Arnold burns a man alive

>Arnold shoots a nigger right in the face
>see a nigger, pull the trigger

>Arnold kills a redditor
>looks like I just downvoted you, to the ground

>Arnold kills a MCU character
>"..."

>Arnold kills US citizens seeking asylum in an embassy

>Even if you Shill, you'll get Shelled

>Arnold kills some modern hero
>I never hurt a lady before

>Snyder says hello

>Arnold kills a clown
>Let's turn that clown.. *smirk* upside down.

>Arnold kills a jew
>"Keep the change ya filthy animal"

>Arnold beats several sailors to death
>I hate getting my hands covered in semen

lamest one so far.

>Arnold kills a Canadian
>"A FUCKING LEAF"

>Arnold shoots a man out of a plane
>"He didn't fly so good!"

>Arnold kills Truman
>guess the show must not go on

Then I have succeeded

>Arnold kills a pornstar
>Looks like you went out with a bang

>Arnold shoots a faggot
>FUCK YOU

Ben pls

>Arnold kills Amy Schumer
>"I guess women can be funny"

>Arnold shoots a teacher
>"Class dismissed"

>arnold fucks a fat mexican maid
>creates 10/10 barbarian prince offspring

>an hiv-infected arnold rapes a little girl
>"aids doesn't matter"

lame, that would never happen

>Arnold throws CIA out of the plane
>Looks like I'm in charge here now

>Arnold kills a Cred Forums poster
>"The bigger they are, the harder they fall"

meta

>Arnold performs an abortion
>Hasta la vista baby

>"you're a big guy-"
>*arnold shoots cia*
>"-fuck UUUU."

>I've gotten more kennedy head than oswald

For you

this one

>Arnold kills an illegal immigrant
>"Looks like your visa just expired"

...

>Arnold drops a giant cross on a crooked priest
>When the praise go up, you see the blessins commin down

>Arnold kills a nigger on his plantation
>"I'm a slave to my prejudices"

kek

>Arnold kills an Arab
>Allahu Ackbar, baby

>Arnold throws a giant knife, pinning a guy to a way
>"Stick around"

>Arnold throws a baddie into a sewage tank
>"You're in deep shit"

>Arnold kills a terrorist.
>"Fuck you!"

>Arnold kills a doctor hiding in the hospital
>"I see you"

>Arnold kills a slant-eyed chink
>"Now you don't see me, now you don't see me."
how did they get away with this

kek'd and check'd

>a way
you fucking incompetent idiot

>Arnold kills a faggot
>"Y M C Dead"

it is true, he pinned him, away, to a wall. before he was next to him, now he was away, against the wall.

>Arnold snaps Trump's neck sitting next to him on a plane
>''Please don't disturb my friend, he's very low-energy.''

>Arnold kills a big guy
>"For you"

>Arnold kills a transvestite
>go tuck yourself

underrated

oh

LOL

>Dr Pavel kills Obi-wan
>"You're not my friend"

>Arnold kills an attempted robber
>Oh my god! Someone call 911!

Which Arnold movie has the most wordplay or one-liners? I want to say The Running Man, if only for the variety, but surely there's more my half-awake mind can't think of right now.

>Nice trip to the Promised Land
>There's your exodus
>Now it's six million and one

>Arnie kills someone with a wood chipper
>GET IN DA CHIPPA

>Arnold kills Dr. Pavel
>"You don't get to bring friend in hell"

checked, paid, and carried out.

>Pushes a guy out of line
>"You lost your place in line"

>Arnold kills Gordon Ramsay
>Orders up

>rings bell

>Arnold shoots loaf of bread
>''You're toast.''

AHAHAHAHAHAHa

>Arnold shoots middle at someone
>Call a doctor, they've got missle poisoning
>What the fuck Arnold?

>Arnold is sent to kill Hillary
>"I fully endorse her and believes she's America's last bastion to a brighter future. A vote for Hillary is a vote for equality. I have been sent here by Trump to murder her but I have seen the light, I shall make amendments by slaying that bigoted fuck."

I'm gonna fill you with iron... Man

>Arnold forces a meme
>HOWEVER

The real question is

What would Arnold write in his suicide note?

>Arnold pushkicks a guy into a shark tank
>Your net revenue is down year on year so I'm out!

See you at the party, Richtor?

Idk I got nothing

>Arnold gets told he can't load a shotgun
>Wrong

>Arnold kills himself
>I won't be back

>Arnold kills a pizza delivery guy
>Hasta la pizza, baby!

>Arnold drowns a man in a flood
>come hell from high water

>Arnold drags a man to death behind a tractor
>slow and steady wins the race

>Arnold kills The Flash
>"Not so fast"

>Arnold kills a watchmaker
>"Time's up"

>Arnold kills Bill Gates
>"Install a Vista, baby"

>Arnold kills a fortune teller
>"I guess you didn't see that in your future"

>Arnold kills Seth Rogen
>it's over, he had the high ground

>Arnold shoots a knife wielding assassin
>Sorry, you didn't make the cut

>arnold kills an abortion doctor

>I'm beginning to believe in extreme late term abortions.

