Pitch Thread

Cred Forums you ain't ready for my autism yet.. But, i'll try to resume it for you :
It's about an amnesic kid, 16, who woke up not long ago. The series follow him in different environments as the seasons go. At first he's at school and is a genius, (The Pretender, Kyle XY style). As he befriends his schoolmates we learn he was kidnapped while younger. First season unravels the mysteries of the men-in-black and monsters chasing him as he star to understand how to use his powers. First season climax with a battle against a monster, at school, ending with him winning by giving his life to save his friends and the peoples on the school.
Second season start just after the end of the first. He has a new ability, he start healing himself as his injuries weren't as serious for what he is capable. We learn about secret societies, agents who hunts down strange phenomenons and how this amnesic was some sort of agent or messiah for whichever big head who wants him. We learn about his own kidnapping, and where he has his childhood and it's impact on his personnality. The monsters are demons who comes to annonces the apocalypse.
Third season, some demons can hurt him real bad, society his in chaos. Apocalypse begins. Friends dead, lover lost, newbornchild in a ending world. New abilities, new knowledges, new path. The end of the world is just the start of their life.

>Amnesia
Nope.
Secomd Worst fucking writer's crutch on the fucking planet after It Was All A Dream.
>That Plot
Are you just referencing an anime?

COme on, it all have a sense, he had a concusion

I don't care.
Amnesia is always a shit plot hook.
Its even worse in the context of this anime protagonist.

I got it.
Story is about a regular guy that has worked at a supermarket for 8 years.
He's smart, but kind of a loser. Got stuck in a shitty job he can't escape.
Circumstances have prevented him from living his life like most normal people do. He's never had friends, never partied, never had sex, never really done much of anything in his life.

Each episode is him working and dealing with shitlord customers in his own perspective. You hear his thoughts, see his daydreams, deal with his boss constantly trying to force him to give half a shit.
Eventually by the end of the season he can't take anymore bullshit from people and has a huge fucking meltdown right in the middle of work.

Ironically despite being fired he's never felt better. More free, than he ever has at this point in his life.
Then he walks past his car and keeps walking with his work jacket slung over his back down the road until the scene cuts to black.

What happens next?

two words, lods of emone
KID BEER

No really, what happens next?
You have described a first episode and a call to action.

>implying im going to give away the countless movies that i have autistically created in my head

tv show abouta communist insurgency in the US

>starts off with one or two guys turned on to Marx n prison
>eventually they recruit enough guys to start their own gang
>they also make contact with disaffected former SJW types as they get busted for things
>insurgency spreads in ghettoes and traler parks, using drug money to buy infuence and infiltrate unions
>start to become more militant, the orginal guys become senior party figures and have to balance the militant vanguard with the more moderate social reformers
>eventually state paranoia and vanguard agitation provokes a wave of cop killings "neghbourhood liberation"
>National Guard is deployed - commies have infiltrated and get their hands on weapons
>state paranoia, clampdowns, punitive restrictions on workers make commies more popular, create critical mass - many serving and former soldiers defect
>a new generation of leadership, of tough street fighters and uni intellectual rises - they are opposed by a militant, paramilitary reactionary force, who are tacitly sponsored by the state
>civil war 2: electric bogaloo
>series 4 finale - an M1 Abrams with a red flag flying from its turret breaks down the white house fence and US soldiers with red armbands calling themselves the "red minutemen" stor the white house
>the president and his famiily are captured, and in the confusion they are machine gunned on the basketball court
>the peoples' united states is born

you didn't say it had to be realistic

A guy gets a list of omens to avoid that lead to his death but every choice he makes to avoid the omen accidentally makes him come into contact with it, thank me later hollywood

Eh. I'd watch it.
It'd be wonderful just watching Cred Forums melt down about the propaganda.

Alright.
Each episode from then on plays like a what if? scenario.
The protagonist is in a half-mad half-sane state, he walks down a street of almost infinite possibility and calamities.

The different scenarios he encounters in said slow walk home change the path of the rest of his life entirely.

One encounter turns him into a business man, another a drug addict, one scenario has him continue down the path of meltdown and commit suicide. One makes him consider getting into teaching/child care. One has him get into an accident and we see how that impacts his family.
But of course, the events of these lives are somewhat exaggerated at times in his somewhat wild imagination. The episodes style themselves on different film genres, and sometimes even animation styles.

