
Yep.

only thing real are flies

>I don't mind if I do
what did he mean by this?

MIB is Arnolds virus

IT WAS FORD'S VOICEEEEEE

OHHHHHHH SHITITTTTTT

DOLORES OF MURDER

MIB is a guest bro and she just killed her first human.

MIB is Arnold! Holy shit!

oh god she's overwriting her own programming

DIFFERENT TIMELINE CONFIRMED

well there you have it

robots CAN be immune to bullets

OH SHIT, SHE CAN SHOOT AND HAS PRECOG

OH SHIT, SHE CAN READ AHEAD.

DELORES IS ROBOT NEO.

MINORITY REPORT

WHY DO THEY KEEP KILLING DOLORESFU's DAD THEN RAPING HER????

>Robot is so old she has lived all possible outcomes
>She becomes the one

WE EDGE OF TOMORROW NOW

not precog, she's just overwrote the protocol that dictates if she gets shot she also gets wounded

So is raping Dolores sort of like the beginner's quest for Westworld? I can't imagine how many times she's been fucked by guests.

Why are all of Anthony Hopkins's scenes in front of naked men?

what the living fuck

>literally killing himself

she saw the future buddy

It was a flashback

Guests versus ..oh shit

>40k a day

Westworld confirmed for being a theme park for rich jackoffs to get kicks

$40k a day?

Fuuuck.

NOTHING HAPPENED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh God, this series is going to follow the same narrative as Ex Machina.

Man falls in love with robot.

Robot fucks over man.

Nerds are forever cucked.

I kind of love this show.

40k a day. Holy shit, talk about not wanting to waste your vacation.

But then why did the bandit say the same thing twice? He didn't even have his gun drawn when she looked back up.

She's starting to remember the previous loops

The cleaners know to keep a bottle of Clorox handy for her vag at the end of the day.

In the future you get paid $1000 an hour though

That's what it was confirmed as from the start of the series dumbass.

KINO

SO WHATS FROM STOPPING SOMEONE FROM JUST PAYING FOR 1 DAY AND THEN JUST STAYING FOREVER

LIKE DO THEY SEND A SEARCH PARTY AFTER YOU OR SOMETHING? THEY'D NEED TO BE HUMANS, SINCE YOU WOULD JUST SHOOT THE ROBOTS

how did they get the guy to kill himself with a rock?

pretty meh episode. next week looks great

she a robot remember, I think she overwrote the memory of her being shot so it's as if she never got shot

O SHIT

MAZE CONFIRMED FOR AI ROBOTS

HOPKINS THREATENING MIB
>YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR STORYS AND GUESTS
>DONT GET IN MY WAY

you mean like the original two films?

ABSOLUTKINO

Oh fuck, Divorce is on. TERMINATE. TERMINATE.

So MIB is a robot? But QA wasn't upset he was killing too much

host can't hurt humanns.

>no man in black

Dropped series, good run fellas

They have surveillance over the entire park. If you're a dickhead and just shoot every robot you see I'm sure they'd stop you too.

Yeah fuck this. Working man can't ever get to escape the drudgery of daily life unless he commits crimes in the real world.

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PREVIEW

so the maze is a turing test

It's actually pretty funny. SJP getting BTFO for being a cheating slut is great.

No. He's obviously a fucking guest as was shown in the pilot.

This

BRAVO NOLAN, LITERALLY

>that guest can have whatever he wants
but maybe
>he's a host

pick one

"we know everything about our employees"

orly

i wanna hug tattooed blondey

I wanna hug the sultry Ukrainian whore.

Wait that guy was human? I thought he was a robot.

what if MIB is a Hopkins experimental host given special privileges to see if he ca pass the maze/turing test

Wait was GTA5 dude a robot or actual human?

>Rate the episode

*/10

MIB is a beta tester. Functionally a guest, but in the employ of the Park.

he was sitting naked in a chair earlier in the ep
the awkward guy around his group was probably a real dude

ahh i missed the first 15 minutes

>it's a "people don't know who are guests and who are hosts" thread

Every time.

why are people talking about the Men in Black?

Do you even Westworld?

He was killed by Teddy in one of the previous episodes.

In the last episode there were some MIB agents talking with Hopkins. I guess they're interested in AI now?

he a host. His job is to rape her if none of the guests do.

wtf how'd I miss the whole MIB plot

So if the Man in Black were a host, why would the Maze not be meant for him? Bernard seems to imply it's to test hosts' sentience.

it seems to me MiB is locating certain hosts and taking something from them.. ? right? Info of some sort?

He's clearly not a host. He's a guest that got so bored by the standard Westworld stuff that he's trying to break it now. Like a hacker in WoW or something.

I really like the "you'll stay on your loop" line when referring to daily life under the control of the Archons.

MIB is either created by Ford or the same person who programed the ax man to draw Orin on wood.

He's a guest. Holy fucking shit how dense are you people.

Do you think that this is a metaphor for how mankind learned Astronomy?

I'm just saying if he were. Some fuckery with the old partner.

what if Dolores starts remembering her past as the vampire queen of Louisiana?

is that really how that stupid as shit show ends?

No. That wasn't the point of the scene. They established earlier in the episode that shooting a gun isn't in her programming. The sting here is that she was able to pull the trigger after she heard Arnold's voice in her head tell her to "Kill him".

So why was the maze on that guy's scalp? It's starting to look like it's not some final level, but a tool for the staff to use.

So if Wyatt and his cult are guests, do they just terrorize for one day, or stick around?

A host. He'd already been killed by Teddy in the first episode.

Major themes of the episode

Hosts are programmed to feel what Ford wants.
>Cuts the face to prove it.
>Could easily write MIB to react to bullets like a Host

Host personalities (the best ones) are based on something true
>MIB could be based on Arnold

The park caters to some dark themes like Rape, cults ect. Ford has a dark past with Arnold (it's his core)
>MIB is a sick game for Ford. Like he's torturing an image of Arnold forever. MIB is perpetually chasing Arnolds dream of consciousness

My theory. AI exists in the world and has rights.
If a host can pass the test they can "be free" because they are protected by those rights.

That's just who her character was in the middle of the show.

the fuck
hows it end?

i watched the first season up until the gay vampire they kept in the basement died

idk I couldn't deal with the show when they got real heavy into the Authority bullshit

>This show is becoming LOST 2: ELECTRIC & SENTIENT BOOGALOO

Not sure if I should drop now or give it a few more episodes, honestly.

>Could easily write MIB to react to bullets like a Host
All hosts react to bullets like a host. If you mean like a guest, there's nothing to indicate that the difference is just in what's felt. It seems more like the guns are loaded with special simulation rounds that can function like real bullets when the gun is pointed at a host, tearing through synthetic muscle and bone.