>Arnold kills his gay boss
>you better watch out for aides

>Arnold kills Bruce Willis
>That wasn't hard at all

>kills the govenor
>you've just been recalled

>Arnold cuts a man in half with a chainsaw
>timber

>Arnold shoots a man before throwing him out of the plane
>"he didn't fly so good"

>Arnold is a character with ice powers
>I've got a bone to pick with you

>Arnold drives over a bad guy lifting up a manhole cover
>Look both ways before you cross me

>Arnold kills bad guy at a party with a rocket launcher
>Lady friend later asks how the party was
>"It was a blast."

What would Arnold be called if he was American?

>Arnold Sharternigger

>Arnold grabs a woman by the pussy
>"I unendorse Donald Trump because this sort of behavior is unacceptable!"

>Arnold burns a pregnant woman to death
>you shouldn't smoke while pregnant

Arnold Schwarzeburgger

hmm

Arnie is notorious for offering bad advice to stunt the competition

>Arnold hangs Hillary a la The Hateful 8
>What the hell happened here, Lane?
>She went high

>Arnold finds a bunch of cocaine in some gypsy's wooden leg and pours it out all over the floor
>"Cocainum."

Sylvester Stallone

>Arnold releases a herd of wild cats on Trump
>"Try grabbing that pussy".

...

>Arnie shoots an SJW
>"Now that's what I call triggered."

Am I witnessing the birth of an EPIC NEW MEME?

>new
Welcome to the 4chins

underrated

Nice

>Arnold shoots a villain eating breakfast
>there's a cereal killer on the loose

>Arnold walks out of divorce court
>the kennedy's haven't fucked someone this bad since Chappaquiddick

>Arnold shoots Piers Morgan
>SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

Kek

>Arnold kills a midget
>"Grow up"

Holy shit

>Arnold throws knife into Piers Morgan
>"Piersed that guy."

What is movie is this one from?

>Arnold kills a bathroom
>"there is no bathroom."

Collateral Damage

...

>tfw trying to come up with one
>can't think of anything funny

>arnold crushes a skeleton
>i got a bone to pick with you

>Arnold knocks out a comedian
>"There's a punchline for you"

I feel like this was already done

>Arnold kills Sylvester Stallone
>"[incomprehensible]"

>arnold kills a vietcong
>it ain´t me starts playing

>arnold smashes a fly
>he didn´t fly so good!

>Arnold KO's a donkey
>"Jackass"

>arnold kills a cherokee
>i see red for you

>Arnold kills a beaver
>"You damn fool"

>Arnold kills a mercenary
>"Lotta loyalty for a hired gun"

>Arnold kills Ryan Gosling
>....

>Arnold kills Tarantino
>"Uno farto @ 3:17"

>Arnold kills Bane
>"Was that also the part of your plan?"

>Arnold kills a programmer
Byte the dust

>Arnold kills a King
>checkmate

...

>Arnold kills himself
>"I won't be back."

>Arnold shoots a man before throwing him out of the plane
>"he didn't fly so good"

...

Excuse me, but SHALLposters need to remain on /k/. Thanks.

>Arnold kills a boy in a wheelchair
>"Society no longer needs to bend to accommodate those that were born inferior. So many tax dollars are wasted each year on the installation, upkeep and maintenance, and prosecution of those that are out of compliance, of handicap accessibility methods."

>Arnold kills a bug
>Don´t bug me!

>Arnold has gay sex
>Fuck you asshole

underrated

>Arnold kills Jonah Hill
>"You're dad called. He wants his cum back!"

The most underrated post in the thread.

>Arnold kills a kiddo
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Arnold kills Mr. Krabs
>Are you feeling it, now?

>Arnold kills an abortion doctor
>"Time to exercise my right to choose."

>Arnold kills an alligator
>"You're luggage"

>Arnold throws a man off a casino balcony into a roulette table
>"Bet it all on red"

>Arnie kills a bad dude with a chair
>Take a seat

>Arnie throws a woman through a glass door
>ladies first

>Arnie kills Mexican
>I guess its just nacho day

>Arnie smashes in a guards' head with a rock
>Welcome to the Stone Age

>Arnie curbstomps a Mudslime
>I think I stepped in shit

>Arnie kills a teacher
>Thats gotta smart!

>Arnie kills a math professor
>You're out of the equation

>Arnie headshots a baddie
>Dont let it get to your head!

>"bet it all on dead"

>Arnold sucks a Canadian's dick
>"I like my leafs blown"

IMAGINE

>Arnold kills an editor
>erase this!

