/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Shelby is winning hoh tho

it's morgans hoh week, you fools

danielle was warned for sleeping during wake hours

she was also sleeping while not in the HN

thats a penalty

we should make Jason her slave if so.

Officially puts her in "we can get here out next week" territory which means she will be in the house for a while. Her, shrimpman, and Whitney are the most likely fodder right now for that second eviction in a DE week

post yfw a penalty vote ruins the plastics plan.

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>Morgan, who isn't a superfan, trying to lay low the first few weeks and telling Alex she's putting a massive target on her back for winning

best sis

We all know that laying low to start the season is a good strategy but if I ever got on I would be trying to win as many hohs as I could. Get that full experience, you know?

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Shrimpman making subtle moves

They are not in position where they can throw HoH. And even tho this veto win wasn't crucial, it's still benefits their game.

it didn't tho :^)
monte still get got

everyone dreams of being a comp beast. they get so many fans.

its weird seeing shrimpman talk game this long

>finger me

shane is clueless he is the target still

last night he was whining about how humiliating it would be to go out before non-players like shelby and alex

LOL

SCOTT JUST SAID POWER RANKING

I'm trying not to masturbate today, please do not post cute pictures of Shelby.

this better?

Dani for next safety package just to fuck with her

can't blame him for wanting to touch buttslut

>all these plebs not having linkedin

look man I can teach you guys all in an hour how to build your linkedin and get a job. I get people asking me for jobs everyday you just have to not be retarded

And we all know that none of us can play a good enough social game to stay alive so it's either go the comp beast route, have the best player drag you thru the season, or be a literally who for as long as possible

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fuck off

Hi Monte

excuse me?

give up some tips user.

I've already got a decent job, but my linkedin is super basic atm.

He chose the best one too

You really wanna get on BB and never be HOH?

give me some tips pls. i'm ready to join the wagecuck life.

that was actually scott's strategy

Is Monte the first first hoh to get clipped second?

Idk what the context of this is but if you go into the right STEM career you don't need to worry about LinkedIn at all

sorry, I had a bad day at work

if i ever go in, i will pattern my game after JennCity.

it gives her safety, nobody here wants that

this isnt twitter you cant reverse mist us

Make sure your profile pic is damn good. That first impression importance is real

she'll be the hoh's slave and we can renom her the week after

alex/amanda as co HoH's in bb9 if that counts

i said fuck off

writing them up give me a few gotta get on my computer rather than chromebook

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Maybe she will workout today

>he bought into the linkedin meme
>he has a job where he needs a linkedin

kek

She lifts every time she gets off the couch

twitter.com/twitRless_kb/status/483753696589651968

lewl

no the humidity is too high
the sun hurts
soil isn't dry enough

>krispy doing anything but sitting on the couch and complaining

I would go on, lay low and try to get into a decent starter alliance. I would only win HoH or veto is it was a necessity

Doing 4pl8 skwats when she gets her ass off that couch

evel dick thinks scott should throw up jason and BD him

i almost agree if i didnt hate the shitmance so much, he might not get another chance

post proof of your salary let's compare

You sure make it sound easy to win comps

Jeremy is actually a really cool dude. Also, she's admitting to being a slut and that Jeremy got some.

Dude have you seen the exercise equipment? Totally not on Krispys level

Theres not even an elliptical

>she

america is controlling the votes, he should be evicted in final 8 or 6

everyone hates monte and cornbread for targeting jason

>the smallest penis I've ever had in my mouth
>in my mouth
So she has had smaller in other places

>2014
Still laffed. Her webms are toplewd

DANIELLE IS SLEEPING AGAIN AND NOT IN THE HN ROOM

PENALTY VOTE

CHEATER WHORE LIAR

what the fuck is scott even talking about starcraft for

excuse me?

does shelby get to take off the caddy outfit tonight?

Yes but only if she agrees to let Scott watch

yes 7pm BBT

she said shes going to strip and go nude for the night

he's dumb, he brought it up after neely talked about how high tech korea is (???)

>profile picture in a suit at an angle
>be sure to fill out your top profile as much as possible
>give exactly 1-2 paragraphs about your college and work career in summary.
>use experience like your resume
>>experience
>>company
>>what I did there

then ask for as many endorsements as you can get from your previous bosses and friends. there are so many endorsements you can get by the time you graduate high school that your endorsements should be high word, powerpoint, etc

volunteer somewhere. simply having another section than more people is nice

TO DO:
>use action verbs in all sentences
this means in all your past jobs you should describe your resume as if you are currently doing it. say responsible for doing rather than did
>join groups for the field you are applying for
one of the first things people look at is if you're actually interested in the industry. if you just have a generic profile you're lame. if you're applying for a marketing job and you are in 10 linkedin marketing groups then they will know you actually care about marketing

DO NOT DO:
>say hard working
>good at teamwork
>put in the extra time
nobody cares they know you're lying. put in "self started" and "looking for the next challenge" and such

FOR YOU HUE HUE

Been gone all day.

