I'm a genius

>I'm a genius...
>"Look! She didnt yawn! Yawning contagious!"
>... and a psychopath!
>"ILL KILL YOU"
>oh and uhh lets throw in a love triangle

What the fuck I'm missing that doesnt allow me to see this show as a 9/10

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I don't know why you were expecting a 9/10. It's just another one of those quirky detective does some detecting shows.

Sorry lad

Ibis Elbow is a terrible actor.

I feel the exact same fucking way, desu

and I tried really hard to like it. I am a procedural junkie, and I love elba to boot

I watched the whole thing just out of boredom, but I could give two fucks about it desu

but i thought aggregate reviews never lied!

glad im not going crazy

DELETE THIS

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he is literally our guy

>hmm the victim is laid out on the ground with her necklace beside her

>the criminal must be a middle aged, married taxi driver

Luther is trash

Because he's a talentless cuckold?

idris elba makes my dick hard

no idea why

just like us tbqh

Wait he actually got cucked the literal way?

It's like the creators didn't know whether they want a Poirot/Colombo shtick in modern England or just go full action flick aggressive MC crap and ended up with this shallow thing.

Let me guess, you don't like it because he's black?

>killer is a shut-in that loves role playing games
>luther calls him a hikikomori like he has some disease.

Does britain not have antisocial shut-in virgins or something? Luther digging up a japanese term felt strange to me, like they writers were trying to grab the attention of anime fans

>implying Luther doesn't play as a catgirl on a Japanese MMORPG in his spare time

You're acting as if that's what tipped him off when it's actually when they confirmed that
>the girls were all walking home alone late at night
>despite this there were no signs of struggle, indicating they trusted him
>there was no connection between the girls, indicating the killer was a stranger
Now who is someone that, if you were walking home alone at night, you would trust despite not knowing them at all?

>Does britain not have antisocial shut-in virgins or something?

We exist

I would like to cuddle you.

Spot the racist

>Detective
>No guns
The shartria shantytown of Englel

post your pusy pls!

I liked Luther. I'd also like to grab that hair lipped bitch by the pussy

>you have to female to like to cuddle

You could've had some good cuddling and homemade soup, but you fucked it up.

He's black you idiot. It's a brilliant show.

maybe you could tuck it between your legs?

No. Accept the fact I have a penis.

no gay

I don't want to put my penis in you. I just wanted to cuddle you and feed you soup for being a dumbass britbong.

It's fucking terrible

>What the fuck I'm missing that doesnt allow me to see this show as a 9/10

It's this thing called taste, perhaps you ought to google it.

>actually disliking Luther
Pleb central here, I bet you didn't even switch your walking style to Luther's like some goddamn normie.

>Vigilante killer makes an online poll to determine fate of pedophile
>Police decide to get former victim to make a media statement, imploring to save the pedo
>She instead calls for his death on live tv

>Later on a detective chases down and corners the vigilante killer who has a shotgun
>Vigilante pleads with cop to let him go, saying he doesn't want to kill an innocent man
>Unarmed detective decides to try to arrest him anyway
>As expected, he gets blown the fuck out

I just don't like how naive the police are in this show. The brain eating serial killer was pretty neat though.

>people hate Luther now

I guess it comes around for everything sooner or later

He really is 'our guy' after all

I feel like the best British crime/detective show was The Missing and nothing can be topped.

Hell, Happy Valley is better than most and I hate pandering lefty shit.

WE ORE CONSULIN THEE APOKOLOPSE

I would have funded your cuddling session as long as you'd made a video out of it.

Too bad it's never going to happen.

>Girl, you treat me bad
>And I know way

GOAT finale.

It's another le hyper-smart INTJ figures everything out while battling his inner demons show.

>we will never cuddle together on a sofa as we watch television
>you would never have gotten a nice face and neck massage
>we never would have momentarily connected as two lonely weirdos

Didn't we almost have it all, user?

You will never see a ESFP with a good life solving crimes the old fashioned way

>le 4 episodes per season meme

Britbong """"""""television"""""""""

He wasn't really fighting his inner demons. His deal was that he's seen so much awful shit that he had a mental breakdown, and in the process become nearly a nihilist in his approach to life, who clings to his job as a crtuch to keep himself on the straight and narrow, but can't help but to bend and break the rules (in an almost fatalistic, self-destructive way) in order to ensure justice is delivered to the criminals he's profiling.

What makes him standout from other "brilliant cop bending the rules for the sake of the greater good" trope is that he actually forms a meaningful bond with Alice, someone he investigated for murder and knows for a fact to being a remorseless killer. It's a super weird love/friendship that is surprisingly endearing and makes him such a complicated character.

Certainly not a fucking taxi driver

2nd episode is 10/10 and season 1 gets pretty good towards the end. Rest of the show is nothing special.