Kenny vs Spenny

ITT: We come up with original competition ideas for the inevitable release of Kenny vs Spenny season 7.

Who can murder Spenny?

How can keep a buttplug in their ass the longest.

How many assholes can Spenny lick?

Who can wear black face the longest in Detroit without getting murdered

First to pee looses.

Who can be black the longest. (Professional makeup crew prepare before the competition starts)

Who can defecate the most.

How many shards of broken glass can Spenny ingest before he passes out and has to be rushed to the emergency room?

Who can ejaculate the farthest.

Who can get the most strangers to touch their penis, wins.

Who is the most gay?

Who can get user to stop beating himself up over things that happened years ago and to become something more than lonely, cynical shut-in

Who can survive on the roof the longest.

>inevitable release of Kenny vs Spenny season 7
Never going to happen.

Who can have sex with the most old women off the street.

Don't kill the dream please.

Who can go back to the show being unscripted unlike the last 5 seasons that were completely unwatchable the longest?

Who can fuck the most fat chicks.

First one to talk to the other loses.

Who can castrate Spenny first?

Already happened, dummy

Let me rephrase it.
First one to communicate to the other in any way loses.

They can talk to anyone but each other.

TELL KENNY THAT HE'S AN ASSHOLE!
TELL SPENNY THAT HE'S A FAG!

First one to get a blow job from a tranny wins.

I'd really want to see a return to classic season 1 and 2 style endurance competitions, but they're old men now and I don't know if that's possible anymore.
I'm also not sure what physical limits they've yet to test within the bounds of what could be considered safe.

Who can rape the most women

First one to fuck the other in the ass wins.

>they are not allowed to cover their asses
>Kenny ties a dildo to a long pole and tries to stab spenny.
>Kenny sneaking into spenny's room at night

I had a bunch of these once but I can't remember most of them now.

>Who can live in a treehouse the longest?
>Who can win a pillow fight?
>First one to blow their cover loses (in this one they'd join some Toronto skinhead group and try to not e discovered as Jews)

A lovely new one would be "Who do millennials like more?"