/bakeoff/

Didn't see one in the catalog

Less than 10 bings till kickoff

Prepare yourselves

Come on lads, I don't want to watch it by my self

Candice a cute!
CUTE!

Yes hello

Fuck I hope Jane does shit

I'm gay

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I'd rather have her in the final than the ginger puff.

The black bloke will win because he's black

I think the ginger batty boy is leaving this week lads

At least post a stream brticucks

>Andrew not good at making POOF pastry

Surprising

Ginger kid fucked it royally

Not a chance Cred Forums
Quite possibly, he's fucking up hard here

Chav dominatrix Candace for the win

Freeview for Kodi

>lipstick action
>ginger failing
>selasi bants

Good episode so far.

>I'll leave the crying to Andrew

Selassi has run the train on the ginger nonce.

S E L A S I

>Shot of candices bum
Niceeeee

Pls post

No can do pal, watching on tv

>ywn get a crafty handjob from Candice while she is wearing her oven gloves

What's the point, lads?

>Candace's burnt bottoms

Woman's too hot for her own good

YWN Breakfast off of Candace's arse

>can't see the shape that well so it's bad
>it tastes amazing but it doesn't look good so 5/10

The hell man it looked fine

Not looking too hot for /ourguy/

I want to cuddle andrew

Shit, how did Selasi screw up. It wasn't meant to be this way.

Will the black bull go to the final?

>YWN worship Candace's sweaty cunt after she's spent the day bent over a hot oven
>YWN bend Candace over a hot oven and rough fuck her as her cookies bake
>YWN smile as Candace licks stray flakes of pastry from your dick, each one sticking to her thick lipstick

>Banalaties'r'us

Jesus Sue

This is why I drink

I really want to watch selasi fuck candice.

Where were you when the world's most boring dyke suddenly became a savage?

>candice saying 'penetrate'
HHNGGH

>That cute little fake French nonsense she did for bants

Lads, I can't any more

CANDICE SEX TAPE WHEN REEEEE

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There's always one

>sue collecting selasi sweat

Me too, so 2 at least.

I mean, it is an English show. It was inevitable. Thank God they're a nation of cuckolds, though. Otherwise us potatofags would have to stick to our own potatohags instead of stealing their adorable accented Candaces

Mary's so lovely

Selasi's in trouble, can he pull it back with the showstopper yet again?

>A lot to prove tomorrow

Tohohoho.

>2nd place
Selasi's almost definitely gone, but if Candace is gone before Andrew I'm quitting this shit

I'm not a chuck, I just don't think my wife should settle for my swc when she could have bbc.
She deserves the best, not deprivation.

Hollowood is such a cunt

>all the salty women on twitter who hate Candice for mysterious reasons

Nah he's alright. Dunno why he gets so much hate.

>Irish
>BWC
Thank God for these Neeson/ Fassbender/ Farrell genes. Worth the drinking problem and Catholic guilt

Just because I appreciate the artistic contrast of ebony and ivory doesn't make me a cuck. The fact I get sexual pleasure is unrelated and is only a benefit.

Cute dress

>the guardian's face when an ethnic minority doesn't win bakeoff

WTF! THE RACIST BREXITERS WON!

Cherry Bakewell Fondant Fancies, what a fucking showstopper.

I think it's because she has a bitchy face

lol you're making up stuff to get angry aboutb

Leave my husbando alone

It's because she's an attractive woman who takes care of her appearance

Everyone's just giving him the big one for not going down with the ship, don't buy into the propaganda

There's been women like that before and they never got the abuse she does.

Any /andrew/ fans in the thread

I want to brutally arse fuck and watch him cry and whimper

>ywn fuck candice as she pouts at her overdone savarin

It's because she's constantly pouting. It's so fucking annoying

>Candace
JUST

no.

See I reckon Selasi should go, but you can't not have a minority in the final, so I don't know

If Candace goes, on the basis that nobody's going to write a letter complaining about representation for attractive white women, I'm going to assassinate a world leader

>tfw ywn go out drinking with Mary and come back home to Candice baking
>ywn see that she is only wearing an apron as she bends over to check on her carrot cake
>ywn never lick her sweet pussy as she licks the beaters
>ywn win the technical challenge and have her give you a showstopping orgasm
>ywn glaze her buns

>all these people who can't spell Candice
Off yourselves, lads.

Couldn't just say "good job Candice", could you Mary, you had to sneak that barb in there

you fucking bitch

Quality post

Selasi's definitely going.

If Selasi goes through then this shit is rigged.

Yea Selasi is gone

It's 100% because she's a sexy, successful grown woman who is sharp while also sweet. Ton of bitter "lol i can't adult" losers on Twitter hate that she can be playful, feminine, and cute without being useless and infantilized

I wish Jane would go, she's nice and good but she's been on the verge of tears nonstop for basically the whole season now

The shot of her dying inside when they announced the fondants make me laugh a bit

Yeah his stuff looks amateurish compared to the rest. He nailed the flavours again but his presentation has been shoddy throughout.

So Candice has won basically, unless she has some terrible fuck up next week. Jane won't be able to handle the pressure of the final, and Andrew's too inconsistent.

Agreed. Won't happen, though, he's gone

nth for ALL-WHITE GBBO FINAL

RUUUUULE BRITANNIA

BRITANNIA DOOO DOO DOOOOO

If she had an amazing week next week...
It should be Candice, but I can see Jane robbing her. No chance it's Andrew, though

If Kandice gets star baker again I'm gonna throw my self off a bridge

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nah fuck you Andrew

you might be star baker this week but you're a faggy dick and that's forever

Fuck off you racist. Selasi is quintessentially British.

FUCKING RACISTS

Lol the nigger is out

RACISTTTTTTT!!!!!

I'd hate to be beaten to death with a claw hammer lads

r.i.p eamon

I wonder if Selasi will do another batch of fondant things for The Extra Slice.

>how do I loose weight tho someone help

Oh I am laffin

See you for the Apprentice boys

What is it with you salty cunts?
>diversity is going to make it so selasi stays in even though it's obvious he's not
>Women hate candice because she's good look rather than the fact that she's obviously attention seeking
Get a life

This is now a Hell's Kitchen thread. get over to itv2 lads

>Women hate candice because she's good look rather than the fact that she's obviously attention seeking
>Not people hate Candice because she's likeable and successful
Learn to read, son

Nah I'm watching something about Libya on Al Jazeera

That Scottish bint was flirting with Rhod on YF lmao

1 of the ITV's has an interesting story about the teenage murderess Erin Caffey, but fucking Piers Morgan's the presenter

>loose
This never fails to get my blood boiling. Fucking illiterate mongs.