Webm thread

or what? you gonna get really mad and shitpost about it on Sudanese gum wrapper collectors' forum? you fucking weeb

>wanting to see that disgusting pig jew whale naked

As hot as that was, the strip naked to cloak thing was pretty dumb and not even in the comics, it's pretty much done for fancy shmancy artistic reasons.

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>the comics

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Sorry, THE MANGA.

Fucking weeb.

>granny tits

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pics of your granny pls

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>tfw I'm quite interested in seeing this movie but it isn't on Netflix

Your granny sounds sexy

>track down relatively obscure movie with waifu
>a romcom, unusual subject for her
>proceed to watch
>it's a shitty Wes Anderson knockoff where she's le quirky autist girl and woefully miscast
>only salvage ten seconds of pokies from the whole mess

I mean I knew it was going to be a shit movie, it's got Rachel Nichols in the lead after all, but I was hoping for more hotness

Now I'm depressed

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Torrents too good for you?

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I fucking hate this part of the movie.

>Le little girl prodigy meme
>Men R dumb lol

But she wasn't a prodigy and had to be saved all the time, hell she couldn't even Crowe and Goose from the black chick with her hot coffee plan

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This movie was fucking great.
>Men R dumb lol
It's not that, just that her dad is incompetent.

is this the new paula humby webm

No. I'm just lazy and not into it enough for that.

It's one of the pretenders that's been posted on and off for ages
No-one seems to complain about the aspect ratio anymore

>too lazy to torrent

>new

No it was around about the same time but fell out of use, now someone's bringing it back.

It took more effort for you to make your post!

>dat Tisdale

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just stream it then

Her second appearance has the better artstyle and animation if I remember correctly

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This character was specifically made to awaken dicks around the world there's no other explanation.

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How come we never got anything like this from Hellcats with Savannah and Marti.

>It took more effort for you to make your post!
No it didn't. What's your webm from?

Man I'm sure they were working towards that before Hellcats was so unjustly cancelled

She's a horrible actress, she looks like she's pretending to like it but doesn't.

This movie was great.

For context: She's telling the ditsy pornstar not to say "...and stuff" because ryan gosling was always getting on her case about saying the same thing.

>What's your webm from?

Ask Netflix.

Is this from some kind of "Strangers spank each other for the first time" video?

>that dude vaping in the background

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You are dumb, user.

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I've been thinking about making some webms from Gigavids, taken out of context there are some insane scenes

Why is Blair Williams Supergirl and why is she fighting Bane?

I don't know what to make of the damn movie. It's tone is all over the place: slapstick comedy one min (party scene + tipping dead body over fence onto dinner party below); creepy pedo vibe the next (daughter at the 'experimental film' party); then gruesome gritty shit (Healy choking Blueface to death). On top of that there are moments it feels like someone taken an old buddy cop/detective show episode and stretched it out to 90min.

Because he's a big guy for her and it's all part of the flight plan, hothead

porn?

RIP Hellcats

>Cuckimodo

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You're late!

That doesnt even make sense
How the fuck does a bow shoot that far?

>How the fuck does a bow shoot that far?

Scientists are still puzzled to this day about how bows work

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if they could send one of those through those EDM festivals the world would improve dramatically

How would you describe a girl like that? Mousey maybe? I notice that girls I like the most are like this. Carey Mulligan, for example.

>How would you describe a girl like that?

Homely, maybe homeless.

>Carey Mulligan

shouldn't even be mentioned in the same breath. bitch is the original Ledecky.

sauce

she is so shit at dancing.

Trick arrows/bows, son.

kek

I wish they were homeless because then at least I'd have something in common with them. Should I say at this point that I like Ledecky too?

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gayyyyy

>it is a sit around on garbage episode

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yum

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This film is excellent

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Hmmm, Amanda Pays.

Yeah, it's great. It's amazing that it was released in 1962. It looks and seems pretty modern. Also Peter O'Toole looks like David Bowie in the movie.

Fuckin' lmao. I never saw this. Amazing

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That the kid from pan's Labyrinth all grown up isn't it.

that kusanagi doesnt have any problems being naked was a good way to show the distance between herself and "her" body.
Batou for example notices her nakedness and reacts to it (looks away, covers her body). Sure the naked pictures were used for marketing, but they were never meant to be sexy or erotic imo.

