Did you want butter on that, handsome?
Did you want butter on that, handsome?
bring the nigger out
he knows how i like my popcorn
Who are you slut and where is my main man Robert
...
just squirt on it
>Butter and drinks aren't self serve
*half unsheathes katana*
alright evil succubus, what did you do to tyrone...?
Butter that ass and call it lube
Sorry guys, I was in the rest room. Here you go, on the house ;-)
> it's gotten to the point that I'd rather see Robert than a qt
you did this to me Cred Forums
t-thanks tyrone
>not Robert
I'd walk right out of that Cinema
WHERE'S ROBERT YOU FUCKING DYKE CUNT
but are you drinking Coke Zero yet?
Who /bunchacrunch/ here?
Yippee!
Let's go mom
i put it in my popcorn. shit's cash
i want the butter all over my body
Insanely clever.
My nigga.
>Robert
>not Jules
Plebs, get out.
Now thats more like it !
Thanks Robert, you're the best!
am I banned for that harry potter thread desu?
>careful, some butter spilled on the floor
What did she mean by this?
attention whore
Was this staged or something? That's the fakest fall I've ever seen.
>LITERALLY sprinting and throwing the popcorn in the air
A U T I S M
just leaving a little mess for the wage cucks :^)
It's funnier at least.
fake obviously why the hell would they be filming it?
Don't fucking patronize me, I'm leaving. I don't come to the theater to be insulted to my face.
Thanks senpai, dont ever fall for the vaginal jew.
you..you... too
No but I need a large cup of falcon chow and a shower token please.
>mfw I 35 year old roastie working a minimum wage job calls me handsome
oh hi! can you tell me where Jamal is? He forgot to uncuff me while he fucked my wife last night. Must have forgotten haha
>when I buy alcohol for the day or groceries for the decade, old women in their late 30s hit on me
I look too old I guess.
Sorry babe I'm taken
her name... is film
>handsome
Do not sexualize me, shitlady
>when I buy alcohol for the day or groceries for the decade, gays hit on me
why the fuck does this always happen? i'm not gay ffs
ah crab legs go perfectly with my favorite snack
a patrician combination
It must be the skirt.
fuck these are good
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Jon Tron is made for __________.
got free refills? :)
Yeah baby, when you get off work you sexy little thing so I can pound that sweet ass of yours? Here's a souvenir you minx.
*hands a wallet sized photo of my penis to her with my number written on the back*
Mm
I've never laughed so hard at someone falling. Pure slapstick kino.
B I G S P I L L