Ultimately though we evenually get the final ending. The path where nothing happened. He just went home.
But funnily enough. It's not that bad of an ending. Life sometimes just carries on. He finds another job thats a bit better. His family supports him, and he slowly works on improving his shortcomings and ends up starting his own business with their help. The ending being open-ended still as he contemplates going into a bar to meet someone he spoke to on the net and pushed himself to meet with.

A group of old woman walking doing things in an apocalyptic world as the world slowly dies
Its all very calm and no one really talks about how the world dying because they all stopped giving a fuck

A guy that encounters so many coincidences that work in his favour that he and society start to believe he has super powers

Not to derail your thread, but I like that Obama is one of the execs in that image.

You had me up to...
>The path where nothing happened. He just went home.
You can do better than it was all a dream, surely?

A new world comes into contact with earth and a bunch of people have to decide whether to stay on earth or go to the new planet
It all turns out to be very edgy with lots of cliffhangers and deeper meanings

"Holiday" special.

A guy working a dull office job with an overactive daydreaming habit stumbles onto a massive conspiracy as a result of his imaginative day dreams

It's like Crank meets Scott Pilgrim, starring Nicolas Cage and Sam Rockwell.

A Cred Forums NEET goes out and gets struck by lightning.

Then, every single day he wakes up in a different TV show and gets in various wacky hijinks.

He goes to Peep Show, Game Of Thrones, Dexter, QI, Miami Vice, Doctor Who, It's Always Sunny, South Park and fucking whatever else that could be interesting.

Season finale is Half In The Bag.

I see potential here.

>he
Cisshit

The Human Centipede vs. Predator
>The ultimate hunter hunts the ultimate human, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny Glover and Adrien Brody as the Human Centipede.

Worth it just to hear anus muffled Arnie.

It's Xena meets Evil Dead, a sexy female warrior and her cute young sidekick wear skimpy outfits and fight demons and witches during the middle ages

We'll get R.J. Stewart as showrunner

A game show where a Wink Yahoo-type host and his crew travel to different cities in a shitty conversion van and quiz people on the street. The game portions would be pretty simplistic and the show's main appeal would be the bombastic host trying to remain professional with an incompetent crew and how the contestants react to everything. For example:
>Contestant scores zero on a quiz and is offered a draw for a consolation prize
>All results give them the Gold-Tier consolation prize
>Crew start pulling a flat-screen tv out of the van
>Immediately drop it

There's a black guy who fucks a pasty fat dude's wife every day while he's at work at Wendy's. And the black guy ends up going to an ivy league without the help of affirmative action. Triggered Cred Forumsacks will ensure that the show will gain many viewers because they'll still watch it anyway despite hating it like the cucks they are

How about this.
The person he meets up with?
The username is 'Destiny'.

Cred Forums aren't a demographic.

>Implying you were describing the matrix?
Then clearly you disguised it enough to feel different from that schlock.

A DnD movie starring Vin Diesel and Terry Crews. They play both their real selves and their DnD characters and the narrative switches back and forth like Princess Bride.

total Gary Stu

>The ending being open-ended still as he contemplates going into a bar to meet someone he spoke to on the net and pushed himself to meet with.
Stopped reading here.

>being this obsessed with pol

Someone posted this one a while back

>Oven Dodgers would be a really good name for a Tom and Jerry like kids show where there's this gang of Jewish kids like the Scooby Doo gang and they keep getting pursued by a team of incompetent Nazis and they keep thinking of convoluted plans to trick the Jews into getting into an oven but they always pull one over on the Nazis and escape in the end and it always ends with the head Nazi saying something like "WE'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, YOU, YOU... OVEN DODGEEEEEEEEEEEEERS" *cue wacky music*

A homeless guy rescues a young dog from getting killed by a street gang. They become companions and in the end the dog dies a very sad death.

Well, if nothing else, Vin would be onboard in a heartbeat.

A realtime story about 9/11 from 4 different perspectives. A firefighter; a janitor working on the 76th floor of the second tower; a clerk from the first tower, a executive

At the end of the show; reveals who survived the incident

A down-on-his-luck Louisiana musician builds a time machine to save Anne Frank, but ends up falling head-over-heels in love with young Hitler.

It's a show about dicks

I think it should be revealed who did 9/11

And one of the main actors should be an israeli art student

This would make the GOAT of all time series.

