>be me >a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value >often looking for a delicious new lunch spot >try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
Oliver Walker
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Justin Campbell
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Jose Harris
That's a lot of sesame seeds...
Isaac Roberts
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Isaiah Jones
>Cred Forums - Television & Film
Liam Campbell
Didn't they actually run an ad campaign like this maybe 10 years ago
Evan Anderson
just remove the veggies
Noah Hernandez
you eat food when you watch tv or a film, food is Cred Forums related.
Adrian Ramirez
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Jacob Baker
BK is actually pretty good, the chicken fries are too salty though. Great ice coffee as well
Jason Evans
Burger King fries are gross Burgers are meh
WHATABURGER IS KING
Hunter Morris
what's your go-to order at BK bros?
Angel Wright
/film/ is coming soon check the new hidden pass board. these redditors can have Cred Forums and all the actual Cred Forums posters will go to /film/
Andrew Lee
I too remember Burger King's "We don't let black people touch your food!" ad campaign.
Joshua Hill
my mom got me spicy nashville chicken tendies from KFC today
great for watching television since it only requires one hand
Jonathan Ross
All the actual Cred Forums posters are dead or gone.
Austin Foster
They opened a Wendys 2 minutes from my house. I'm addicted.
Blake Williams
Literally only niggers work at BK.
Zachary Lee
Large Double Cheeseburger Meal, always
Jonathan Murphy
How many gbp's did that set you back
Nicholas Torres
We just come back to shitpost and save the fun bantz for our patrician homies in thatonechan
Joshua Gomez
is this supposed to be a ripoff of reviewbrah?
Leo Anderson
Taco Bell is better
Wyatt Howard
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Jason Kelly
Yeah, that was a bold choice.
I'm not so sure about the validity of that statement either. My first job was at BK and there were a lot more blacks than I would have preferred. I liked to eat the chicken sandwiches though and I worked with some fine ass high school grills.
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Kevin Thomas
>this is what americans really eat
Sebastian Kelly
You talking about the Raimi run marketing campaign they did a while back?
Pretty surprised by it myself, but I guess they were different times.
Gavin Wood
This looks delicious as fuck. I'm gonna get some Burger King to eat while I'm watching some comfy movies.
Andrew Cox
Used to be the Stacker, up until they killed it.
Wyatt Fisher
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David Bennett
Reviewbro is that you?
Xavier Cook
Stay jelly, third worlder.
Adrian Butler
woooow you've never had one?
they're fucking delicious
Samuel Sullivan
Yeah, us yuropoors only got raw potatoes
Adrian Torres
McDonald's is literally better in every single aspect. Double Quarter Pounder is the glorious meal of God's and kings. BK is shit, they put way too much mayo and their patties taste like shit. Onion rings are their only good quality.
Luis Morales
Any of you get to try this before it was recalled? I thought it was surprisingly good.
William Clark
McDonald's is flat as shit m8
Burger King is objectively the better burger joint.
Caleb Roberts
Weekly whopper meal on Wednesday is the only fast food I eat.
But also I'm in Canada and the American imports are really overpriced.
Gavin Walker
And /cel/? They annoy me just as much as for example the food arses in this thread.
Aaron Powell
>SESAME
Eli Adams
Prefer Little Caesers.
Lucas Harris
>Mac n' Cheetos
Holy fuck where could you get these?
Camden Murphy
Wew lad, those make me want to wretch. BK will go for some off the wall shit, I'll give them that.
Brody Bailey
McDonald's the bottom of the barrel dude. Cardboard is a step above that shit
John Gray
Too bad Burger King sucks ass m8
Brandon Price
No. I did eat these though.
Camden Reyes
Five Guys all the way, my dudes. Unequivocally the toppest burger joint.
Kevin Perez
>BK nt we have Star Carl´s at my city
Alexander Green
Black people?
Dylan Sanchez
If BK is shit, and McD's is worse, then what does that make McD's?
Juan Clark
that box is rad as fuck phamalam
Carter Cox
>tfw only a single Five Guys in Ireland
Thomas Johnson
Too expensive But so is Burger King now. Local joints beat out every chain burger place there is no matter what
Hudson Lee
Whats the most fast food you ever ate in one sitting
>2 quad stackers >2 large fries >extra large coke >extra large chocolate milkshake
Nathaniel Taylor
>prefer the worst pizza chain over the 2nd best burger chain
used to work at LC man, that shit is fucking absolutely disgusting
Sebastian Turner
I just watched Joey's most recent food review from Burger King and he said he paid over 10 bucks for his meal. Remember when going to fast food was considered a quick, cheap way to eat albeit unhealthy?
