In a world...
In a world
Where memes rule
ONE GOOD FRIEND
FULL OF BIG GUYS
must find
his will
the only hole not taken
ONE MAN, ONE WAY
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
MR. T IS THE LION KING
In a tale as old as time
*high pitch piano note*
BANE?
Adam Sandler is...
THE TERMINATOR
Rob Schneider
Rob Lowe
"For when Eric eats a banana..."
*BIG SWOOPING BASS DROP SOUND*
ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE
FROM THE PRODUCERS OF
JACK AND JILL
Rod, Jane and Freddy.
From the man who watched Avatar
A HILARIOUS SIDE SPLITTING COMEDY FOR A NEW GENERATION
and all of the Harry Potter movies
where dubs are a dime a dozen
HE was a man.
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY MEL GIBSON
IT was a jar.
A Ron Howard flick
HUMANZEES!
Written by Jew Jew Abrams.
Featuring Christopher Lee's final performance as Maverick the crack squirrel.
SUMMER 2019
Dinosaurs with attitude
Moving mass shipments of recently criminalized memes
To live
Moms spaghetti
BLACKED PRESENTS
*cuts to quadruple penetration scene*
with crooked Hillary
*cuts to another quadruple penetration scene*