Strain Thread

Strain Thread
Not too many episodes left anons, and with next season being the last im sure shit is fixing to really go down.

HE PUT HORSE SEMEN IN HIS EYES I TELL YOU

Or not. This show drags its feet.

But at least Eph and Dutch have become the best things.

Blood farm time niggas

oh this poor glasses kid, he's the guinea pig

when you're right you're right

The 3 old world ancients are in the country allied with the master. Will the other 3 get behind old pole jew guy?

Hardly knew ya, man with glasses.

Angel was in the recap. That means he will be in the episode. Gawddammit

Took me too long to realize these are humans
Race traitors

this seems stupidly inefficient, won't this kill off the food source even faster?

I think they dying tonight

pretty fucking dumb ones ate that

Yeah about that, didnt Stonehart fund that farming facility in the last season? Seeing as Eldridge is against Eichorst isnt he gonna like do something about it?

what happened to the dummy? it just magically vanished

I think the plan is once the Master is maximum /comfy/ he won't need the hordes of shithead strigoi, so food supply will be less of an issue

Eldridge is hardly in any condition to fight Eichorst, let along the Master, despite what he think he can do.

oh shit...is Angel dying tonight?

Gus your mom tried to kill you multiple times
Just give her mercy

>Flashback episode for worst character.

God I hope so.

stop that

>dat strut

what are some good reasons to pick this show back up? I stopped watching around the end of the second season because I thought the pacing was bad and the acting worse. Does it improve over time?

>It's a Palmer got his health back and starts acting like an entitled shit episode

Master needs to end this shit

if you don't like it, then you don't like it. go watch something else

not at all

you either like this cheesy horror story with Del Taco esthetics or you don't

I stopped after the first season of this. Should I continue?

lolwot

CSI- AHHHHHHH

Isn't their lab full of worms?

looks like they got a sample of The Master's psycho disruption chatter

>listening to Matchbox 20

Is Dutch the Master?

No, just a worthless hair cunt.

I'd let Neil flip my meat.

tastes like pineapple though

Hmm this is really different from the book

they not gonna address why Eph seems to be able to resist it?

he fucked a strigoi

that's deep

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BUILDING!

How would that work?

I dunno he's the scientist

He's drunk. Notice they were drunk when they were working around the signal. This is the first time Dutch was sober while doing science. Maybe they need to be wasted to be safe.

They went off the book in the first season and have been going further and further away from the books since then. I doubt that the kid is going to wind up housing the Master.

God did it

>Rated M for sexual situations

Are Eph and Dutch gonna...

Dutch looks like she has AIDS.

hell no

Gus, don't be dead...

Angel no!

kid never housed the master either, he was just set up to be a future host, but mostly he was twisted to fuck with Eph's head

ahahaha that grin

I think he meant housing with the master

How does it feel to be forever associated with the MCU to the degree that the only way you can get another job is by using your giant udders?

Finally, the retardation is over.

Who are you referring to?

Yes, Gus! You did the smart thing!

who are we talking about now?

you did good Gus

If you wanted to take of her why did you unleash a plague on where she lives?

Probably Atwell.

...Where is this going?

ah hell
Dutch and Eph? Really? Fucking hell

fuck, theyre gunna fuck

L E W D

Will they just fuck already?

Fet being cucked

oh wow, they actually gonna fuck

what if the master used the signal and is now mind controlling her to once again fuck with Eph

but y tho

You sure about that?

Cuz it's happening.

This crap is unnecessary.

YES

Kelly's gonna be so mad.

Strigoi plz show up

n-no this isn't happening

>Fet cucked Eph in the books
>Eph cucked Fet in the show
Poetry

I don't know who the bigger slut is Eph or Dutch at this point. Fett didn't deserve this.

As fucking awesome as that is, it seems way too smart for this show

I stopped after watching the trailer of S1, should I continue?

That Feeler is a Spy!

These two fucks are the only fucks who do anything. The entire show should just be them.

Dutch is going to die, every woman he fucks ends up dead.

A spin-off series of the misadventure of the Vampire Bonnie and Clyde?
I'd watch it.

Not been watchinh since S2 since The Strain became vomit, but you're probably talking about Setrakian and Fet?

the ancients, they should be able to rape the fuck out of this horde no?

Thank God these lazy entitled assholes are going to die.

Why haven't the three ancient vamps taken new host like the the master did?

Those thud noises sound so good.

rip in peace mexifu

sheeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt

That was like a whole fucking block.

What the fuck was that
Jesus fucking hell

holy fucking shit that was nice

a bomb nigga, pay attention

The master doesn't need to do anything.
Just let the Nazi and his new girlfriend do the work.

Looked like a dirty bomb

Guess that's the mini nuke

...

I'm going to be really disappointed if all the important characters survived that.

well shit

RULES OF NATURE

why wouldn't they?

Because they're important characters.

im sure quinlan survived. im sure all the strigoi zombies and ancients died.

So Quinlan is basically Neo.

That entire scene was GOAT.

Why would you want this qt to die?

Blade when?

Who made a Webm when Dutch's panties peeked out for a sec when Eph brought her soup?

fuck i must have missed it, SCREENGRABS FUCKING WHERE

He's busy smoking weed user

She looks like a meth-addict.

They were grayish greenish.

They poked out of the top of her jeans when she sat up in bed

Honestly, why didn't the three new world masters not just fuck the master up?

Those 3 and their highly trained soldiers v the master and eichorst/the horde.

They could have stopped this long ago

But their pedestals were so comfy...

They must have been

And now they're dead

Because they were lazy and selfish and full of themselves.

Any link for the episode?

He should've died when he cut The Master fundings for the Lumen, he got rekt pretty hard in the books

But in the show he's a fun character

Fet cucked Eph in the books with Nora

Poetry

So what does it mean now that those 3 ancients are likely dead? does it even matter?

stream where?

i'm surprised this episode was so decent, the action sequence at the end actually looks like they threw some money and maybe a tiny bit of thought behind it. i stress the 'tiny' aspect considering 3 fucking master-level ancients should really be speedy enough to escape the fucking place before they got turned to ash.

This fucking show, I still dont understand why they had to butcher Gus so fucking bad, they made him to to that prison to build his gang members army and then they decided to completely forget about that, fuck you del taco, you hack

del Taco has barely touched this series since the first season and looks to have literally zero credits in this season at all. He flaked, this is a Cuse Cruise.

The ancients fighting off the stregoi was fucking awesome. They just stand there and said don't disrespect your gods. Also the masters can't kill other ancients on his own. He would get rekt. Also I think there was more than one bomb. The bombs was to enclose the ancients. Quinlan used super speed to move the bomb at the last second. My guess the ancients survived and will hunt the masters and Einchorst on their own.

It's about time those always smoking skyscrapers crumbled to the ground. Sick of this low-level cheap apocalypse

No it didn't

Eph and Dutch


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was hoping they were keeping Dutch around to be something other than a dick ornament. lol guess not

hurry up ettv