A "down to earth" superhero tv series that takes a page from stuff like Marvelman, Watchmen and Powers, with a fixed beginning, middle and end. It would introduce metahumans to "our" world and focus on how it would change it along with the more mundane problems as to how the hell would you try and regulate or mend these peoples wounds without the typical super SCIENCE or MAGIC bullshit used to bail them out in the typical media. These beings would eventually carve up "their" territory and fight and kill one another over ideological/personal differences, the "heroes" wouldn't necessarily always win, and it would end with the last of their kind dying in the rubble of some irreversible catastrophe caused by one of their own.

I like it. Bit of a heavy subject matter though so I would include a window cleaner who's just finished cleaning the last window of the WTC as the comic foil.

>Post-Apocalypse movie
>Show follows a mercenary company where the head members are blood relatives
>Basically Blue Bloods

>At the end of the show; reveals who survived the incident

>the plot twist is it was one of the hijackers, and the final shot is an extreme close-up of him cackling madly

... go on.

It would be awful

NCR cuck detected

>It's your typical romcom.
>Your female wish fulfillment, Nickoas Sparks type schlock.
>Main character is a dreamy, down on his luck fantasy job type of guy who has a shallow friend and former fuckbuddy girlfriends telling him he should go steady.
>By a chance, he bumps into her, this "regular girl", Jennifer Aniston type self insert for the female audience.
>Their meet cute leads to dates which leads to sex, which leads to [insert conflict here] type second act problem that breaks them up and makes the main character have to win her back someway
>Now, this is the middle of the picture
>Main character goes to his home broken, does that typical things that show how sad he is
>Goes down into the basement of his house
>removes the panel from his fake wall
>Rapes, kills and then disposes of the teenage girl he's got tied up in there
>We never get any further explanation of what just happened, not even a missing persons report playing in the background or anything or any further signs of the main character's horrible double life
>Audience is forced to watch the rest of the formulaic plot play out, airport chase or making a scene at the church or whatever, in the knowledge that the wealthy fantasy underdog man that gets the girl at the end for the happily ever after is a rapist murderer psychopath

No advertisement material or inherent mechanics of the film making would prepare the audience for this. Its rating would be excused away as "foul language" (mostly from the protagonists comic relief friends).

All videogame adaptations are shit and they are all shit for the same reason.

"Jellyfish"
Main character relives his teenage years over and over again, going back every time right after his first sexual experience

Fucking brilliant

Oceans 11 in a casino set in space

If audiences weren't expecting the dark side of the movie, they aren't going to stick around to see what happens next. The following day the secret will be out, ruining everything.

mini series about the life of joseph stalin

Theres no way you could keep that secret.
Test audiences.
Reviews.
Day one word of mouth.

It would be worth it for the initial reaction alone.
I'm also hoping it would be mediocre enough for people to forget. Like, they would be browsing Netflix or whatever a few years on, pic a romcom at random and potentially be punished for it.

a show about a guy who gets elected senator and purposely just starts shit with other senators. maybe he hires a sniper to kill his enemy senators. he uses his power to operate a huge criminal empire.

basically breaking bad, but in the US senate

Low budget could take care of that, or at least alow for the initial shock. No test audiences needed then, and I bet there are medium to big name actors who'd waver their typical fees for a concept like that.
Refuse to screen it for critics as well, make it a shock, if only for a moment.

a movie about a a manic pixie chick
who despite spending the entire time on the couch for most of the movie, tends to change her clothes often. Broken up with wearing billowy light gowns as she looks out her window at the golden sun shining through.
Shot in 4kHD Fisheye lenses and strobe lights

pretty sure futurama already did something like that

>The initial reaction
No studio agreeing to make it you mean?
Audiences would just demand their money back.

An anthology show, probably animated, that adapts greek tragedies. Each episode is a new tragedy. What does Cred Forums think?

I'm not necessarily talking Hollywood here.
Plenty of indie or foreign romcoms out there.
Also, I think you are overrating the power of word of mouth and the pictures reliance of it to be what it would be.

>overrating the power of word of mouth
Are you fucking high?
Where the fuck do you think you are?
People would tweet your twist from the first fucking screening.

Nah there was never a heist episode in a space casino

>the pictures reliance of it to be what it would be.
You literally don't have a film without the shock factor of that scene.

This is almost identical to Bleach what the fuck?

>From
You mean during.

