I thought this was """""supposed""""" to be good? worst capeshit ive ever seen

better than daredevil and luke cage if only for David Tennants performance, both daredevil and luke cage need 3 less episodes to be good so much protracted shit in them.

Daredevil n Cage seem like a 3000 word essay written by a student who has never written anything longer than a page and are so concerned with filling the word count they just waffle on for ages and ages to get the word count up then they hit the 2500 mark and quickly add in their point and then the conclusion.

jessica jones is a sucky character though but the series is better, but alt right kids don't like it because womyn

>hurr muh forced female protagonist

That's literally the only reason Cred Forums hates Jessica Jones. Re-watched it the past two days, loved it. It was never supposed to be a super-hero story. They establish that in the first couple of episodes. In the end she's just a worn-out, cagey P.I with PTSD trying to get by in life, and she HAPPENS to have super-strength. I'm assuming they'll cover her origins a bit better in the next season.

Are you serious? She's not an assassin or a fighter of any kind. She doesn't need to be. She just grabs and punches and brawls like anyone with (mostly) unmatched strength would do.

Regardless, definitely better than Luke Cage - which I still enjoyed but got bored of the story in the second half. Diamondback was a pretty useless character with no real sense to him.

The only thing I didn't like about JJ was the Simpson storyline, seemed pretty boring. Maybe I just hated the character.

How many times a week do you prep the bull you fucking c.uck.

/thread

Not a bull. A cow, your mom.

There were a couple of horrible and unnecessary JJ episodes, like the one where the grief group decides to kill Jessica for no fucking reason

it still pains my heart that Tenant was fucking wasted on this piece of shit show.

He wasn't wasted. He was well utilized and very entertaining.

that's not what i meant. every time Tenant was not on screen the show was shit.

I know

Yeh I agree. JJ wasn't as bad as Cred Forums keeps saying, but mainly because the others were just dull at points. The episodes where Killgrave is held captive were pretty entertaining.

Sort of just fizzled out the last few eps though.

At least there was some qts

Speaking of capeshit, I just watched Ant-Man for the first time and I'm a bit confused. I thought Ant-Man was meant to be the comedy one, but it felt like it actually had less jokes than the other Marvel movies.

What's the deal?

really made me think

>Are you serious? She's not an assassin or a fighter of any kind. She doesn't need to be. She just grabs and punches and brawls like anyone with (mostly) unmatched strength would do.

still the worst action in a series ever

>1 hour series is good
>cause one character
If that's how you judge film, kys you dumb fuck

yeah but the villain is unforgettable. I forgot who the villain(s) were in Daredevil desu.

better characterization so it feels more natural when the characters joke

HOT

>forgetting Nobu & Kingpin
it isn't anyone's fault but your own that you're a retard

Has anyone noticed how this Jessica Jones chick really looks like the transsexual porn star Mandy Mitchell?

You mean the other marvel movies? That's definitely part of it but it wasn't just that. It's not like Ant-Man had heaps of jokes that mostly fell flat, it felt more like they didn't even put that many in at all. Did they market it as an especially comedic one or did I just make a weird assumption?

Everyone thought Ant-man was a comedy.

Calm down. BvS was worse

I heard that Trinity has a nice thicc butt in this show. Is it true?

yeah but at least I am not ugly

looks fade, intelligence doesn't

>intelligence doesn't
you're kinda wrong

Intelligence fades significantly. My uncle can't even muster up the brain power to multitask anymore. He finds it hard to hold a conversation and do a somewhat simple task like put a wheel on a car. When you get really old you also get dementia etc.

absolute best villain tho..

TV is probably the worst medium if you look for art or quality.

I don't know why you'd waste time on it instead of films.

>I've never seen this show
>but they only bitch because
Glad to know your opinions matter.

Maybe he's just capable of making simple logical connections. At this point a person doesn't need to watch a show to know it's a triggered right wing SJW complaining about it, they just need to look at the show's poster and for very obvious telegraphed signs (misuse of punctuation, the word shit, cringeworthy hyperbole in this case) since most of you are about as intelligent as a simple computer program.

