/bb/ Big Brother OTT

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: Alex/Shrimp
HoH Nominations: Shane/Neeley
America Nom: Daneille

Safety Ceremony 1: Shrimp, Alex, Whitney, Jason

Safety Ceremony 2: Morgan, Shane, Dani, Shelby

Care Package winner: Scott won pick-a-veto

Have Nots: Shelby, Alex, Danielle

Most Likely Going Home: Shane

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whitney

Just think of all the live DR kind we've missed in the past

Yeah and in retrospect this is going to kind of ruin regular BB for me

Sorta mad that they'd give us this kino and then just take it away

scott is refusing to see danielle as a threat

well hopefully this can continue being a thing. They still have plenty of kinks to work out with the format but this is much better than what i was expecting.

why is there so much shit going on everywhere

tbqh I hope Danielle wins the HoH and gets Scott out

It's BB so she will

I hope he gets the care package as symbolic revenge for slavery.

So when the Live DRs are over we get to see one of the HGs tits right?

It's my understanding that this is the format

not getting baited by this

yes if ur good

how is it bait, Scott will ruin the girls' game so he should go before he can

>they can't believe Neeley would be a retail salesperson for 5 yrs

kek nope she's just a lazy nigress that can't get past entry level

>cuts away from Dani's DR for a full 20 seconds

topkkek

She would target BS, Scott and maybe Shrimpman so Scott would be the best sacrifice imo. Shrimpman's charm is getting lost on me lately tho so i wouldn't be too sad seeing him go.

>now that shane is gone, she takes out all of her pent up sexual aggression on Scott's bony white ass
too bad he can't win another are package

Oh, it's not bait, you're just a waifufag

Even worse desu

I'm a shrimpbro, the girls are more fun to watch when scott isn't there

is funny seeing jason being this scared of danielle

>Scott thinks shane is the most dangerous player in the house.
What does this even mean. Scott's stupidity and shit game sense still amazes me. He's totally going to get evicted by Danielle.

Danielle wants the other side of the house to feel what it's like to lose someone
nigga is you fuckin stupid

Watching all of Big Brother seasons three times each fucks with your brain.

morgan is best sister because loose sisters are better than prudes

jason saying that neeley is not gonna be the 5th member of the alliance

morgan showing us that she has no idea how the veto works

>morgan: "obviously"

>Be Alex in a season where America picks the winner
>Be in a 5 person alliance where 3 members have you as their #1 ally and the last person's #1 is your sister
>Oh yeah that's right, your sister is in the alliance and nobody knows

>The virgin who's been trying to get in your pants for 3 weeks creates an alliance with the 2 people most loved by America
>He wants to bring in a 5th person who hates you so you're in the minority of the alliance
>Decide that if you can you'll flip to the new alliance with your virginbro


wew lad

RIP in peace Monte

let me off this roller coaster of emotion lads

I don't remember ever seeing HGs crying cause they are bored. Huefu is something else.

damn girl get it together

scott and alex are going to see this as a weakness, she has been mentally strong so far

So are they fucking or not?

Shelby is sad :(
I want to hug her

Alex working with Shrimp and Jason isn't a bad idea, Scott is the weak link.

Shelby and Whitney are MUCH smarter players than Scott.

>Shelby starts sarcastically crying
>Turns into actual crying

BASED HUEFU LITERALLY BORED TO TEARS

I AM LAFFIN

Who do you think will be the 5th member? My guess is shelby

don't underestimate her power.

HUG DENIED

>Scott: Can I give you a hug?
>Shelby: No
>Scott: o-ok

>Scott: Can I give you a hug?
>Huefu: no

BASED

damn girl

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best girl has arrived

Scott can't catch a break with the girls.
Someone cuddle this man.

