Did you want butter on that, handsome?

Did you want butter on that, handsome?

bring the nigger out

he knows how i like my popcorn

Who are you slut and where is my main man Robert

...

just squirt on it

>Butter and drinks aren't self serve

*half unsheathes katana*
alright evil succubus, what did you do to tyrone...?

Butter that ass and call it lube

Sorry guys, I was in the rest room. Here you go, on the house ;-)

> it's gotten to the point that I'd rather see Robert than a qt

you did this to me Cred Forums

t-thanks tyrone

>not Robert
I'd walk right out of that Cinema

WHERE'S ROBERT YOU FUCKING DYKE CUNT

but are you drinking Coke Zero yet?

Who /bunchacrunch/ here?

Yippee!

Let's go mom

i put it in my popcorn. shit's cash

i want the butter all over my body

Insanely clever.

My nigga.

>Robert
>not Jules

Plebs, get out.

Now thats more like it !

Thanks Robert, you're the best!

am I banned for that harry potter thread desu?

>careful, some butter spilled on the floor

What did she mean by this?

attention whore

Was this staged or something? That's the fakest fall I've ever seen.

>LITERALLY sprinting and throwing the popcorn in the air
A U T I S M

just leaving a little mess for the wage cucks :^)

It's funnier at least.

fake obviously why the hell would they be filming it?

Don't fucking patronize me, I'm leaving. I don't come to the theater to be insulted to my face.

Thanks senpai, dont ever fall for the vaginal jew.

you..you... too

No but I need a large cup of falcon chow and a shower token please.

>mfw I 35 year old roastie working a minimum wage job calls me handsome

oh hi! can you tell me where Jamal is? He forgot to uncuff me while he fucked my wife last night. Must have forgotten haha

>when I buy alcohol for the day or groceries for the decade, old women in their late 30s hit on me
I look too old I guess.

Sorry babe I'm taken

her name... is film

>handsome
Do not sexualize me, shitlady

>when I buy alcohol for the day or groceries for the decade, gays hit on me

why the fuck does this always happen? i'm not gay ffs

ah crab legs go perfectly with my favorite snack

a patrician combination

It must be the skirt.

fuck these are good

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Jon Tron is made for __________.

got free refills? :)

Yeah baby, when you get off work you sexy little thing so I can pound that sweet ass of yours? Here's a souvenir you minx.
*hands a wallet sized photo of my penis to her with my number written on the back*

Mm

I've never laughed so hard at someone falling. Pure slapstick kino.

B I G S P I L L