Jack Cox
nah m8 BK is 2nd best behind Wendys
Leo Gutierrez
But Micky D is actually good, nigga BK is literal horseshit
Christopher Martin
The new Loaded Crazy Bread Bites are fastfoodkino.
Caleb Martinez
I can put some fucking pizza away, but that's hard to quantify. I think I ate four cheesy gordita crunch once.
Blake Moore
tried it. that shit was nasty. way too salty.
their deepdish pizza is foodkino though.
Sebastian Garcia
Fuck me I want Burger King now.
Tyler King
Idk, everyone raves about the double deep dish and making that garbage was vomit inducing. I would bet that those aren't far behind
Cameron Kelly
I salivated on my shirt you prick. That looks like Jets. How does it compare?
Brandon Bell
that shit is literal garbage. I'd rather eat dog food. Making that crap was the worst
Noah Nelson
i thought they were pretty shitty, regular crazy bread is better
Jackson Davis
if you guys have never tried shakeshack i feel sorry for you
see if there's one in your area. it's more expensive than five guys but it is so fucking worth it.
Elijah Johnson
I admit that their deep dish blows their normal pizza the fuck out. Sucks it costs more though, but damn it's good.
Xavier Nguyen
Exactly. They used to have seasons where Whoppers would be on sale for $1. The same exact burger they have now
You go to McDonalds and that dinky little Big Mac combo will run you almost $10 as well. It's not worth it anymore. I recommend people take up cooking, it's actually way cheaper and better for you
Daniel Miller
burger king? u mean hungry jacks?
Julian Lee
Man I miss shake em up fries
I hate when these places discontinue a temporary menu item I really love
Gavin Wilson
>it's a fries you get from the frozen food department episode I get really mad when places serve these. If I can make them at home, what do I need to come here for?
Michael Miller
fuck their fries. just binge on their burgers.
the cheese fries are tasty tho
Caleb Morgan
I love burgers
Connor Morgan
hey werent that great
Angel Price
>he doesn't know that tons of restaurants do this
Every pizza shop I've ever worked in, aside from LC, all the appetizers and side shit is just frozen food department crap, usually bought in bulk from a grocery store. Buying bags upon bags of Tyson's anytizers and passing them off as home made boneless wings
Daniel Allen
>I think I ate four cheesy gordita crunch once.
that really doesn't seem like a lot man. i'm not a fatty, and i don't eat a lot, really i don't. too much drugs and booze or something, but anyway my appetite is shit. i eat 2 cheesy gordita crunches at work sometimes and it feels like nothing, not even a meal. I'm fairly certain i could take down 10 of them easy if i quit the poisons and felt like it
Jayden Watson
no drive through though
Stake and Shake is the best burger joint for price/quality/convenience.
Aiden White
My little nowhere town is actually getting a burger king. I would have much preferred a Wendys instead.
Grayson Walker
McDonald's chicken is literally just Tyson chicken. I know, I used to be a manager there.
Nicholas Reed
LOL how many likes did you get for this one on IRC, sange??
this is ahella funny!
Matthew Murphy
Five guys is fucking garbage, minus the fries.
Fucking this. Only black people and meth heads work at burger king.
Celebrities don't need their own board. They should be left on a tv board, because that's where celebrities get talked about.
Easton Gonzalez
wtf I love America now
Carson Gutierrez
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Gabriel Martinez
When I get my fast food I don't need to pretend it is anything other than a unhealthy fattening miracle of modern science.
James Baker
>Thread has been up for almost an hour >85 replies
Wow, Cred Forums.
Nolan Fisher
R O D E O B U R G E R
Anthony Wright
shit I posted before reading the whole thing I'm sorry
Jacob Sullivan
Dibellas >>>> Home made shit >> Power Gap >> Wendy's Chick's Cunt > Wendy's >> Power Gap II > Wendy's Chicks Cunt (Spicy) > Romeos Pizza > Power Gap III > Cantina Taco Bell shit > Frozen shit like hotpockets > Cheap Frozen Shit > Niggers > Burger King > Muslims
Benjamin Williams
wow you eat like a retard
Bentley Wood
who gives a shit, why do you people hate fun. I like threads that aren't the same old shit, if you don't just ignore it
Austin Reyes
HEY GUYS I DONT THINK OP WANTED TO TALK ABOUT FILM
LIKE AT ALL
Michael Taylor
it's a wonderful restaurant!
