Is Jenna ok, bros?

You know the Jenna Fischer meme is strong when it's dominating the "cuck" meme, even in a thread about a white man excited to see his wife perform with a black man.

And don't try to tell me Bruno Mars isn't black. He's PR, Ashkenazi (of course) and Flip. That's black enough.

And like 4 ft tall

As far as I know, they don't have 10 kids from fucking without condom. So yeah.

DELETE THIS!!

>condoms are the only form of BC
What third world shithole are you from? Get your wife an IUD, and finish balls deep in her everytime.

Holy shit are you actually a virgin?

Fuck you

Shit son now I just feel bad

Not me lol. Some couples prefer condoms, my sister in law had her tubes tied after four kids and my brother still uses condoms

haha virgin BTFO

Its ok senpai one day we will retake this board from the normies

You ever think she's tried to sneak into their house one night and siphon the cum out of Emily's vagina?

I'm totally okay with this. Jenna-posting is actually pretty good so far

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>Help me please

You know it's fucking embarrassing to be a virgin past 17 right?

>john gets to creampie emily blunt every night
DELET JONH

Checked

I feel so bad for you.

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Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)21:38:57 No.68820738▶ File: pam 2.jpg (16 KB, 396x222)
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Dear John, I texted you but you still ain’t callin’
I left my twitter, my email, and a picture of Jim and Pam at the bottom
I retweeted two #JAM pics back in Autumn, you must not have got’em
There probably was a problem with your phone or something
Sometimes I think you haven’t got my flowers when I bought’em
But anyways, whatever, what’s been up, how’s our dau- your daughter?
When I was pregnant too I always wished you were the father…
If you have another daughter, guess what you should call her?
You should call her Pam.
I read about your new movies too, I’m sorry
that I couldn’t go to the premiere, I’m sure you’d want me
I know you probably get this every day from Office fans
But I still think about you at my reception desk, and when we had to hold hands
Back when we were on set and you were my man,
Haha, I mean just in the scenes that we were at
Anyway I hope you get this and can text me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Pam, haha I mean Jenna…

That insecurity hitting you hard today?

Yes, was waiting for this pasta.

Dear Jim, you still haven’t called or texted, I hope you get the chance
I’m not mad I just think it’s fucked up that you won’t answer Pam
And if you didn’t want to talk to me at the Golden Globes, you didn’t have to
But you could have let me in the back door to get at you
I didn’t get invited and haven’t since I was thirty six years old
I waited for you for four hours outside in the blistering cold and you just went home
That’s kind of shitty John you’re like my fucking idol
No one loves you more than I do I just want to be beside you
I’m not mad though I just don't like being lied to…
Remember when I just happened to coincidentally run into you outside the place you and Emily get breakfast every Thursday?
You said that if I text you you would text me back
See I really like you, that’s why I wanted you to be with me but then you’d see her
I can relate to what you’re saying in your interviews
so when I have a shitty day I smell the scent of your feet from Jim’s shoes
that I stole from costuming on our last day on set cause that helps when I’m depressed
I just wish that I could lay my head down on your chest.
Sometimes I even cut my hand and see if I can bleed
Out our names on a piece of paper then hide it from my husband Lee
See what we had was real and that’s the way I tell it
My husband is jealous cause I talk about the Office 24/7
But he doesn’t know you like I know you John, no-one does
He doesn’t know what it was like for us when the cameras were on
You’ve gotta text to Pam I’ll be the biggest fan you ever lose
Sincerely yours, PS have you heard from Steve too?

soon

Anonymous 04/27/16(Wed)21:41:03 No.68820826▶ File: pam 4.jpg (90 KB, 1920x1080)
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DEAR MISTER I’M TOO GOOD TO TEXT BACK TO PAM
This’ll be the last thing that I ever send your ass
It’s been two days and still no word, I don’t deserve it?!
I know you got my last two texts I saw the “Seen at…” on them perfect
So this is my twitlonger I’m sending you, I hope you see it
I’m in my SUV right now I’m doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Jim, I’m more drunk than at the Dundies, you dare me to drive?
Remember way back when we were shooting season five
And I was away at art school in NY and we never got to be on set together?
Thought I’d die
That’s kinda how this is, I’m feeling really down and
I made a jelly stapler in the back for when I’m found and
All I wanted was a lousy text or a tweet!
And to think back then you used to be so sweet!
I LOVE YOU JIM, we coulda moved to Philly, think about it
You ruined it now and let KAREN at your heart and SINK around it
And when I can’t sleep I get up and wanna SCREAM about it
and every night I’m not with you I cry and DREAM about it
See Jimfjrek v hey stop that we’re almost home
Hey Jim that’s one of my kids playing with my phone
See I don’t care about them because they’re not kids I had with you
And so if I go off the road then they’re just gonna die too
Anyway, gotta go, I’m just crossing the bridge now
Let me add one hashtag here then…
>SCREEEEECH