And some would have the sense not to tell their friends the twist. I mean, somehow the Sixth Sense became a hit, even when it was Bruce Willis the whole time.
>but that was before twitter
People still had e-mailing, texting, MSN and like. If word of mouth was the only factor, it would have tanked.

Of course I do, I have spoiled comfort food, preferably with the actors to pull it off.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viva_Mars_Vegas

Sounds like the game Liberal Crime Squad.

>set in victorian london
>2 men make their living doing graverobberies
>rob the cursed grave of a serial killer
>murders begin to start again
>must stop it from happening or they are doomed to die a horrible death

The hook here is that the audience isn't really ever told whether this is due to supernatural activity or the main characters paranoia

Tons of dark foggy ally's and a soundtrack by haxan cloak

rome, but in constantinople during the fall of the byzantine empire.

Well gosh darn it

My version wouldn't be so over the top though, no aliens n shit

Sixth Sense was an entire movie devoted to the twist.
Yours has no resolution.

People wouldn't feel like they had to follow the social convention tomkeep the "twist" secret, because it wouldnt feel like a twist.

They'd complain about how this RomCom they went to see did something dumb and gross.

>Of course I do, I have spoiled comfort food, preferably with the actors to pull it off.
Not that user, but what?

I'd watch it.

Main character is a twenty-something single dude struggling to make ends meet.

His (single) mom (who he has been struggling to provide care for but doing so dutifully) dies at the start of the film, kicking the plot in motion.

His was of coping is to obsessively honour how he thinks she would've wanted to go. He knows she wanted cremation, so he gets her cremated, but to afford this he has to miss paying his rent and for his car.

This ends up with him losing his flat, his mode of travel and his job, so he becomes a vagabond. Just a guy wandering from place to place with his mother's ashes.

I think his mom wanted her ashes scattered somewhere of significance, but it's a couple of states away. So the film is about him journeying there on foot with the ashes, the people he meets along the way. Maybe there's a sort of caper element to it, maybe the ashes end up getting taken accidentally or lost or whatever.

Anyway the point of it is something to do with death rituals and a how we honor our dead, how we cope with loss etc. etc. I think at the end he doesn't get to scatter the ashes the way he'd wanted to but he's learned a lot of stuff along the way and realises that the best way he can honour his mom is by living a full adventurous life.

Fuck I just realised this is the exact same theme and resolution as Pixar's UP, just with Ashes instead of a floating house. Never fucking mind.

>melt down

Yeah. From laughter.

If some of them do, mission accomplished.
Here's hoping it will carry over with them to other romcoms.

>8/10 early thirties teacher accidentally sends one of her (13/14 y/o male) students nudes intended for her partner
>kid is dorky but fucked up, blackmails teacher for /ss/ and says he'll tell his parents if she doesn't fuck him
>she fucks him, he recorded it and shows all his friends, her career life is ruined anyway and he's the ultimate champ

>stay at home husband taking care of daughter whilst wife goes on business trip to Thailand/somewhere semi-exotic
>wife comes back sick
>(late during the) night of her return husband hears something from the bathroom, wife isn't in bed
>finds her passed out on the floor, pale, foam around her mouth
>tries to wake her up but doesn't know how
>she starts waking up on her own
>starts trying to grab at him forcefully
>he's still freaking out, pushes her away
>she comes after him out of the bathroom
>daughter wakes up from all the commotion, comes out into the hall between the two of them
>mom grabs daughter and takes a chunk out of her neck with her teeth
>dad smashes moms head against something solid to get her off, mom dies
>daughter dies in dads arms, then starts waking up again
>dad freaks but kills daughter too
>police come and arrest him for murdering his wife and child
>guy has to defend himself with 'I prevented a zombie outbreak' defence

What mission, to be an edgelord?
You wouldn't even break even on this.
The twist would be given away within minutes of the first showing, if not during.
Horror fans would hate it for not being a real horror story.
Romcom fans would hate it for not being a romcom.
You literally don't have an audience for this and the only gimmick is the fucking "LOL surprise" that would at most confuse people before becoming common knowledge.

Sounds like a shitty Office Space knock-off

What you described here is about 3/4 of a pilot episode that is going nowhere

an action epic where the bad guy is a silent, godlike, indestructible alien. made of pure energy, he fights the world in the shape of different human warriors from all time periods, always related to his location and its history. killing off one person at the time. this goes on for about 100 years, until we realize that peace is the only answer. all guns are destroyed, nukes launched into space, everybody holds hands. the alien disappears and we are welcomed to the galactic federation. the end.

