How does he do it?

Diet, exercise and an active lifestyle.

It's not that hard, my dad is 55 but looks good for his age, no hair loss and still quite active.
Basically 50/50 genes and lifestyle

Tig Notaro, I love your work!

Using moisturizer, sun screen, and a retinal cream every day

Scientology magic.

It's called being rich and splashing out on plastic

I want Tom Cruise to inseminate my bowels no homo

It's obviously surgery.

His hands look super old.

>retinal cream

If you don't know how a word is written or what it means, you probably shouldn't try to use them.

level 8 thetan

basic stuff
>Stay away from radiation
>avoid sun
>healthy diet
>exercise
>don't be overweight/obese
>good hygiene
>avoid stress/get enough sleep

And then the hollywood shit
>botox
>plastic surgery
>cosmetic enhancements (hairline surgery, veneers, makeup, lighting, after-effects etc, hair dye)
>growth hormone, HRT, stem cells
Half of those hollywood options could end up making you look worse anyway.

I watched Top Gun the other day, it holds up quite well. My brother's a pilot in the AF and he told me it's still hyped by guys at his base.

Genetics. Not joking.

Is your brother in the US Air Force?

Do you know how hard it was for him to get in? I'm really interested in getting into the Australian Air Force but don't know if I'll be good enough to get a career as a pilot.

Top Gun was probably the most effective recruitment ad ever made.

Not US, European. Sorry.

are they hyped for a sequel?

Studio marketing please go

I think we all know the real reason.

fuck you

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Yeah, they want to see someone gun down studio execs and producers, and then Morgan Freeman narrates 'he truly was a Top Gun™ indeed'.

It was the most effective #nohomo ad ever made.

Would it make me a homophobic person if I said your bowels don't contain eggs?

Ah, no worries.

hes very rich and successful: no worries, no stress, no debts, does what he likes. Stress and worry are the main sources of premature aging because of cortisol released by the body. its not like us, where we have to be wage slaves, in boring stressful jobs that we hate, struggling to pay our debts, raise ids etc. Also, surgery. He's had a few things done, like they all have.

A famous actor Tom Cruise looks really better than ever, he is rumored to have a plastic surgery noted in his newly whitened and straightened teeth. He also allegedly used rejuvenation procedures such as fillers and Botox as well as had skin laser treatment like CoolTouch and Fraxel. This 50 year old man is deemed to have more than one surgeries and anti aging rejuvenation on his face , that’s why he preserve his boyish, wrinkle- free and looks different and charming.

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they straightened his teeth, and fixed his bite, which enabled him to bite down properly, which enabled his masseter muscles to develop, which gave him a strong jaw-line.

i bet Tom Cruise himself probably started this thread.

They also taught him to overcome dyslexia, I never knew that til recently.

Once you hit max OT level, you stop leveling.

This

Also plastic surgery, but mostly this.

I wish my teeth didn't shit back after my braces came off. Such a waste of everything.

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SHIT

Eh but Top Gun is USN. You zoomies should be watching the Iron Eagle series.

To be fair to Tom, at his worst he will probably end up looking like Bruce Campbell.
And that's no bad thing baby.

The middle tooth is the key

>Tom will never dress up as Ash for Halloween

>How does he do it?

Do what?

I'd have thought there was a higher general respect on this board for Bruce Campbell.

sucks the life out of female hosts

>come on in boys, I made cookies and FRESH lemonade

wat do

Even Bruce pokes fun at himself, and that user wasn't even being that cheeky, Bruce does look damn good for his age these days, and truthfully he was very roly poly during early Burn notice til he started to slim down.

Then he clones himself in her womb and when the clone is old enough, he takes control of the clones body and transfers his soul into it

Dianetics 101, you should know this stuff.

Look at him. He's a happy man. I wish I could be this happy.

Hate us cuz they aint us

>it's still hyped by guys at his base
That's because the military service attracts morons.

Definitely shopped, cut the shit you cunt

can this magic be done for us peasants?

Zaphodee

Odda are very slim for flight positions mate, unless you specialise in transport or birds no one wants to fly.

Fuck, that's disappointing.

I'm also interested in a career as an Air Surveillance Officer though, hopefully that's easier to get into than piloting.

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kek only the colors are shopped

>is it hot in here?

>anyone got a tissue.... or a towel?

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Suri is cute, CUUUUUTE!

Say what you will about Cruise but he always brings 110%, never phones it in.

Well if you are a retard and dont wear the thing they give you that you have to put on your teeth each night, then they will shift back

>level 8

Cruise has his own thetan-level the human mind isn't ready to grasp yet

It's mostly because he has great hair. Same for leto and pitt. If any of them went bald they'd look 15 years older.

Being a member of this religion obviously he's an age-defying alien.

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That doesn't even deserve to be called a gif.

He needs an emeter reading badly, his face is puffing up with thetans !

he's on the second highest OT level. 1 more and he's basically Hubbard