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Aktually, it's a skin-tight body suit.

There's a neck seam at the end of the garbageman fight, in the water. You can see that the stealthsuit ends at the neck, and has a separate a hood and veil for the face.
She's never actually naked, but it's close enough to be potentially embarrassed about, hence Batou putting his jacket over her.

That's in the movie anyway.
I'm not sure it appears in the manga as being skin-tight, but it does definitely appear as some kind of cloak that can be thrown over anything, rather than something built into the uniform.
Mind you, I didn't dig back through anything after the first issue to check this. I could be wrong.

Oh, and
>strip naked was kind of dumb
It's not like any of them with full-body prostheses need armor. The combat rig is just there to look presentable and hold equipment.
>but did she really need to strip
Nah.
But why you gotta complain man?

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it's not like I was going to sleep tonight anyway

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good lord

please please do you have the laughable final scene of Out of Reach

I swear to God I'm going to break into her house tie her up and and show her a number of very prospective roles that might suit her

Do all american banks look like this, from the first second of the webm I knew he was entering a bank even though I don't even know where this webm is from.

simply wonderful

>from the first second of the webm I knew he was entering a bank even though I don't even know where this webm is from.

>he's never seen Duke Nukem the Movie

also that bank was probably used in another movie you've seen.

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He missed his calling as a martial artist, he has really incredible reach.

Is that supposed to be Bane?

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That's the kid from victorious isn't it. What a boss.

oh my

Looking for Ian MacShane webm: The one where he says "Your not a prince you fucking faggot".
Whoever has it could you drop it here or tell me where it is from?
Thanks, user.

it's from Kings, shortlived NBC show

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Thanks user.

>wanting a slutty rabbit on your dick
Gross.
How are her feet though?

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gigantic upskirt plox

She's in the air for too long with stupid slow motion making really elegant movements. That is such an anime thing and it will certainly look stupid with real people. If I was in charge I wouldn't do this exactly like that either, but it can be made into something more realistic and tacticool while she still does the same thing. I feel like the movie is going to be completely detached from the animated movie like how Edge of Tommorow was from it's comic.

>I feel like the movie is going to be completely detached from the animated movie like how Edge of Tommorow was from it's comic.

Well the comic and the light novel had its fair share of retardation, what GiTs doesn't have is someone like Tom Cruise with an experienced director like Doug liman.

who / what is this from?

WHAT IS THIS!?

wtf i hate Esmeralda now

Freddy a obtenu doigtè

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what mobie

They Live

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Live

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Shannara Chronicles s1e06

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Of courshe

>jumps in first and activates lightsaber second
>first two shot wouldn't even hit him
>stegosaurus race
>the count doesn't even bother acting
>picture not dense enough: only two flying things in the background. The stairs are not filled with gungans ore clone-troopers

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He gets BTFO in the last scene of the series, does he not?

these threads are always early in the day.

>kuchi kopi

>Those hard nipples
>bites lips

She needs better roles.

Yeah everyone in the diner agrees TBL is a masterpiece

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what a great pair

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>just do it

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thought the blonde oil heiress actress was hotter

I hate whores so much,

wow it's fucking nothing.

who/what is this

youtube.com/user/jellybeannose

She's not a prodigy, she's constantly doing dumb little kid shit and having to be saved by her dad.

>Men R dumb lol

Not really, it was a classic "dumb guy, normal guy" duo.

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cool

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That looks dangerous

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she pretty hot

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what a cute kitty :3

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I don't understand how people can do this. I understand that they aren't the same as a wild leopard but that doesn't make them domesticated. It doesn't matter how much they love their keepers you're risking getting disfigured every time you get in that cage.

MIGUEL AND TULIO
TULIO AND MIGUEL

The same is true for the guys who train guard/attack dogs. And I'm not memeing about pitbulls, I'm talking belgian shepards and up.
They don't have the natural tools for maiming like a big cat, but they're trained for it, while a zoo cat like that is reasonably passive.