They don't respect their source material?

No.
They become inherently and functionally less engaging than their source material.

Exactly.
It's like you've never watched a Lars von Trier or a Gaspar Noé film before, the whole point is to challenge and offend, not to turn a profit or mollycoddle the audience. The initial surprise would just be an added bonus, and the film "tanking" would just lend to its cult status. And beyond actors salaries, romcoms are cheap. It's not like big names haven't supporter projects like these for peanuts, just for notoriety's sake, but then again, I never said this would be a Hollywood flick.

A show based on fanfiction of George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series.

A gritty spaghetti western about a farm rancher whose searching for his wife after she was kidnapped by bandits.
He goes from town to town, collecting bounty's along with maybe a clue to where his wife is, if she's even still alive and whose responsible for it.
Along the way he comes across savages, hookers, nigger slaves and their slave owners and all kinds of non-sjw shit.

basically i want a red dead redemption like show thats not deadwood

...because they don't respect their source material.

>I'm an artist engineering my success and ensuring cult status
Pah, what a fucking joke.
I honestly just thought you were a kid trying to make a joke.
Nope, you're legitimately deluded.
Wow.

No.
Think about it.
What do 99.9% of games that 99.9% of movies don't.

Watch out for the next romcom you might catch on tv by chance gramps, might have a pleasant surprise in store.

Veggietales did it better

>games HAVE

Literally only ever in your dreams kid.

>Fallout: [insert witty subtitle]
>it's a drama about vault life
>Vault's social experiment was to see if criminals would reform by exposing them to tons of positivity
>it worked but made the whole vault very chaotic with future generations showing traits of their criminal ancestors who first entered that vault
>will they all go back to their ancestor's ways? or be able to keep it all under control?

Same to you, Vidya movies always fail because the movie almost always fundamentally lacks something the game almost always fundamentally has from start to end.

Some guy is invincible, but he never does anything exciting or dangerous since he is broke and does not realize it. Season two he meets a girl who gives people cancer and its a will they or wont they thing.

His dog had an audible internal monologue as well.

Rob Schider is his own pet dog.

Rob realizes that he and his dog are one being, while trying to contemplate how he can please himself and what he wants from himself. Imagine The Master but mostly fart jokes.

Sandler shows up once in a while to do blow and drink whisky, he often belittles Rob. Rob finds his visits increasingly disruptive and depressing.

the difference is that this is OC and doesn't rely on existing game content and is entirely new lore.

Utterly fucking irrelevant.
For fucks sake.
THINK
What does a GAME have that a MOVIE doesn't?!
THINK

Sold!

I have what I think is a really simple idea for a children's show that appeals to all ages. It's about a girl adventurer traveling with her talking horse, and she has to revive four elemental spirits to remove a curse placed on her homeland. The spirits are all silly puppets and there's very limited special effects. With very few characters and a kind of lonely atmosphere mixed with silly dialogue, I think it could be a hit.

>Neighbourhood watch leader George thought he had it made, cruising around smoking dope and keeping his community safe.
>But the hijinks finally get out of hand when he shoots an annoying teenager!
Starring Jack Black and Jaden Smith

Fuck I want to do this as a politician. I'd gladly watch this.

>>stay at home husband taking care of daughter whilst wife goes on business trip to Thailand/somewhere semi-exotic
>>wife comes back sick
>>(late during the) night of her return husband hears something from the bathroom, wife isn't in bed
>>finds her passed out on the floor, pale, foam around her mouth
>>tries to wake her up but doesn't know how
>>she starts waking up on her own
>>starts trying to grab at him forcefully
>>he's still freaking out, pushes her away
>>she comes after him out of the bathroom
>>daughter wakes up from all the commotion, comes out into the hall between the two of them
>>mom grabs daughter and takes a chunk out of her neck with her teeth
>>dad smashes moms head against something solid to get her off, mom dies
>>daughter dies in dads arms, then starts waking up again
>>dad freaks but kills daughter too
>>police come and arrest him for murdering his wife and child
>>guy has to defend himself with 'I prevented a zombie outbreak' defence

Make it start in the court room and just flash backs from him telling parts of the story to the court room and his psychiatrist.

