Susan Sarandon is 70

Until I broke her hip.

What's it like bro

I would raw dog it and bust in her cause she can't get pregnant, XD

Why doesn't she wear age appropriate clothes? ugh

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I'm not usually one to save celeb photos, but fuckn saved.

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Anyone know a similar looking pornstar?

There's nothing wrong with her face.
I bet the real reason is she looks too much like your mother or another close relative

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I want granny milk

WhY NOt?

explain

Without a doubt.

Well, any time could be her last, that's for sure.

I would fucking destroy it, she is the pinnacle of mommy kino.

Even if she was ugly I'd fuck her just to say I fucked Susan Sarandon.

>"Son, what I tell you about letting those balls get that big."

>"I know, mom."

>"Let me help, darling."

pound the dust out of her mound

If your tits are still that rockin' why not show them off?

What's going on Aunt Diane?

This or maybe Janet Mason

You'd have to lube up her dead, menopaused cunny, but other then that hell yeah

I'd tic her ballot, if you're picking up what I'm laying down.

Bro I would but shed dom me so fuckin hard I'd end up with a fetish for it.

>not fucking her oiled up tits

Yes

>Janet Mason
Not bad but those fake tits ruin it.

I'd let her punch my hanging chads, if you're capable of understanding the euphemism that I am using to describe Jill Stein licking on my testicles

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Tara Holiday's pretty sexy

I'm perfectly fine with wearing her vagina like a feeding trough for the rest of my/her life.

It sounds appealing now, but just wait till she hits 80. Gross, dementia will set in and it will be horrible

Everytime

goddess

I would shatter her pelvis, if you know what I mean

honestly why wear that shit at 70
you need to have some self awareness and it cant feel good to know you still look like shit

Because she feels sexy and makes mens dick's feel the same, who cares

Maybe she will die in her prime

No because she has the same first name as my mum ;_;

Because she looks better at 70 than you do at any age, and confidence is sexy.

You're describing a situation were I'm constantly eating a woman out who will only know shes having constant orgasms with no memory of anything else.

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Get auntie Suz another glass of wine

>not wanting to fuck your mom

No joke. I would kiss her on the cheek after our date and call her the next day and tell her I'd like to see her again

Would I what?

You mean cast her in a movie despite her being past her prime? Yes.

>SS will never breastfeed you
why live

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GRANDMOMMY!

>watching mom-son porn
>"stepmom"
>close tab

OH GOD

>I mean, it's okay because technically we're not REALLY related...

Fucking boner killing line shoehorned in every time.

I wonder how many loads it would take to totally glaze her boobs.

>mfw I'll never taste the sweet nectar that are Susan Sarandon's titties

Suicide is painless.

Depends on how big the loads are.

Tumblr plz go

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So true.

I mean they are already pretending, then why the fuck only pretend to pretend.

Then why haven't you done it?

It brings on many changes

does she have nice feet though?

I've done far worse women who were 1/4 her age.

As long as someone brings some lube, I'm in.

hotter than the average woman of any age

I'd rather her daughter

The the force of a thousand king arthurs.

kek

whynotboth.jpg

I'd rather both at the same time.

>watching mom son porn
>its in russian
>close tab

>mom son porn "real" video

>comments acting like its real

>obviously not real

are people retarded?

>it's in russian
that's how you know it's good

>Gross old babooshkas
No.

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