Robbie Rotten has pancreatic cancer

that kind of cancer is instakill...poor guy

>16%

>likes reddit
>has cancer
hmmm

>winston
>eats some nondescript pulp with a knife and fork
>empty glasses
>memes behind him

Could you please narrate my life?

>shitposts on Cred Forums while crying and masturbating for 6 hours

Sad fucking loser with anger issues

>when the memes come true

whos the pleb top right?

i am an anti christ!

lenny cravits dead?

>smokes

well he always was quite the lazy guy. he'll have no problems with resting forever in a cemetary inside the ground

Actually those who had undergone a successful Whipple procedure (like Robbie Rotten) have a higher five-year survival rate (around 25%).

I'd probably go to reddit if I was famous and dying.
If there is one thing they do well it's circle jerk like nobodies business, might help him improve his mood.

I think I have actually done that at some point.

>Goodbye Reddit!

I do that every day

Whoever poured that pint should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

omg jimi hendrix died?

What

He doesn't look very happy about it.

What stage is his cancer ? 16% would depend if he's stage 4 or not

I bet Sportacus did this.

Poor carl

>pancreatic cancer

Can I be next?

Unfortunately unlike Jobs, Robbie doesn't have the money to jump the list and steal one from a kid instead.

>16%
He's dead, Jim.

Don't feel bad, if you're male and live long enough, our prostate is going to kill us. He is just getting to go over the cliff before us.

Didn't Jobs die because he was doing retarded homeopathic remedies

Yes, but only after he paid his way up a transplant list.

Not only stealing one from a kid, but also wasting it by doing retarded homeopathy after.

My grandfather died in a month after the first symptoms. He was 85.

He's going down in less then a year, I bet.

...

at least she can have peace now as bad as that sounds

Why is pancreatic cancer so deadly compared to other cancers?

>tumor para tu humor
Damn,,,,

>tfw prostate cancer runs in the family
>tfw I'm next in line to get according to the family tree

Hope you're getting that finger up the ass every six months, user. Don't be negligent now.

>2017
>still no cure for cancer

Thanks, Big Pharma.

Pancreatic cancer shows no symptoms until it's stage 3 or 4.

Then how do I know if I've got it. Fuck's sake.

Jaundice, back pain, dark urine, light colored (tan) stool.

because it can't be operated properly i think. hard to reach.

fuck it man, dont let some faggot put his finger up your ass, once you start feeling some pain in there, go out with a bang.

>robbie rotten's pancreas rots
>stephanie is a lesbian
>sportacus will live to be 120 years old

poetry

Because it shows no symptoms until it spreads, and when it spreads you're fucked.

Should have eaten some more fucking apples faggot

Stage 4 by the time they find it.
Better prognosis with prostate, get it checked often, get the test often as well.

I checked your mum's prostate with my dick last night. She is fine for now. Will continue to check regularly.

>Robbie Rotten dying

That's what you get for smoke Winston

ROTTEN TO THE CORE

OH MY GOD KEITH EMERSON IS DEAD

I didn't know, oh my god this just ruined my day, rest in piece RIP keyboard master. ;_;

Should have been called Robbie Fresh

>Rotten
>16%

>grandad smoked for 50 years and lived to 86
>dad smoked for 30 years and still alive and kicking at 62
>I smoked for 2 years and will probably get cancer at 35 known my luck

Feelsbadman.

>Colon cancer, heart disease, and early baldness runs on my Father's side
>Schizophrenia runs on my Mother's side

JUST

>No serious illnesses in my family
>Grand Grand parents lived regularly to over 90
>Grandparents on both sides now over 80
>No baldness present in the family

übermensch reporting in

i wasnt expecting that on this board. 7/10 i genuinely winced.

Kekkd

He looks like a numale

>year of our lord 2016
>he doesn't smoke 20 cigarettes a day

>smoking
>pancreatic cancer
Unless he was eating them cigarettes they had nothing to do with his cancer

Jesus. He's only 5 years older than me. Scares me honestly.

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY

i literally thought this was something to do with rotten tomatoes when i first saw this thread up

Are you a doctor?

cancer.org/cancer/pancreaticcancer/detailedguide/pancreatic-cancer-risk-factors
>Smoking is one of the most important risk factors for pancreatic cancer.

bet you thought that was funny? i'm here to say it wasntt. didnt even smirk

That's not good.

john hurt survived it

Get checked often. Fingers up the ass might seem daunting but its better than having cancer. If you're gonna have it you'd better catch it as soon as possible, I say.

DON'T LET HIM DIE YOU CUNTS

This image is brutal for some reason. Poor Robbie ;(

Well now this classic depressing photo has a new meaning to it.

>2016
>giving away cancer cure and making less profit in the pharmacy
Dumb goyim.

I bet the jews gave him cancer