>*pulls out semi-auto*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd LOVE to hear the rest of your fant-- [accidentaly pulls the trigger] OH FUCK! Holy shhhh.. haha sorry, that was my fault... thought the safety was still, I... oh... oh shit... oh shit, oh shit I'm so sorry! oh my God!....OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, no, no, HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP! SOMEBODY CALL 911! Oh God I didn't mean for this to... not like this, I didn't want this to happen... I j-just wanted to scare you... I just... I just wanted.. [unintelligible sobbing].. please Ornella, don't die... please, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry... SOMEBODY HELP! IS ANYONE A DOCTOR? PLEASE, SOMEONE GET HELP! [tries to apply pressure to gunshot wound] Oh fuck, this isn't happening... this isn't fucking happening... this isn't real life, this can't be happening... oh God, oh Jesus, oh God, please help... please don't let her die... please don't let her... oh. Oh God. Shit. W-well... well that's it then, huh? She's gone, folks... she's... she's dead. [turns to the audience, eyes red with tears] Ha...haha... ha. Ha. Haha... ha.... ha. Guess that's... ha ha... guess that's showbiz for you huh? Haha... ha... ha... ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha. Ha. [puts gun in mouth and pulls trigger]
>[overhead camera zooms out over both lifeless bodies as blood gradually spreads over the floor all around them]
"SOME FOLKS WERE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG... OOOOH THEY'RE RED, WHITE AND BLUUUUUE!!!!!!"
"In memory of Anton Yelchin"
Jack Evans
...woah...
...anyone else loving this new take on the meme? OP added a darkness to it, a new dramatic turn that actually makes you feel more than a casual meme...one of those 'what if' moments...crazy...
Mason Thomas
>oh Jesus
you blew it
Ian Myers
> The slut store called. They're all out of you
Camden Richardson
These threads were never funny
Brayden Morales
...
Nolan Rivera
Been off Cred Forums for a while.
What is this new shit meme?
Jacob Allen
Oh, that Jonah What will he do next?
Anthony Bailey
>reading meme >it aint me starts playing
Chase Jones
That got fucking dark, I like it.
Parker Jones
I love all Jonah memes
Ryder Ortiz
Hey thats pretty good.
Noah Peterson
This. The absolute height of autism.
Easton Bailey
I cant believe it, this site actually made me laugh, Its been a long time, thank you op
Ryan Gutierrez
Yep, loved it. Really made me think.
Blake Bailey
A for effort
Elijah Hughes
>"Sacré my bleus, you french whoore" >Leans in, slaps her cheek gently twice (x2) and then clocks her in the gut. >"LET THAT BE A LESSON TO THE REST OF YOU FUCKIN FROGS, DO NOT FUCK WITH THE USA" >"Qu'est-ce qu'il entend par là?"
Jayden Thompson
worst one yet.
Cameron Wright
I realize Jonah Hill has copped a lot of flab in recent years for not straying too far from comedy and tucking into much meatier rolls, but there's a lot more to this man than meets the ribeye, and it turns out he's really an all-round good guy. If everyone on here could get off their high whores, face the cold hard fats, and stop pudding him down for two seconds, they'd realize being a fry in the ointment isn't always a piece of cake. If there is subway you could find it in your hearts to show the milf of human kindness towards Jonah, you might come to see the reason he's regarded widely by his peers, and is, pound for pound, a true heavyweight of the Hollywood scene. As Jonah himself once said, "when I'm sorting the beef from the chaff I always beer in mind, every hotdog has his day when the chips are brown. You've just gotta keep your eggs held high and remember that a burger in the hand is worth chewing the bush."
Luke Allen
>not appreciating peak autism What are you even doing on this korean charcoal drawing forum?
Eli Sanders
>"You do realize I'm a fat character actor, right? I found my niche in a very vapid and cutthroat industry and the last thing on my mind is not being in the wet dreams of third world sluts."
Chase Martinez
>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I eat too much. I also laugh too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. Seth Rogen likes me. My Subway Sandwich Artist likes me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Wyatt Price
best new meme
Henry Hernandez
Thanks op, gonna post this on /r/jonah
Ethan Lewis
>not meats the rib-eye
Ya blew it
Thomas Martin
>Jonah >fat as a whale
Joseph Myers
ancient jew prophecy
Angel Howard
noway
Levi Ross
Nice. Makes me almost wanna rewatch that comfy movie again
I won't because I already saw it again 2 weeks ago