Scientist character makes a lengthy explanation

>scientist character makes a lengthy explanation
>english please

>Speak english Doc!

>nerdy girl says something scientific
>Asian girl has to translate for him

Luke Cage

>horror movie
>main character notices the killer/antagonist stalking them from a distance/something supernatural happening that isn't possible
>should let the other fucking characters know so they're aware of the present danger
>"what's up? You see something?"
>nah it was nothing
FUCKING STOP

What if the explanation was in Chinese (subtitled)
Then it would actually be a joke
Someone hire me to write jokes for scripts

>scientist character makes a lengthy explanation
>"English please!"

>hero is on the cusp of defeat at the hands of the villain
>looks towards love interest
>"Remember who you are..."
>Hero becomes re-energized and fights back

Two literal word for word scenes from Luke Cage...

>chinese scientist makes a lengthy explanation
>english please
>english scientist translates it
>dramatic pause
>english please

WHERE'S MY FUCKING JOB

>"You call that English??"
>audience laughter

>even dumber chinese character
>"chinese prease"

WEW

I unironically laughed user
You earnt a (you)

>scientist character
>he wears a labcoat
Every fucking time.

>But why male models?

> watching american flick
> "en español, por favor ?"

>characters happen upon a scene of destruction/chaos
>YUP, ______ WAS DEFINITELY HERE

I love this

>character is awkward
>must always be reminded to get to the point when discussing a plot point
It's endearing once, after that t better stop

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bonus points if it's something any english speaker would understand

>we'll turn on the GPS transponder to track her
>IN ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NERD

> character just hangs up the phone mid-conversation
> other person doesn't call back and ask wtf happened

>What's terraforming?

> character explains schrödinger's cat

>Character lights cigarette
>Takes one draw
>Doesn't even inhale
>Stubs it out

Name 5 kinos where this happens

>character explains basic slingshot maneuver to the senior Director of NASA

>it's a subtitled foreign film

GUYS
GUYS

HOW DO WORMHOLES WORK?

this is a clever way to play on audience expectations and show the character's growing obsession with [villain]

fight me

Funny you should ask!

They needed an ethnic to one-up the sleazy white guy somehow, user.

I honestly don't know

I also probably wouldn't understand it after a lengthy explanation

2abstract4me

>lengthy foreign blabber
>"what's he saying?"
>"uhh errr *roughly translated foreign blabber*"

>character tries speaking a foreign language
>foreigner gets offended
>what I'd say?
>other character explains he said something ridiculous

>MAYBE IF I REVERSE THE POLARITIES...!
>problem solved

>>MAYBE IF I REVERSE THE POLARITIES...!
>>problem solved

Unironically works in sound production

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>Protagonist and antagonist are of equal strength
>Both kick each other to the ground at the same time

I lol'd

>"Have you ever heard of the theory of ________?"

>You think there are three dimensions? Well golly gee, you're wrong! There are actually FOUR!

>Character explains things in mature sciency ways
>Everybody stares at him
>He explains it in one word

>character lays out a detailed plan
>everybody agrees and gets ready to do it
>they immediately fuck up

>character takes the main character to see another character who explains things directly for audience

I HATE EVERY AGENCY
FROM CIA TO CIZ
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME
Are you on the flight plan anymore
of course you are
But i wasnt before!
OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG
IT WAS BANE ALL ALONG
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY (yes, we finally made a big guy)
YOU FINALLY MADE A BIG GUY OUT OF ME!!!!
I love you, Dr. Pavel!

At least he can talk!

>Have you ever heard of the tragedy of darth ...

I can SIIIIIING!