So since Hamill claims that Luke has been miraculously gay all along, does that mean Rey isn't a Skywalker?

>gay all along
yeah, gay for his sister

ahh so luke used the immaculate power of the force dick? that could explain the gay away

youtu.be/f00IkrWvur4?t=159 Out take from the first movie.

Force impregnation is a side effect of Jedi wet dreams. Be responsible with the Force. Masturbate.

Rey is a lab grown clone of Leia (who has just as much potential in the force as Luke) that was bathed in midichlorians for years. She was dumped on notTatooine because Luke didn't have the balls to kill an abomination disguised as a young girl.

Nah. She's a Kenobi.

Star Wars is for gays.

>'of course' in quotes
>lots of other bullshit inserted behind it
Yeah, that's totally confirmation.

Why does she have to be related to anybody we know already?

Rey is Wedge's daughter you retards

Why do you think she flies so good?

The actual quote to this bullshit;

"...fans are writing and ask all these questions, 'I'm bullied in school... I'm afraid to come out'. They say to me, 'Could Luke be gay?' I'd say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer... If you think Luke is gay, of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it. Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.”

This just in; if you don't state your sexuality, you could be a flaming homosexual.

>it's a quote mine episode
Hamil was just being a bro to his gay fans.

Building it into anything more is going to end in nothing but tears when Disney gets round to shoving in a love interest for him.

Is it the lighting?
Luke looks like hes thinking about the universe, Rey looks like she wants to hit something.

1. Ridley isnt as good of an actor as Hamill
2. That shot of Rey was left out of the movie

I don't think Luke will have a love interest this time around, he's a pretty celibate dude. I think Rey is just an orphan with ordinary parents who just happens to be strong in the Force.

>Ridley isnt as good of an actor as Hamill
why did they hire bad actors?

Lets be real though, Hamill wasn't that good of an actor until way later on when he found himself in voice acting. The main lead of the Star Wars movies has never been that good at acting.

Hamil was great in Jedi, m8.

Maybe because he had Ian to bounce off, but his performance certainly helped make the best scene in the series what it was.

She's Palpatine's.

This idea was literally already in the original trilogy. In a deleted scene Yoda told Luke that he asked Obi-Wan not to tell Luke about Vader being his father, so Luke would kill both Vader and Emperor without hesitation and claim the Empire's throne, as he would be its rightful heir.

Literally the same thing is going on here, Luke wants Rey to be "in the light" and as Palpatine's rightful heir to replace Snoke who's an "usurper". JJ isn't even subtle about it, making TFO into a brainwashed cult, even Kylo is acting like some sort of acyolte.

We could go on all day about the bad decisions that were made in the production of TFA.

He was better than Daisy at least. In the original movie he played that innocent, ambitious farmboy character really well, and through the sequels he captured the maturity of the character really well.

Those moments are great but ironically enough, the times where I thought Hamill shined the best were his solo scenes with Yoda. It might have just been because Alec Guinness and Harrison Ford were such pros that he looked worse in comparison, idk. I didn't think he was that good in the first one though.

Still better than Hayden though.

Gay what is this horseshit. He doesn't get to make stuff up about his character. He needs to go back chewing the scenery and leave the writing to the progressive Jews back at the studio.

I think most would agree that anyone, even Ridley and Ahmed Best, were better than Hayden Christensen.

>Hamil was just being a bro to his gay fans.
This

wasn't it the directing that fucked him over?

It certainly didn't help, but it's not as if he was a shining jewel in his post star wars career.

Yes. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Every actor in those movies is bad, even the good actors. There's no telling how Hayden would have performed under a better director.

If that were the case, he would've gone the way of Natalie Portman and be able to shit out a couple of incredible performances amongst a sea of blah.

Implying you need to be gay to knock someone up.

why do progressives have to ruin everything?

luke is asexual if anything.

>Hayden Christensen.

Poor Hayden. That shit wasn't his fault. He was just collateral damage from Lucas's best attempts to nuke the property.

Literally this

He was actually nominated for a golden globe for life as a house and shattered glass has great reviews. Everything else he has done has been cash grab shit because studios and directors are scared to put him in anything after starwars.

everyone needs to read the caption under the picture. it's your choice what he is. he didn't confirm anything

He said if that's your interpretation that's your interpretation. He never confirmed Luke was gay. Luke is probably asexual or they'll work Mara Jade back in someone from his past. SJWs just got an inch and like with everything else they hear "Well if that's your opinion" and pretend it says "LUKE IS FUCKING GAY CONFIMED EAT IT SHITLORDS" just like when Samus was "confirmed" to be a tranny

He didn't say that though, he gave a vague "yeah maybe" and explictly said it's up to interpretation

He has a gay fanbase? That's.. different. I never pictured him as any kind of looker or anything. Good for him I guess.

Dubs confirm.

