My older sister's hot best friend is coming over for a sleepover tonight, and I get to pick the movie night movie for the three of us to watch. What should I pick?
My older sister's hot best friend is coming over for a sleepover tonight...
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Probably some fun movie since it's you and your sister and her friend.
You're not going to be making out with your sister's hot friend, unless you're already making out with her. Put on Edge of Tomorrow or something.
Some Brokeback Mountain should get him in your bed ;)
Logan's run
Irreversible
the SpongeBob SquarePants movie
trust me on this.
Something scary since it's the season.
Plus you know, girls and scary movies.
yeah, that should get his sister to make out with him
Blue is the Warmest Color
Anything from your chinese cartoon library to ensure you'll never get laid tonight, or ever for that matter.
batman v superman or civil war it gets the ladies wet;)
alien, aliens
hot sluts really like these movies for some reason
The Dreamers. You can thank me later.
the most recent release from blacked.com
You need to watch this with them.
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Great taste
Bee Movie. Chicks love that movie.
no joke, Deadpool
This, put on some porn. Preferably interracial or transexual
Actually a good suggestion
Triumph of the Will
That'll get you laid for sure
American Beauty
hahah best suggestion so far
when kevin spacey is dreaming about the teenager make sure to make eye contact with your sisters hot friend at any costs and lick your lips
dubs confirm
underrated
Carter Cruise and Riley Reid - Blacked
This and hope they take the hint and make out
Who the fuck has a sleepover on a Monday?
Watch Hush on netflix.
i would except I have no frens : (
oh i remember that
Spring Breakers.
>not sleeping over with your friend Cred Forums every night
This fag
probably this or Kingsman
and make a creepy joke about "Netflix and Chill ;^)"
Irreversible
Probably doesn't matter senpai, I don't think your movie choice is going to make her wet.
That being said...
Go rogue, watch Drive and act super autistic. It shouldn't be hard.
It's a classic
But we don't wear face masks and dish about our boyfriens : (
Super autism would be MLP, do that OP. Videotape it too, and ask your sister's friend for a hug when she gets in
Not OP but is it any good?
For bonus points, be half-naked and say things like "HI WOOWEE" and "ETSUBATSU" and nothing else
Monday is Halloween.
keke
This will get that bitch wet if you know what I'm saying.
I tried watching this once and my dad came in and called me a faggot.
Post pics of your sister faggot.
but that's off topic
Probably cuz of that big green dildo you had in your butt tho
Yeah in two weeks
Drive if she's above average intelligence and you know the memes well enough to drop one liners.
Trainwreck if she's a basic bitch.
From Dusk til Dawn if she's has any piercings.
And of course have your Wii fired up and Super Smash on pause as a backup plan.
no it's on topic actually
A documentary to balance out the elaborate fiction you've created here.
quality post
Speak for yourself, fag
two epsiodes from Star Trek The original series
Legally Blonde
or that one move where martin lawrence plays a fat grandma
And I forgot the pic
>you know the memes well enough to drop one liners.
please tell me you dont actually do this
>Ooooh Marge, I got that big black dildo you ordered
Damn. How did they get away with this on a kids show?
this, this is a movie everyone should watch with his sister
>Drive finishes playing
>Sister and hot friend were both enthralled
>Giddy from the excitement of watching 100 minutes of pure kino
>hot friend turns to you and doesn't say anything, but she actually blushed and she's thinking that with your stubble you actually look a little like RyGo
>Stare at her while counting to three in my head, then curl my lips slyly
>"Come on ladies, I'm taking you to Rally's/Checker's for cheese fries and a milkshake."
>"Mmm yeah. But how are we going to get their, user?"
>"I am the Driver"
The wet slapping sound you hear is a pair of soaked panties hitting the floor
This OP, Drive is the only movie that will lead her to make out with you
If you're serious op you will pick cruel intentions. It's got a schlocky 90s feel but for some reason it makes every girl horny. I hope I haven't gotten to you to late. Good luck chum.
DEADPOOL
Something that gets her thinking about sex, but not something that blatantly displays sex in such a way that she knows you picked it for that purpose.
Cuckhold.
I can confirm Deadpool is a good one. Wife thought she would not like it, but she ended up loving it. Chicks love genuine-feeling intimate relationship thingies regardless of context.
Mulholland Drive. Definitely.
Or if she is a freak then Blue Velvet
It has an interesting premise and its better than most of the horror movies that come out