The ones I question are the bear handlers.
youtube.com/watch?v=RI_f0buRi2c

Yeah that's a fair point about the training. Those dogs are trained to be situationally aggressive but they're still just dogs so you never know when that aggression will manifest accidentally. And yes bears are scary as fuck. So big and strong those claws could scalp a man literally by accident. Heaven forbid the bear should actually get scared or feel threatened for any reason.

what's this from? got no results on google

Is this kino?

There is a lot of little things they do to keep themselves safe.

make it closer to 3mb than yeah it is

Wow they are beautiful creatures in any case. Hard to get an appreciation for how big they are without the people right next to them. So hype for Planet Earth II.

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>[Chuckling]

Yep, actually need to webm Planet Earth (1)

Is she mentally ill?

Of course they were meant to be sexy and erotic, Ghost in the Shell is for thirteen year old boys to fap to.

Again it's like poetry, each stanza sort of rhymes with the last one.

speaking of Darjeeling

just like everyone else on youtube, fame hungry

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>"Le so mature for her age!!! XD XD XD XD"

>this girl will probably get buttfucked by Hollywood pedducers half a hundred times before she turns 16

Feminist degeneracy at its finest, folks.

>your mom

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She was great in that film.

it's a movie.

chill your ass.

what the fuck is it with broken links on Cred Forums recently

>this girl will probably get buttfucked by Hollywood pedducers half a hundred times before she turns 16

Contex, even if I am scared of the contex....

in funky forest there is no context.

Oh shit that's Rudy from Misfits!

You are now aware of GabeN in the background.

Fuck everyone else, user, I agree with you

more tiddies pls

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I fucking love Rudy.

found the virgin.

What is this from? It made my little willy feel funny.

pop quiz team

where's the camera?

He was found 9 hours ago, don't worry.

It's from Google.

You know as much about modern filmmaking as you do about dubs.

I don't understand. Is this like a Google produced cartoon? I wouldn't even know how to begin searching for that.

Look up how to reverse image search if you don't know how to describe something into Google through text. Teach your little willy to use the fucking internet.

It's a french tv show/movie called Lascars.

horrible figure

I'd but if she made eye contact with me.

Truly Emma #1

im undecided

In texas massacre they clearly looked like implants but in true detective they looked very natural

I've never seen 1 person carry a show as hard as he does Preacher.

Everybody but Jesse and Tulip were good to great , even Sherrif Root, a one note character in the comics, was a more well-rounded character than Jesse Asshole.

>lel don't worry Arseface I'll get you out of hell which was totally my fault, shame about your dad and your whole town paying for my ego :^)

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kek

>hes never seen REAL tits.

kek why did he lift his hand he was clearly fine just lying down

>qts
Where

What was she meant to be anyway? I always though she was a mouse, but that's a bushy tail.

>Lily rose Depp
>17

Is this movie at least entertainingly bad? It looks weird enough that I'm curious to watch it.

>It's not pretty being me
>Just try it and you'll see
>it's harder than you think
>to be a gorgeous MINK~

Open your ears.

it is

It's an I only have my zphone and have to just zoom in on the thumbnails and imagine what happens in the webm episode

for a moment there i thought her ass was shapeshifting

not really

One of the best webms of all time, almost everyone in it could be singled out for a separate webm

what's going on here

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They cut the ligaments that let them properly extend their claws or lock their jaws closed with full strength and usually tranquilize them on top of that. It's actually a pretty gross and terrible industry. The defense for it is generally that they only do this to animals that can never be released back to the wild, so they can semi crippled and used to raise tourist money to help all the other cats that can be rehabilitated and released. It's complex, but I think it's pretty gross overall.

Machinations and manipulations.

All that text for so much bullshit

uh, this is a blue board. please refrain from posting webms like that. thank you.

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>she will never, EVER do this to you

;_;

That had to be one of the most retarded scenes I've ever seen.

literal kino

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Have another one!

>godfather

kek

src?