Are you gay or something? Hamill was a prime fuck boy in his prime.
I'd pound his little boy pussy if I had young Hamill next to me right now, no homo of course.

I was always a Ford kinda guy. Never knew Hamill had that kind of following. No homo, obviously.

Hamill was sexy as fuck in ANH, he was obviously cast because of his good looks m8.

imagine being a huge star wars fan back in the 80s and you get the opportunity to time travel and THIS is the first thing you see

I can't decide if Hamil is a twat or just being Honest.
>He's a twat for caving to SJWs
>He's being honest that Skywalker is a blank slate for the NEET viewer to project onto.

Because it doesn't matter. It used to be 'it doesn't really matter' until Lucas nuked the Luke x Leia ship, then it totally didn't matter. It so didn't matter that the EUverse had to create a Mary Sue just for Luke to marry.

She's not technically a Skywalker. But she is the chosen one.

She's a product of Luke and force jizz. Bam.

He's not homo even though I wish he was.

>force jizz
Rey, did I ever tell you about Evar Orbus and his Galactic Jizz wailers?
They were a Jizz band that, after the tragic demise of Evar, found their way to Tatooine alongside Max Rebo. It's particularly important because when your Aunt was about to be raped by a giant space slug, they performed the musical accompaniment. Max himself eventually joined the Rebel Alliance to provide entertainment and steal as much food as he could.
And they were good friends

Who wants to try next?

The article is just misleading. Hamill basically said Luke is gay if you want him to be, or straight if you want him to be. It's your headcanon and he's not involved in any romances.

I guess snoke = windu confirmed?

I hope so, because Rey being a Skywalker would be the laziest piece of writing ever.

Black guy getting whitewashed?

In the current year?

Mark Hamill was a total twink back in the day.

This.

>white people look alike so she must be his daughter

>even Ridley and Ahmed Best, were better than Hayden

lets not go that far

>mocap
>whitewashing

Because TFA was derivative in all other regards, why not this one too?

And you have to account for her being so strong with the force as well.

Gay =/= sterile

Why would you take Zizek's word for it?

It's in quotes because they're quoting him.

They will be if I have anything to say about it.

Obi Wan fucked a Sandperson. That explains Rey's force powers and ugly face.

>So since Hamill claims that Luke has been miraculously gay all along

No he doesn't.

This was confirmed canon. Source related:

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=10310941

>Biggs in a cape
>Lando in a cape
What Lucas mean by this?

Lando wardrobe is extremely small. He spends all his money on ruby bliels and Twi'lek hookers

And it's a quote mine.
Hence why the use is dishonest.

Rey is a drop of golden sun.

This. There isn't a single good performance in the prequels. Everyone is bland as fuck due to Lucas's shitty directing.

Watch Shattered Glass and say that with a straight face. Harden can act.

McDiarmid did pretty well, if you think "hammy and enjoyable as hell" qualify as good

No way. I prefer Hayden's Anakin to the Mary Sue that was Ridley's Rey and her bad acting.

At least with Hayden it was mostly the bad writing that fucked him up. Even Leonardo di Caprio couldn't save that script.

He did well when he revealed himself as Sidious, but I don't think his Palpatine was anything special, and that wasn't his fault, as well.

Oh yeah, I don't remember him in the first two but he's a treat to watch in Revenge

Holy fuck why do people think this

Because fags want to pretend that they're fucking twinky ANH-era Mark Hamil

Only neo-Cred Forums thinks she is Sheev.

She is a Luke's padawan. Nothing more, nothing less.

Not a bad theory, user. Not a bad theory.

Honestly, this one sounds like my favorite thus far, simply due to the fact it doesn't involve offspring of any pre-established characters.

who cares if luke likes men or women
chances are he never got some
rey is just a nobody from nobody parents

cuz he's a pimp on the side?

This is how they chose Han's son

That girl. mmf

She was grown from his hand. I'm not even making this up. Screencap this.

Is "being gay" the new excuse for being unable to nail a chick?

Ahh. The female Luuke Skywalker from the old EU.

"Side?" Pimping is his main buisness

eh Luke was always a little bit of a fag anyways.

no big loss.

>Mark Hamill gets a bunch of tumblr male asking if a character he played 30+ years ago is gay
>Mark is an affable guy who wants to be nice to his fans so he essentially says "sure whatever you want"
>Cred Forums gets triggered

holy shit he's an actor saying bullshit to make people happy

luke is obviously interested in leia in the original movies, so if anything luke would have to be bi but none of that fucking matters

Hayden was great though, particularly in ROTS. He's able to convey non-verbal emotion really well unlike Daisy who has the same dumb mouth agape look on her face in every god damn scene.

Luke was confirmed a faggot when he turned down a badass like Vader. How much of a sissy can you be?

She's his kid, but the real mystery of the next one is how they explain how Benicio Del Toro is playing his secret student despite them being similar in age.

