"Upham!" :3

"Upham!" :3

Is that the same guy who stabbed the jew?

nein

>Hands up don't shoot!

Just another thing the black man is claiming he invented despite the white man doing it first.

No.
It's the guy who allegedly shot Wade.

Why did they call him Steamboat Willy?

Upham was a cunt, too scared to save his friend, too scared to actually fight but had no problem shooting an unarmed man.

>I luf American... betty boop?
>b-big guy for you?

He had a massive cock

And definitely shot Captain Miller.

>doesn't kill the German when it was justified by logistics as he is still potentially a threat if he were to be released
>kills the German when he's no longer a threat and can be taken prisoner because of petty revenge, as if the man had the choice to say "no" to the SS patrol that picked him up and forced him to fight
Upham was a cunt.

>Ywn fight against ZOG alongside your waffen ss comrades in 1944 normandy

Why even live bros?

You wouldn't last 2 minutes in an actual battle.

wouldn't last 2 minutes in a light jog

>m-muh ad hominem

Kys you projecting virgins lmao

And you wouldn't last 30 seconds on a dark jog.

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>Coward
>Gets Tom Hanks and the jew killed
>War criminal
Upham a shit

Nah, it was steamboat willie who shot Hanks
nothing to do with Upham

>tfw you get away and only this new asshole who joined your squad recently died

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