>tfw can't get ffmpeg to burn subtitles into the video

Anyone know what's wrong with this command that would make it not put the subs in the webm?

ffmpeg -threads 2 -ss 00:19:06 -i Testament.1983.624x336.24fps.994kbs.V4mp3.WunSeeDee.avi -t 00:01:07 -c:v libvpx -minrate 350K -maxrate 350K -b:v 350K -vf subtitles=Testament.1983.624x336.24fps.994kbs.V4mp3.WunSeeDee.English.srt -vf scale=520:-1 -an ~/testament.webm

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mods please this is disgusting.

lets keep this board safe for work, shall we?

You are a literal moron.

I tried this one first too

ffmpeg -threads 2 -ss 00:19:06 -i Testament.1983.624x336.24fps.994kbs.V4mp3.WunSeeDee.avi -t 00:01:07 -c:v libvpx -minrate 350K -maxrate 350K -b:v 350K -vf subtitles=Testament.1983.624x336.24fps.994kbs.V4mp3.WunSeeDee.English.srt,scale=520:-1 -an ~/testament.webm

use slow seek, -ss after -i

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not sure if MEW

what mew movie is this from?

Thanks user, I really appreciate it

she diffidently has the "Jackie" look

is this Gone Girl?

looks like she's wearing something under the white shirt

>george michael

Smashed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smashed_(film)

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Cred Forums has convinced me of the Emma Roberts way

what moviea?

>me in the orange

damn you

is that antje traue?

Black Mirror TV series

It's Carrie Ann moss you blind bastard.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING WHAT

>Carrie Ann moss
thanks, well young carrie looks like antje

This is another one I've been wanting to make

fuck you, its hella cool

pretty sure its an episode of black mirror

Is that from one of the Evil Dead movies?
I still haven't seen them
Probably should

An.American.Werewolf.in.London.BDRip.720p.x264

doesn't show for me, thanks

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

In the hands of the guy sitting in front of her?

file limit reached
new thread

season 2 fucking when?

I sometimes forget that Cred Forums is basically Cred Forums's he-man woman haters club.
She is a 9/10 in terms of dancing and physique.

I'd give her the jelly.

What show is this?

Bathing suit from the looks of it.

Jack Boaur daughter

Is that the little girl from malcom in the middle?

10/10 if she was korean

>having yellow fever
How degenerate are you?

why did he put his hand up hahahah

wtf

What did Pedowood mean by that scene?

What did Disney mean by this?

>A show for "Kids"

Yeah! for "kidz" if you know what i mean

popcorn time that shit then

When I see shit like this it pisses they never gave Hellcats a second season. We got cheated out of one hell of a nice Aly Ashley make out scene.

this is terrifying, what flick?

my dick just moved for the first time this month

BAGIRA?

AYYYYYY LMAO

she's gonna be a real beauty when she grows up

fuuuuck that, that's not the movie for me. i'd be in perpetual nope-mode and die of a heart attack.

is there a lot of them being lesbians together?

That scene hurts so much more now that I've shared the experience.

>Hellcats
Fuck you faggot cunt, I had successfully purged this from my mind. Fuck TV and it's cancellation requirements.

Man, this amazing show went to shit after ep3.

>men are dumb
If this is what you got from this movie then you should kill yourself.
And you idiot should tag along.

Holy shit this board has some bottom of the barrel idiots on it.

Techno music. Not even once.

This explains so much about a great part of the userbase here.

Wife material.
What's with all you fucking newmales these days.

>art
You mean provide sex appeal in a cartoon.

>somebody made a concept of this, somebody participated and dressed up for this to dance and somebody filmed this.

Why do we continue to be alive when the world is this way.
We have the power to end it all. Why are we so selfish.

Ah... The French.

>someone has never heard of The Wind in the Willows

Are you retarded?

That shot was incredible bullshit just now though, no way in hell he could have hit him.

Weird. I think Se7en is filmed in the same restaurant.

Shame. This show was really compelling and Macaulay Culkin was fucking great in it. Could really have gone places imo.

That movie was utter trash. Simon Pegg should never work again in Hollywood after delivering a piece of shit like that.

Is that in Japan? How come there are more non-Japanese there than other people?

Haven't seen this show but this scene was lovely.

>id rather watch her transgender brother

Would wife hard

This literally looks like the Japanese version of Cronenberg's Naked Lunch.

By cute you mean ugly, right?

I obviously meant the ballet, you dick.