>I met your father once when I was just a boy. He was a great pilot. If you've got half the skill he had you'll do alright.

>tfw there were people lucky enough to die before the prequels and Star Wars turning into a social engineering experiment with the sequels
>tfw we'll never know Star Wars again as just three films

I'm with this. I don't get why everyone is so desperate to make her somebodies child.

>new

In TFA Kylo Ren promises Vaders Mask to finish what he started. Well what the fuck did Vader even start?

only way to explain her mary sue abilities

What if the force is so unbalanced that the midichlorians are going into overdrive and just started spawning super powerful force kids all over the place and she's just the first one? It's called 'the force awakens' after all

>he calls SW "ANH"

Why do people hate Jar Jar when there are retarded comic relief characters and scenes all over the original trilogy?

>not remembering how smug he was when Leia kissed him

like what?

That explains why she was able to defeat Ren. She had the high ground

Like the Ewoks, C3PO, pretty much the whole entourage of Jabba, Chewie, hell even Yoda is dorky as fuck, stealing a flashlight and beating R2 with his cane...

this fucking asshole was worse than anything jar-jar ever did

The Ewoks I'll give you as being annoying, but at least they didn't talk.

Yeah and he didn't even die.
At least Jar Jar is dead now, but that little fucker is still crawling around on Tatooine somewhere

Because other wise her powers are retarded

Sure this dude was also annoying as hell, but he didn't have nearly the same amount of sceen time that jar-jar did.

I just wish they would remake all of star wars with todays technologies and take it more seriously

>you could be a flaming homosexual
you could also not be, so what does it matter if some people want to imagine him one way or another? Does that ruin the character for you, if it's never even touched upon in the source material? Are you that much of a cuck?

Can you imagine ridley delivering those lines?

it will most likely be trying to bring luke to the darkside or something.

>Judge Luke by his character, not by who he loves.
Lo and behold, once a-fucking-gain progressives completely miss the point of the message, that being: Sexuality shouldn't be an important character trait, either in fiction or reality. A point that should fundamentally be at the heart of their movement, yet gets ignored. I guess if no one's treated differently just because of their gender then no one's a special snowflake just for existing.

Instead they just scan the article for the one broken quote they can pull out that plays to their agenda, and copy+paste it all over the internet out of context.

Holy mad Batman, if anyone needs me I'll be in the Angrydome.

But Vader stopped that and decided to kill the Emperor instead. And turning Luke to the dark side wasn't even Vaders plan to begin with. Anakin/Vader was literally a pawn his entire life until he killed Palpatine in the end.

and with only luke really knowing most of the truth, I'm guessing the grandson is a misguided idiot.

Jacen knowingly walked into hell, this NotJacen is going to be tricked into it most likely by whoever 'Snoke' is

This little fucker is probably Snoke himself. Fuck him.

At this rate Snoke is probably Palpatine

They have been trying to jam sex into the starwars universe for awhile, that is literally big 'contribution' by Story group is trying to add gay characters and shit.

Sex and sexuality seems to be all they care about and not the stories themselves which ironically did have gay characters in them, but like straight characters, sex wasn't really brought up which is what annoys me the most.

well it would be easier for them to copy the OT if it was.

I wish they would try something new and stray from this endless good vs evil bullshit

Why not have an actual civil war with good people on both sides or something

Bravo lucas

Killing the jedi and defeating the rebellion what the fuck do you think

My favorite theory

He can't be her father, Jedi are celibate, making Luke neither gay or straight.

Its the same for Plinkett

Why is everyone so obsessed with having more sex in star wars?

>Jedi are celibate
Now pay attention, this is going to be an important detail:
According to who?

Can't she just be a completely new character, not related to anyone, just having her own story?

>>he calls SW "ANH"
Dude is probably specifically referring to ANH because it's pre-surgery Hamill

every single jedi from the prequels and clone wars (aside from anakin)? obi had his little fling but i don't think they ever had sex

>The Chosen One
Hayden Christiansan

Luke prefers Hayden Christensen? that's a new kind of messed up Oedipus Complex

I think you wrote "cool guys" wrong there

gays are cooler than star wars fans

>'of course'
>[he] confessed that Luke's sexual orientation is up for free interpretation
jesus christ, I hate modern media

Didn't he say it was up to the audience's interpretation?

> tfw Kylo Ren and Rey are canon while Jacen and Jaina are not

Fuck it, i'll just go back and play KOTOR.

Well, fuck. Forgot that.

she's a Binks

Looks like he's just saying his orientation is open to interpretation and whatever people want to project on to. So the SJWs take that quote out of context and now believe Luke is a fag.

Whatever the question was, the answer is Revan. I'm sure of this

Ive read a fanfic like that once.

Luke used the Force to return Vader to his "hot young Anakin" days and they boned a lot.