The thing about Cred Forums is that all of you are too dumb to recognize how dumb you are and consequently how repetitive and boring you appear to people who aren't as dumb as you are.

Just finished this myself with my brother and dad. Should've watched this before Luke Cage and Daredevil. The fight between JJ and Luke Cage was better than when Luke fought Diamondback. We found ourselves getting bored when Kilgrave kept getting away. We were sure it would drag on for another couple of episodes when they were on the dock. I liked it. I didn't understand why they didn't have her fly more or at all.

I liked jessica jones but it could have done with a lot less feminist shit, like openly dissing the comic book costume and making the villain a manchild rapist.

>female lead protagonist getting fucked in the first episode.
Nope.

>like openly dissing the comic book costume

Nothing to do with feminism. Comic book costumes simply look retarded. They did the same thing for Luke Cage.

Everything to do with feminism, they called it skimpy and a male fantasy when it really isn't.
Also, it's very disrespectful to the source material.

My bad then, I don't remember that scene.

CISicca Jones

There was fuck all feminism in the show. Jessica and the blonde girl are all shown to be much weaker than their male counterparts, and Jessica is a wreck with few hero like qualities.

I really liked Jessica Jones (and wish it would come back), but the lesbian lawyer divorce subplot was amazingly stupid and boring.

All the white males are evil.

Because you know nothing about the character, you fucking idiot.

Ruben wasn't.

What does feminism have to do with race? What's wrong with having two white villians remain white in the show?

I liked it. Fucking sue me. I'm not a SJW, I'm neither against nor into interracial couples (I actually don't give a damn whether if she's fucking a whitey or a nigger). What I'm trying to say is, it's not that I liked it because of political reasons.

>being so insecure that you have to prove you're racist so that people on your alt-right knitting forum won't believe you like a show for 'political reasons'
top kek my lad

It was good but it had certain things that are triggering to the reverse hambeasts on Cred Forums so you won't hear it from them.

>There was fuck all feminism in the show

Why are you bringing race into this? The only two characters that had it together and were likeable were Luke and the former druggie guy. Complaining they were black is only moving the goalposts.

Sociopathic female lawyers exist in droves IRL, not to mention she wasn't portrayed as likeable and got fucked up by Kilgrave.

>openly dissing the comic book costume and making the villain a manchild rapist
Excluding the flashbacks, she wore the costume for like a day in the comics & KG was always a manchild.
They aren't going to change the source material just cause you're triggered by it.

ok and? Kilgrave got fucked up by JJ so what's your point? The show was entirely about girl power.
Barely anyone was portrayed as likable in the show, except maybe the addict guy & I guess the cuck.

so what exactly is purple man going to make those lesbians do with the banana and marshmallow fluff.

regardless i want to watch

>le characters need to be le likable
Go back to imdb

I never said characters need to be likable you dumb fuck.
The poster I responded too brought it up. Learn to read

>my father said he dropped this because of forced lesbian shit
>all I see is this spammed
i think he might have the gay

Jessica Jones was the first Marvel series I decided to watch and I got too shocked with Marvel heroes fucking, I don't know how Stan Lee wasn't in the middle of this scene like a voyeur and cameo at the same time.

Typical faggot.

It felt like it was the same episode over and over again. Tennant was the saving grace of the show desu.

It could've probably been my favorite if they cut down the episodes by like half.

SOURCE GIVE ME A GOD DAMN SOURCE RIGHT NOW

>Worst action in a series ever.
youtube.com/watch?v=kG2o1GBZj1A

>He doesn't know about that time Ultron leaked Black Widow's sex tape.
>He doesn't know about that time Spiderman found out the Green Goblin was sleeping with Gwen before her death and she secretly gave birth to twins in Paris.
>He doesn't know about that time Ant-Man shrunk down to explore Wasp's vagina.

[spoilers]which has better feet[/spoilers]

dropped desu