Were there any top tier can't-miss moments other than the obvious America Nom / POV Draw / Veto comp?

Donna-Lynne @whitewolf2226 2m2 minutes ago
#BBOTT Shelby, whether you like her or not, it will be funny to see her be servant for the next HOH. #NextCarePackage

oh yes. you go girl

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Just watch the comp and the absolute ass blasting hour that follows.

Let me rephrase, I would only try to win if I had to. If I didn't win either, and got voted out, so be it

neeley niggin it up after the americas nom and draw is worth watching to see how shitty she is

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Just the aftermath of the POV is hilarious. That POV was the best thing to happen this season. Some shit happened.

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they wont put a camera on danielle because she is sleeping in london

2 rule violations

Wait so is there a strategic reason bb wants Shelby to get the next care package? Or do you just want to see your waifu be a servant?

Apparently we are capable of helping to steer the ship via twitter mist so I want to make sure everyone is on the same page

No strategic reason but it's probably the last care package a plastic will have a chance to win so might as well vote for one

SCOTT MISTING JASON

if alex morgan or shelby doesnt win HoH then she's likely going up

thats strategy i guess

SAFETY

the longer she lasts the smaller her target gets

he took it right to shane and now shane is saying he wants to stay over danielle

lol hes going to campaign

I hope there's a costume involved.

>Jason whispers to Shane he's usually always w/ the girls, but he doesn't want to be outnumbered like that.

finally waking up

the latter

Good tips, I never do any of that "Do not do" portion fortunately, but a good heads up for someone just starting out or just graduating college.

what? if you call getting your head in the game being misted by scott then you dont know the game

scott told him danielle so they will think they are voting for her and they are going to do shane

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>not wanting Jason to win the servant costume and be a cute little sissy boi servant and not giving him a chance to get a better care package

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>tfw you click or hover on this image

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>Jason: Well you know me and Justin, we're not trying to step on no toes

Jason is a shrimpbro

nobody can resist sweet dick daddy with the candy nuts

>ya dig

why did this happen

How do I watch the neely ass blasting from earlier today

image collision its been happening for years

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Scott is going to take the biggest hit from that blindside. Shrimp isn't going to trust him anymore and neither will Jason.

Luckily nobody on that side can win comps

my school was $200k and specialized in getting us great jobs so I'm glad someone listened.

the tracker on your right of the profile should be "Expert" at the worst. Honestly the hardest part is turning your past experience into what people want to see.

they want to see:
>quantifiable
don't say if you were good or not. say "I handled X dollars" or I managed "X pounds of material" r whatever. let them know the numbers you worked with
>show your own initiative
they don't want to know what your job description was. they want to know you walked into a job, saw they did something one way, and then you realized hey let's do it this way instead it's better.

the most important thing in interviews is being able to assess a situation and then being able to provide a solution. in interviews good companies now prompt you with a scenario and you have to come up with a solution.

I would prepare for hours and think of every question an interviewer would possibly ask me and have my answer ready to fire. you need to know about their company's specific dealings read their website and all the announcements and be very ready to explain how to handle all sorts of problem employees.

Before I graduated I was making $48k a year with this shit. use the knowledge

wew

naw, because he didnt really say who the target is... he literally said he didnt care and doesnt have a vote but that he just knows the girls will be girls

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i really hope scott shows his superfandom and tells shane to get to steppin

please let this happen bb gods

>cameraman is a footfag

>Misfits will have 3 votes against Dani + America's vote
>Plastics will have 4 votes against Shane
>Scott's plan was to pretend it was the girls that flipped but will have to break a tie
>now he just ruined his trust with Shrimp and Jason, two people he wanted a secret alliance with, because he wanted revenge

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SLUMPED

>girls keep falling asleep

inb4 penalty vote

misting jason once again

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The girls need a good dicking to wake up

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>pretty comfy final 2

>WHITNEY, SHELBY, ALEX...

>shitcrew what were they doing?

>danielle: being cunts

SALTY AS FUCK

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especially keeley

Guys I have to know what was Danielle reaction to America nominating her?