>Scott: Tonight's my last night of cigarettes
>Whitney: That means you gotta get it in tonight

What did she mean by this?

shelby is losing scott and alex here

Scott's gonna backdoor whitwhit

jason is better when he isnt with neely, krispy, dani

>Whitney takes Scotts virginity and steals his essence and wins HoH

scott is cancer

but winning america

>only bringing enough cigs for 3 weeks

plastics shitting on dani

>Scott and Jason go in the next 2 weeks and Shrimpman takes over the harem to the end

any other scenario that is better?

alex looks thicc as fug in that sweater

>best case scenario
>Shane goes Wednesday
>Kryssie quits Wednesday night/Thursday morning
>Danielle starves by the veto comp because no one's here to feed her
Scott kek

>waifufags turning on /ourguy/ for actually playing the game
>liking a girl who can't even play the game for herself
>caring about how cute a girl is rather than strategy

You're just as bad as twitter.

She's a qt

hes playing kind of a shit game desu

thickums looking breed-able as always

THICC

>playing the game

what did you mean by this?

I think ourguy has a genius masterplan and he's just misting us into thinking he sucks

how many cigs does scott have left?

Wew

The proper nomenclature is "4chinamen"

i can get her on a quick two month cut and get her out of chub tier

lol

>switch to quad cam to see where hue went
>all i can hear is danielle talking

shes begging for my baby

i know this has been established but dani is the worst

neeley's tits are sitting right to be honest

its actually 4clansmen

they're called muddy saggers

Actually it's the men with 4 channels

whoa scott was pretty close in predicting a future care package right there

Whose titties are sitting the worst?

alex

she doesn't actually have titties so they can't ever sit right

cornbread

>ywn see shrimp + tank F2 in allstars

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>chompies deli

scottsdale, az

>ywn see a successful Spy Girls 3.0 w/ Bridgette, Shelby and Julia

Her boobs are cute, don't bully.

>tfw after i give it her

>mah boo

>after i give it her

Worst to best

Krispy's disgusting udders
Neely's muddy saggers
Danielle's pierced shrimpmagnets
Alex's perky bees
Morgan's boss micronip holders
Shelby's elusive pancakenip retainers
Whitney's prime milkymilkies

this is /ourguy/'s chance to invite morgan to sleep in his bed

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

america cock blocked him by voting the two chicks who would take him up on the invite, as have-nots

>two chicks who would take him up on the invite

this convo in the HoH

>Shit on my dick!

lol

softens the blow

shrimpman not into anal

did it once

said it was a "terrible experience"

>Shrimpman: Shane is the "I heart anal" guy
>Alex: Shanal!!!

>production has a cup of each of the waifus urine

I saw Neeley's titts through the shower curtain. They were sitting like a fried egg nailed to the wall.

lol

>Shit be real in the feel

Shrimpism coined

>fried egg nailed to the wall
jesus christ nigga, took one for the team

Scott giving out a Yoplait code

R108R

GOGOGO

>Shane and Danielle will have a sex party ultra blowout tonight.
>it will keep Shelby and Alex up all night

Mexican Twitter is getting pissed off that BB chose to do a 'day of the dead' costume

talking about jokers rankings

what's vampire twitter saying?

You are given the opportunity to be a BB cameraman. What is your first order of business?

They're saying "BWAAH"

scott nailed that shit

Watch all the qts poop

Broadcast the hottest female HG shitting on all 4 cams

Quit

Go back to my actually useful STEM job

gun to your head, you have to motorboat one of these disgusting pairs

what do you do

Can multiple people enter it or am i the only one who got it? Lol

can i motorboat the gun?

i take the gun and shoot krispy

LOL SCOTT

he said he wants to see shelby win some money and put herself through community college

>I'm going to spend Halloween watching people have fun at a party

someone get me the noose

>shelby never came back

It was a one-time-use code.

Did you actually get it? topkek

I did hahah
Th-thanks Scott.

shit on my dick!

that's fuckin' stupid. im a mexican and it dont matter in no way

>Back to Fridge

sounds like scott and alex are still all in with shelby

scott perhaps a bit more than alex

waifus are sleepy

>tfw stuck in an argument with a delusional Dani stan.

Does Scott think Shelby will be his Victoria?

