It's a Truman pisses in the sink episode

>it's a Truman pisses in the sink episode

>It's a Truman sees a thread he likes and posts in it just to keep it alive even though he has nothing to contribute right now episode

>it's a truman had a long week and decides to sleep all saturday episode

There is something I never got in this movie.

Was Truman´s life breadcasted ALL the time? even when he was doing private things like pissing, shitting, showering,masturbating or having sex?

>it's a Truman spends four hours lip-syncing and playing air-guitar to music and pretending he's performing at his high school talent show episode

>It´s a Truman accidentaly wears his cum sock to school episode.

pretty sure that's implied

this might just be my headcannon

>my friend thought Truman had literally never fucked his wife

>it's a truman becomes addicted to working out after noticing changes in his body in the mirror episode
>it's a truman throws out his back doing deadlifts episode
>it's a truman can't read a bisexual asian girl episode
>it's a truman picks up drugs and disconnects from reality episode

well the world was apparently there for his "first kiss", but i'm guessing they didn't film EVERY single thing, they probably had some human decency

It's addressed in the movie. They cut away.

>It's a Truman stays up until 6 AM shitposting and then sleeps until 6 PM episode

/comfy/ as fuck

>it's a "Truman jelqs to hard and breaks his penis off and get's operated on by an actor playing a surgeon" episode

>It's a Truman uncovers the Reptillian plot and unintentionally awakens the entire audience episode

>It's a Truman gets up in the middle of the night, goes into the kitchen and pulls out a knife with the intent to murder his wife only to be interrupted by his neighbor breaking into the house with a six pack asking if he wants to shoot the shit at 3 AM episode

>It's a "Truman stares a little too long at a girl on the playground doing cartwheels and now everyone is slightly uncomfortable around him and he doesn't know why" episode

I pee in the sink every day tbhonest.

Once I'm done, I turn on the faucet so people who might be near think I'm washing my hands. I'm not, I'm just on my phone

when i watched the dreamers, i learned french people piss in the sink. really makes you think.

>it's a Truman screenshots girls on Snapchat to indulge in his FAS fetish episode

>It's a Truman asks Meryl if she's thought about his cock today episode

>it's a fucking idiot milking a thread because his postology skill is on par with the average facebook tourist episode

>It's a Truman does this for months on end season, until real life forces him to become a productive member of society, even though he has no desire to be one

We are one in the same.

Nothing more relaxing than flopping your dick over the sink and catching up on the news

>It's a Truman's life spirals so far out of control every other character in town is slowly replaced by psychiatrists trying to help him

They probably wouldn't allow the internet in Seahaven. Shit, probably not cellphones either.

>It's a Truman masturbates to tranny porn on his couch and flicks his cum on the ceiling episode

>its an OP copies an old thread fot new (You) s episode

not even truman would be that retarded

>It's a Truman unironically listens to Lil Uzi Vert episode.

>it's a Truman wakes up, dresses, heads straight out for morning class and a pair of old underwear falls out of his pant leg onto the street as he walks by a girl and she sees it episode

>it's a Truman takes the advice of an anonymous person online teliing him he's too good for an unstable asian girl.

this and the sheev thread are what made me laugh today

>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

>It's a truman cant confess anything and barely had the motivation to write this post episode

>it's a Truman has trouble getting it up like 4 times in a row but is able to come up with a believable excuse each time and then spends a day searching for tricks to get an erection online

>it's a Truman has too many drinks at a work get together and ends up going home with a gay coworker and sucking his cock episode

Truman didn't get out of bed for like 4 days after that because of shame

>It's a Truman makes up a fake business trip, lies to his wife, takes 5 sick days from work, drives to the nearest city and rents a hotel room, but he's not cheating on his wife, he's not meeting anyone or doing anything fun, he just wants to be alone, completely alone, and he knows he could never ask her for space like that without starting a fight, and he's too much of a pussy to start a fight if he thinks he won't win it, and he orders pizza and watches TV and shitposts on Cred Forums and he doesn't speak a word to another human being for 5 days, and it's the happiest he's been in years episode

sick FREAK me 2

>masturbating
Normal people have sex.

I can't wait to watch this episode

>it's a Truman doesn't get replies the first time, so he waits a few threads, then posts the same story episode
That's pretty amazing if it's true, but we don't believe you.

Internet can't exist for him, otherwise he'd find himself all over the internet.

wow sounds like Truman should get a divorce or fake his own death.

Truman just needed a fucking break