Be me

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

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That's a lot of sesame seeds...

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>Cred Forums - Television & Film

Didn't they actually run an ad campaign like this maybe 10 years ago

just remove the veggies

you eat food when you watch tv or a film, food is Cred Forums related.

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BK is actually pretty good, the chicken fries are too salty though.
Great ice coffee as well

Burger King fries are gross
Burgers are meh

WHATABURGER IS KING

what's your go-to order at BK bros?

/film/ is coming soon
check the new hidden pass board. these redditors can have Cred Forums and all the actual Cred Forums posters will go to /film/

I too remember Burger King's "We don't let black people touch your food!" ad campaign.

my mom got me spicy nashville chicken tendies from KFC today

great for watching television since it only requires one hand

All the actual Cred Forums posters are dead or gone.

They opened a Wendys 2 minutes from my house. I'm addicted.

Literally only niggers work at BK.

Large Double Cheeseburger Meal, always

How many gbp's did that set you back

We just come back to shitpost and save the fun bantz for our patrician homies in thatonechan

is this supposed to be a ripoff of reviewbrah?

Taco Bell is better

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Yeah, that was a bold choice.

I'm not so sure about the validity of that statement either. My first job was at BK and there were a lot more blacks than I would have preferred. I liked to eat the chicken sandwiches though and I worked with some fine ass high school grills.

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>this is what americans really eat

You talking about the Raimi run marketing campaign they did a while back?

Pretty surprised by it myself, but I guess they were different times.

This looks delicious as fuck. I'm gonna get some Burger King to eat while I'm watching some comfy movies.

Used to be the Stacker, up until they killed it.

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Reviewbro is that you?

Stay jelly, third worlder.

woooow you've never had one?

they're fucking delicious

Yeah, us yuropoors only got raw potatoes

McDonald's is literally better in every single aspect. Double Quarter Pounder is the glorious meal of God's and kings.
BK is shit, they put way too much mayo and their patties taste like shit. Onion rings are their only good quality.

Any of you get to try this before it was recalled? I thought it was surprisingly good.

McDonald's is flat as shit m8

Burger King is objectively the better burger joint.

Weekly whopper meal on Wednesday is the only fast food I eat.

But also I'm in Canada and the American imports are really overpriced.

And /cel/? They annoy me just as much as for example the food arses in this thread.

>SESAME

Prefer Little Caesers.

>Mac n' Cheetos

Holy fuck where could you get these?

Wew lad, those make me want to wretch. BK will go for some off the wall shit, I'll give them that.

McDonald's the bottom of the barrel dude. Cardboard is a step above that shit

Too bad Burger King sucks ass m8

No. I did eat these though.

Five Guys all the way, my dudes. Unequivocally the toppest burger joint.

>BK
nt we have Star Carl´s at my city

Black people?

If BK is shit, and McD's is worse, then what does that make McD's?

that box is rad as fuck phamalam

>tfw only a single Five Guys in Ireland

Too expensive
But so is Burger King now. Local joints beat out every chain burger place there is no matter what

Whats the most fast food you ever ate in one sitting

>2 quad stackers
>2 large fries
>extra large coke
>extra large chocolate milkshake

>prefer the worst pizza chain over the 2nd best burger chain

used to work at LC man, that shit is fucking absolutely disgusting

I just watched Joey's most recent food review from Burger King and he said he paid over 10 bucks for his meal.
Remember when going to fast food was considered a quick, cheap way to eat albeit unhealthy?

nah m8 BK is 2nd best behind Wendys

But Micky D is actually good, nigga
BK is literal horseshit

The new Loaded Crazy Bread Bites are fastfoodkino.

I can put some fucking pizza away, but that's hard to quantify. I think I ate four cheesy gordita crunch once.

tried it. that shit was nasty. way too salty.

their deepdish pizza is foodkino though.

Fuck me I want Burger King now.

Idk, everyone raves about the double deep dish and making that garbage was vomit inducing. I would bet that those aren't far behind

I salivated on my shirt you prick. That looks like Jets. How does it compare?

that shit is literal garbage. I'd rather eat dog food. Making that crap was the worst

i thought they were pretty shitty, regular crazy bread is better

if you guys have never tried shakeshack i feel sorry for you

see if there's one in your area. it's more expensive than five guys but it is so fucking worth it.

I admit that their deep dish blows their normal pizza the fuck out.
Sucks it costs more though, but damn it's good.

Exactly. They used to have seasons where Whoppers would be on sale for $1. The same exact burger they have now

You go to McDonalds and that dinky little Big Mac combo will run you almost $10 as well. It's not worth it anymore. I recommend people take up cooking, it's actually way cheaper and better for you

burger king? u mean hungry jacks?

Man I miss shake em up fries

I hate when these places discontinue a temporary menu item I really love

>it's a fries you get from the frozen food department episode
I get really mad when places serve these. If I can make them at home, what do I need to come here for?

fuck their fries. just binge on their burgers.

the cheese fries are tasty tho

I love burgers

hey werent that great

>he doesn't know that tons of restaurants do this

Every pizza shop I've ever worked in, aside from LC, all the appetizers and side shit is just frozen food department crap, usually bought in bulk from a grocery store. Buying bags upon bags of Tyson's anytizers and passing them off as home made boneless wings

>I think I ate four cheesy gordita crunch once.

that really doesn't seem like a lot man. i'm not a fatty, and i don't eat a lot, really i don't. too much drugs and booze or something, but anyway my appetite is shit. i eat 2 cheesy gordita crunches at work sometimes and it feels like nothing, not even a meal. I'm fairly certain i could take down 10 of them easy if i quit the poisons and felt like it

no drive through though

Stake and Shake is the best burger joint for price/quality/convenience.