...

4/8

>Arnold kills Monica Lewinksi
>You blow!

>Arnold kills an astronaut
>that's one small step for man and one more killed for mankind

>>Arnie kills Mexican
>>I guess its just nacho day

...

God that's retardedly funny

>Arnold kills a bodyguard
>Houston, we have a problem!

>Arnold beats Hillary to become POTUS
>"I'm with her? No, I'm with HURT!"

>Arnold kills Darth Vader
>He was a good friend!

...

>>Arnold kills Obi-Wan
>>I was a good friend.

>Arnold impregnates his maid and has an illegitimate child
>"Looks like you missed a spot"

>Arnold takes steroids and cheats to get ahead
>"I'm a big guy for you"

>Arnold has hordes of autists with mommy and daddy issues worshipping him
>"an aspie a day keeps my ego up all the way"

>arnold kills himself
>oops looks like I killed myself xD

When Is the apprentice with him starting?

never. he endorses crooked hillary

>Arnold throws a child from a roof
>"hope his parents didn't have any plans"

>arnold kills you
>youre mom is gay LOL

1/3
>not astronaut

What the fuck were you thinking?

>What the fuck were you thinking?
too obvious

>Arnold kills God
>Burn in Heaven!

>Arnold kills a linguist
>Death Sentence!

>kills Jonah Hill
>eat fresh... bullets

>Arnold kills Whitney Houston
>Houston you have a problem

>Arnold puts Brendan Fraser out of his misery
>Looks like you've had your JUST deserts

>Arnie curbstomps a Mudslime
>I think I stepped in shit
>Arnie kills a teacher
>Thats gotta smart!

these are shit, rest is breddy gud :DDD

>Arnold takes steroids and cheats to get ahead
It wasnt illegal at that time, and of course everybody was taking them retard.

>implying brenny isn't already dead

...

>you weren't on the list

Subtlety isn't always best.

>Arnold kills a mexican
>Can´t stump the Trump

>Arnold kills you
>not your personal army, faggot

This is my favorite so far because I can hear him saying it so well

I don't get it.

>kills a banker
>"Hava Nagila, baby!"

Should have happened in Kindergarten Cop.

Is 2 worth a watch for Drago?

>Arnold is quite the science wiz
>piss on ants

>Arnold has problems with his wife
>consider this a divorce

Hey now, that one actually happened.

>teacher chasing Arnold in a car
>Arnold kills him with a throwing knife
>teacher crashes.
>If it bleeds, it leads

...

>"I won't be back."

Nailed it

I read:
>Arnold burns a bank teller alive
>"Smoking is bad for your wealth"
My subconcious is a genius

>Christopher and Patrick look like pussies but Joseph looks like a fucking barbarian
what the fuck

>Arnold kills his wife
>"Consider it the divorce"

>Arnold kills r/Cred Forums
>"Sure is Reddit in here"

>Arnold throws Donald Trump off a cliff
>Now that's what I call a landslide victory

>Arnold kills a newborn
>"Spawnkill"

>Arnold kills John Oliver
>Born 1977, died in the current year, man

>Arnold kills a MGTOW
>Wrong way

>Arnold kills James Bond
>"Shaken, not alive"

Running Man or Commando

>Arnold kills a movie director
>"That's a wrap."

>Arnold blows Daniel Plainview to pieces
>There's your milkshake

...

nice

legendary

*Hillary Supporter

January I think

I laughed
Should i kill myself?

>Arnold kills himself

Arnold kills Liam Nesson
you were on the list the list of my fist

>Arnold kills his wife
> "consider this a divorce"

oh wait...

>Arnold kills Maury
>"you are not the father"

>Smashes guy's head to ice
>And thats how you break the ice

>Impales man with a guitar
>Play with your heart

>Decapitates arm with symbal
>Lets not start with sour note

>Throws professor from balcony
>Dont jump into conclusions

witnessed

...

>Arnold kills Hillary Clinton
>"...more like Killary Clinton!"

hmmm

Batman & Robin

>arnold beats up a deer
>"well...you started it"

you're pretty good

er, not all arabs are muslim idiot.

Impressive

>arnold beats up a feminist
"he's your equal rights...and some EQUAL LEFTS NYRAAAAGGGHH!!"

-_-

>arnold kills a McDonalds worker after getting his order wrong by shoving his face on a burger grill
"you want fries with that?"

Arnold threads are best in life.

better.

>Arnold kills Zyzz
"You dyin' brah?!"

>Arnold rips off someone's left arm
"Don't worry. He's going to be all right."

youtube.com/watch?v=gIfSQW499Xc

relevant

>Arnold drives
...

Audibly kekeed

>Arnold is hired to hand a lawsuit to a prince and also shoot him
>Consider yourself Serbed

Nice quada and nice kek

And a happy new year