I'll be sure to relay that back to Mexican twitter

yes

9th level pussy destroyer

scott and alex want neeley out

Buuuuuurn

Should've thought of that before forming an alliance with her

more like julia

he will devastate alex in the f3

>ripe waifus

jason, krispy and neeley are disgusted with danielle

they want scott to put her out

Mmmmmmm

Inb4 he bitchesout

lol they really upset that they have to deal with danielle for another week

I would racemic with dani

Sorry not sorry

neeley eviction order
alex
scott
whitney

wew shelby off the radar

Do you think Shane is going to go home and watch Danielle's belly start to swell on the feeds?

jason realizing hes fucked'

if big brother production were compassionate they would start pixelating krusty's face and body

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I'm going to force this meme on twitter until it sticks god damn it

doesn't happen that fast you virgin

I'm a virgin girl

;-;

lol the LNC in shatters

neeley wants to put up shelby to scare her and alex is the target
if alex gets veto, shes backdooring scott

WEW JASON NEW ALLIANCE IS ALREADY FUCKED

shit costs too much money familia

krispy is so shook

this is gold

PANIC

man they really turning on danielle

seeing what the "plastics" saw 2 weeks ago

i can't wait for tomorrow
no matter what happens she's gonna wig out

alex wont go to sleep

still waiting for jason

literally pointless

what? no she wont, why do you think she has been all happy and smug all day? she knows scott will vote out shane, she only cares about herself but at least everyone will see even more of her true colors when she shows no remorse for shane being evicted

nah, girls get really emotionally imbalanced in early pregnancy

Aware of that
Still gonna force it

if you saw how scared shrimpman and jason was when danielle wanted the crew to vote out shane to make scott break the tie

haven't been watching the past 24 hours.

Did Scott tell Jason about the blindside?

welp alex is target number one

the entire house (except for shane) knows that he is going

as of now

>tfw Whit and Neeley are in the best positions

alex and scott wanted to make an alliance with jason and shrimpman so they told them the plan

jason and shrimpman wanted to stay shut but danielle wanted them to vote out shane or danielle to break the tie and this freaked them the fuck out. they are really pissed that danielle is gonna stay

Do you think Scott will change the plan and vote out Danielle tomorrow instead?

alex outside waiting for jason to confirm the alliance and the outside crew telling them how much they want to put up scott and alex

pretty funny

>krispy: it absolves us because you know we love both of you

>talked mad shit about danielle 10 minutes ago

what a piece of shit

That sounds really entertaining. Can't wait for HoH

>jason: if we dont win tomorrow then let them kick us out cause we dont deserve to be her

finally someone talking sense

I still can't believe that it's going to be 7 girls vs 3 guys tomorrow

neeley
krispy
danielle

all targeting scott and alex

looks like jason wont be so excited to be in the alex/scott alliance anymore

this is painful

she is so clueless.

I just want another survivor micronesia desu but no girls are as cute and ruthless as parv

Krispys boyfriend says she looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter

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>If LNC (pretend Neeley) wins HoH

>Alex and Scott would go up

>Krispy would be America nom probably

>Alex: Jason, Shrimp, Danielle

>Scott:

>Krispy: Whitney, Morgan, Shelby, America

>Krispy goes home

>Could also switch Krispy with Neeley if she gets HoH (lel)

wew lads

Jason = Parvarti
Morgan = Amanda
Whitney = Cirie
Shelby = Natalie
Scott = Erik

Alex = Alexis

Shit it seems like jayson might actually be on /ourguy/ scotts side

Is this Shrimpman Gayson Steve alliance gonna be a thing?

>Jason = Parvati

you have to go back

Mike's a savage

a Gayson/Shrimp/OurGuy/Alex alliance would run this house

jasons mist game weak as fuck

scott not budging

alex and scott has big fat fucking targets on their backs

wtf jason took it right back to them

playing james game

where?

There are two sides to the house

If those 4 are working together, they can influence their side to not target them. Shrimp/Gayson/Alex are the most popular on the polls and will most likely get care packages to help them moving forward too

Who I'd like to see be evicted next:
Neely
Dani
Krispy


Pretty much in any order. One can hope.
I'd like to see this.

danielle showing zero remorse for shane going home

she is borderline triumphant

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what the hell was jason just hugging him

Neeley would be the last of those three to get evicted. They don't see her as a threat even though they shoudl

Jason needs to tell Scott this so maybe they'll flip and vote Danielle out.

