Wonka Rising

Who's the black lesbian female they're going to cast as W.W.?

It's already pretty dark. Willy Wonka sounds like a euphemism. Also he literally disparaged kids who came to his factory and did not give a fuck when terrible things happened to them.
Roald Dahl was not a good, clean writer if you've read any of his short stories.

in the original drafts of the story some kids in wonka's factory straight up died, and some of their parents too

who the fuck comes up wiht this shit

This makes me madder than it should. There is a perfectly good sequel to the Chocolate Factory and it's called the Great Glass Elevator.
Fuck.

You forgot

>Wonka Forever

Which comes right after Grandpa Joe.

>can't wait for the future installments of the willy wonka cinematic universe
>cinematic universe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How big of a blueberry will we get this time?

Left or right?

left my man, right is for tumblr

How will they deal with the racism of the enslavement of oompa loompas

What the fuck does that mean? Left seems more appropriate for shit tumblr fetishes.

Veruca's from a rich white family, that's like anti-tumblr

It's not enslavement it's representation

okay. veruca's on the right, nerd.

I think I meant to reply to the other guy, either that or my reading comprehension is fucked

there was already a dark gritty wonka remake, AND IT FUCKING SUCKED

>Gene Wilder's corpse isn't even cold yet and they're bringing back Willy Wonka for another ill advised renewal

they barely waited for his corpse to cool off.

>le oh no they are raping my childhood face

Right.

Left would try to chew my dick instead of sucking.

I want Snyder to make a grimdark Wonka prequel

Exactly my thoughts.

Righty would give a nice succ as long as you got her what she wants.