Will this be shit?

Will this be shit?

Honestly, there's never been a shit Spidey film.

I guess this is probably true; there have only been perfect ones and not so good ones.

Everything'll be shit. Always.
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>there's never been a shit Spidey film

Um…the Amazing Spider-Man movies were pretty crap from start to finish user. Also Spider-Man 3 can hardly be considered a good movie.

>the tiny web hand

I guess it at least made me kek

Not shit just perfectly average.

Two of the worst capeshit films (and that's saying something) of all time are Spider-Man film.

>Spider-Man
Great.
>Spider-Man 2
GOAT
>Spider-Man 3
Garbage
>Amazing Spider-Man
Garbage
>Amazing Spider-Man 2
Abortion

I hope not. I think they will try hard to make this new spiderman stick. It would be too soon for another reboot. I'm excited as a spiderman enthusiast

Will they have the classic song yes or no place your bets now

yes

too many directors and writers and diversity quota bullshit

>Sony
>Amy Pascal has her ageing Jewish spinster claws in it

All signs say 'yes'.

>three confirmed villains
>six writers
Yes

ASM and ASM2 are pure, unbridled shit.
Some of the worst big-budget films of all time - and I'm not even memeing.

>three
I only heard about Vulture

>No JK Simmons
>Black Mary Jane
>Wimpy Mexican Flash Thompson
I really don't want to say yes, but these casting decisions worry me

fuck you I liked it

I wanted it to be good but looks like it's a mess. The casting seems pretty shit and I'm sad there is not gonna be an auteur doing any of these superhero movies in a long time. I mean Cameron was fucking supposed to do one and then Raimi's was GOAT. Now we got Yes Men doing progressive CGI spidey films, maybe one day... one day..

>quips: the character
>produced by quips: the studio

We're going to witness the peak of cancerkino.

Spider-Man 3 is a pretty good film if you view it as a comedy.

Probably. After seeing Clown and Cop Car I got no faith in Jon Watts.
At least with Trank and Trevvorrow, I actually liked their pre-blockbuster work.

To be fair, Spider-Man was always based on quips. He the the pioneer superhero of them.

Yes

manchildren eat it all up though

>Sony

Yes.