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cameraman confirmed footfag

10/10

Pretty sure she just went into london and started crying.

I wanna make a compilation of her rant on monte about being america's nom and splice her nomination and reaction in after, but I'm shit at video editing.

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"Fucking niggers"

guys shh!

shelby is sleeping

comfy

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julia was a qt

bless buttslut

what a lewd story

I bet morgan secretly enjoyed having her feet peed on

she needs scott to satisfy her needs

you know she wishes that were shrimpman's dick

how did you sneak a computer into the house, shane

jason playing pauls game
making sure the feedsters like him

if shelby put on the scarf and rode a broom around they house they would talk shit about her later

>Watchng the London room between POV noms and the comp

>Neely going full angry nigger gramma
>Krispy saying the Plastics are being unsportsmanlike
>Jason in disbelief
>Shanielle crying in the corner

top comfy
o
p
comfy

How were Neely's muddy saggers sittin' fellas

>god i hate that annoying attention whore, shes fucking gloating like an arrogant cunt

best sis

do they ever use the exercise balls
i have one and it motivates me a lot when i see other people do it
i think i've only seen them use them once

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gotta love a girl who does exercises that are just meant to make her better at sex

>4:51BBT CAM1 - Morgan story about getting her feet pissed on by some drunk stranger

>Shane's boner intensifies

bb needs to stop bullying whitney for sleeping

hoh should be allowed to nap

groups of women talking are boring af

>quad cams all about twitter ratios

please kill me

they aint sitting right

we can all agree that neeley killed the late night crew

Has Danielle had to do her punishment yet today?

Seems like she didn't have to do it much this week

I'm on some og kush right now ya dig and I want some game talk

Instead its SNAPCHAT STORIES

awojdowajdow

>muddy saggers
fucking kek

>scott walks in to make the convo more interesting

>scott bouncing
wew

no, the BY has been closed... not that they will make her do it if it opens anyway. they are off punishment in less than 2 hours

so yeah she got at least 48 hours of no punishment

absolutely.

Neely is feeds cancer 1000%

Even black twitter is starting to get angry at her for ruining feeds because she's not wearing wigs(?)

Not sure why that would matter but that's what I've been seeing on twatter

LET WHEAT KNEE SLEEP

>/ourguy/ has patrician taste in phones

GET THE HOOKER OFF MY COMFY CAM

FUCK YOU

>yeah, holler
I sound weird like holla with a hard r

do you think 5'8'' is tall enough for shelby?

nobody likes you anymore donald

>man, big ups to gucci mane
top kek shrimpman cracks me up

no.

i got some pineapple express but its makin me sleepy

tryna get some comfy convos in here not social media bullshit ya dig?

>Twitter wants to evict this
Heathens

>''shout-out to all your tall single friends''

man this day really slowed down

just grow taller user

you better shut your mouth before i fuck it

>man

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shelby isnt hot enough to make demands on height imo

thats cudi

will they be allowed to vote?

you are not tall enough to make demands on women

manlet detected

agreed

not unless they sent in an absentee beforehand

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glad peeps are saving my webms, here's another

>gross bony skeleton legs

OP material

>tfw shelby plans a strip tease for when she gets out of her costume but the feeds are on the recap and we miss it

fat enabler detected

why are the bb autists always so hairy

PLS NO

schedule

bullshit weed bro reporting in

also fed up with this shit

how do you think the houseguests would react to see this?

youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY

i fuckin hate you but i love you

Quints confirm bb is all girls

get your drumpf propaganda out of here

>h-h-h-ey guys, c-c-can we talk about politics
fuck off, this is a fun only zone.

stop faggot

Feel free to fuck off in any direction

>Justin is a nintendo fan

dropped

You phams team phun pheeds?

>Kryssie says she can beat Friday the 13th for nes in under an hour.
Another lie, no doubt.

>Justin

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See I'm a mean nigga
You's afraid nigga
Ol' pretend nigga
Smile and grin nigga

none of them would watch a 16 minute conspiracy theorist rant

Hey, you want what with me
I'm gonna tell you one time
don't fuck with me
Get down
Cause I ain't got nothin to lose
and I'm havin a bad day
don't make me take it out on you

stop faggot

You down with OTT?

Holy shit what a lying cunt.

So who is the main target now? They are still going after Danielle right? Shane is medically retarded and even sucked pretty bad at golf, there is no reason to consider him a threat

CUTE

Yeah absolutely

shane is ded

Na, shane is likely going due to scotts hatred of him. Girls are willing to respect his wishes. They'll try to trick the other side into voting Danielle.