My little nowhere town is actually getting a burger king. I would have much preferred a Wendys instead.

McDonald's chicken is literally just Tyson chicken.
I know, I used to be a manager there.

LOL
how many likes did you get for this one on IRC, sange??

this is ahella funny!

Five guys is fucking garbage, minus the fries.

Fucking this. Only black people and meth heads work at burger king.

Celebrities don't need their own board. They should be left on a tv board, because that's where celebrities get talked about.

wtf I love America now

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When I get my fast food I don't need to pretend it is anything other than a unhealthy fattening miracle of modern science.

>Thread has been up for almost an hour
>85 replies

Wow, Cred Forums.

R O D E O B U R G E R

shit I posted before reading the whole thing I'm sorry

Dibellas >>>> Home made shit >> Power Gap >> Wendy's Chick's Cunt > Wendy's >> Power Gap II > Wendy's Chicks Cunt (Spicy) > Romeos Pizza > Power Gap III > Cantina Taco Bell shit > Frozen shit like hotpockets > Cheap Frozen Shit > Niggers > Burger King > Muslims

wow you eat like a retard

who gives a shit, why do you people hate fun. I like threads that aren't the same old shit, if you don't just ignore it

HEY GUYS I DONT THINK OP WANTED TO TALK ABOUT FILM

LIKE AT ALL

it's a wonderful restaurant!

2 for $5 long chicken sandwiches, fries and 20 nuggets

Reminder

really makes you think

>need to study
>another food thread
I really want a burger now.

is this some /shillkino/ ?

When will Hollywood give us the gritty Burger King Kids Club reboot we're all waiting for? I'm reaching out to Max Landis to screenplay this shit.

>Wendy's Chick's Cunt (Spicy) not at the top of the list

pleb detected

4U

>gritty Burger King Kids Club reboot
The sad thing is shit like this will probably happen within the next 5 years

>no new episodes of those Ronald McDonald cartoons

MOOOODDDDSSSS

Kek

Value menu thing and lots of fries

This tbqh, the mexican value menu is way too cheap, it's like 2 dollars for a cheeseeburger, tendies, fries and small soda, usually get two of them once a month

>the paraplegic in Professor Xavier's wheelchair is literally named Wheels

Fucking kek

MOOOODDDDSSSSS

this costs only $1.50

americucks BTFO

>every burger king I've ever been to is literally filled with prostitutes and poor people

how?

Chick Fil a is the same.

lies.

that big Chip's bag costs like 60 pesos or $3.5 dollars.

Only because we don't have a kebab stand every three fee- I mean 1 meter.

Mmmmmm I love listeria in my spic street food too

Boomer means adult male kangaroo

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Behi ʻazz dīnī wa'dall al-buġāh
Fa yā qawmī hubbu' li-darbi al-kumāh
Fa-ʻimā ḥayātun tasuru al-hudā
Wa-ʻima ma’matun yuġīṭ al-ʻadāh
Wa-ʻima ma’matun yuġīṭ al-ʻadāh

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Fa-qum yā akhaỳ li-darbi al-najāh
Li-damṣā sawyāan naṣudu al-ġuzāh
Wa-narfʻa majida wa-n‘ulỳ al-jibāh
Abat an tadinla li-ġaīri Al-Ilāhi
Abat an tadinla li-ġaīri Al-Ilāhi

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Ilỳ al-ḥaq hayā dʻaānā lawāh
Li-sāḥ ʻil-manāyā li-ḥarbi ʻaydāh
Fa-man māta minnā fidā ʻan ḥimāh
Bi-janāt khuldun sayaġdu' ʻazāh
Bi-janāt khuldun sayaġdu' ʻazāh

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītaIi ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm

nice pasta. btw why is everyone shilling for bk on Cred Forums suddenly?

>Watery sauce on paper thin chips
Fuck they would turn to mush in seconds, fuck that

5 guys is already stupid expensive. I'll stick to In and Out.

>being this new

Lurk moar faggot

>what you want compa?
>just allah ackbar my colon up
>say no more

Redditors from Cred Forums that got chased out of /ck/ by actual Cred Forums users
It stays up here because sange and redditwood think its funny

>shitty low quality mexican street food

lol no thanks bud, I like to have time to make it home to shit, I don't like to shit right there on the street

>and then you just top it off with some Hawaiian Punch
Just fuck my whole lunch senpai

>lunchmeat

Get the fuck outta here.

Burger King is only good if you rarely have it. I put mayonnaise on my sandwich for lunch every day and have become almost tired of it. The surprising part of The Whopper is the whole egg mayonnaise. Having that mayonnaise regularly just dulls me to the other mediocre parts of the burger.

The brand "Chips" by barcel are not paper thin, it is actually quite thick. Sabritas (Lays in america) put on some thick chips on their own to compete with them, called them "home made" chips.

>no gloves

how was it? i got real hot chicken in nashville a few months ago and it was the bomb.

Those are actually pretty hard chips.

>sange and redditwood
Who?

The chips alone is a minimum of 1500 calories. This is disgusting.

> I like to have time to make it home to shit

Exactly WHO are you trying to bamboozle here? every one knows by now that americans like to shart in mart.

Fuck off Alan

what the fuck
why the fuck is this thread still alive

Did somebody say "calories"?

Nice failed Cred Forums meme

Which burger do I pick up at Wendys. I haven't been there in ages even tho there's one like 2 minutes away.

Whataburger is better

"""meme"""

Shart in mart internet defense force is awake I see.

i bought a 6 pack of those, and a chicken sandwich combo, cuz i didn't think the cheetos alone would fill me up, but after i finished them, i just couldnt eat another bite. surprisingly filling. pretty good too.