>i miss monte

jason was fearmongering the shit outta scott and scott said no

just now dawning on shane how badly he fucked up

AHAHAHA ITS A TOTAL MELTDOWN

GET FUCKED LNC

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>tfw you sell out your bros for some mid-tier pussy

Monte had your back, man. Look what you did to him

Hope you have fun supporting Danielle's kid who will never respect you because you're a numale faggot and his real dad is a sports star

Alex is fucked

should have saved monte shane

Danielle is incompetent and it's clear everyone hates her

Why the fuck would he vote her out

shane talking tough

seeshe'll never have the numbers as long as America likes her.

>scott would have stayed loyal
>monte would have the girls protecting danielle and shane for a week

he really fucked up

shane was crying in the DR earlier thinking about danielle being evicted

danielle is in the BY laughing and having a good time after learning shane is being evicted

shes 100% class folks

you're a girl, aren't you

Is Shane the poster boy for being a numale?

Also, LOL. Krispy saying Shane could be a returning player... bahahahahahaha

will justin try to climb into morgans bed tonight?

Speaking of returning players

only 2 more summers until we get a Shrimpman Frank Vic alliance in BB All-Stars

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Danielle confirmed to go home in 2 weeks (If not next week)

who in their right mind would exclude devin?

shrimpman running around the house

You right, dawg. you right

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>Scott tried for 7 days to get a girl to sleep upstairs and never succeeded

How is he supposed to play 100 days of chess if he can't even win a week of checkers?

Scott's playing the long game.

He's getting all the guys out minus jason and they'll be forced to flirt with him

This

Dude is a mastermind of pussy

VERY fast Shrimproach running at incredible hihg speed

KEK

capbro please get the Shrimpman doing the finger sex sign a minute or two ago

>paul is planning to bring pablo to the hoh
god so cringy

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I hope Ya Boy tells them he won s18

Can't wait for Shelby to be like: Sorry didn't watch your season, I don't know who you are.

based

shes also a nicolefag
she didnt watch bb18

She 100% knew who Jeff is. It's just throwing shit at people

>jason talking about having gay orgies with other reality contestants

>LNC fans in charge of logic

anyone got any screencaps of Jason's boi pussi?

babbys first propaganda

Seems like Shrimpman would go for Dog the Bounty Hunter

>tfw Paul brings Bridgette and they fuck while the comp is being played.

How will that be possible when Vic and Frank are already filling both holes?

Last I checked there were three holes

>Whitney
T.S.R.

>2:30 AM Shane tells Danielle that everything about her is perfect for him. And it scares him. -starlet

I'm really sad there will be no cams when shane gets out and watches danielle on stream and realizes how much did he fuck up.

ask morgan she knows all about that

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>jokers update about Neeley and Jason telling Danielle not to have sex in the house
>she says she won't
>updater adds (Ironically, they've already had sex in the house. And she took her birth control pill tonight.)
>jokers being updated by 12 year old who doesn't know how birth control works

best butt!

Her thiccness without the typical thicc features is one thing that makes her cute!

There is no way that we stop getting these live DR sessions.

If a BS wins HoH and nominates Kryssie, clearing the way for America to nominate Scott or Morgan...

>oc do not repost on /r/bigbrother

fuck Scott for ruining the blindside

faggot ass James

danielle should go before shane desu its the only way to keep america off his back and also the house.

if danielle stays she will likely go up as americas nom

this might help our girls stay safe for a few more weeks

they shouldn't have to rely on people and america to play their game for them. if they get evicted it's their own fault.

i just want danielle or krispy americas nom every week so that there isn't a threat of our girls or guy going up in that spot and going home

if they go home because the hoh nommed them then fine. but the americas nom twist sucks. people that are well liked by america might even end up going up just because there isn't enough unlikeable houseguests left.

My only guy was Monte. Scott is to beta to be called a guy

I hate these butthurt faggots who keep bringing up "HURR SCOTT HATES AMERICA! FUCK HIM!"

