How does this character masturbate?

Think about this...

Throughout the whole 7 or 8 movies.

He was in his office.

Jerking off to those moving wizard photographs...of Harry's Mum.

He's telepathic, so he just invades the privacy of masturbating bridge officers.

I'll bet that when Vader orgasms, that column of lights on the front of his suit all light up bright red at the same time.

Very carefully.

I like to imagine he fucks his patronus.

Vader is a eunuch. His genitals were burnt off on Mustafar.

He requires a catheter in order to urinate.

Not masterbating gives you force powers.

I bet he had an onahole installed at EmPal SuRecon

Sleeping storm troopers beware of vader....

Probably one of those buttons.

Why is he wearing a german helmet?

He doesn't, making him a stronger force user.

>the emperor palpatine surgical reconstruction center

One of those buttons can literally turn off his entire suit.

What about Darth Maul? He lost his entire lower half

As fucking cardboard as his character is I doubt he even knows he lost his dick.
Or that he ever had one in the first place.

It's the larger red button on his chest.

is it the one that says

>"Do not push under any circumstances"

Force choke

Constantly.
Hence the laboured breathing.

Those horns on his head.
They aren't horns.

>that fucking hat

You talking shit about Cad Bane?

I don't know his name, but he doesn't look very Star Warsy to me.

What even does look "Star Warsy"?

Actual bane

bane?

Alright, everyone go home.

This is how he gets off

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Star Wars was always supposed to be a mix between Samurai swordplay films, dogfighting movies but most importantly: westerns. Cad Bane just doesnt feel very "Star Warsy" because its the OT style and not your Nu Trilogy nonsense.

Would it feel more Star Warsy to you if he was wearing a strong independent woman on his head?

damn

They don't. Why do you think they're so angry all the time.

Here's the context for the peculiar execution.

She ratted him out to Sheev, so she had it coming.

Fucking hell Vader.

beautiful.

so this is 25 issues and over right? gotta get on reading it already.

It's currently at 25, but it's still ongoing. The Star Wars thread on Cred Forums has a giant Mega archive that gets constantly updated with all the comics, shows, books, etc.

Some stories intertwine with the Star Wars comic. I also recommend the Lando limited run (5-6 issues). Shit's great.

haven't you heard of phantom limbs? he uses the force to jerk off his phantom cock.

>mfw Obi-Wan didn't say "Hey Vader, wanna play the floor is lava again?" in Episode IV

Slowly

I dug up this crazy fever dream just for you.

>Baneposting is canon

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>a challenger approaches

With the force

>big guy rises from the fire of melted cheese

Lava is still mostly solid so Vader's body would've hit the surface and be burnt away before it would sink, but this is a dream sequence so it doesn't matter.

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>Vader with the bantz

>all this otwank when skinnysaber is ugliest shit ever

they could have made this better.

thanks for the info!!

By using his force choke.

No 25 was the end of Darth Vader. The story will continue in the Doctor Aphra ongoing.

lol really great vision by Cuaron

Good to know.

Since we're on the topic of lava. Let's have some good feels instead.

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Bane?

I really hate comic book shots like this.

It doesn't matter how dramatic or cool Vader looks stood there. The logic of him having to climb his crippled asthmatic ass up there just to stand there is retarded.

>Inb4 Force Flying
>inb4 its a dreeeeam or some shit

Thats a big helmet

next page?

this is so confusing

It used to be sort of a walkway before they blew up the path between them desu.

Next page is Vader back with his troops. Gotta have a high tempo with only 20 pages to fill.

A walkway to where...?
Its a finger of rock in the middle of nowhere relative to the rest of the geography.
And where Vader is stood now bears no similarity to where he was before beyond colour.
And did he stab her with his ligjtsaber?
This is so fucking badly composed.

>I am un-

un what?

>can choke people by using the force
>doesn't just kill somebody by squeezing their brain or making their heart stop beating

It's the least of the comics problems, with the rampant tracing going on with all the faces. Especially Sheev, which you can easily tell if it's from episode III or VI.

This is the problem with mainstream comics. They'll hire the guy that will do any amount of issues as long as it's bare minimum quality and gets it out on time.

Unbuckling your belt...

Jesus Christ, there's worse about this comic?
How horrifying.

it's force

it can't materialize inside a body. it still has to push its way in

choking is easier than crushing a skull

Here's an infamous page. At least it's tracing the source material, unlike Greg Land that traces porn for women expressions.

He doesn't, that's why he has so much anger that he turns into raw power. Sheev plans everything out.