They would probably say that it was fake or propaganda like this person Tbh

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I take it week by week it
to have yall voting and tweeting it
O is for /ourguy/ T is for twitterfags, scratch your temple
the last t,, well that's not so simple

it's sore of like, well another way to call fog
it's eight little letters that are missing here
you get on occasion when dan is game playin
it seems I gotta start the explaining

the mist

>drumpf propaganda

It was Anti-Hillary

watch the n-bombs

Yo semenfag, drop a load on em

oh that's 7 letters. woops I'm done

SAY TIRAMISU

Oh god damn it

>Scott and Shrimpman are going to be the lone dudes in a house full of women

Actually not even mad anymore

scott said prius and that's a toyota he already lost

what a dummy

Fool's still in love

what's wrong with Day's arm

Renee misses me

load! thanks. I knew I missed something for the filter

You mean mists you

>J Cole

dropped

was jason just humping the girl's stuff?

his newest album was aight

Shelby just said my name :^)

I think his only good album was his mixtape The Warm Up

hate to break it to you but she was misting you

>Listening to rap unironically

Are you anons black

get your own thing loser

i listen to a wide variety of music because i am a true student of the game you pleb shit

rap has long since been appropriated by skinny white and asian fuckbois

niggers can't create so you might want to reword that

didnt they create the blues or jazz or something

nobody gave a shit about it until elvis made it good.

same with rap and eminem

and peanut butter

>same with rap and eminem
ayyyy lmao

the truth hurts

>not listening to the most popular genre of music for the past 2 decades

I want to watch Morgan work out more

have they kissed yet?

>watching women being literal aids at pool

not even these waifus make this enjoyable to watch

maybe... ;)

so cute playing pool

Neeley's dumbass would. Did you see her rant about her big pharma conspiracies?

is /bb/ the invisible hand or just delusional?

why are girls so bad at pool?

because pool is for degenerates

How so?

because tits get in the way.

shelby has none
alex and morgan do

true

if you're going to play a tabletop game like that it's gotta be foosball or pingpong

girls tend to have poor hand eye coordination

thats why they tattoo their lower backs and tell you to just ucm on their back instead of them jacking you fof on their face

Pool is for kids.

Billiards is for men... kid

>hes back

jacking! I knew I missed something. Thanks again

invisible hand, for sure

i have a plane ticket for round trip anywhere in usa

where is bungalow so i can get my rape on

you need to control your horny level

i have GHB waiting for her so at least I can make it a good time

>fool wants to apply to big brother
>fool doesn't train his/her body at practicing various common endurance comps or do aerobic exercises
>fool doesn't train mentally by playing chess, cards, backgammon or other mental exercises
>fool doesn't rewatch the past seasons to see what works and what doesn't while taking notes

And you call yourself a Student

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watch the r-bombs

santa monica

paul you're a midget fuck off

why does shelby always make that face?

thebungalowsm.com/

Prefect, thanks for being an accomplice to rape

i really hope the sun is out tomorrow

>Fool doesn't take late night classes in psychology to manipulate people

>fool doesnt bring tabs of acid printed into a bible and win via drugs

she bites the inside of her mouth as a nervous tic I think

thats why ill give her GHB to calm her out

oh good they made that bitch get in the pool

doesnt even look that cool

>fool doesn't study astrology because HGs love to talk about that bullshit

who cares shes black

fighting about starbucks vs dunkin donuts

>danielle getting btfo

shes annoying the shit out of jason too

what happened to astrology user? i want to know which HGs i align with

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alex is like a special needs person trying to shoot pool

judging by your writing style, user ID, and post number, I believe you align best with jason because you like getting your ass pounded you fucking faggot

If trips Scott will wear Shelby like a hat

>commies telling them not to use water

this is what happens when you let liberals run a state

i plowed your mother and made her squirt

YA BOY PAUL IS HOSTING THE HOH COMP ON WED

>dani on one cam
>a dead pig on the other

WHAT DO I DO

i forgot about him already

lol

wtf I was promised an armenian-free season wtf

does the competition have to do with being short?

twitter.com/deadskulltweets/status/788196741912915968

does the competition have to do with being a worthless human who has no skills and is going to end up sucking dick for meth?

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thanks paul

why dont they give them booze anymore?

>you will never get to unstick a zipper from huefus hair

>THE BIG BROTHER VOICE GUY IS BACKKKKK

new thread

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>no it is your birthday whitney you gotta get it low song