Like fuck some these babies take it so personally. He didn't mean he fucking hates America/BB watchers, he was expressing his frustration with the entirely new BB game he was playing.

fuck these people

>if danielle stays she will likely go up as americas nom
dumb showfag

wanting Dani out first just shows you're retarded

you were all bitching about scott making the wrong move yet you call me retarded. he'll be america's nom next week and then you'll all say you're gonna stop watching

fucking hypocrite

Better him that alex or shelby.
Getting Shane out now is better of everyone in BC, but the problem is that Scott spilled the beans to Gayson.

He's blowing up his own game. And I don't want anyone changing away from the smart strategy because America "might" get mad at him. Keep Dani because everyone hates her and get rid of shane

you're just waifufags who care more about how cute a girl is rather than gameplay

Scott has horrible gameplay. You're just moving the goalposts

If Scott is going to get nominated by America it's not going to be because he sent Shane home instead of Danielle, obviously.

Lettuce discuss how stupid it was for Alex to choose the hoh disadvantage

What the fuck was she thinking?

It's a ball rolling crapshoot anyways so she picked pretty good

I'd completely forgotten about that comp til I saw a pic of it
hopefully /ourgrill/ gets a lucky roll

i care about gameplay and best players in the house right now are Alex, Shelby and Morgan

I hope whitwhit wins and tells Alex to fuck off and she votes out gayson before he tears up the best alliance

Alex is a bitch, I don't blame Scott or anyone else for this new alliance and backstabbing the girls, I blame Alex.

But it's cool, so far.

That was straight coldblooded when she said she might have to snip off her sister in the dr
Shelby is more loyal to Morgan

There is nothing bad about making an alliance. There will be stupidity in breaking the old one and there was retardation in telling Gayson about your plans. This little shit did not give any of the Plastics anything other than a pile of insults, but Mr. Beta is so afraid of him he will sell his own mother for him to like him

she's misting you brah

I can't wait for Shelby to wake up!

She's just gonna cry about nothing all day because she is mentally fragile

Same
Hope shes prepared to win hoh

yeah you're just a waifufag

So only people that care about strategy are allowed to enjoy big brother? Get off your high horse.

Can we go to the standard /bbg/ instead of /bb/?

Bbg isolates these threads and bb usually has 2 or more results

Generals are cancer

What is this then?

try not being an autist and searching for 'brother'

The feeds are always on. This is a watch thread

>So only people that care about strategy are allowed to enjoy big brother
Correct. go back to twitter if you care about drama and waifuing

Is it too hard for you to find this thread after those 2 or more results pop up?

fuck off dan

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youtube.com/watch?v=vTzf_yU9tNs

if i were alex and scott i wouldnt be able to move forward with the justin and jason alliance after it becomes painfully obvious later today that they told shane what was happening

Didn't someone make a /bbg/ image macro with Bridgette in the pool?

Someone use that for next thread.

they just need to wait for hoh comp and if their side wins throw a middle finger at JJ

scott just told shelby in the SR that if neeley wins HoH she is going to put up alex and shelby and if one of them comes down they plan to BD scott

shelby said: "she gots to go then"

WAKEY WAKEY WAIFUS

in her DR last night Neeley implied the house was too white and she wants to fix that

while she sat on the couch last night agreeing with krispy and jason that danielle needs to go before shane

MHHHMMM

>Jason to himself: I think I want to take the deal with Alex and Scott and throw it out the window

justin creeped into morgans bed last night

HANG THE NIGGER

SHRIMPED

saw this coming and the sad part is jason really wanted the alliance

danielle doesnt even remember what town shane is from

she is one evil bitch, shane is a fool

danielle wants to tell scott he cant sleep in london

pettiest alliance in the history of BB

>Danielle tells Jason that Scott wants to sleep with him "He will probably want to spoon you and press his dick against your ass"

>tfw the fate of this season could come down to tonight's crapshoot HoH

ya boi better rig this for the good guys

if scott wants good tv the girls should vote out neeley tonight since she made it known she is gunning for alex, scott and shelby

ultra blindside

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