Hunter Ross
2 for $5 long chicken sandwiches, fries and 20 nuggets
Isaiah Martinez
Reminder
Gabriel Cruz
really makes you think
Evan Anderson
>need to study >another food thread I really want a burger now.
Ryder Young
is this some /shillkino/ ?
Ian Richardson
When will Hollywood give us the gritty Burger King Kids Club reboot we're all waiting for? I'm reaching out to Max Landis to screenplay this shit.
Jordan Smith
>Wendy's Chick's Cunt (Spicy) not at the top of the list
pleb detected
Jonathan Myers
4U
Ryan Harris
>gritty Burger King Kids Club reboot The sad thing is shit like this will probably happen within the next 5 years
>no new episodes of those Ronald McDonald cartoons
Benjamin Butler
MOOOODDDDSSSS
Ryan Butler
Kek
Christian Brooks
Value menu thing and lots of fries
James Gomez
This tbqh, the mexican value menu is way too cheap, it's like 2 dollars for a cheeseeburger, tendies, fries and small soda, usually get two of them once a month
Adam Thompson
>the paraplegic in Professor Xavier's wheelchair is literally named Wheels
Fucking kek
Bentley Taylor
MOOOODDDDSSSSS
Julian Baker
this costs only $1.50
americucks BTFO
Jace Allen
>every burger king I've ever been to is literally filled with prostitutes and poor people
how?
Nicholas Thomas
Chick Fil a is the same.
Ethan Morales
lies.
that big Chip's bag costs like 60 pesos or $3.5 dollars.
Oliver Ross
Only because we don't have a kebab stand every three fee- I mean 1 meter.
nice pasta. btw why is everyone shilling for bk on Cred Forums suddenly?
Jackson Walker
>Watery sauce on paper thin chips Fuck they would turn to mush in seconds, fuck that
Josiah Gray
5 guys is already stupid expensive. I'll stick to In and Out.
Ayden Thomas
>being this new
Lurk moar faggot
Luke Gutierrez
>what you want compa? >just allah ackbar my colon up >say no more
Angel Mitchell
Redditors from Cred Forums that got chased out of /ck/ by actual Cred Forums users It stays up here because sange and redditwood think its funny
Luis Jones
>shitty low quality mexican street food
lol no thanks bud, I like to have time to make it home to shit, I don't like to shit right there on the street
Andrew Lopez
>and then you just top it off with some Hawaiian Punch Just fuck my whole lunch senpai
Samuel Cox
>lunchmeat
Get the fuck outta here.
Camden Ramirez
Burger King is only good if you rarely have it. I put mayonnaise on my sandwich for lunch every day and have become almost tired of it. The surprising part of The Whopper is the whole egg mayonnaise. Having that mayonnaise regularly just dulls me to the other mediocre parts of the burger.
Camden Hall
The brand "Chips" by barcel are not paper thin, it is actually quite thick. Sabritas (Lays in america) put on some thick chips on their own to compete with them, called them "home made" chips.
Nathaniel Walker
>no gloves
Jordan Nelson
how was it? i got real hot chicken in nashville a few months ago and it was the bomb.
Ian Ward
Those are actually pretty hard chips.
Connor Perry
>sange and redditwood Who?
William Morgan
The chips alone is a minimum of 1500 calories. This is disgusting.
David Jones
> I like to have time to make it home to shit
Exactly WHO are you trying to bamboozle here? every one knows by now that americans like to shart in mart.
Joseph Cooper
Fuck off Alan
Jaxson Parker
what the fuck why the fuck is this thread still alive
Brandon Cox
Did somebody say "calories"?
Christian Morgan
Nice failed Cred Forums meme
Wyatt Collins
Which burger do I pick up at Wendys. I haven't been there in ages even tho there's one like 2 minutes away.
Noah Mitchell
Whataburger is better
Mason King
"""meme"""
Shart in mart internet defense force is awake I see.
John Ward
i bought a 6 pack of those, and a chicken sandwich combo, cuz i didn't think the cheetos alone would fill me up, but after i finished them, i just couldnt eat another bite. surprisingly filling. pretty good too.