A movie about the voyage of Donald Crowhurst
>Yacht is found abandoned
>Guy had entered a race to see who could circumnavigate the globe solo fastest in small boats
>Immediately runs into problems, realizes he'll never win
>Continues to radio inaccurate coordinates to appear to be still in the race
>Actually just drifts around in the Atlantic for like a year writing a rambling 25,000 word manifesto in his cabin
>Other racers drop out, he realizes he is literally the last entrant
>Jumps overboard and kills himself

Make this in a show

>Cube
>With Shitting
Were you younger when this was ebin meem?

So there are a shitload of singing competitions on TV, right? And they're all pretty popular, people love singing competitions for some reason.

My idea would be a singing competition, but with a twist that it wouldn't really be a singing competition, but more of a songwriting competition. You'd collect this ensemble of unknown and talented bands and/or individuals who write their own songs, and challenge to do things outside of their comfort zone. They would have a month to write their designated songs, then they'd perform them and an audience would vote to eliminate one.

So you'd have a black metal band, and they'd be challenged to write and perform a disco tune

A rapper who writes heartfelt songs about the terrible conditions of the ghetto and similar very serious issues would have to make a romantic pop song.

Or a DJ who would have to write an acoustic orchestral composition.

What do you guys think?

dark comedies
>a marine drill instructor moonlights as a stand up comedian to help ease the stress of his job. He begins to get famous and has to struggle between the two worlds colliding, as well as dealing with the rock and roll lifestyle that is very different from the strict military life he's used to
>a house in hollywood that is rented by aspiring actors and film makers looking to get into the business by working small time assistant jobs on movie sets and all the bullshit they deal with
>a slasher movie at a summer camp for special needs children. Aside from a few counselors, all the characters including the killer are retarded and have to survive the night

From the land that invented reality shows: Maestro
youtube.com/watch?v=WM9isV4iBrQ

rappers and actors have to conduct a classical piece and have a month or so to train and learn

horror movies/dramas
>a slasher movie with all the cliches played completely straight. A 30 year old bald guy pays the teen heartthrob, all the black characters are the first to die in one massive murder spree at once. Its not "so bad its funny" or "we know its a comedy 4th wall LMAO" like scary movie but played like its trying
>an HBO series about the Russian revolution from the point of view of the royal family, what happened to them, the events leading up to the revolution to them trying to escape
>a gritty war movie featuring a cast of only comedic actors
>HBO mini series, a successful middle aged man's past comes into question when a detective from his home town shows up at his door, believing he was involved in "something" from years ago. Each episode has his life slowly fall apart as this "something" comes into light, we dont know what it is until the end

other
>indie movie where a bunch of teens go on a cross country trip of self discovery. thats the first 5 minutes. the rest of the movie is them coming back and having to grow up and deal with their lives, realizing all that hippy bullshit they believed in is over
>generic love story between a hired hand and a rich girl in the 1910s. He doesnt have any intrest in her and finds her family to be snobs, she's infatuated with him and wants to prove him wrong over the course of several years. This is my security idea because its every sappy romance movie that always gets made
>something about the starving times in puritan New England. not sure what yet but I like the setting and back story

> a DJ who would have to write an acoustic orchestral composition
I'm sure you wrote this thinking it was funny.
You might as well be asking a brick layer to sculpt a block of marble.

A reality show where two celebrities with different proficiencies compete in something entirely unrelated. Shit like Gordon Ramsay vs Jack Black in a sailboat race. We'd put them in contact with actual professionals and they could choose teams out of people they knew.

>justified / the crazies mash up
>set tenish years after justified ends
>raylan is back in Harlan for arts funeral
>gub'ment water sickness starts making people go crazy killing each other
>raylan trying to get back home to Florida to daughter and milf Winona
>sees an wrecked prison bus on the side of the road
>who else but Boyd Crowder standing in the road chained to two other dead guys (they were crazy, Boyd is a good guy)
>RAYLAN GIVENS ha-ha, now how did I know the good Lord was gonna send a guardian angel my way?
>show is basically a raylan and Boyd cross country road trip killing psychos left and right
>Tim gone crazy sniper episode
>mass chaos killing and war between non sick people for clean water

Alternatively and more realistically I would kill for a justified spin off about Tim tracking down Wynn Duffy in exotic surf locations.

>danny glover mumbles "I'm getting too old for this shit" as he swallows gallons of diarrhea from Brody's behind